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Insult sms texts for messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many terrific sms quotes about huff for status for every occasion. In this collection you will find insult sms contents for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №121 - Sms l e n g t h: 165 l e t.
Your face is such a mess, why don't you get your dog something different to chew on? Your face is such a mess, you should stop reading before slamming the book shut.

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №122 - Sms l e n g t h: 68 l e t.
Your face is such a mess, you must stop using it to hammer in nails.

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №123 - Sms l e n g t h: 146 l e t.
Your face looks like you've been using it as a doorstop your face would not only stop a door, but also most clocks and a herd of charging buffalo.

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №124 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats you can make free calls!

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №125 - Sms l e n g t h: 81 l e t.
You're about as challenging as stealing candy from a bi-polar baby in a bell-jar.

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №126 - Sms l e n g t h: 52 l e t.
You're about as much use as a betamax videorecorder.

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №127 - Sms l e n g t h: 75 l e t.
You're about as subtle as a gynecologist wearing a gas mask and a hair net.

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №128 - Sms l e n g t h: 42 l e t.
You're red shirt goes well with your eyes.

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №129 - Sms l e n g t h: 63 l e t.
You're so weak, you couldn't knock a sick whore off a shit pot.

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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Born free... Taxed to death

Funny jokes for sms messages

You are the best dad of the world. Thanks for always being there. Happy father's day

Fathers day greetings for sms messages

A good manager is a man who is not worried about his own career but rather the careers of those who work for him

Boss day texts for sms messages

My eyes are blind without your eyes to see, like a rose without color. Always be there in my life sweetheart. Happy valentine's day

Valentines day greetings for sms messages

What is the velocity of the darkness

Riddle, puzzle for sms messages

You can fall from the sky. You can fall from a tree. But the best way to fall... Is in love with me

Love texts for sms messages

An angel in disguise she was, but somehow you fell for her. Until she broke your heart that day, and left you in the rain, but still I love you'

Love texts for sms messages

What is a divorce? A sign that two people cannot agree what to fight about

Funny jokes for sms messages

Friendship is a sheltering tree

Friendship texts for sms messages

It just reminds me of being a kid and christmastime - You know, watching tv

Christmas greetings for sms messages