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Funny sms sentences for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many greatest sms words about laughing for messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find funny sms ideas for status witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №281 - Sms l e n g t h: 113 l e t.
If you have picture where you look old, keep them. In twenty years you can prove that you have not changed a bit.

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №282 - Sms l e n g t h: 48 l e t.
If you jogged backward... Would you gain weight?

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №283 - Sms l e n g t h: 51 l e t.
If you judge people, you have no time to love them.

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №284 - Sms l e n g t h: 142 l e t.
If you marry one woman, she will fight with you... But, if you marry 2 women, they will fight for you... Think different. Add wife, have life.

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №285 - Sms l e n g t h: 81 l e t.
If you really ressemble the picture on your id, you are not fit enough to travel.

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №286 - Sms l e n g t h: 67 l e t.
If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №287 - Sms l e n g t h: 52 l e t.
If you wanna be a hipi, put you flower in your pipi.

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №288 - Sms l e n g t h: 81 l e t.
If you want to read about love and marriage you've got to buy two separate books.

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №289 - Sms l e n g t h: 84 l e t.
If would like to be a volcano... Smoke all day and people say... Look he is working!

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №290 - Sms l e n g t h: 81 l e t.
I'm a killer, I kill people for money, but you are my friend I kill you for free!

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №291 - Sms l e n g t h: 163 l e t.
I'm an alien. I have just transformed myself into this test. As you are reading I'm having sex with your eyeballs. I know that you like it because you are smiling.

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №292 - Sms l e n g t h: 75 l e t.
I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №293 - Sms l e n g t h: 159 l e t.
Im at the police station. The police caught me & filed a case against me 'Possession of good looks'. I'm doomed! I need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up!

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №294 - Sms l e n g t h: 94 l e t.
I'm glad love doesn't com wid price tags. For f it did, id never afford someone as great as U.

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №295 - Sms l e n g t h: 115 l e t.
I'm late for work because the train driver had an out of body experience and didn't come back for a day and a half.

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №296 - Sms l e n g t h: 33 l e t.
I'm not a racer... But I can fly.

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №297 - Sms l e n g t h: 161 l e t.
I'm not addicted to facebook. I only time I update my status is when I have time: Lunch time, break time, off time, this time, that time, any time, all the time.

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №298 - Sms l e n g t h: 58 l e t.
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain. No pain.

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №299 - Sms l e n g t h: 183 l e t.
I'm so sorry for not telling you this before. You ought to know how smart, cute, witty, sweet, charming, alluring and wonderful you are!.. I didn't know I've influenced you that much!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 27 October 2021
Jewish calendar: 14 Cheshvan 5776
Islamic calendar: 13 Muharram 1437
Chinese calendar: 15 day 9 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• World Day for Audiovisual Heritage (United Nations)
• Navy Day (USA)
• National Flag Day (Greece)
• Independence Day (Turkmenistan)
• National Tree Planting Day (Algeria)
• Day of three Zaire (Democratic Republic of the Congo)
• Independence Day (Saint Vincent and the Grenadines)
• Chernova Tragedy Day (Slovakia)
• Theodore Roosevelt's Birthday (USA)
• Emily Post's Birthday (USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

A friend that really cares! All my secrets I can share! There when I need a hand! There to understand

Friendship texts for sms messages

You can fall from the sky. You can fall from a tree. But the best way to fall... Is in love with me

Love texts for sms messages

God brings men into deep waters, not to drown them, but to cleanse them. - John aughey

Broken heart texts for sms messages

Kissing is best practice for lips. It keeps the lips wet soft flexible and reddish pink so always keep kissing to sweet children & think positively

Kiss texts for sms messages

Special people are very few - Who is special? That would be you. My valentine's day would be so fine, if you would be my valentine

Valentines day greetings for sms messages

Love is something special, a treasure I want to find... To others, love is blind but for me, its not true, coz when I fell in love... I saw you

Funny jokes for sms messages

When do you know you are overweight?.. When you are sunbathing on the beach and a greenpeace-activist tries to roll you back into the sea

Riddle, puzzle for sms messages

It is deaf and it wants to have sex with you... What do you say

Flirt texts for sms messages

We miss someone only for two reasons: The person is in your heart or either you wanted to be in that person's heat

Love texts for sms messages

I cry out in pain, and tears fill my eyes, and that was the way I felt, the day I died inside

Break up texts for sms messages