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greatest april fools day texts for sms messages

Best sms sentences about april fools jokes for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many april fools day texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about april fools day for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about april fools jokes for status - Sms message text №61 - Sms l e n g t h: 116 l e t.
The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded. - George orwell.

Best sms quotes about april fools jokes for status - Sms message text №62 - Sms l e n g t h: 162 l e t.
The day has come... When the whole world is celebreting... Your name. Your fame. Your personality. Your thoughs. Your views. After all it's your day... Fools day!

Best sms quotes about april fools jokes for status - Sms message text №63 - Sms l e n g t h: 194 l e t.
The first of april, some do say is set apart for all fool's day, but why the people call it so nor i, nor they themselves, do know, but on this day are people sent on purpose for pure merriment.

Best sms quotes about april fools jokes for status - Sms message text №64 - Sms l e n g t h: 74 l e t.
The more pity, that fools may not speak wisely what wise men do foolishly.

Best sms quotes about april fools jokes for status - Sms message text №65 - Sms l e n g t h: 133 l e t.
The time since I have met you I have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars. So if you dont mind... Can I sell you?

Best sms quotes about april fools jokes for status - Sms message text №66 - Sms l e n g t h: 84 l e t.
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected. - Will rogers.

Best sms quotes about april fools jokes for status - Sms message text №67 - Sms l e n g t h: 119 l e t.
The yearz of engineering F. E. Fond of engineering S. E. Sick of engineering T. E. Tired of engineering is it worth it?

Best sms quotes about april fools jokes for status - Sms message text №68 - Sms l e n g t h: 156 l e t.
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat!.. Now read it without the word cat.

Best sms quotes about april fools jokes for status - Sms message text №69 - Sms l e n g t h: 195 l e t.
This is not sms, it's just an april fool trick place a bottle of liquid dish soap into the toilet tank. The next person to flush the toilet will be greeted with an overwhelming amount of bubbles.

Best sms quotes about april fools jokes for status - Sms message text №70 - Sms l e n g t h: 111 l e t.
Those who wish to appear wise among fools, among the wise seem foolish. - Quintilian, de institutione oratoria.

Best sms quotes about april fools jokes for status - Sms message text №71 - Sms l e n g t h: 131 l e t.
Today if anyone praises you for your beauty, personality, style or attitude, just kick him - How dare he fool you before april 1st?

Best sms quotes about april fools jokes for status - Sms message text №72 - Sms l e n g t h: 116 l e t.
Today, tomorrow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you. You know whose? Your own stupid!

Best sms quotes about april fools jokes for status - Sms message text №73 - Sms l e n g t h: 196 l e t.
True love is like a pillow, you can hug when you are in trouble, you can cry when you are in pain & you can embrace when you are happy. So when you need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.

Best sms quotes about april fools jokes for status - Sms message text №74 - Sms l e n g t h: 255 l e t.
Two lawyers standing before an irish judge got into a fierce argument. At last one lawyer lost his temper and shouted, 'Sir you are the biggest fool that I have set eyes on. 'Order, order, ' Said the irish judge. 'You seem to forget that I am in the room.

Best sms quotes about april fools jokes for status - Sms message text №75 - Sms l e n g t h: 131 l e t.
U r the one who is charming U r the one who is intelligent U r the one who is cute and I am the one who is spreading these rumours.

Best sms quotes about april fools jokes for status - Sms message text №76 - Sms l e n g t h: 140 l e t.
U will be a rose for all trees U will be a smile for all faces U will be water falls for all hills & U will be a brother for all cute girls.

Best sms quotes about april fools jokes for status - Sms message text №77 - Sms l e n g t h: 77 l e t.
Warning! This is a virus... When you turn your phone off it won't work again.

Best sms quotes about april fools jokes for status - Sms message text №78 - Sms l e n g t h: 83 l e t.
We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese proverb.

Best sms quotes about april fools jokes for status - Sms message text №79 - Sms l e n g t h: 152 l e t.
We've known each other for quite a while now, do U think we can b more than friends? Because I like you very much. Will you be my partner to rob a bank?

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 22 January 2017
Jewish calendar: 2 Shvat 5775
Islamic calendar: 1 Rabi ath-Thani 1436
Chinese calendar: 3 day 12 month 4411 year


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• Roe vs. Wade Day (USA)
• Celebration of Life Day (USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on U

Flirt texts for sms messages

The stolen kisses are always the sweetest

Love texts for sms messages

Birthday message for a daughter no matter how many birthdays come and go, you'll always be my little girl. Happy birthday daughter

Birthday greetings for sms messages

All that stands between the graduate and the top of the ladder is the ladder

Graduation greetings for sms messages

Smile: S-sets you free m-makes you special i-increases your face value l-lifts up you spirits e-erases all your tensions so please keep smile

Smile jokes for sms messages

I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends

Friendship texts for sms messages

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. - Rodney dangerfield

Marriage greetings for sms messages

God brings men into deep waters, not to drown them, but to cleanse them. - John aughey

Broken heart texts for sms messages

I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high

Insult texts for sms messages

When it comes to teaching no one can compete with you. Happy teachers day

Teachers day greetings for sms messages