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Insult sms texts for messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many terrific sms quotes about huff for status for every occasion. In this collection you will find insult sms contents for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №121 - Sms l e n g t h: 165 l e t.
Your face is such a mess, why don't you get your dog something different to chew on? Your face is such a mess, you should stop reading before slamming the book shut.

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №122 - Sms l e n g t h: 68 l e t.
Your face is such a mess, you must stop using it to hammer in nails.

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №123 - Sms l e n g t h: 146 l e t.
Your face looks like you've been using it as a doorstop your face would not only stop a door, but also most clocks and a herd of charging buffalo.

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №124 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats you can make free calls!

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №125 - Sms l e n g t h: 81 l e t.
You're about as challenging as stealing candy from a bi-polar baby in a bell-jar.

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №126 - Sms l e n g t h: 52 l e t.
You're about as much use as a betamax videorecorder.

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №127 - Sms l e n g t h: 75 l e t.
You're about as subtle as a gynecologist wearing a gas mask and a hair net.

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №128 - Sms l e n g t h: 42 l e t.
You're red shirt goes well with your eyes.

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №129 - Sms l e n g t h: 63 l e t.
You're so weak, you couldn't knock a sick whore off a shit pot.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 16 January 2018
Jewish calendar: 25 Tevet 5775
Islamic calendar: 25 Rabi al-Awwal 1436
Chinese calendar: 26 day 11 month 4411 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• International Fetish Day (Global)
• Berkut' Special Forces Day (Ukraine)
• Flag Day (Israel)
• Teachers Day (Thailand)
• Martyrs Day (Benin)
• Arbor Day (Florida, USA)
• National Religious Freedom Day (USA)
• Arbor Day (Louisiana, USA)
• International Hot and Spicy Food Day (Global)
• Appreciate a Dragon Day (USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

This christmas give us a message that we should live unite with great peace, so, here is a bundle of some sweet wishes for you. Merry christmas

Christmas greetings for sms messages

Anger is a killing thing, it kills the man who angers for each rage leaves him less than he had been before it takes something from him

Angry texts for sms messages

Sorry is not just a word to say... Its a expression to express for a unfortunate event that experienced

Sorry texts for sms messages

That sorrow is heavy which bows the head, when love is alive and hope is dead

Motivational texts for sms messages

Love the heart that hurts you, but never hurt the heart that loves you

Love texts for sms messages

Auspicious red, sun kissed gold, soothing silver, pretty purple, blissful blue, forever green, I wish U and all family members the most colorful holi

Holi greetings for sms messages

Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome U r, it is not ur figure too... Beauty is the inner self, so change ur underwear daily

Funny jokes for sms messages

Thank you dad for being the best dad of the world. Happy father's day

Fathers day greetings for sms messages

You're older today than yesterday but younger than tomorrow, happy bday

Birthday greetings for sms messages

I thought you loved me undesirably. Didn't you know you were my everything

Valentines day greetings for sms messages