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Funny sms sentences for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many greatest sms words about laughing for messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find funny sms ideas for status witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №281 - Sms l e n g t h: 113 l e t.
If you have picture where you look old, keep them. In twenty years you can prove that you have not changed a bit.

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №282 - Sms l e n g t h: 48 l e t.
If you jogged backward... Would you gain weight?

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №283 - Sms l e n g t h: 51 l e t.
If you judge people, you have no time to love them.

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №284 - Sms l e n g t h: 142 l e t.
If you marry one woman, she will fight with you... But, if you marry 2 women, they will fight for you... Think different. Add wife, have life.

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №285 - Sms l e n g t h: 81 l e t.
If you really ressemble the picture on your id, you are not fit enough to travel.

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №286 - Sms l e n g t h: 67 l e t.
If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №287 - Sms l e n g t h: 52 l e t.
If you wanna be a hipi, put you flower in your pipi.

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №288 - Sms l e n g t h: 81 l e t.
If you want to read about love and marriage you've got to buy two separate books.

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №289 - Sms l e n g t h: 84 l e t.
If would like to be a volcano... Smoke all day and people say... Look he is working!

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №290 - Sms l e n g t h: 81 l e t.
I'm a killer, I kill people for money, but you are my friend I kill you for free!

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №291 - Sms l e n g t h: 163 l e t.
I'm an alien. I have just transformed myself into this test. As you are reading I'm having sex with your eyeballs. I know that you like it because you are smiling.

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №292 - Sms l e n g t h: 75 l e t.
I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №293 - Sms l e n g t h: 159 l e t.
Im at the police station. The police caught me & filed a case against me 'Possession of good looks'. I'm doomed! I need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up!

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №294 - Sms l e n g t h: 94 l e t.
I'm glad love doesn't com wid price tags. For f it did, id never afford someone as great as U.

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №295 - Sms l e n g t h: 115 l e t.
I'm late for work because the train driver had an out of body experience and didn't come back for a day and a half.

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №296 - Sms l e n g t h: 33 l e t.
I'm not a racer... But I can fly.

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №297 - Sms l e n g t h: 161 l e t.
I'm not addicted to facebook. I only time I update my status is when I have time: Lunch time, break time, off time, this time, that time, any time, all the time.

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №298 - Sms l e n g t h: 58 l e t.
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain. No pain.

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №299 - Sms l e n g t h: 183 l e t.
I'm so sorry for not telling you this before. You ought to know how smart, cute, witty, sweet, charming, alluring and wonderful you are!.. I didn't know I've influenced you that much!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 6 April 2025
Jewish calendar: 17 Nisan 5775
Islamic calendar: 16 Jumada ath-Thaniya 1436
Chinese calendar: 18 day 2 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Investigative Agencies Day (Russia)
• Easter Monday - Egg Nyte (Western Christianity)
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• Family Day (South Africa)
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• Tartan Day (USA)
• Tartan Day (Canada)
• Chakri Memorial Day (Thailand)
• Dyngus Day (Poland)
• Drowsy Driver Awareness Day (California, USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

I know milk it does a body good, but damn how much have you been drinking

Flirt texts for sms messages

Those who love deeply never grow old - They may die of old age, but they die young

Love texts for sms messages

You're older today than yesterday but younger than tomorrow, happy bday

Birthday greetings for sms messages

He has no equal. Everyone else is better

Insult texts for sms messages

Your words of love steal someone's heart, but you don't know that your heart is already stolen by me check it

Thank texts for sms messages

He's sweating more than a dog in a restaraunt

Funny jokes for sms messages

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain

Rainy day texts for sms messages

Thanks for always being there for me. I'll always love you. Happy father's day

Fathers day greetings for sms messages

The hottest love has the coldest end

Love texts for sms messages

Thinking of you and the good times we spent make me smile! Happy birthday to a friend who is always close to my heart

Birthday greetings for sms messages