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top sms words about insult for messages

Insult sms texts for messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many terrific sms quotes about huff for status for every occasion. In this collection you will find insult sms contents for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №121 - Sms l e n g t h: 165 l e t.
Your face is such a mess, why don't you get your dog something different to chew on? Your face is such a mess, you should stop reading before slamming the book shut.

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №122 - Sms l e n g t h: 68 l e t.
Your face is such a mess, you must stop using it to hammer in nails.

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №123 - Sms l e n g t h: 146 l e t.
Your face looks like you've been using it as a doorstop your face would not only stop a door, but also most clocks and a herd of charging buffalo.

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №124 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats you can make free calls!

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №125 - Sms l e n g t h: 81 l e t.
You're about as challenging as stealing candy from a bi-polar baby in a bell-jar.

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №126 - Sms l e n g t h: 52 l e t.
You're about as much use as a betamax videorecorder.

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №127 - Sms l e n g t h: 75 l e t.
You're about as subtle as a gynecologist wearing a gas mask and a hair net.

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №128 - Sms l e n g t h: 42 l e t.
You're red shirt goes well with your eyes.

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №129 - Sms l e n g t h: 63 l e t.
You're so weak, you couldn't knock a sick whore off a shit pot.

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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

There are three things in life that are very valuable friends, family and self confidence so first of all love that three things

Love texts for sms messages

Why didn't noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Insult texts for sms messages

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Isabel. Isabel who? Isabel broken? I had to knock

Funny jokes for sms messages

What is the difference between your and my smile? You smile when you are happy & I smile when you are happy

Flirt texts for sms messages

The cure for anything is salt water - Sweat, tears, or the sea. - Isak dinesen

Broken heart texts for sms messages

Friends are like stars... You do not always see them but you know they are always there

Wisdom texts for sms messages

Ur d angel who I cherish so dearly in tis heart of mine, d 1 who makes my day brighter, by making my whole world shine

Romantic texts for sms messages

A b c d e f g h I j k l m n o p q r s t v w x y z have I missed something? Yes... I missed 'U'

Miss you texts for sms messages

I like not only to be loved, but to be told that I am loved. - George elliot

Love texts for sms messages

Do you know the meaning of morning? Morning means: One more inning given by the god to play and win. So good morning. Have a nice day

Good morning texts for sms messages