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top sms words about insult for messages

Insult sms texts for messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many terrific sms quotes about huff for status for every occasion. In this collection you will find insult sms contents for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №121 - Sms l e n g t h: 165 l e t.
Your face is such a mess, why don't you get your dog something different to chew on? Your face is such a mess, you should stop reading before slamming the book shut.

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №122 - Sms l e n g t h: 68 l e t.
Your face is such a mess, you must stop using it to hammer in nails.

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №123 - Sms l e n g t h: 146 l e t.
Your face looks like you've been using it as a doorstop your face would not only stop a door, but also most clocks and a herd of charging buffalo.

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №124 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats you can make free calls!

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №125 - Sms l e n g t h: 81 l e t.
You're about as challenging as stealing candy from a bi-polar baby in a bell-jar.

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №126 - Sms l e n g t h: 52 l e t.
You're about as much use as a betamax videorecorder.

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №127 - Sms l e n g t h: 75 l e t.
You're about as subtle as a gynecologist wearing a gas mask and a hair net.

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №128 - Sms l e n g t h: 42 l e t.
You're red shirt goes well with your eyes.

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №129 - Sms l e n g t h: 63 l e t.
You're so weak, you couldn't knock a sick whore off a shit pot.

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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance - The wise grows it under his feet

Wisdom texts for sms messages

U r the one who is charming U r the one who is intelligent U r the one who is cute and I am the one who is spreading these rumours

Rude texts for sms messages

Moon said to me, if ur friend is not messaging U why dont you leave ur friend. I looked at moon and said does ur sky ever leave U when U dont shine

Miss you texts for sms messages

If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden

Love texts for sms messages

There is no need to reach high for the stars. They are already within you, just reach deep into yourself. Good morning

Good morning texts for sms messages

Relationship requires little efforts. Even when friends are busy with their own lives, a simple sms reminds each other that... 'You are not forgotten'

Friendship texts for sms messages

Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop

Cute texts for sms messages

So, rather than appear foolish afterward, I renounce seeming clever now

April fool jokes for sms messages

Sweet content, where doth thine harbour hold

Sweet texts for sms messages

Wives r incoming calls, lovers r outgoing calls, aunties r toll-free calls, callgirls r roaming calls, neighbour girls r missed calls

Naughty texts for sms messages