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Cool april fools day sms quotes for status - Sms message text №1 - Sms l e n g t h: 166 l e t.
31st or 1st april doesn't matter. Fool is always a fool, wishing you a very happy and prosperous fools day. To the king of fools by the prince of cools. Its your day.

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A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. - Douglas adams.

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A day will come wen d whole world wil celebrte ur name, ur fame, ur thoughts, ur ideas, but U hav 2 wait for 11days till ur birthday - April 1.

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A day will come when the world will celebrate your name, your fame, your personality and your views. But april fool comes once in a year and that your day.

Cool april fools day sms quotes for status - Sms message text №5 - Sms l e n g t h: 102 l e t.
A girl says to her boyfriend, one kiss and I'll be yours forever. The guy says thanks for the warning!

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A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the dark. - Henry louis mencken.

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A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is oneself. - Clifton paul fadiman.

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A study has proved that all fools use their thumb while reading a sms. Now it's too late don't try to change ur finger! Catch another fool.

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A wife asked her husband: What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my body? He looked at her from head to toe and replied: I like your sense of humor.

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Aliens have contacted the earth... Just watch the news and see it... And one more thing advance mein happy april fool!

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All ways keep your lover's photo in your purse. When ever you are in big trouble see the photo. You will feel that no other problem bigger than this.

Cool april fools day sms quotes for status - Sms message text №12 - Sms l e n g t h: 84 l e t.
Always remember 3 things 1) I am with you 2) you have money 3) bar is open, lets go.

Cool april fools day sms quotes for status - Sms message text №13 - Sms l e n g t h: 332 l e t.
Amazing six facts: 1. 90% of people in myanmar don't drink milk 2. Snake's vision is up to 5 kilometer. 3. A man can touch sun if his body is completely surrounded by mercury. 4. No twins have been born til now in greenland. 5. Zebra doesn't have liver. 6. All the details are false. Thanks for beleiving me for a while. April fool.

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April fool, N. The march fool with another month added to his folly. - Ambrose bierce, the devil's dictionary.

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Don't give cherries to pigs or advice to fools. - Irish proverb.

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Fact 1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tongue... Fact 2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it.

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Father: How are your grades, son? Son: Under water, dad. Father: Under water? What do you mean? Son: They are below see level.

Cool april fools day sms quotes for status - Sms message text №18 - Sms l e n g t h: 138 l e t.
Feeling bored? Wondering, what to do? Open the zip! Enter your hands in between your zip... Take out your... Book from your bag and study.

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Fill a manila envelope with shaving cream. Slide the open, top end of the envelope under the closed bedroom door. Then stomp on the body of the envelope as hard as you can. The shaving cream bomb will cover everything in the room.

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Gregorian calendar: 22 February 2018
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Reasons for mms or sms greetings
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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain. No pain

Funny jokes for sms messages

A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like. Mama dog said: 'Your dad came from behind, I do not have the chance to see its face carefully'

Naughty texts for sms messages

No greeting card to give... No sweet flowers to send... No cute graphics to forward... Just a loving heart saying 'Happy x'mas'

Christmas greetings for sms messages

A sweet little rabbit, just like you, because I love you! Kisses

Love texts for sms messages

When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, & think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, & the day I met U

Thank texts for sms messages

Stay is a charming word in a friend's vocabulary

Friendship texts for sms messages

Wishing you a happy marriage & hoping that your life together will be rich in joy & love

Marriage greetings for sms messages

A lovely fact: Nobody in the world can have a crystal clear heart because everyone's heart has some scratches scribbled by their dear ones

Broken heart texts for sms messages

When you see a lot of black and orange around you you know what it means? Oh yes its time to celebrate halloween. Wish you all a happy halloween

Halloween texts for sms messages

Smile: S-sets you free m-makes you special i-increases your face value l-lifts up you spirits e-erases all your tensions so please keep smile

Smile jokes for sms messages