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Cool april fools day sms quotes for status - Sms message text №1 - Sms l e n g t h: 166 l e t.
31st or 1st april doesn't matter. Fool is always a fool, wishing you a very happy and prosperous fools day. To the king of fools by the prince of cools. Its your day.

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A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. - Douglas adams.

Cool april fools day sms quotes for status - Sms message text №3 - Sms l e n g t h: 143 l e t.
A day will come wen d whole world wil celebrte ur name, ur fame, ur thoughts, ur ideas, but U hav 2 wait for 11days till ur birthday - April 1.

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A day will come when the world will celebrate your name, your fame, your personality and your views. But april fool comes once in a year and that your day.

Cool april fools day sms quotes for status - Sms message text №5 - Sms l e n g t h: 102 l e t.
A girl says to her boyfriend, one kiss and I'll be yours forever. The guy says thanks for the warning!

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A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the dark. - Henry louis mencken.

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A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is oneself. - Clifton paul fadiman.

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A study has proved that all fools use their thumb while reading a sms. Now it's too late don't try to change ur finger! Catch another fool.

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A wife asked her husband: What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my body? He looked at her from head to toe and replied: I like your sense of humor.

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Aliens have contacted the earth... Just watch the news and see it... And one more thing advance mein happy april fool!

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All ways keep your lover's photo in your purse. When ever you are in big trouble see the photo. You will feel that no other problem bigger than this.

Cool april fools day sms quotes for status - Sms message text №12 - Sms l e n g t h: 84 l e t.
Always remember 3 things 1) I am with you 2) you have money 3) bar is open, lets go.

Cool april fools day sms quotes for status - Sms message text №13 - Sms l e n g t h: 332 l e t.
Amazing six facts: 1. 90% of people in myanmar don't drink milk 2. Snake's vision is up to 5 kilometer. 3. A man can touch sun if his body is completely surrounded by mercury. 4. No twins have been born til now in greenland. 5. Zebra doesn't have liver. 6. All the details are false. Thanks for beleiving me for a while. April fool.

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April fool, N. The march fool with another month added to his folly. - Ambrose bierce, the devil's dictionary.

Cool april fools day sms quotes for status - Sms message text №15 - Sms l e n g t h: 64 l e t.
Don't give cherries to pigs or advice to fools. - Irish proverb.

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Fact 1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tongue... Fact 2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it.

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Father: How are your grades, son? Son: Under water, dad. Father: Under water? What do you mean? Son: They are below see level.

Cool april fools day sms quotes for status - Sms message text №18 - Sms l e n g t h: 138 l e t.
Feeling bored? Wondering, what to do? Open the zip! Enter your hands in between your zip... Take out your... Book from your bag and study.

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Fill a manila envelope with shaving cream. Slide the open, top end of the envelope under the closed bedroom door. Then stomp on the body of the envelope as hard as you can. The shaving cream bomb will cover everything in the room.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 27 November 2022
Jewish calendar: 15 Kislev 5776
Islamic calendar: 14 Safar 1437
Chinese calendar: 16 day 10 month 4412 year


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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? - Well, it's the same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving

Marriage greetings for sms messages

I'm sure you've met my new girlfriend, she's been your best friend for 8 years

Break up texts for sms messages

The happiest of wishes for a halloween, that will be happy in every way for someone like you

Halloween texts for sms messages

Smile in ease smile in pain smile when trouble pour like rain smile when someone hurt your feelings smiles you know are very hailing

Smile jokes for sms messages

A true friend reaches for your hand and touches your heart

Friendship texts for sms messages

The rose speaks of love silently in a language known only to the heart

Love texts for sms messages

Aliens have contacted the earth... Just watch the news and see it... And one more thing advance mein happy april fool

April fool jokes for sms messages

Mercy, pleace & love may the grace & lord... Surround you & be with you on good friday

Good friday greetings for sms messages

Why are men like snails?.. They have horns, they slobber and they trudge along, and above all, they think the house is theirs

Riddle, puzzle for sms messages

The engagement ring, rings the wedding bells. It says be ready to become special for someone

Engagement texts for sms messages