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april fools day sms texts

Greatest april fools day texts for sms messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many best sms sentences about april fools jokes for letters for every occasion. In this collection you will find april fools day texts for facebook status witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!

Cool april fools day sms texts for messages - Sms message text №41 - Sms l e n g t h: 153 l e t.

If you are in tension, if nothing seems right, if you find no way out, then just think of me only once, I will be always there to increase your tensions.

Cool april fools day sms texts for messages - Sms message text №42 - Sms l e n g t h: 132 l e t.

In your life, when you wake up & don't see any one, then come to me, I'll be there to hold ur hand & take you to the eye specialist.

Cool april fools day sms texts for messages - Sms message text №43 - Sms l e n g t h: 79 l e t.

It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools. - Spanish proverb.

Cool april fools day sms texts for messages - Sms message text №44 - Sms l e n g t h: 101 l e t.

It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor. - Max eastman.

Cool april fools day sms texts for messages - Sms message text №45 - Sms l e n g t h: 133 l e t.

Last night I got a severe head pain... I went to the doctor... He said that it would be cured if I send a sms to some lunatic person.

Cool april fools day sms texts for messages - Sms message text №46 - Sms l e n g t h: 94 l e t.

Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed. - Mark twain.

Cool april fools day sms texts for messages - Sms message text №47 - Sms l e n g t h: 184 l e t.

Loosen the foot end of the top sheet and then double it up underneath to tuck it under the top of the mattress. When the person goes to bed, they find themselves in a nice tight sheet.

Cool april fools day sms texts for messages - Sms message text №48 - Sms l e n g t h: 87 l e t.

Mix a little foolishness with your prudence: It's good to be silly at the right moment.

Cool april fools day sms texts for messages - Sms message text №49 - Sms l e n g t h: 84 l e t.

Our wisdom comes from our experience, and our experience comes from our foolishness.

Cool april fools day sms texts for messages - Sms message text №50 - Sms l e n g t h: 189 l e t.

Paint all the bars of soap in a house with colorless nail polish (Reserving, of course, one for oneself) then replacing them in the soap dishes. Those suckers won't suds to save themselves.

Cool april fools day sms texts for messages - Sms message text №51 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.

Place a bottle of liquid dish soap into the toilet tank. The next person to flush the toilet will be greeted with an overwhelming amount of bubbles.

Cool april fools day sms texts for messages - Sms message text №52 - Sms l e n g t h: 113 l e t.

Real friends are those who, when you feel you've made a fool of yourself, don't feel you've done a permanent job.

Cool april fools day sms texts for messages - Sms message text №53 - Sms l e n g t h: 61 l e t.

Roses are red sky is blue my bitch is pregnant thanks to you.

Cool april fools day sms texts for messages - Sms message text №54 - Sms l e n g t h: 137 l e t.

Sardar got into a bus on 1st april when conductor asked for ticket. He gave rs. 10, and took the ticket and said april fool. I have pass.

Cool april fools day sms texts for messages - Sms message text №55 - Sms l e n g t h: 168 l e t.

Sky is in blue color like 'You' moon in white color like 'Me' but our 'Son' is red color 'Sorry spelling mistake' our 'Sun' is in red color like red rose... April fool.

Cool april fools day sms texts for messages - Sms message text №56 - Sms l e n g t h: 115 l e t.

So sweet is your smile so sweet is your style so sweet is your voice so sweet is your eye see... How sweetly I lie.

Cool april fools day sms texts for messages - Sms message text №57 - Sms l e n g t h: 72 l e t.

So, rather than appear foolish afterward, I renounce seeming clever now.

Cool april fools day sms texts for messages - Sms message text №58 - Sms l e n g t h: 111 l e t.

Someone... Misses you... Needs you... Worries about you lonely without you guess who? The monkey in... The zoo.

Cool april fools day sms texts for messages - Sms message text №59 - Sms l e n g t h: 101 l e t.

Special people like you will have special message like this. 'Fools are not made they are readymade'.

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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

My eyes are eager to see you, my ears are eager to listen you, my lips are eager to kiss you, and my dreams in night are eager to welcome you

Kiss texts for sms messages

Time and distance can keep us apart, but we are always heart to heart, no matter its night or day, you are just a thought away

Thank texts for sms messages

When I was walking alone, I wished that I can reach da end of da road... But when U r walking with me, I wish the road never ends... Friend's forever

Friendship texts for sms messages

My mother, my friend so dear throughout my life you're always near a tender smile to guide my way you're the sunshine to light my day

Mothers day greetings for sms messages

Im dreaming of white christmas, with evrey christmas card I write, may your days be bright, & may all your christmases b white. Happy christmas

Christmas greetings for sms messages

After my death, I'll move up to sky. I'll write by your name on every star. So, you look up every night and see... How much I loved you

Love texts for sms messages

I thought you loved me undesirably. Didn't you know you were my everything

Valentines day greetings for sms messages

A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, 'Is this some kind of joke'

Funny jokes for sms messages

Every good thought is a star which leads you on, shining in the dark, making your pathway radiant

Motivational texts for sms messages

Merry christmas, may you be surrounded by all the things that bring christmas cheer

Christmas greetings for sms messages

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