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Greatest huff texts for sms messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many best sms sentences about abuse for letters for every occasion. In this collection you will find insult texts for facebook status witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Cool insult sms texts for messages - Sms message text №41 - Sms l e n g t h: 98 l e t.
His idea of a practical joke is to go into the home for the blind and flatten out all the braille.

Cool insult sms texts for messages - Sms message text №42 - Sms l e n g t h: 56 l e t.
I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works.

Cool insult sms texts for messages - Sms message text №43 - Sms l e n g t h: 72 l e t.
I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?

Cool insult sms texts for messages - Sms message text №44 - Sms l e n g t h: 70 l e t.
I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job.

Cool insult sms texts for messages - Sms message text №45 - Sms l e n g t h: 79 l e t.
I heard that you were a ladykiller. They take one look at you and die of shock.

Cool insult sms texts for messages - Sms message text №46 - Sms l e n g t h: 86 l e t.
I heard you were so cool that you began teaching remedial classes at cucumber college.

Cool insult sms texts for messages - Sms message text №47 - Sms l e n g t h: 61 l e t.
I know what sign you were born under... 'Red light district'.

Cool insult sms texts for messages - Sms message text №48 - Sms l e n g t h: 138 l e t.
I like grapes because it's one less. And I like you because you are brainless ha... Ha... Ha... Feel bad? Come on yar, its just A... Fact.

Cool insult sms texts for messages - Sms message text №49 - Sms l e n g t h: 101 l e t.
I look at the moon, the moon is beautiful... I look at you... I... I'd rather look at the moon again.

Cool insult sms texts for messages - Sms message text №50 - Sms l e n g t h: 153 l e t.
I saw you on road today. You were luking so fine, your face so divine, your walk so perfect. My heart started singing a sweet song: Who let the dogs out!

Cool insult sms texts for messages - Sms message text №51 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

Cool insult sms texts for messages - Sms message text №52 - Sms l e n g t h: 100 l e t.
I think the sun shines out of your arse. Well, you're living proof that even a turd can be polished.

Cool insult sms texts for messages - Sms message text №53 - Sms l e n g t h: 134 l e t.
I want you, to be with me in a nice restaurant to have candle light dinner... & to say those sweet three words to you... Pay the bill.

Cool insult sms texts for messages - Sms message text №54 - Sms l e n g t h: 84 l e t.
I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high.

Cool insult sms texts for messages - Sms message text №55 - Sms l e n g t h: 69 l e t.
If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn't say hi to folk, I'd say boo!

Cool insult sms texts for messages - Sms message text №56 - Sms l e n g t h: 183 l e t.
If someone ask me what is meant by life I would sit next to my friends pull them close together put my arms around them & say proudly 'These idiots are my life' so proud to be idiots.

Cool insult sms texts for messages - Sms message text №57 - Sms l e n g t h: 70 l e t.
If you can laugh at yourself, you've got a really sick sense of humor.

Cool insult sms texts for messages - Sms message text №58 - Sms l e n g t h: 58 l e t.
If you put your face by a door, no one would ever come in.

Cool insult sms texts for messages - Sms message text №59 - Sms l e n g t h: 74 l e t.
If your face had 'Welcome' written on it, it would make a perfect doormat.

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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Where were you before you came camping in my heart? You started a fire and now my heart is filled with flames

Love texts for sms messages

I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job

Insult texts for sms messages

As much use as a one legged man at an arse kicking competition

Funny jokes for sms messages

There may be a million things to smile about, but you're definitely my favorite one

Cute texts for sms messages

Anger is a killing thing, it kills the man who angers for each rage leaves him less than he had been before it takes something from him

Angry texts for sms messages

Why do people have to lose things to find out what they really mean

Sad texts for sms messages

Wishing you a happy marriage & hoping that your life together will be rich in joy & love

Marriage greetings for sms messages

Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending

Love texts for sms messages

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you

Funny jokes for sms messages

Thank you dad for being the best dad of the world. Happy father's day

Fathers day greetings for sms messages