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Funny sms sentences for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many greatest sms words about laughing for messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find funny sms ideas for status witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №281 - Sms l e n g t h: 113 l e t.
If you have picture where you look old, keep them. In twenty years you can prove that you have not changed a bit.

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №282 - Sms l e n g t h: 48 l e t.
If you jogged backward... Would you gain weight?

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №283 - Sms l e n g t h: 51 l e t.
If you judge people, you have no time to love them.

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №284 - Sms l e n g t h: 142 l e t.
If you marry one woman, she will fight with you... But, if you marry 2 women, they will fight for you... Think different. Add wife, have life.

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №285 - Sms l e n g t h: 81 l e t.
If you really ressemble the picture on your id, you are not fit enough to travel.

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №286 - Sms l e n g t h: 67 l e t.
If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №287 - Sms l e n g t h: 52 l e t.
If you wanna be a hipi, put you flower in your pipi.

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №288 - Sms l e n g t h: 81 l e t.
If you want to read about love and marriage you've got to buy two separate books.

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №289 - Sms l e n g t h: 84 l e t.
If would like to be a volcano... Smoke all day and people say... Look he is working!

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №290 - Sms l e n g t h: 81 l e t.
I'm a killer, I kill people for money, but you are my friend I kill you for free!

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №291 - Sms l e n g t h: 163 l e t.
I'm an alien. I have just transformed myself into this test. As you are reading I'm having sex with your eyeballs. I know that you like it because you are smiling.

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №292 - Sms l e n g t h: 75 l e t.
I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №293 - Sms l e n g t h: 159 l e t.
Im at the police station. The police caught me & filed a case against me 'Possession of good looks'. I'm doomed! I need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up!

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №294 - Sms l e n g t h: 94 l e t.
I'm glad love doesn't com wid price tags. For f it did, id never afford someone as great as U.

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №295 - Sms l e n g t h: 115 l e t.
I'm late for work because the train driver had an out of body experience and didn't come back for a day and a half.

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №296 - Sms l e n g t h: 33 l e t.
I'm not a racer... But I can fly.

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №297 - Sms l e n g t h: 161 l e t.
I'm not addicted to facebook. I only time I update my status is when I have time: Lunch time, break time, off time, this time, that time, any time, all the time.

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №298 - Sms l e n g t h: 58 l e t.
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain. No pain.

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №299 - Sms l e n g t h: 183 l e t.
I'm so sorry for not telling you this before. You ought to know how smart, cute, witty, sweet, charming, alluring and wonderful you are!.. I didn't know I've influenced you that much!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 15 July 2025
Jewish calendar: 28 Tammuz 5775
Islamic calendar: 28 Ramadan 1436
Chinese calendar: 30 day 5 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Unimwane - Elderly Men Day (Kiribati)
• Saint Swithin's Day (England)
• Vlakernoba - Feast of Our Lady in Blachernae (Georgia)
• Feast Day of Saint Vladimir (Orthodox)
• Feast of Saint Rosalia (Palermo, Italy)
• Cow Appreciation Day (USA)
• National Gummi Worm Day (USA)
• National Tapioca Pudding Day (USA)
• National Respect Canada Day (USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

You may not be here with me... But thoughts of you are always in my heart! I miss you

Miss you texts for sms messages

The message of christmas is that the visible material world is bound to the invisible spiritual world

Christmas greetings for sms messages

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question

Love texts for sms messages

Good advice is always certain to be ignored, but that's no reason not to give it

Advice texts for sms messages

Challenges make you more responsible. Always remember that life without struggle is a life without success. Good morning

Good morning texts for sms messages

You hurt me once... Shame on you. You hurt me twice... Shame on me

Sad texts for sms messages

In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin luther king jr

Friendship texts for sms messages

Moon said to me, if ur friend is not messaging U why dont you leave ur friend. I looked at moon and said does ur sky ever leave U when U dont shine

Miss you texts for sms messages

May the spirit of christmas bring you peace. The gladness of christmas give you hope. And the warmth of christmas grant U love. Happy christmas

Christmas greetings for sms messages

I used to dream of eyes so blue and loving arms to hold me. I used to dream of heroic knights and how gracious they would be

Love texts for sms messages