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Well texts about april fools fakes for sms messages - Sms message text №21 - Sms l e n g t h: 126 l e t.
Forgive, o lord, my little jokes on thee, and I'll forgive thy great big one on me. - Robert frost, 'Cluster of faith, ' 1962.

Well texts about april fools fakes for sms messages - Sms message text №22 - Sms l e n g t h: 155 l e t.
God made a daylight n is called sun, god made a entertatemaint n is called fun, god made a nightlight n is called moon, god made a U and is called cartoon.

Well texts about april fools fakes for sms messages - Sms message text №23 - Sms l e n g t h: 117 l e t.
Hello, I am a virus and I am entering in your brain right now... Sorry I have to leave, because I can't find a brain.

Well texts about april fools fakes for sms messages - Sms message text №24 - Sms l e n g t h: 142 l e t.
Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed. It's on 1st of april. Surprised?.. Stupid, 1st april is april fool, and U r the 1st person whom I fooled.

Well texts about april fools fakes for sms messages - Sms message text №25 - Sms l e n g t h: 137 l e t.
Hey U know which is the best day to propose a girl... April 1 U know why? If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell april foooooll.

Well texts about april fools fakes for sms messages - Sms message text №26 - Sms l e n g t h: 121 l e t.
Hi, doing nothing? Then make a place, for me in your heart! I may come there any time! Your's faithfully, 'Heart attack'.

Well texts about april fools fakes for sms messages - Sms message text №27 - Sms l e n g t h: 167 l e t.
I have been waiting all day, and no phone nothing. Had I done this, imagine your reaction. You have no concern for my problems. Can you at least bother to let me know?

Well texts about april fools fakes for sms messages - Sms message text №28 - Sms l e n g t h: 85 l e t.
I have great faith in fools - Self-confidence, my friends call it. - Edgar allan poe.

Well texts about april fools fakes for sms messages - Sms message text №29 - Sms l e n g t h: 157 l e t.
I saw you on the road that day you were looking so fine your face so divine your walk so perfect my heart started to sing a sweet song? Who let the dogs out.

Well texts about april fools fakes for sms messages - Sms message text №30 - Sms l e n g t h: 138 l e t.
I want to suck you... Lick you... Wanna move my tongue all over you... Wanna feel you in my mouth... Yep, tat's how U... Eat an ice cream.

Well texts about april fools fakes for sms messages - Sms message text №31 - Sms l e n g t h: 187 l e t.
I want U to know that U are very important to me, it's impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere... Don't mind I was talking about oxygen.

Well texts about april fools fakes for sms messages - Sms message text №32 - Sms l e n g t h: 120 l e t.
I want you to be witt me in a nice restaurant to have candle light dinner & say those 3 sweet word to you. Pay the bill!

Well texts about april fools fakes for sms messages - Sms message text №33 - Sms l e n g t h: 205 l e t.
I want you to know that you are very important to me, it's impossible for me to live without you even for a second! Your are my life and I can feel you everywhere... Don't mind, I was talking about oxygen.

Well texts about april fools fakes for sms messages - Sms message text №34 - Sms l e n g t h: 108 l e t.
I wnt U to b wit me in a nice restaurant 2 hav candlelight dinner & say thos 3 sweet word 2 U. Pay the bill.

Well texts about april fools fakes for sms messages - Sms message text №35 - Sms l e n g t h: 150 l e t.
If ever in your life U r very sad n feel that U have lost everything, I'll come, hold ur hand, take U 4 walk on a bridge and show U where 2 jump from.

Well texts about april fools fakes for sms messages - Sms message text №36 - Sms l e n g t h: 167 l e t.
If ever in your life you are very sad and feel that you have lost everything, I'll come, hold your hand, take you for walk on a bridge and show you where to jump from.

Well texts about april fools fakes for sms messages - Sms message text №37 - Sms l e n g t h: 68 l e t.
If every fool wore a crown, we should all be kings. - Welsh proverb.

Well texts about april fools fakes for sms messages - Sms message text №38 - Sms l e n g t h: 139 l e t.
If today anyone talks & admires you for your - Good looks - Nature - Style - Attitude, kick him off. How dare he fool you before april 1st.

Well texts about april fools fakes for sms messages - Sms message text №39 - Sms l e n g t h: 164 l e t.
If U save this msg, it means I'm cute. If U edit this, I'm still cute. If U fwd this, U r spreading that I'm cute & if U erase this, U r jealous of me coz I'm cute!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 21 September 2018
Jewish calendar: 8 Tishrei 5776
Islamic calendar: 7 Dhu al-Hijja 1436
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Reasons for mms or sms greetings
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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Don`t drink water, because fish fuck in it

Funny jokes for sms messages

In this world people will always throw stones in the path of ur success, it depends on U what you make from them a wall or a bridge

Motivational texts for sms messages

May dis christmas end da present year on a cheerful note & make way 4 a fresh & bright nw yr. Here's wishing U a merry christmas & a happy nw yr

Christmas greetings for sms messages

Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending

Love texts for sms messages

Your words of love steal someone's heart, but you don't know that your heart is already stolen by me check it

Thank texts for sms messages

Two people can't wish to be friends long if they can't manage to forgive each other's minor failings

Friendship texts for sms messages

Whenever we're not toghether, my life is life a broken pencil... It has no point... I miss U so much

Miss you texts for sms messages

Christmas ornament you gave us was lovely! It has pride of place on our tree. Thank you so much for such a thoughtful and beautiful gift

Christmas greetings for sms messages

We have strange and wonderful relationship. You're strange and I'm wonderful

Insult texts for sms messages

When you think your first falling in love, just then you realize your falling out of love

Sweet texts for sms messages