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top sms words about insult for messages

Insult sms texts for messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many terrific sms quotes about huff for status for every occasion. In this collection you will find insult sms contents for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №121 - Sms l e n g t h: 165 l e t.
Your face is such a mess, why don't you get your dog something different to chew on? Your face is such a mess, you should stop reading before slamming the book shut.

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №122 - Sms l e n g t h: 68 l e t.
Your face is such a mess, you must stop using it to hammer in nails.

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №123 - Sms l e n g t h: 146 l e t.
Your face looks like you've been using it as a doorstop your face would not only stop a door, but also most clocks and a herd of charging buffalo.

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №124 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats you can make free calls!

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №125 - Sms l e n g t h: 81 l e t.
You're about as challenging as stealing candy from a bi-polar baby in a bell-jar.

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №126 - Sms l e n g t h: 52 l e t.
You're about as much use as a betamax videorecorder.

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №127 - Sms l e n g t h: 75 l e t.
You're about as subtle as a gynecologist wearing a gas mask and a hair net.

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №128 - Sms l e n g t h: 42 l e t.
You're red shirt goes well with your eyes.

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №129 - Sms l e n g t h: 63 l e t.
You're so weak, you couldn't knock a sick whore off a shit pot.

I would like to warn you against sanding some of this insult sms texts - Greatest huff texts for sms messages read by you, may cause absolutely other emotions in a person whom you will send it. So think carefully before you send some best sms sentences about abuse for letters, because each person differently understand your sms.


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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Love is the master key which opens the gates of happiness

Love texts for sms messages

You have landed your dream job congratulation and good luck

Greetings texts for sms messages

A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: 'Pint please, and one for the road'

Funny jokes for sms messages

God made a father who is, as sweet as a nectar, as brave as a lion, as cheerful as a bear, and he gave such dear father to me

Fathers day greetings for sms messages

So on this very special day, I would like to say to U, I hope you will always find happiness in whatever you may do

Birthday greetings for sms messages

We usually thank to our friends many times a day. On thanksgiving day lets thank god for

Thanksgiving day greetings for sms messages

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off

Retirement texts for sms messages

When U love someone, draw a circle around their name instead of a heart bcuz hearts can be broken but circles never end

Love texts for sms messages

A day without your love is a day without life

Love texts for sms messages

The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning

Funny jokes for sms messages