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Well texts about april fools fakes for sms messages - Sms message text №21 - Sms l e n g t h: 126 l e t.
Forgive, o lord, my little jokes on thee, and I'll forgive thy great big one on me. - Robert frost, 'Cluster of faith, ' 1962.

Well texts about april fools fakes for sms messages - Sms message text №22 - Sms l e n g t h: 155 l e t.
God made a daylight n is called sun, god made a entertatemaint n is called fun, god made a nightlight n is called moon, god made a U and is called cartoon.

Well texts about april fools fakes for sms messages - Sms message text №23 - Sms l e n g t h: 117 l e t.
Hello, I am a virus and I am entering in your brain right now... Sorry I have to leave, because I can't find a brain.

Well texts about april fools fakes for sms messages - Sms message text №24 - Sms l e n g t h: 142 l e t.
Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed. It's on 1st of april. Surprised?.. Stupid, 1st april is april fool, and U r the 1st person whom I fooled.

Well texts about april fools fakes for sms messages - Sms message text №25 - Sms l e n g t h: 137 l e t.
Hey U know which is the best day to propose a girl... April 1 U know why? If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell april foooooll.

Well texts about april fools fakes for sms messages - Sms message text №26 - Sms l e n g t h: 121 l e t.
Hi, doing nothing? Then make a place, for me in your heart! I may come there any time! Your's faithfully, 'Heart attack'.

Well texts about april fools fakes for sms messages - Sms message text №27 - Sms l e n g t h: 167 l e t.
I have been waiting all day, and no phone nothing. Had I done this, imagine your reaction. You have no concern for my problems. Can you at least bother to let me know?

Well texts about april fools fakes for sms messages - Sms message text №28 - Sms l e n g t h: 85 l e t.
I have great faith in fools - Self-confidence, my friends call it. - Edgar allan poe.

Well texts about april fools fakes for sms messages - Sms message text №29 - Sms l e n g t h: 157 l e t.
I saw you on the road that day you were looking so fine your face so divine your walk so perfect my heart started to sing a sweet song? Who let the dogs out.

Well texts about april fools fakes for sms messages - Sms message text №30 - Sms l e n g t h: 138 l e t.
I want to suck you... Lick you... Wanna move my tongue all over you... Wanna feel you in my mouth... Yep, tat's how U... Eat an ice cream.

Well texts about april fools fakes for sms messages - Sms message text №31 - Sms l e n g t h: 187 l e t.
I want U to know that U are very important to me, it's impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere... Don't mind I was talking about oxygen.

Well texts about april fools fakes for sms messages - Sms message text №32 - Sms l e n g t h: 120 l e t.
I want you to be witt me in a nice restaurant to have candle light dinner & say those 3 sweet word to you. Pay the bill!

Well texts about april fools fakes for sms messages - Sms message text №33 - Sms l e n g t h: 205 l e t.
I want you to know that you are very important to me, it's impossible for me to live without you even for a second! Your are my life and I can feel you everywhere... Don't mind, I was talking about oxygen.

Well texts about april fools fakes for sms messages - Sms message text №34 - Sms l e n g t h: 108 l e t.
I wnt U to b wit me in a nice restaurant 2 hav candlelight dinner & say thos 3 sweet word 2 U. Pay the bill.

Well texts about april fools fakes for sms messages - Sms message text №35 - Sms l e n g t h: 150 l e t.
If ever in your life U r very sad n feel that U have lost everything, I'll come, hold ur hand, take U 4 walk on a bridge and show U where 2 jump from.

Well texts about april fools fakes for sms messages - Sms message text №36 - Sms l e n g t h: 167 l e t.
If ever in your life you are very sad and feel that you have lost everything, I'll come, hold your hand, take you for walk on a bridge and show you where to jump from.

Well texts about april fools fakes for sms messages - Sms message text №37 - Sms l e n g t h: 68 l e t.
If every fool wore a crown, we should all be kings. - Welsh proverb.

Well texts about april fools fakes for sms messages - Sms message text №38 - Sms l e n g t h: 139 l e t.
If today anyone talks & admires you for your - Good looks - Nature - Style - Attitude, kick him off. How dare he fool you before april 1st.

Well texts about april fools fakes for sms messages - Sms message text №39 - Sms l e n g t h: 164 l e t.
If U save this msg, it means I'm cute. If U edit this, I'm still cute. If U fwd this, U r spreading that I'm cute & if U erase this, U r jealous of me coz I'm cute!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 27 May 2017
Jewish calendar: 9 Sivan 5775
Islamic calendar: 8 Sha'ban 1436
Chinese calendar: 10 day 4 month 4412 year


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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

It takes 2 to tango, 2 to kiss, 2 to talk and remenisce. So many good things cum in 2 and one of those things is me and U

Romantic texts for sms messages

Everybody wants someone special someone innocent someone nice someone cool someone sweet someone cute someone intelligent but why always me, me and me

Flirt texts for sms messages

My girlfriend told me, I should be more affectionate, so I got two girlfriends

Love texts for sms messages

Thankfulness should be expressed, but you shouldn't ask for it

Advice texts for sms messages

Why does not baking soda freeze

Funny jokes for sms messages

Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the empire state building? A: Yes, because the empire state building can't jump

Riddle, puzzle for sms messages

It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam. Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. Say no to exams

Exam texts for sms messages

Little keys can open big locks, simple words can express great thoughts. A text from U never fails to make me smile the whole day through

Love texts for sms messages

As a final incentive before giving up a difficult task, try to imagine it succeessfully accompliced by someone you voilently hate

Wishes texts for sms messages

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you

Funny jokes for sms messages