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Insult sms texts for messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many terrific sms quotes about huff for status for every occasion. In this collection you will find insult sms contents for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №121 - Sms l e n g t h: 165 l e t.
Your face is such a mess, why don't you get your dog something different to chew on? Your face is such a mess, you should stop reading before slamming the book shut.

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №122 - Sms l e n g t h: 68 l e t.
Your face is such a mess, you must stop using it to hammer in nails.

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №123 - Sms l e n g t h: 146 l e t.
Your face looks like you've been using it as a doorstop your face would not only stop a door, but also most clocks and a herd of charging buffalo.

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №124 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats you can make free calls!

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №125 - Sms l e n g t h: 81 l e t.
You're about as challenging as stealing candy from a bi-polar baby in a bell-jar.

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №126 - Sms l e n g t h: 52 l e t.
You're about as much use as a betamax videorecorder.

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №127 - Sms l e n g t h: 75 l e t.
You're about as subtle as a gynecologist wearing a gas mask and a hair net.

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №128 - Sms l e n g t h: 42 l e t.
You're red shirt goes well with your eyes.

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №129 - Sms l e n g t h: 63 l e t.
You're so weak, you couldn't knock a sick whore off a shit pot.

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Today
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Gregorian calendar: 9 January 2026
Jewish calendar: 18 Tevet 5775
Islamic calendar: 18 Rabi al-Awwal 1436
Chinese calendar: 19 day 11 month 4411 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

I hope this christmas enriches your life may each day be happy & bright, overflowing with pleasure & love may your christmas be filled with delight

Christmas greetings for sms messages

Wishing you a day, soft as silk. White as milk. Sweet as honey and full of money. May all your dreams come true. Advance happy birth day

Wishes texts for sms messages

Why do people have to lose things to find out what they really mean

Sad texts for sms messages

Within you I lose myself... Without you I find myself wanting to be lost again

Miss you texts for sms messages

It is very tough to believe a stranger, but if someone loves U more than fish loves water, holds ur hand tight with tears in his eyes & says

Love texts for sms messages

Nobody teaches sun to rise, fish to swim, birds to fly, plant to grow, child to cry, & nobody teaches a heart to choose a friend like U... Good night

Good night texts for sms messages

Tis a great confidence in a friend to tell him your faults - Greater to tell him his. - Benjamin franklin

Friendship texts for sms messages

What is the diff between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of U & torture is thinking of U 2 much

Cute texts for sms messages

Birthday a day that day. This day. Brilliant day. Shiny day. Cool day. Bloomy day. Rainy day. Oh yar leave it. I just want to say. Happy birthday

Birthday greetings for sms messages

You are a wonderful teacher who proved that learning can be joyous and pleasant experience wishing you a happy teacher's day

Teachers day greetings for sms messages