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Insult sms texts for messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many terrific sms quotes about huff for status for every occasion. In this collection you will find insult sms contents for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №121 - Sms l e n g t h: 165 l e t.
Your face is such a mess, why don't you get your dog something different to chew on? Your face is such a mess, you should stop reading before slamming the book shut.

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №122 - Sms l e n g t h: 68 l e t.
Your face is such a mess, you must stop using it to hammer in nails.

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №123 - Sms l e n g t h: 146 l e t.
Your face looks like you've been using it as a doorstop your face would not only stop a door, but also most clocks and a herd of charging buffalo.

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №124 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats you can make free calls!

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №125 - Sms l e n g t h: 81 l e t.
You're about as challenging as stealing candy from a bi-polar baby in a bell-jar.

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №126 - Sms l e n g t h: 52 l e t.
You're about as much use as a betamax videorecorder.

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №127 - Sms l e n g t h: 75 l e t.
You're about as subtle as a gynecologist wearing a gas mask and a hair net.

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №128 - Sms l e n g t h: 42 l e t.
You're red shirt goes well with your eyes.

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №129 - Sms l e n g t h: 63 l e t.
You're so weak, you couldn't knock a sick whore off a shit pot.

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Reasons for mms or sms greetings
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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Each morning we will watch the sunrise, while we are wrapped in each other's arms. Good morning

Good morning texts for sms messages

Memories last forever, they simply never die, true friends stay together - They never say good-bye

Friendship texts for sms messages

A man on a date wonders if he'll get lucky. I guess you already know

Cute texts for sms messages

Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that

Anniversary greetings for sms messages

I may run out of message to text you. I may run out of jokes too. I may also run out of battery bt my heart won't run out of space for you

Sweet texts for sms messages

Difference between problem, talent and kismat two boys love one girl = Problem! One boy love two girls = Talent! Two girls love one boy = Qismat

Naughty texts for sms messages

Not where I breath, but where I love, I live

Love texts for sms messages

Some like sunday, some like monday, but I like one day and that is independence day

Independence day greetings for sms messages

Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to

Funny jokes for sms messages

Flirting is the only job in the world, that boys never include in their cv. Despite having years of experiences and number of references

Flirt texts for sms messages