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april fools day sms texts

Greatest april fools day texts for sms messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many best sms sentences about april fools jokes for letters for every occasion. In this collection you will find april fools day texts for facebook status witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Cool april fools day sms texts for messages - Sms message text №41 - Sms l e n g t h: 153 l e t.
If you are in tension, if nothing seems right, if you find no way out, then just think of me only once, I will be always there to increase your tensions.

Cool april fools day sms texts for messages - Sms message text №42 - Sms l e n g t h: 132 l e t.
In your life, when you wake up & don't see any one, then come to me, I'll be there to hold ur hand & take you to the eye specialist.

Cool april fools day sms texts for messages - Sms message text №43 - Sms l e n g t h: 79 l e t.
It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools. - Spanish proverb.

Cool april fools day sms texts for messages - Sms message text №44 - Sms l e n g t h: 101 l e t.
It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor. - Max eastman.

Cool april fools day sms texts for messages - Sms message text №45 - Sms l e n g t h: 133 l e t.
Last night I got a severe head pain... I went to the doctor... He said that it would be cured if I send a sms to some lunatic person.

Cool april fools day sms texts for messages - Sms message text №46 - Sms l e n g t h: 94 l e t.
Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed. - Mark twain.

Cool april fools day sms texts for messages - Sms message text №47 - Sms l e n g t h: 184 l e t.
Loosen the foot end of the top sheet and then double it up underneath to tuck it under the top of the mattress. When the person goes to bed, they find themselves in a nice tight sheet.

Cool april fools day sms texts for messages - Sms message text №48 - Sms l e n g t h: 87 l e t.
Mix a little foolishness with your prudence: It's good to be silly at the right moment.

Cool april fools day sms texts for messages - Sms message text №49 - Sms l e n g t h: 84 l e t.
Our wisdom comes from our experience, and our experience comes from our foolishness.

Cool april fools day sms texts for messages - Sms message text №50 - Sms l e n g t h: 189 l e t.
Paint all the bars of soap in a house with colorless nail polish (Reserving, of course, one for oneself) then replacing them in the soap dishes. Those suckers won't suds to save themselves.

Cool april fools day sms texts for messages - Sms message text №51 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.
Place a bottle of liquid dish soap into the toilet tank. The next person to flush the toilet will be greeted with an overwhelming amount of bubbles.

Cool april fools day sms texts for messages - Sms message text №52 - Sms l e n g t h: 113 l e t.
Real friends are those who, when you feel you've made a fool of yourself, don't feel you've done a permanent job.

Cool april fools day sms texts for messages - Sms message text №53 - Sms l e n g t h: 61 l e t.
Roses are red sky is blue my bitch is pregnant thanks to you.

Cool april fools day sms texts for messages - Sms message text №54 - Sms l e n g t h: 137 l e t.
Sardar got into a bus on 1st april when conductor asked for ticket. He gave rs. 10, and took the ticket and said april fool. I have pass.

Cool april fools day sms texts for messages - Sms message text №55 - Sms l e n g t h: 168 l e t.
Sky is in blue color like 'You' moon in white color like 'Me' but our 'Son' is red color 'Sorry spelling mistake' our 'Sun' is in red color like red rose... April fool.

Cool april fools day sms texts for messages - Sms message text №56 - Sms l e n g t h: 115 l e t.
So sweet is your smile so sweet is your style so sweet is your voice so sweet is your eye see... How sweetly I lie.

Cool april fools day sms texts for messages - Sms message text №57 - Sms l e n g t h: 72 l e t.
So, rather than appear foolish afterward, I renounce seeming clever now.

Cool april fools day sms texts for messages - Sms message text №58 - Sms l e n g t h: 111 l e t.
Someone... Misses you... Needs you... Worries about you lonely without you guess who? The monkey in... The zoo.

Cool april fools day sms texts for messages - Sms message text №59 - Sms l e n g t h: 101 l e t.
Special people like you will have special message like this. 'Fools are not made they are readymade'.

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Gregorian calendar: 23 September 2018
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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

In a party a handsome guy asked a girl 'Are you going to dance? ' She felt so happy & said-'yes' & the guy said-'that's good, so can I have your chair

Funny jokes for sms messages

Before the sun sets in this year, before the memories fade, before the net works get jammed... Wish you and you family happy sparkling new year

New year greetings for sms messages

It is scientifically proved that sugar can dissolve in water, so please dont go outside when it is raining, cuz U r the sweetest in the whole world

Cute texts for sms messages

If I could rearrange the alphabet, id put U and I together

Love texts for sms messages

See a mistake as a mistake not as 'My' or 'His' mistake. 'My' means guilty - 'His' means anger

Wisdom texts for sms messages

My friends are my estate

Funny jokes for sms messages

It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn't really rain, the sky was crying because it lost his most beautifull angel

Rainy day texts for sms messages

You cannot dream yourself into a character you must hammer and forge yourself 1

Cute texts for sms messages

It is very tough to believe a stranger, but if someone loves U more than fish loves water, holds ur hand tight with tears in his eyes & says

Love texts for sms messages

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him

Wishes texts for sms messages