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top sms words about insult for messages

Insult sms texts for messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many terrific sms quotes about huff for status for every occasion. In this collection you will find insult sms contents for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №121 - Sms l e n g t h: 165 l e t.
Your face is such a mess, why don't you get your dog something different to chew on? Your face is such a mess, you should stop reading before slamming the book shut.

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №122 - Sms l e n g t h: 68 l e t.
Your face is such a mess, you must stop using it to hammer in nails.

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №123 - Sms l e n g t h: 146 l e t.
Your face looks like you've been using it as a doorstop your face would not only stop a door, but also most clocks and a herd of charging buffalo.

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №124 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats you can make free calls!

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №125 - Sms l e n g t h: 81 l e t.
You're about as challenging as stealing candy from a bi-polar baby in a bell-jar.

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №126 - Sms l e n g t h: 52 l e t.
You're about as much use as a betamax videorecorder.

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №127 - Sms l e n g t h: 75 l e t.
You're about as subtle as a gynecologist wearing a gas mask and a hair net.

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №128 - Sms l e n g t h: 42 l e t.
You're red shirt goes well with your eyes.

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №129 - Sms l e n g t h: 63 l e t.
You're so weak, you couldn't knock a sick whore off a shit pot.

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Reasons for mms or sms greetings
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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

You are my sunshine. And I miss you at night. Will you be my moon? Goodnight

Good night texts for sms messages

Two people can't wish to be friends long if they can't manage to forgive each other's minor failings

Friendship texts for sms messages

A happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers

Engagement texts for sms messages

Happy birthday! May all ur dreams and wishes cum true! Enjoy ur day

Birthday greetings for sms messages

Silent gratitude isn't much use to anyone

Thank texts for sms messages

Rain, rain, went away. Sun came out with pipe of clay. Blew a bubble whole-world-wide, stuck a rainbow on one side

Rainy day texts for sms messages

To love is to destroy, and that to be loved is to be the one destroyed

Love texts for sms messages

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves

Kiss texts for sms messages

Mon to sun, from jan to dec, from birth till my death, my feelings 4 U have never changed. For me, you've always been a headache

Funny jokes for sms messages

A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself. - Frank crane

Friendship texts for sms messages