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Greatest wedding congratulations texts for sms messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many best sms sentences about wedding greetings for letters for every occasion. In this collection you will find marriage texts for facebook status witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Cool marriage sms texts for messages - Sms message text №41 - Sms l e n g t h: 220 l e t.
For the fools marraige are burden. Marraige is the happy begining of 3rd phase of life. It is to share responsibility, having ligal relations in society. Married life becomes happy when U see the smile on ur childs face!

Cool marriage sms texts for messages - Sms message text №42 - Sms l e n g t h: 110 l e t.
From this day forward, you shall not walk alone. My heart will be your shelter, and my arms will be your home.

Cool marriage sms texts for messages - Sms message text №43 - Sms l e n g t h: 169 l e t.
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

Cool marriage sms texts for messages - Sms message text №44 - Sms l e n g t h: 65 l e t.
Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you. - Mae west.

Cool marriage sms texts for messages - Sms message text №45 - Sms l e n g t h: 147 l e t.
Grooms, once you marry, please remember that when you have a discussion with your future wife, always try to get the last two words in: 'Yes dear'.

Cool marriage sms texts for messages - Sms message text №46 - Sms l e n g t h: 78 l e t.
Here's to my bride: She knows everything about me, yet loves me just the same.

Cool marriage sms texts for messages - Sms message text №47 - Sms l e n g t h: 99 l e t.
Here's to the bride - May she share everything with her husband... And that includes the housework.

Cool marriage sms texts for messages - Sms message text №48 - Sms l e n g t h: 107 l e t.
Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence? Wife to husband: I'm looking for a loophole.

Cool marriage sms texts for messages - Sms message text №49 - Sms l e n g t h: 161 l e t.
I cannot promise you a life of sunshine I cannot promise riches, wealth, or gold I cannot promise you an easy pathway that leads away from change or growing old.

Cool marriage sms texts for messages - Sms message text №50 - Sms l e n g t h: 91 l e t.
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. - Rodney dangerfield.

Cool marriage sms texts for messages - Sms message text №51 - Sms l e n g t h: 251 l e t.
I know not if the voice of man can reach to the sky, I know not if the god's will hear if I pray, I know not if the gifts I have will all be granted, I know not what will come to pass in future days, but I hope only good will come from my love to you.

Cool marriage sms texts for messages - Sms message text №52 - Sms l e n g t h: 64 l e t.
I like to wake up each morning feeling a new man. - Jean harlow.

Cool marriage sms texts for messages - Sms message text №53 - Sms l e n g t h: 210 l e t.
I love you not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you I love you not only for what you have made of yourself but for what you are making me I love you for the part of me that you bring out.

Cool marriage sms texts for messages - Sms message text №54 - Sms l e n g t h: 103 l e t.
I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late. - Max kauffmann.

Cool marriage sms texts for messages - Sms message text №55 - Sms l e n g t h: 225 l e t.
I never married because I have three pets at home that answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night. - Marie corelli.

Cool marriage sms texts for messages - Sms message text №56 - Sms l e n g t h: 97 l e t.
I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid. - Dorothy parker.

Cool marriage sms texts for messages - Sms message text №57 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Groucho marx.

Cool marriage sms texts for messages - Sms message text №58 - Sms l e n g t h: 174 l e t.
Isn't it quite funny how history repeats itself? (Bride's age) years ago your mother and father were putting you to bed with a dummy... And now it's happening all over again.

Cool marriage sms texts for messages - Sms message text №59 - Sms l e n g t h: 123 l e t.
It's funny when people discuss love marriage vs arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it since the thief was spending much less than his wife did

Wife texts for sms messages

As rare as a brass monkey's bollocks

Funny jokes for sms messages

Being a full-time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs... Since the payment is pure love. (Mildred B. Vermont)

Mothers day greetings for sms messages

A special smile a special face. A special someone I cant replace. I love U I always will. U have filled a space no one can fill

Christmas greetings for sms messages

Your imagination is your preview of life's coming attractions

Inspirational texts for sms messages

It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are

Sorry texts for sms messages

Friends are like stars. You can't always see them, but you know they are always there for you

Friendship texts for sms messages

Those who love deeply never grow old - They may die of old age, but they die young

Love texts for sms messages

A girl says to her boyfriend, one kiss and I'll be yours forever. The guy says thanks for the warning

April fool jokes for sms messages

The lord lights up our way into eternal bliss. Good friday

Good friday greetings for sms messages