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Marriage sms texts - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many greatest wedding congratulations texts for sms messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find best sms sentences about wedding greetings for letters witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Well texts about marriage wishes for sms messages - Sms message text №21 - Sms l e n g t h: 153 l e t.
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, you know, I was a fool when I married you. She replied, yes dear, I know but I was in love and didnt notice.

Well texts about marriage wishes for sms messages - Sms message text №22 - Sms l e n g t h: 124 l e t.
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin - They just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

Well texts about marriage wishes for sms messages - Sms message text №23 - Sms l e n g t h: 80 l e t.
All tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage. - Lord byron.

Well texts about marriage wishes for sms messages - Sms message text №24 - Sms l e n g t h: 127 l e t.
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her. - Agatha christie.

Well texts about marriage wishes for sms messages - Sms message text №25 - Sms l e n g t h: 137 l e t.
Angel said: I can't be everywhere to help you. So I created mother. Devil replied: Me to can't be everywhere. So I created mother-in-law.

Well texts about marriage wishes for sms messages - Sms message text №26 - Sms l e n g t h: 156 l e t.
Angry husband sends sms to father-in-law: Your product not matching my requirements. Smart father-in-law: 'Warranty expired... Manufacture not responsible'.

Well texts about marriage wishes for sms messages - Sms message text №27 - Sms l e n g t h: 144 l e t.
As I get closer there he stands waiting 4r me with his open hands my heart beats faster as I get near his smile, his eye, chasing away my fears.

Well texts about marriage wishes for sms messages - Sms message text №28 - Sms l e n g t h: 162 l e t.
At a health forum, speaker asked: What food causes the most suffering for years after eating it? After a long silence, an old man replied wedding cake! Of course!

Well texts about marriage wishes for sms messages - Sms message text №29 - Sms l e n g t h: 68 l e t.
Behind every great man there is a surprised woman. - Maryon pearson.

Well texts about marriage wishes for sms messages - Sms message text №30 - Sms l e n g t h: 115 l e t.
Behind every successful man there is a satisfied woman. But behind every satisfied woman. There is an exausted man.

Well texts about marriage wishes for sms messages - Sms message text №31 - Sms l e n g t h: 147 l e t.
Best way to purpose a girl. Take her to sea, say her to sit in a boat. Then take the boat in the middle of sea. Then say marry me or leave my boat.

Well texts about marriage wishes for sms messages - Sms message text №32 - Sms l e n g t h: 157 l e t.
Best wishes to you both on your anniversary, may the love that you share last your lifetime through, as you make a wonderful pair. Happy wedding anniversary.

Well texts about marriage wishes for sms messages - Sms message text №33 - Sms l e n g t h: 124 l e t.
By all means marry - If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates.

Well texts about marriage wishes for sms messages - Sms message text №34 - Sms l e n g t h: 91 l e t.
Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy, fat women. - Marion smith.

Well texts about marriage wishes for sms messages - Sms message text №35 - Sms l e n g t h: 286 l e t.
Congratulations on the termination of your isolation and may I express an appreciation of your determination to end the desperation and frustration which has caused you so much consternation in giving you the inspiration to make a combination to bring an accumulation to the population.

Well texts about marriage wishes for sms messages - Sms message text №36 - Sms l e n g t h: 132 l e t.
Congratulations on ur marriage, have a wonderful life! You r 2 tremendous people, now teamed as man and wife. A team with blessings.

Well texts about marriage wishes for sms messages - Sms message text №37 - Sms l e n g t h: 130 l e t.
Different phases of a man: After engagement: Superman after marriage: Gentleman after 10 years: Watchman after 20 years: Doberman.

Well texts about marriage wishes for sms messages - Sms message text №38 - Sms l e n g t h: 151 l e t.
Doctor: Madam, your husband needs rest and please so here are some sleeping pills. Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him? Doctor: They are for you!

Well texts about marriage wishes for sms messages - Sms message text №39 - Sms l e n g t h: 145 l e t.
Don't marry the person, you want to live with... Marry the one, you cannot live without... But remembr whatever you do, you will regret it later.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 15 August 2018
Jewish calendar: 30 Av 5775
Islamic calendar: 29 Shawwal 1436
Chinese calendar: 2 day 7 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Constitution Day (Equatorial Guinea)
• International Homeless Animals Day (International)
• Victory over Japan Day (United Kingdom)
• Independence Day (India)
• Archaeologist Day (Ukraine)
• Aircraft Manufacturers Day (Russia)
• Aircraft Manufacturers Day (Russia)
• Archaeologist Day (Russia)
• Feast day of the Assumption of Mary (Western Christianity)
• Dormition of the Theotokos (Eastern Christianity)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

The sun has once brought brightness to earth! Lazy bone. It's time 2 wake up gd morning

Greetings texts for sms messages

When I was young I begged god for a bike, but god does not work that way... So I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness

Rude texts for sms messages

I think you are very careless! You come & leave things behind! See now what U have left? You just came in my mind and left a smile on my face

Flirt texts for sms messages

Love is just like life, it is not always easy & does not always bring happiness. But when we do not stop living, then why should we stop loving

Love texts for sms messages

Sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you're down will be the ones to help you get back up

Wisdom texts for sms messages

How can you know if a person is cute? First, he or she has a poor memory. Second - Umn... I forgot na

Funny jokes for sms messages

A bird sitting on the branch of a tree doesn't get frightened by the shaking branch, b'cse the bird trusts not the branch, but its wings

Motivational texts for sms messages

Before now U are just ok, yesterday you were better, today U are perfect, this is the the effect of a blissful season... Christmas. Merry it in style

Christmas greetings for sms messages

We must be free not because we claim freedom, but because we practice it

Independence day greetings for sms messages

Smile: S-sets you free m-makes you special i-increases your face value l-lifts up you spirits e-erases all your tensions so please keep smile

Smile jokes for sms messages