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Marriage sms texts - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many greatest wedding congratulations texts for sms messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find best sms sentences about wedding greetings for letters witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Well texts about marriage wishes for sms messages - Sms message text №21 - Sms l e n g t h: 153 l e t.
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, you know, I was a fool when I married you. She replied, yes dear, I know but I was in love and didnt notice.

Well texts about marriage wishes for sms messages - Sms message text №22 - Sms l e n g t h: 124 l e t.
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin - They just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

Well texts about marriage wishes for sms messages - Sms message text №23 - Sms l e n g t h: 80 l e t.
All tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage. - Lord byron.

Well texts about marriage wishes for sms messages - Sms message text №24 - Sms l e n g t h: 127 l e t.
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her. - Agatha christie.

Well texts about marriage wishes for sms messages - Sms message text №25 - Sms l e n g t h: 137 l e t.
Angel said: I can't be everywhere to help you. So I created mother. Devil replied: Me to can't be everywhere. So I created mother-in-law.

Well texts about marriage wishes for sms messages - Sms message text №26 - Sms l e n g t h: 156 l e t.
Angry husband sends sms to father-in-law: Your product not matching my requirements. Smart father-in-law: 'Warranty expired... Manufacture not responsible'.

Well texts about marriage wishes for sms messages - Sms message text №27 - Sms l e n g t h: 144 l e t.
As I get closer there he stands waiting 4r me with his open hands my heart beats faster as I get near his smile, his eye, chasing away my fears.

Well texts about marriage wishes for sms messages - Sms message text №28 - Sms l e n g t h: 162 l e t.
At a health forum, speaker asked: What food causes the most suffering for years after eating it? After a long silence, an old man replied wedding cake! Of course!

Well texts about marriage wishes for sms messages - Sms message text №29 - Sms l e n g t h: 68 l e t.
Behind every great man there is a surprised woman. - Maryon pearson.

Well texts about marriage wishes for sms messages - Sms message text №30 - Sms l e n g t h: 115 l e t.
Behind every successful man there is a satisfied woman. But behind every satisfied woman. There is an exausted man.

Well texts about marriage wishes for sms messages - Sms message text №31 - Sms l e n g t h: 147 l e t.
Best way to purpose a girl. Take her to sea, say her to sit in a boat. Then take the boat in the middle of sea. Then say marry me or leave my boat.

Well texts about marriage wishes for sms messages - Sms message text №32 - Sms l e n g t h: 157 l e t.
Best wishes to you both on your anniversary, may the love that you share last your lifetime through, as you make a wonderful pair. Happy wedding anniversary.

Well texts about marriage wishes for sms messages - Sms message text №33 - Sms l e n g t h: 124 l e t.
By all means marry - If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates.

Well texts about marriage wishes for sms messages - Sms message text №34 - Sms l e n g t h: 91 l e t.
Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy, fat women. - Marion smith.

Well texts about marriage wishes for sms messages - Sms message text №35 - Sms l e n g t h: 286 l e t.
Congratulations on the termination of your isolation and may I express an appreciation of your determination to end the desperation and frustration which has caused you so much consternation in giving you the inspiration to make a combination to bring an accumulation to the population.

Well texts about marriage wishes for sms messages - Sms message text №36 - Sms l e n g t h: 132 l e t.
Congratulations on ur marriage, have a wonderful life! You r 2 tremendous people, now teamed as man and wife. A team with blessings.

Well texts about marriage wishes for sms messages - Sms message text №37 - Sms l e n g t h: 130 l e t.
Different phases of a man: After engagement: Superman after marriage: Gentleman after 10 years: Watchman after 20 years: Doberman.

Well texts about marriage wishes for sms messages - Sms message text №38 - Sms l e n g t h: 151 l e t.
Doctor: Madam, your husband needs rest and please so here are some sleeping pills. Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him? Doctor: They are for you!

Well texts about marriage wishes for sms messages - Sms message text №39 - Sms l e n g t h: 145 l e t.
Don't marry the person, you want to live with... Marry the one, you cannot live without... But remembr whatever you do, you will regret it later.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 21 July 2017
Jewish calendar: 5 Av 5775
Islamic calendar: 4 Shawwal 1436
Chinese calendar: 6 day 6 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
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• Racial Harmony Day (Singapore)
• Guam Liberation Day (Guam, USA)
• Summer Kazanskaya Day (Russia)
• Prokopiev day - Zazhinki - Zhatvennik (Ancient Slavs)
• Gospel Day (Mitiaro, Cook Islands)
• National Junk Food Day (USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Love is being stupid together

Funny jokes for sms messages

A dentist was caught raping a girl. Next day headline, 'Dentist caught filling wrong cavity'

Naughty texts for sms messages

Im dreaming of white christmas, with evrey christmas card I write, may your days be bright, & may all your christmases b white. Happy christmas

Christmas greetings for sms messages

There you go again, flushing the sweet milk of human kindness through the u-bend of cynicism

Insult texts for sms messages

A, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i-u, v, w, x, y, Z. What r U looking for? I killed all those who were between I & U

Sweet texts for sms messages

Friends are like stars. You can't always see them, but you know they are always there for you

Friendship texts for sms messages

There are a lot of birds wispering only about you, you should once listen to them, then you would know how much I love you

Love texts for sms messages

Anger is a killing thing, it kills the man who angers for each rage leaves him less than he had been before it takes something from him

Angry texts for sms messages

This sms can only be read by someone sexy... Try again... Again... Maybe you are just not sexy?.. One more time... Hey don't force it ugly

Funny jokes for sms messages

I hope your new year is filled with lots of fun. Have a great year ahead. Happy new year

New year greetings for sms messages