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Well texts about april fools fakes for sms messages - Sms message text №21 - Sms l e n g t h: 126 l e t.
Forgive, o lord, my little jokes on thee, and I'll forgive thy great big one on me. - Robert frost, 'Cluster of faith, ' 1962.

Well texts about april fools fakes for sms messages - Sms message text №22 - Sms l e n g t h: 155 l e t.
God made a daylight n is called sun, god made a entertatemaint n is called fun, god made a nightlight n is called moon, god made a U and is called cartoon.

Well texts about april fools fakes for sms messages - Sms message text №23 - Sms l e n g t h: 117 l e t.
Hello, I am a virus and I am entering in your brain right now... Sorry I have to leave, because I can't find a brain.

Well texts about april fools fakes for sms messages - Sms message text №24 - Sms l e n g t h: 142 l e t.
Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed. It's on 1st of april. Surprised?.. Stupid, 1st april is april fool, and U r the 1st person whom I fooled.

Well texts about april fools fakes for sms messages - Sms message text №25 - Sms l e n g t h: 137 l e t.
Hey U know which is the best day to propose a girl... April 1 U know why? If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell april foooooll.

Well texts about april fools fakes for sms messages - Sms message text №26 - Sms l e n g t h: 121 l e t.
Hi, doing nothing? Then make a place, for me in your heart! I may come there any time! Your's faithfully, 'Heart attack'.

Well texts about april fools fakes for sms messages - Sms message text №27 - Sms l e n g t h: 167 l e t.
I have been waiting all day, and no phone nothing. Had I done this, imagine your reaction. You have no concern for my problems. Can you at least bother to let me know?

Well texts about april fools fakes for sms messages - Sms message text №28 - Sms l e n g t h: 85 l e t.
I have great faith in fools - Self-confidence, my friends call it. - Edgar allan poe.

Well texts about april fools fakes for sms messages - Sms message text №29 - Sms l e n g t h: 157 l e t.
I saw you on the road that day you were looking so fine your face so divine your walk so perfect my heart started to sing a sweet song? Who let the dogs out.

Well texts about april fools fakes for sms messages - Sms message text №30 - Sms l e n g t h: 138 l e t.
I want to suck you... Lick you... Wanna move my tongue all over you... Wanna feel you in my mouth... Yep, tat's how U... Eat an ice cream.

Well texts about april fools fakes for sms messages - Sms message text №31 - Sms l e n g t h: 187 l e t.
I want U to know that U are very important to me, it's impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere... Don't mind I was talking about oxygen.

Well texts about april fools fakes for sms messages - Sms message text №32 - Sms l e n g t h: 120 l e t.
I want you to be witt me in a nice restaurant to have candle light dinner & say those 3 sweet word to you. Pay the bill!

Well texts about april fools fakes for sms messages - Sms message text №33 - Sms l e n g t h: 205 l e t.
I want you to know that you are very important to me, it's impossible for me to live without you even for a second! Your are my life and I can feel you everywhere... Don't mind, I was talking about oxygen.

Well texts about april fools fakes for sms messages - Sms message text №34 - Sms l e n g t h: 108 l e t.
I wnt U to b wit me in a nice restaurant 2 hav candlelight dinner & say thos 3 sweet word 2 U. Pay the bill.

Well texts about april fools fakes for sms messages - Sms message text №35 - Sms l e n g t h: 150 l e t.
If ever in your life U r very sad n feel that U have lost everything, I'll come, hold ur hand, take U 4 walk on a bridge and show U where 2 jump from.

Well texts about april fools fakes for sms messages - Sms message text №36 - Sms l e n g t h: 167 l e t.
If ever in your life you are very sad and feel that you have lost everything, I'll come, hold your hand, take you for walk on a bridge and show you where to jump from.

Well texts about april fools fakes for sms messages - Sms message text №37 - Sms l e n g t h: 68 l e t.
If every fool wore a crown, we should all be kings. - Welsh proverb.

Well texts about april fools fakes for sms messages - Sms message text №38 - Sms l e n g t h: 139 l e t.
If today anyone talks & admires you for your - Good looks - Nature - Style - Attitude, kick him off. How dare he fool you before april 1st.

Well texts about april fools fakes for sms messages - Sms message text №39 - Sms l e n g t h: 164 l e t.
If U save this msg, it means I'm cute. If U edit this, I'm still cute. If U fwd this, U r spreading that I'm cute & if U erase this, U r jealous of me coz I'm cute!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 20 February 2020
Jewish calendar: 1 Adar Aleph 5775
Islamic calendar: 1 Jumada al-Ula 1436
Chinese calendar: 2 day 1 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• World Day of Social Justice (United Nations)
• Rio Carnival - Brazilian Carnival (Brazil)
• Federation Day (Venezuela)
• Artsakh Revival Day (Nagorno-Karabakh Republic)
• Arbor Day (Georgia, USA)
• Death of Harun Rashid (Shia Islam)
• Chin National Day (Chin, Myanmar)
• International Day of Pipe Smokers (Global)
• Love Your Pet Day (USA)
• National Cherry Pie Day (USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

I tried to call you from a payphone last night. I put my doner card in by mistake, it cost me an arm and a leg

Funny jokes for sms messages

Guys are like parking spots... The good ones are always taken... And the ones that are available, are either handicapped or too far away

Naughty texts for sms messages

This christmas give us a message that we should live unite with great peace, so, here is a bundle of some sweet wishes for you. Merry christmas

Christmas greetings for sms messages

Fate brought the both of us together. So naturally when you look at us, you will think we match each other. Coz we are make to be for each other

Love texts for sms messages

My eyes are blind without your eyes to see, like a rose without color. Always be there in my life sweetheart. Happy valentine's day

Valentines day greetings for sms messages

A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones that need the advice

Funny jokes for sms messages

All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them

Motivational texts for sms messages

It just reminds me of being a kid and christmastime - You know, watching tv

Christmas greetings for sms messages

God give me work, till my life shall end and life, till my work is done

Labour day greetings for sms messages

When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, & think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, & the day I met U

Thank texts for sms messages