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Greatest huff texts for sms messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many best sms sentences about abuse for letters for every occasion. In this collection you will find insult texts for facebook status witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Cool insult sms texts for messages - Sms message text №41 - Sms l e n g t h: 98 l e t.
His idea of a practical joke is to go into the home for the blind and flatten out all the braille.

Cool insult sms texts for messages - Sms message text №42 - Sms l e n g t h: 56 l e t.
I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works.

Cool insult sms texts for messages - Sms message text №43 - Sms l e n g t h: 72 l e t.
I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?

Cool insult sms texts for messages - Sms message text №44 - Sms l e n g t h: 70 l e t.
I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job.

Cool insult sms texts for messages - Sms message text №45 - Sms l e n g t h: 79 l e t.
I heard that you were a ladykiller. They take one look at you and die of shock.

Cool insult sms texts for messages - Sms message text №46 - Sms l e n g t h: 86 l e t.
I heard you were so cool that you began teaching remedial classes at cucumber college.

Cool insult sms texts for messages - Sms message text №47 - Sms l e n g t h: 61 l e t.
I know what sign you were born under... 'Red light district'.

Cool insult sms texts for messages - Sms message text №48 - Sms l e n g t h: 138 l e t.
I like grapes because it's one less. And I like you because you are brainless ha... Ha... Ha... Feel bad? Come on yar, its just A... Fact.

Cool insult sms texts for messages - Sms message text №49 - Sms l e n g t h: 101 l e t.
I look at the moon, the moon is beautiful... I look at you... I... I'd rather look at the moon again.

Cool insult sms texts for messages - Sms message text №50 - Sms l e n g t h: 153 l e t.
I saw you on road today. You were luking so fine, your face so divine, your walk so perfect. My heart started singing a sweet song: Who let the dogs out!

Cool insult sms texts for messages - Sms message text №51 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

Cool insult sms texts for messages - Sms message text №52 - Sms l e n g t h: 100 l e t.
I think the sun shines out of your arse. Well, you're living proof that even a turd can be polished.

Cool insult sms texts for messages - Sms message text №53 - Sms l e n g t h: 134 l e t.
I want you, to be with me in a nice restaurant to have candle light dinner... & to say those sweet three words to you... Pay the bill.

Cool insult sms texts for messages - Sms message text №54 - Sms l e n g t h: 84 l e t.
I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high.

Cool insult sms texts for messages - Sms message text №55 - Sms l e n g t h: 69 l e t.
If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn't say hi to folk, I'd say boo!

Cool insult sms texts for messages - Sms message text №56 - Sms l e n g t h: 183 l e t.
If someone ask me what is meant by life I would sit next to my friends pull them close together put my arms around them & say proudly 'These idiots are my life' so proud to be idiots.

Cool insult sms texts for messages - Sms message text №57 - Sms l e n g t h: 70 l e t.
If you can laugh at yourself, you've got a really sick sense of humor.

Cool insult sms texts for messages - Sms message text №58 - Sms l e n g t h: 58 l e t.
If you put your face by a door, no one would ever come in.

Cool insult sms texts for messages - Sms message text №59 - Sms l e n g t h: 74 l e t.
If your face had 'Welcome' written on it, it would make a perfect doormat.

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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

There is: Hot-sex, fast-sex, cuddle-sex, safe-sex, group-sex, sm-sex, telephone-sex, cyber-sex, and for people like you: No sex

Friendship texts for sms messages

Which christmas is the most vivid to me? It's always the next christmas

Christmas greetings for sms messages

Its just U who is making a difference in so many ppls life! Happy womens day

Women day greetings for sms messages

Ur d angel who I cherish so dearly in tis heart of mine, d 1 who makes my day brighter, by making my whole world shine

Romantic texts for sms messages

You know its love when all you want is that person to be happy, even if you're not part of his or her happiness

Love texts for sms messages

We have strange and wonderful relationship. You're strange and I'm wonderful

Insult texts for sms messages

Do you ever notice that anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, & anyone driving faster than you is a maniac'

Funny jokes for sms messages

Missing you a lot on this easter. Wishing you were here to celebrate this holy occasion with me. Happy easter

Easter greetings for sms messages

I will not love you for the rest of your life, but I will love you for the rest of mine. Happy anniversary! My love

Anniversary greetings for sms messages

The world would b a lonely place without the 1 that puts smile on my face

Smile jokes for sms messages