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Cool april fools day sms quotes for status - Sms message text №1 - Sms l e n g t h: 166 l e t.
31st or 1st april doesn't matter. Fool is always a fool, wishing you a very happy and prosperous fools day. To the king of fools by the prince of cools. Its your day.

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A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. - Douglas adams.

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A day will come wen d whole world wil celebrte ur name, ur fame, ur thoughts, ur ideas, but U hav 2 wait for 11days till ur birthday - April 1.

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A day will come when the world will celebrate your name, your fame, your personality and your views. But april fool comes once in a year and that your day.

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A girl says to her boyfriend, one kiss and I'll be yours forever. The guy says thanks for the warning!

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A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the dark. - Henry louis mencken.

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A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is oneself. - Clifton paul fadiman.

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A study has proved that all fools use their thumb while reading a sms. Now it's too late don't try to change ur finger! Catch another fool.

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A wife asked her husband: What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my body? He looked at her from head to toe and replied: I like your sense of humor.

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Aliens have contacted the earth... Just watch the news and see it... And one more thing advance mein happy april fool!

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All ways keep your lover's photo in your purse. When ever you are in big trouble see the photo. You will feel that no other problem bigger than this.

Cool april fools day sms quotes for status - Sms message text №12 - Sms l e n g t h: 84 l e t.
Always remember 3 things 1) I am with you 2) you have money 3) bar is open, lets go.

Cool april fools day sms quotes for status - Sms message text №13 - Sms l e n g t h: 332 l e t.
Amazing six facts: 1. 90% of people in myanmar don't drink milk 2. Snake's vision is up to 5 kilometer. 3. A man can touch sun if his body is completely surrounded by mercury. 4. No twins have been born til now in greenland. 5. Zebra doesn't have liver. 6. All the details are false. Thanks for beleiving me for a while. April fool.

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April fool, N. The march fool with another month added to his folly. - Ambrose bierce, the devil's dictionary.

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Don't give cherries to pigs or advice to fools. - Irish proverb.

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Fact 1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tongue... Fact 2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it.

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Father: How are your grades, son? Son: Under water, dad. Father: Under water? What do you mean? Son: They are below see level.

Cool april fools day sms quotes for status - Sms message text №18 - Sms l e n g t h: 138 l e t.
Feeling bored? Wondering, what to do? Open the zip! Enter your hands in between your zip... Take out your... Book from your bag and study.

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Fill a manila envelope with shaving cream. Slide the open, top end of the envelope under the closed bedroom door. Then stomp on the body of the envelope as hard as you can. The shaving cream bomb will cover everything in the room.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 12 December 2018
Jewish calendar: 30 Kislev 5776
Islamic calendar: 29 Safar 1437
Chinese calendar: 2 day 11 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
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• Statehood Day (Pennsylvania, USA)
• Land Forces Day (Ukraine)
• Martyrdom of Imam Reza (Shia Islam)
• Customs Officials Day (Kazakhstan)
• Neutrality Day (Turkmenistan)
• Student Youth Day (Turkmenistan)
• National Literature Day (Kyrgyzstan)
• Jamhuri Day - Independence day (Kenya)
• International Shareware Day (USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her. - Agatha christie

Marriage greetings for sms messages

Wishing a happy birthday to the one who adds sunlight to my day the one who gives me happiness in her own sweet loving way

Birthday greetings for sms messages

It is only when we forget all our learning that we begin to know

Graduation greetings for sms messages

Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation

Sad texts for sms messages

You are just like a bounty... A piece of paradise on earth

Flirt texts for sms messages

Reality can destroy the dream - Why shouldn't the dream destroy reality? - George moore

Love texts for sms messages

Write injuries in dust, benefits in marble

Advice texts for sms messages

When you are in love, you wish you were married. When you are married, you wish you were in love

Funny jokes for sms messages

Other might have forgotten, but never can i, the flag of my country furls very high, happy independence day

Republic day greetings for sms messages

Words to the wise, and words to live by, while we seek the answers to life, the universe et al. Let us ponder these clever observations

Cute texts for sms messages