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Funny sms sentences for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many greatest sms words about laughing for messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find funny sms ideas for status witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №281 - Sms l e n g t h: 113 l e t.
If you have picture where you look old, keep them. In twenty years you can prove that you have not changed a bit.

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №282 - Sms l e n g t h: 48 l e t.
If you jogged backward... Would you gain weight?

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №283 - Sms l e n g t h: 51 l e t.
If you judge people, you have no time to love them.

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №284 - Sms l e n g t h: 142 l e t.
If you marry one woman, she will fight with you... But, if you marry 2 women, they will fight for you... Think different. Add wife, have life.

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №285 - Sms l e n g t h: 81 l e t.
If you really ressemble the picture on your id, you are not fit enough to travel.

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №286 - Sms l e n g t h: 67 l e t.
If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №287 - Sms l e n g t h: 52 l e t.
If you wanna be a hipi, put you flower in your pipi.

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №288 - Sms l e n g t h: 81 l e t.
If you want to read about love and marriage you've got to buy two separate books.

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №289 - Sms l e n g t h: 84 l e t.
If would like to be a volcano... Smoke all day and people say... Look he is working!

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №290 - Sms l e n g t h: 81 l e t.
I'm a killer, I kill people for money, but you are my friend I kill you for free!

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №291 - Sms l e n g t h: 163 l e t.
I'm an alien. I have just transformed myself into this test. As you are reading I'm having sex with your eyeballs. I know that you like it because you are smiling.

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №292 - Sms l e n g t h: 75 l e t.
I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №293 - Sms l e n g t h: 159 l e t.
Im at the police station. The police caught me & filed a case against me 'Possession of good looks'. I'm doomed! I need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up!

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №294 - Sms l e n g t h: 94 l e t.
I'm glad love doesn't com wid price tags. For f it did, id never afford someone as great as U.

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №295 - Sms l e n g t h: 115 l e t.
I'm late for work because the train driver had an out of body experience and didn't come back for a day and a half.

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №296 - Sms l e n g t h: 33 l e t.
I'm not a racer... But I can fly.

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №297 - Sms l e n g t h: 161 l e t.
I'm not addicted to facebook. I only time I update my status is when I have time: Lunch time, break time, off time, this time, that time, any time, all the time.

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №298 - Sms l e n g t h: 58 l e t.
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain. No pain.

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №299 - Sms l e n g t h: 183 l e t.
I'm so sorry for not telling you this before. You ought to know how smart, cute, witty, sweet, charming, alluring and wonderful you are!.. I didn't know I've influenced you that much!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 24 June 2018
Jewish calendar: 7 Tammuz 5775
Islamic calendar: 7 Ramadan 1436
Chinese calendar: 9 day 5 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Nativity of Saint John the Baptist (Catholic Church)
• Scottish Independence Day (Scotland)
• Indians Day - Countryman's Day (Peru)
• Inti Raymi Festival (Peru)
• Festival of Inti Raymi (Bolivia)
• Indians Day - Countryman's Day (Bolivia)
• Festival of Inti Raymi (Ecuador)
• Indians Day - Countryman's Day (Ecuador)
• Independence Day (Moldova)
• Fisherman's Day (Mozambique)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Sun can't come to earth but send love as rays. Cloud can't come to river but send her love as rain, I can't come to you but sending my good wishes

Love texts for sms messages

May your life be filled with colours and yours w-i-s-h-e-s all come true

Birthday greetings for sms messages

Some like sunday, some like monday, but I like one day and that is independence day

Independence day greetings for sms messages

I am waiting and hoping and wishing for the time, when we can be together again! Thinking of you

Thank texts for sms messages

An independant study has proven dat those who have a bad sex life & who are crap in bed are readin dis message in their right hand

Funny jokes for sms messages

A new year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other

New year greetings for sms messages

On your engagement my warm wishes for a lifetime of joy and togetherness

Engagement texts for sms messages

Only one person finds the way to your heart. The others just lead the way

Love texts for sms messages

Birthday message for a daughter no matter how many birthdays come and go, you'll always be my little girl. Happy birthday daughter

Birthday greetings for sms messages

Where there is no imagination there is no horror

Halloween texts for sms messages