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top sms words about insult for messages

Insult sms texts for messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many terrific sms quotes about huff for status for every occasion. In this collection you will find insult sms contents for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №121 - Sms l e n g t h: 165 l e t.
Your face is such a mess, why don't you get your dog something different to chew on? Your face is such a mess, you should stop reading before slamming the book shut.

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №122 - Sms l e n g t h: 68 l e t.
Your face is such a mess, you must stop using it to hammer in nails.

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №123 - Sms l e n g t h: 146 l e t.
Your face looks like you've been using it as a doorstop your face would not only stop a door, but also most clocks and a herd of charging buffalo.

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №124 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats you can make free calls!

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №125 - Sms l e n g t h: 81 l e t.
You're about as challenging as stealing candy from a bi-polar baby in a bell-jar.

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №126 - Sms l e n g t h: 52 l e t.
You're about as much use as a betamax videorecorder.

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №127 - Sms l e n g t h: 75 l e t.
You're about as subtle as a gynecologist wearing a gas mask and a hair net.

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №128 - Sms l e n g t h: 42 l e t.
You're red shirt goes well with your eyes.

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №129 - Sms l e n g t h: 63 l e t.
You're so weak, you couldn't knock a sick whore off a shit pot.

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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

I say and you listen, its a good friendship. You say and I listen, is a better friendship. But I don't say and you understand, is best friendship

Friendship texts for sms messages

Merry christmas and every happiness in the new year

Christmas greetings for sms messages

If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache do what it says on the aspirin bottle take two aspirin' and 'Keep away from children

Advice texts for sms messages

An apology is a good way to have the last word

Sorry texts for sms messages

Constant kindness can accomplish much as the sun makes ice melt kindness causes misunderstanding, mistrust and hostility to evaporate

Motivational texts for sms messages

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies

Love texts for sms messages

Love is a post card life is a visiting card wife is a memmery card but friendship is a reshon cadr becouse keep it safe

Greetings texts for sms messages

You can eat and drink together, talk and laugh together, enjoy life together, but you are only real friends when you also cried together

Friendship texts for sms messages

We have the greatest pre-nuptial agreement in the world. It's called love

Engagement texts for sms messages

May your life be filled with colours and yours w-i-s-h-e-s all come true

Birthday greetings for sms messages