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Insult sms texts for messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many terrific sms quotes about huff for status for every occasion. In this collection you will find insult sms contents for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №121 - Sms l e n g t h: 165 l e t.
Your face is such a mess, why don't you get your dog something different to chew on? Your face is such a mess, you should stop reading before slamming the book shut.

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №122 - Sms l e n g t h: 68 l e t.
Your face is such a mess, you must stop using it to hammer in nails.

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №123 - Sms l e n g t h: 146 l e t.
Your face looks like you've been using it as a doorstop your face would not only stop a door, but also most clocks and a herd of charging buffalo.

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №124 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats you can make free calls!

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №125 - Sms l e n g t h: 81 l e t.
You're about as challenging as stealing candy from a bi-polar baby in a bell-jar.

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №126 - Sms l e n g t h: 52 l e t.
You're about as much use as a betamax videorecorder.

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №127 - Sms l e n g t h: 75 l e t.
You're about as subtle as a gynecologist wearing a gas mask and a hair net.

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №128 - Sms l e n g t h: 42 l e t.
You're red shirt goes well with your eyes.

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №129 - Sms l e n g t h: 63 l e t.
You're so weak, you couldn't knock a sick whore off a shit pot.

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Reasons for mms or sms greetings
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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

True friends are not those who make your problems disappear, but those who won't be disappeared when you are facing problems

Friendship texts for sms messages

Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won't stay there

Easter greetings for sms messages

Its always a treat to wish happy birthday to someone so sweet

Birthday greetings for sms messages

I thank you for your kindness I will not soon forget you are one of the nicest people I have ever met

Thank texts for sms messages

Wish you A... Great, prosperous, blissful, healthy, bright, delightful, mind blowing, energetic, terrific & extremely... Happy, happy new year

New year greetings for sms messages

Though shakespeare is great, he'll never find d right words to describe U because he simply never xperienced knowing a wonderful person like U, friend

Love texts for sms messages

You're red shirt goes well with your eyes

Insult texts for sms messages

Marriage is a three ring circus: An engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering

Funny jokes for sms messages

A friend is: 1% funny2% sweet3% caring4% loving and... 90% good looking that's why... I'm your friend

Friendship texts for sms messages

You flew off with the wings of my heart and left me flightless. - Stelle atwater

Broken heart texts for sms messages