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Best sms sentences about april fools jokes for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many april fools day texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about april fools day for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about april fools jokes for status - Sms message text №61 - Sms l e n g t h: 116 l e t.
The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded. - George orwell.

Best sms quotes about april fools jokes for status - Sms message text №62 - Sms l e n g t h: 162 l e t.
The day has come... When the whole world is celebreting... Your name. Your fame. Your personality. Your thoughs. Your views. After all it's your day... Fools day!

Best sms quotes about april fools jokes for status - Sms message text №63 - Sms l e n g t h: 194 l e t.
The first of april, some do say is set apart for all fool's day, but why the people call it so nor i, nor they themselves, do know, but on this day are people sent on purpose for pure merriment.

Best sms quotes about april fools jokes for status - Sms message text №64 - Sms l e n g t h: 74 l e t.
The more pity, that fools may not speak wisely what wise men do foolishly.

Best sms quotes about april fools jokes for status - Sms message text №65 - Sms l e n g t h: 133 l e t.
The time since I have met you I have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars. So if you dont mind... Can I sell you?

Best sms quotes about april fools jokes for status - Sms message text №66 - Sms l e n g t h: 84 l e t.
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected. - Will rogers.

Best sms quotes about april fools jokes for status - Sms message text №67 - Sms l e n g t h: 119 l e t.
The yearz of engineering F. E. Fond of engineering S. E. Sick of engineering T. E. Tired of engineering is it worth it?

Best sms quotes about april fools jokes for status - Sms message text №68 - Sms l e n g t h: 156 l e t.
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat!.. Now read it without the word cat.

Best sms quotes about april fools jokes for status - Sms message text №69 - Sms l e n g t h: 195 l e t.
This is not sms, it's just an april fool trick place a bottle of liquid dish soap into the toilet tank. The next person to flush the toilet will be greeted with an overwhelming amount of bubbles.

Best sms quotes about april fools jokes for status - Sms message text №70 - Sms l e n g t h: 111 l e t.
Those who wish to appear wise among fools, among the wise seem foolish. - Quintilian, de institutione oratoria.

Best sms quotes about april fools jokes for status - Sms message text №71 - Sms l e n g t h: 131 l e t.
Today if anyone praises you for your beauty, personality, style or attitude, just kick him - How dare he fool you before april 1st?

Best sms quotes about april fools jokes for status - Sms message text №72 - Sms l e n g t h: 116 l e t.
Today, tomorrow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you. You know whose? Your own stupid!

Best sms quotes about april fools jokes for status - Sms message text №73 - Sms l e n g t h: 196 l e t.
True love is like a pillow, you can hug when you are in trouble, you can cry when you are in pain & you can embrace when you are happy. So when you need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.

Best sms quotes about april fools jokes for status - Sms message text №74 - Sms l e n g t h: 255 l e t.
Two lawyers standing before an irish judge got into a fierce argument. At last one lawyer lost his temper and shouted, 'Sir you are the biggest fool that I have set eyes on. 'Order, order, ' Said the irish judge. 'You seem to forget that I am in the room.

Best sms quotes about april fools jokes for status - Sms message text №75 - Sms l e n g t h: 131 l e t.
U r the one who is charming U r the one who is intelligent U r the one who is cute and I am the one who is spreading these rumours.

Best sms quotes about april fools jokes for status - Sms message text №76 - Sms l e n g t h: 140 l e t.
U will be a rose for all trees U will be a smile for all faces U will be water falls for all hills & U will be a brother for all cute girls.

Best sms quotes about april fools jokes for status - Sms message text №77 - Sms l e n g t h: 77 l e t.
Warning! This is a virus... When you turn your phone off it won't work again.

Best sms quotes about april fools jokes for status - Sms message text №78 - Sms l e n g t h: 83 l e t.
We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese proverb.

Best sms quotes about april fools jokes for status - Sms message text №79 - Sms l e n g t h: 152 l e t.
We've known each other for quite a while now, do U think we can b more than friends? Because I like you very much. Will you be my partner to rob a bank?

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Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 22 March 2019
Jewish calendar: 2 Nisan 5775
Islamic calendar: 1 Jumada ath-Thaniya 1436
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Reasons for mms or sms greetings
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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves

Kiss texts for sms messages

You're really very naughty a right such and such you spent way too much on your gift but thanks very... Very... Very... Much

Thank texts for sms messages

A love without indiscretion is no lover at all

Funny jokes for sms messages

In this world people will always throw stones in the path of ur success, it depends on U what you make from them a wall or a bridge

Motivational texts for sms messages

This year, all I want is a gift bag filled with laughter & joy, with you. Merry christmas my dear

Christmas greetings for sms messages

I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I love you

Love texts for sms messages

Don't only be close with someone who makes you happy. Be close with someone who can't be happy without you. It makes a lot of difference in life

Wisdom texts for sms messages

Marriage is a three ring circus: An engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering

Funny jokes for sms messages

As the crescent moon is sighted... And the holy month of ramadan beings... May allah bless you with happiness and grace your home with warmth & peace

Ramadan greetings for sms messages

On your engagement my warm wishes for a lifetime of joy and togetherness

Engagement texts for sms messages