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Well texts about april fools fakes for sms messages - Sms message text №21 - Sms l e n g t h: 126 l e t.
Forgive, o lord, my little jokes on thee, and I'll forgive thy great big one on me. - Robert frost, 'Cluster of faith, ' 1962.

Well texts about april fools fakes for sms messages - Sms message text №22 - Sms l e n g t h: 155 l e t.
God made a daylight n is called sun, god made a entertatemaint n is called fun, god made a nightlight n is called moon, god made a U and is called cartoon.

Well texts about april fools fakes for sms messages - Sms message text №23 - Sms l e n g t h: 117 l e t.
Hello, I am a virus and I am entering in your brain right now... Sorry I have to leave, because I can't find a brain.

Well texts about april fools fakes for sms messages - Sms message text №24 - Sms l e n g t h: 142 l e t.
Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed. It's on 1st of april. Surprised?.. Stupid, 1st april is april fool, and U r the 1st person whom I fooled.

Well texts about april fools fakes for sms messages - Sms message text №25 - Sms l e n g t h: 137 l e t.
Hey U know which is the best day to propose a girl... April 1 U know why? If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell april foooooll.

Well texts about april fools fakes for sms messages - Sms message text №26 - Sms l e n g t h: 121 l e t.
Hi, doing nothing? Then make a place, for me in your heart! I may come there any time! Your's faithfully, 'Heart attack'.

Well texts about april fools fakes for sms messages - Sms message text №27 - Sms l e n g t h: 167 l e t.
I have been waiting all day, and no phone nothing. Had I done this, imagine your reaction. You have no concern for my problems. Can you at least bother to let me know?

Well texts about april fools fakes for sms messages - Sms message text №28 - Sms l e n g t h: 85 l e t.
I have great faith in fools - Self-confidence, my friends call it. - Edgar allan poe.

Well texts about april fools fakes for sms messages - Sms message text №29 - Sms l e n g t h: 157 l e t.
I saw you on the road that day you were looking so fine your face so divine your walk so perfect my heart started to sing a sweet song? Who let the dogs out.

Well texts about april fools fakes for sms messages - Sms message text №30 - Sms l e n g t h: 138 l e t.
I want to suck you... Lick you... Wanna move my tongue all over you... Wanna feel you in my mouth... Yep, tat's how U... Eat an ice cream.

Well texts about april fools fakes for sms messages - Sms message text №31 - Sms l e n g t h: 187 l e t.
I want U to know that U are very important to me, it's impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere... Don't mind I was talking about oxygen.

Well texts about april fools fakes for sms messages - Sms message text №32 - Sms l e n g t h: 120 l e t.
I want you to be witt me in a nice restaurant to have candle light dinner & say those 3 sweet word to you. Pay the bill!

Well texts about april fools fakes for sms messages - Sms message text №33 - Sms l e n g t h: 205 l e t.
I want you to know that you are very important to me, it's impossible for me to live without you even for a second! Your are my life and I can feel you everywhere... Don't mind, I was talking about oxygen.

Well texts about april fools fakes for sms messages - Sms message text №34 - Sms l e n g t h: 108 l e t.
I wnt U to b wit me in a nice restaurant 2 hav candlelight dinner & say thos 3 sweet word 2 U. Pay the bill.

Well texts about april fools fakes for sms messages - Sms message text №35 - Sms l e n g t h: 150 l e t.
If ever in your life U r very sad n feel that U have lost everything, I'll come, hold ur hand, take U 4 walk on a bridge and show U where 2 jump from.

Well texts about april fools fakes for sms messages - Sms message text №36 - Sms l e n g t h: 167 l e t.
If ever in your life you are very sad and feel that you have lost everything, I'll come, hold your hand, take you for walk on a bridge and show you where to jump from.

Well texts about april fools fakes for sms messages - Sms message text №37 - Sms l e n g t h: 68 l e t.
If every fool wore a crown, we should all be kings. - Welsh proverb.

Well texts about april fools fakes for sms messages - Sms message text №38 - Sms l e n g t h: 139 l e t.
If today anyone talks & admires you for your - Good looks - Nature - Style - Attitude, kick him off. How dare he fool you before april 1st.

Well texts about april fools fakes for sms messages - Sms message text №39 - Sms l e n g t h: 164 l e t.
If U save this msg, it means I'm cute. If U edit this, I'm still cute. If U fwd this, U r spreading that I'm cute & if U erase this, U r jealous of me coz I'm cute!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 22 March 2019
Jewish calendar: 2 Nisan 5775
Islamic calendar: 1 Jumada ath-Thaniya 1436
Chinese calendar: 3 day 2 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
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• Day of the Peoples Party (Laos)
• Abolition of Slavery Day - Emancipation Day (Puerto Rico)
• Arab League Day (Lebanon)
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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Roses r red, violets r blue, sugar is sweet, and so are U. But da roses r wilting, da violets r dead, da sugar bowl's empty and so is ur head

Insult texts for sms messages

One who smokes has a smoky heart - One who drinks has an alcoholic heart. So dear U must stop eating sweets as U r already a sweetehart

Sweet texts for sms messages

Memories last forever, they simply never die, true friends stay together - They never say good-bye

Friendship texts for sms messages

The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him - Oscar wilde

Marriage greetings for sms messages

Remember me and bare in mind a faithful girl is hard to find this is always good and true so don't go changing old for new

Break up texts for sms messages

When love is in the air, you know it is time to celebrate holi! Happy holi

Holi greetings for sms messages

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you

Sorry texts for sms messages

Good friends are good for your health. - Irwin sarason

Friendship texts for sms messages

You are like the sunshine so warm, you are like sugar, so sweet. You are like you. And that's the reason why I love you

Love texts for sms messages

Your smile, your touch, the way you love me I never knew... Until you what a relationship could be. So, I celebrate you. My friend, my love

Birthday greetings for sms messages