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top sms words about insult for messages

Insult sms texts for messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many terrific sms quotes about huff for status for every occasion. In this collection you will find insult sms contents for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №121 - Sms l e n g t h: 165 l e t.

Your face is such a mess, why don't you get your dog something different to chew on? Your face is such a mess, you should stop reading before slamming the book shut.

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №122 - Sms l e n g t h: 68 l e t.

Your face is such a mess, you must stop using it to hammer in nails.

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №123 - Sms l e n g t h: 146 l e t.

Your face looks like you've been using it as a doorstop your face would not only stop a door, but also most clocks and a herd of charging buffalo.

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №124 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.

Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats you can make free calls!

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №125 - Sms l e n g t h: 81 l e t.

You're about as challenging as stealing candy from a bi-polar baby in a bell-jar.

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №126 - Sms l e n g t h: 52 l e t.

You're about as much use as a betamax videorecorder.

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №127 - Sms l e n g t h: 75 l e t.

You're about as subtle as a gynecologist wearing a gas mask and a hair net.

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №128 - Sms l e n g t h: 42 l e t.

You're red shirt goes well with your eyes.

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №129 - Sms l e n g t h: 63 l e t.

You're so weak, you couldn't knock a sick whore off a shit pot.

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I would like to warn you against sanding some of this insult sms texts - Greatest huff texts for sms messages read by you, may cause absolutely other emotions in a person whom you will send it. So think carefully before you send some best sms sentences about abuse for letters, because each person differently understand your sms.

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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

You used to let me win when I was a kid. But don't think I would let you when you would grow old because I'm competitive. Happy father's day

Fathers day greetings for sms messages

I thank you for your kindness I will not soon forget you're one of the nicest people I have ever met

Boss day texts for sms messages

Lets these words not only touch your eyes, let them rest in your heart as you rest in mine. Be my valentine

Valentines day greetings for sms messages

Why are men like snails?.. They have horns, they slobber and they trudge along, and above all, they think the house is theirs

Riddle, puzzle for sms messages

You know its love when all you want is that person to be happy, even if you're not part of his or her happiness

Love texts for sms messages

At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet

Love texts for sms messages

When he was five years old, he wanted to become a lawyer. Now that he is a lawyer, he acts like a five-years old

Funny jokes for sms messages

Friendship is vast like universe, deep like ocean, high like sky, strong like iron, kind like mother, cute like me, and sweet like U

Friendship texts for sms messages

Jingle the bells and play the music loud, for santa claus is coming to town! Happy christmas

Christmas greetings for sms messages

The smarter the woman gets, the more difficult for her to find the right man

Women day greetings for sms messages

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