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Greatest huff texts for sms messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many best sms sentences about abuse for letters for every occasion. In this collection you will find insult texts for facebook status witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Cool insult sms texts for messages - Sms message text №41 - Sms l e n g t h: 98 l e t.
His idea of a practical joke is to go into the home for the blind and flatten out all the braille.

Cool insult sms texts for messages - Sms message text №42 - Sms l e n g t h: 56 l e t.
I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works.

Cool insult sms texts for messages - Sms message text №43 - Sms l e n g t h: 72 l e t.
I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?

Cool insult sms texts for messages - Sms message text №44 - Sms l e n g t h: 70 l e t.
I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job.

Cool insult sms texts for messages - Sms message text №45 - Sms l e n g t h: 79 l e t.
I heard that you were a ladykiller. They take one look at you and die of shock.

Cool insult sms texts for messages - Sms message text №46 - Sms l e n g t h: 86 l e t.
I heard you were so cool that you began teaching remedial classes at cucumber college.

Cool insult sms texts for messages - Sms message text №47 - Sms l e n g t h: 61 l e t.
I know what sign you were born under... 'Red light district'.

Cool insult sms texts for messages - Sms message text №48 - Sms l e n g t h: 138 l e t.
I like grapes because it's one less. And I like you because you are brainless ha... Ha... Ha... Feel bad? Come on yar, its just A... Fact.

Cool insult sms texts for messages - Sms message text №49 - Sms l e n g t h: 101 l e t.
I look at the moon, the moon is beautiful... I look at you... I... I'd rather look at the moon again.

Cool insult sms texts for messages - Sms message text №50 - Sms l e n g t h: 153 l e t.
I saw you on road today. You were luking so fine, your face so divine, your walk so perfect. My heart started singing a sweet song: Who let the dogs out!

Cool insult sms texts for messages - Sms message text №51 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

Cool insult sms texts for messages - Sms message text №52 - Sms l e n g t h: 100 l e t.
I think the sun shines out of your arse. Well, you're living proof that even a turd can be polished.

Cool insult sms texts for messages - Sms message text №53 - Sms l e n g t h: 134 l e t.
I want you, to be with me in a nice restaurant to have candle light dinner... & to say those sweet three words to you... Pay the bill.

Cool insult sms texts for messages - Sms message text №54 - Sms l e n g t h: 84 l e t.
I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high.

Cool insult sms texts for messages - Sms message text №55 - Sms l e n g t h: 69 l e t.
If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn't say hi to folk, I'd say boo!

Cool insult sms texts for messages - Sms message text №56 - Sms l e n g t h: 183 l e t.
If someone ask me what is meant by life I would sit next to my friends pull them close together put my arms around them & say proudly 'These idiots are my life' so proud to be idiots.

Cool insult sms texts for messages - Sms message text №57 - Sms l e n g t h: 70 l e t.
If you can laugh at yourself, you've got a really sick sense of humor.

Cool insult sms texts for messages - Sms message text №58 - Sms l e n g t h: 58 l e t.
If you put your face by a door, no one would ever come in.

Cool insult sms texts for messages - Sms message text №59 - Sms l e n g t h: 74 l e t.
If your face had 'Welcome' written on it, it would make a perfect doormat.

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Gregorian calendar: 25 July 2017
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Reasons for mms or sms greetings
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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Its always a treat to wish happy birthday to someone so sweet

Birthday greetings for sms messages

Have I told you, my sweet heart, that I am all wrapped up in you? My feelings for you bring to me, a joy I never knew

Sweet texts for sms messages

You've seen me laugh you've seen me cry and always you were there with me I may not have always said it but thanks and I love you happy mother's day

Mothers day greetings for sms messages

I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you

Love texts for sms messages

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.. It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins

Funny jokes for sms messages

A friend is: 1% funny2% sweet3% caring4% loving and... 90% good looking that's why... I'm your friend

Friendship texts for sms messages

You're such a great boss you deserve to be on mount rush more. We'll handle things here until you get back. Happy boss's day

Boss day texts for sms messages

Silent gratitude isn't much use to anyone

Thank texts for sms messages

Difference between problem, talent and kismat two boys love one girl = Problem! One boy love two girls = Talent! Two girls love one boy = Qismat

Naughty texts for sms messages

Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop

Love texts for sms messages