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Funny sms sentences for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many greatest sms words about laughing for messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find funny sms ideas for status witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №281 - Sms l e n g t h: 113 l e t.
If you have picture where you look old, keep them. In twenty years you can prove that you have not changed a bit.

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №282 - Sms l e n g t h: 48 l e t.
If you jogged backward... Would you gain weight?

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №283 - Sms l e n g t h: 51 l e t.
If you judge people, you have no time to love them.

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №284 - Sms l e n g t h: 142 l e t.
If you marry one woman, she will fight with you... But, if you marry 2 women, they will fight for you... Think different. Add wife, have life.

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №285 - Sms l e n g t h: 81 l e t.
If you really ressemble the picture on your id, you are not fit enough to travel.

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №286 - Sms l e n g t h: 67 l e t.
If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №287 - Sms l e n g t h: 52 l e t.
If you wanna be a hipi, put you flower in your pipi.

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №288 - Sms l e n g t h: 81 l e t.
If you want to read about love and marriage you've got to buy two separate books.

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №289 - Sms l e n g t h: 84 l e t.
If would like to be a volcano... Smoke all day and people say... Look he is working!

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №290 - Sms l e n g t h: 81 l e t.
I'm a killer, I kill people for money, but you are my friend I kill you for free!

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №291 - Sms l e n g t h: 163 l e t.
I'm an alien. I have just transformed myself into this test. As you are reading I'm having sex with your eyeballs. I know that you like it because you are smiling.

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №292 - Sms l e n g t h: 75 l e t.
I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №293 - Sms l e n g t h: 159 l e t.
Im at the police station. The police caught me & filed a case against me 'Possession of good looks'. I'm doomed! I need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up!

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №294 - Sms l e n g t h: 94 l e t.
I'm glad love doesn't com wid price tags. For f it did, id never afford someone as great as U.

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №295 - Sms l e n g t h: 115 l e t.
I'm late for work because the train driver had an out of body experience and didn't come back for a day and a half.

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №296 - Sms l e n g t h: 33 l e t.
I'm not a racer... But I can fly.

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №297 - Sms l e n g t h: 161 l e t.
I'm not addicted to facebook. I only time I update my status is when I have time: Lunch time, break time, off time, this time, that time, any time, all the time.

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №298 - Sms l e n g t h: 58 l e t.
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain. No pain.

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №299 - Sms l e n g t h: 183 l e t.
I'm so sorry for not telling you this before. You ought to know how smart, cute, witty, sweet, charming, alluring and wonderful you are!.. I didn't know I've influenced you that much!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 17 December 2018
Jewish calendar: 5 Tevet 5776
Islamic calendar: 5 Rabi al-Awwal 1437
Chinese calendar: 7 day 11 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Pan American Aviation Day (USA)
• Wright Brothers Day (USA)
• Belarusian Cinema Day (Belarus)
• Death anniversary of Simon Bolivar (Venezuela)
• National Day (Bhutan)
• International Day to End Violence Against Sex Workers (International)
• State Executive Service Day (Ukraine)
• National Courier Service Workers Day (Russia)
• Strategic Missile Forces Day (Russia)
• Wafat of Janab-e-Masooma-e-Qum (Shia Islam)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

I just love when morning gets here, because I can send a great big good morning sms to my best friend. What a lovely way to start my day

Good morning texts for sms messages

You don't know the meaning of the word 'Fear' - But then again you don't know the meaning of most words

Rude texts for sms messages

Good friends are good for your health. - Irwin sarason

Friendship texts for sms messages

Every parting is a form of death, as every reunion is a type of heaven

Miss you texts for sms messages

I will honor christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year

Christmas greetings for sms messages

How could an angel break my heart? Why did not he catch my falling star? I wish I did not wish so hard. Maybe I wished our love apart. - Toni braxton

Love texts for sms messages

The thing that weighs most heavily in the balance (Of good deeds) is a good attitude

Wisdom texts for sms messages

You are nobody till somebody kill you

Funny jokes for sms messages

Your eyes, your smile your touch, your kiss your promise, your words our everlasting bliss

Romantic texts for sms messages

Friends are the bacon bits in the salad bowl of life

Friendship texts for sms messages