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Cool april fools day sms quotes for status - Sms message text №1 - Sms l e n g t h: 166 l e t.
31st or 1st april doesn't matter. Fool is always a fool, wishing you a very happy and prosperous fools day. To the king of fools by the prince of cools. Its your day.

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A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. - Douglas adams.

Cool april fools day sms quotes for status - Sms message text №3 - Sms l e n g t h: 143 l e t.
A day will come wen d whole world wil celebrte ur name, ur fame, ur thoughts, ur ideas, but U hav 2 wait for 11days till ur birthday - April 1.

Cool april fools day sms quotes for status - Sms message text №4 - Sms l e n g t h: 155 l e t.
A day will come when the world will celebrate your name, your fame, your personality and your views. But april fool comes once in a year and that your day.

Cool april fools day sms quotes for status - Sms message text №5 - Sms l e n g t h: 102 l e t.
A girl says to her boyfriend, one kiss and I'll be yours forever. The guy says thanks for the warning!

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A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the dark. - Henry louis mencken.

Cool april fools day sms quotes for status - Sms message text №7 - Sms l e n g t h: 106 l e t.
A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is oneself. - Clifton paul fadiman.

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A study has proved that all fools use their thumb while reading a sms. Now it's too late don't try to change ur finger! Catch another fool.

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A wife asked her husband: What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my body? He looked at her from head to toe and replied: I like your sense of humor.

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Aliens have contacted the earth... Just watch the news and see it... And one more thing advance mein happy april fool!

Cool april fools day sms quotes for status - Sms message text №11 - Sms l e n g t h: 149 l e t.
All ways keep your lover's photo in your purse. When ever you are in big trouble see the photo. You will feel that no other problem bigger than this.

Cool april fools day sms quotes for status - Sms message text №12 - Sms l e n g t h: 84 l e t.
Always remember 3 things 1) I am with you 2) you have money 3) bar is open, lets go.

Cool april fools day sms quotes for status - Sms message text №13 - Sms l e n g t h: 332 l e t.
Amazing six facts: 1. 90% of people in myanmar don't drink milk 2. Snake's vision is up to 5 kilometer. 3. A man can touch sun if his body is completely surrounded by mercury. 4. No twins have been born til now in greenland. 5. Zebra doesn't have liver. 6. All the details are false. Thanks for beleiving me for a while. April fool.

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April fool, N. The march fool with another month added to his folly. - Ambrose bierce, the devil's dictionary.

Cool april fools day sms quotes for status - Sms message text №15 - Sms l e n g t h: 64 l e t.
Don't give cherries to pigs or advice to fools. - Irish proverb.

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Fact 1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tongue... Fact 2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it.

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Father: How are your grades, son? Son: Under water, dad. Father: Under water? What do you mean? Son: They are below see level.

Cool april fools day sms quotes for status - Sms message text №18 - Sms l e n g t h: 138 l e t.
Feeling bored? Wondering, what to do? Open the zip! Enter your hands in between your zip... Take out your... Book from your bag and study.

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Fill a manila envelope with shaving cream. Slide the open, top end of the envelope under the closed bedroom door. Then stomp on the body of the envelope as hard as you can. The shaving cream bomb will cover everything in the room.

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Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 25 April 2018
Jewish calendar: 6 Iyar 5775
Islamic calendar: 6 Rajab 1436
Chinese calendar: 7 day 3 month 4412 year


Today holidays
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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Words and hearts should be handled with care... For words when spoken and hearts when broken are the hardest things to repair

Love texts for sms messages

It's your birthday, and you know what that means - You're another year older and another year cooler. Have 365 days of fun

Birthday greetings for sms messages

Black sky with solo moon with millions of stars brings you a silent hours to take a nice rest... Enjoy the whole night... Good night

Good night texts for sms messages

Two souls with but a single thought, two hearts that beat as one

Romantic texts for sms messages

Have you drilled the butterflies in your stomach gedresseerd? I haven't

Flirt texts for sms messages

Love isn't about finding the perfect person, it's about seeing an imperfect person, perfectly

Love texts for sms messages

Woman is blend of beauty and brains, who can put all thngs right! Happy womens day

Women day greetings for sms messages

She's got more wrinkles than an elephants scrotum

Funny jokes for sms messages

New year's eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive

New year greetings for sms messages

Hi here's a cup of coffee just for you. I have added 1 huge hug 2 big kisses 3 servings of love hope that stirs your heart today

Cute texts for sms messages