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top sms words about insult for messages

Insult sms texts for messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many terrific sms quotes about huff for status for every occasion. In this collection you will find insult sms contents for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №121 - Sms l e n g t h: 165 l e t.
Your face is such a mess, why don't you get your dog something different to chew on? Your face is such a mess, you should stop reading before slamming the book shut.

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №122 - Sms l e n g t h: 68 l e t.
Your face is such a mess, you must stop using it to hammer in nails.

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №123 - Sms l e n g t h: 146 l e t.
Your face looks like you've been using it as a doorstop your face would not only stop a door, but also most clocks and a herd of charging buffalo.

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №124 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats you can make free calls!

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №125 - Sms l e n g t h: 81 l e t.
You're about as challenging as stealing candy from a bi-polar baby in a bell-jar.

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №126 - Sms l e n g t h: 52 l e t.
You're about as much use as a betamax videorecorder.

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №127 - Sms l e n g t h: 75 l e t.
You're about as subtle as a gynecologist wearing a gas mask and a hair net.

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №128 - Sms l e n g t h: 42 l e t.
You're red shirt goes well with your eyes.

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №129 - Sms l e n g t h: 63 l e t.
You're so weak, you couldn't knock a sick whore off a shit pot.

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Reasons for mms or sms greetings
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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

I know you think you broke my heart but I knew your game right from the start I saw your game and played it to so look here I play the jokes on you

Break up texts for sms messages

My eyes are blind without your eyes to see, like a rose without color. Always be there in my life sweetheart. Happy valentine's day

Valentines day greetings for sms messages

Why the trolleys were invented?.. To learn women to walk on their hind legs

Riddle, puzzle for sms messages

Your friendship and love, and all the wonderful things that they bring into my life are like nothing else I have ever known

Love texts for sms messages

Curved high on a mountain covered in dew... I saw these 3 words... I love you

Love texts for sms messages

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.. It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins

Funny jokes for sms messages

Friendship iz vast like universe, it iz deep like sea, it iz high like sky, it iz strong like roke, it iz kind like mother, and it iz sweet like U

Friendship texts for sms messages

May all ur troubles last as long as ur new year's resolutions

Christmas greetings for sms messages

Ur caring ways make me bloom wth smiles & makes my world a happier place! Thanks

Women day greetings for sms messages

Smile in ease smile in pain smile when trouble pour like rain smile when someone hurt your feelings smiles you know are very hailing

Smile jokes for sms messages