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top sms words about insult for messages

Insult sms texts for messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many terrific sms quotes about huff for status for every occasion. In this collection you will find insult sms contents for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №121 - Sms l e n g t h: 165 l e t.
Your face is such a mess, why don't you get your dog something different to chew on? Your face is such a mess, you should stop reading before slamming the book shut.

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №122 - Sms l e n g t h: 68 l e t.
Your face is such a mess, you must stop using it to hammer in nails.

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №123 - Sms l e n g t h: 146 l e t.
Your face looks like you've been using it as a doorstop your face would not only stop a door, but also most clocks and a herd of charging buffalo.

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №124 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats you can make free calls!

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №125 - Sms l e n g t h: 81 l e t.
You're about as challenging as stealing candy from a bi-polar baby in a bell-jar.

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №126 - Sms l e n g t h: 52 l e t.
You're about as much use as a betamax videorecorder.

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №127 - Sms l e n g t h: 75 l e t.
You're about as subtle as a gynecologist wearing a gas mask and a hair net.

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №128 - Sms l e n g t h: 42 l e t.
You're red shirt goes well with your eyes.

Good huff sms contents for messages - Sms message text №129 - Sms l e n g t h: 63 l e t.
You're so weak, you couldn't knock a sick whore off a shit pot.

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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

You can't change the past but you can ruin the present by worrying over the future

Inspirational texts for sms messages

I love you, not for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you

Funny jokes for sms messages

If a kiss on your lips tastes as sweat as a raindrop I want it to rain for ever

Flirt texts for sms messages

You're right, I am a lying whore. I lied, size does matters

Break up texts for sms messages

Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: Why three? Husband: 1 for U and 2 for ur parents

Wife texts for sms messages

If I had one wish I would give you a long and tender kiss and if I had two wishes then I would choose to do it over again

Romantic texts for sms messages

It's ur wedding day so perfect & fine with all your friends round you to have a gud time

Marriage greetings for sms messages

Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you

Love texts for sms messages

The lord lights up our way into eternal bliss. Good friday

Good friday greetings for sms messages

I was a beautiful baby. But they switched my in the hospital

Friendship texts for sms messages