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top sms words about insult for messages

Insult sms texts for messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many terrific sms quotes about huff for status for every occasion. In this collection you will find insult sms contents for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №121 - Sms l e n g t h: 165 l e t.
Your face is such a mess, why don't you get your dog something different to chew on? Your face is such a mess, you should stop reading before slamming the book shut.

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №122 - Sms l e n g t h: 68 l e t.
Your face is such a mess, you must stop using it to hammer in nails.

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №123 - Sms l e n g t h: 146 l e t.
Your face looks like you've been using it as a doorstop your face would not only stop a door, but also most clocks and a herd of charging buffalo.

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №124 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats you can make free calls!

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №125 - Sms l e n g t h: 81 l e t.
You're about as challenging as stealing candy from a bi-polar baby in a bell-jar.

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №126 - Sms l e n g t h: 52 l e t.
You're about as much use as a betamax videorecorder.

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №127 - Sms l e n g t h: 75 l e t.
You're about as subtle as a gynecologist wearing a gas mask and a hair net.

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №128 - Sms l e n g t h: 42 l e t.
You're red shirt goes well with your eyes.

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №129 - Sms l e n g t h: 63 l e t.
You're so weak, you couldn't knock a sick whore off a shit pot.

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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it

Retirement texts for sms messages

When you are in love and you get hurt, it's like a cut... It will heal, but there will always be a scar

Love texts for sms messages

Labor disgraces no man - Unfortunately, you occasionally find men who disgrace labor

Labour day greetings for sms messages

Take a bowl fill it with grapes put your hand in it go in front of mirror you know what you will find?.. Langoor key hath mei angoor

Funny jokes for sms messages

Every man passes his life in the search after friendship

Friendship texts for sms messages

From a commercial point of view, if christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it. - Katharine whitehorn

Christmas greetings for sms messages

You will fall for everything, if you don't stand for something

Wisdom texts for sms messages

If you love me, let me know. If not, please gently let me go

Sad texts for sms messages

Through the wind I hear your voice, in the clouds I see your name. Living life without you just wouldnt be the same

Miss you texts for sms messages

Ill drop a tear drop into the ocean & the day I find that tear drop is the day I stop loving U

Love texts for sms messages