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Marriage sms texts - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many greatest wedding congratulations texts for sms messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find best sms sentences about wedding greetings for letters witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Well texts about marriage wishes for sms messages - Sms message text №21 - Sms l e n g t h: 153 l e t.
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, you know, I was a fool when I married you. She replied, yes dear, I know but I was in love and didnt notice.

Well texts about marriage wishes for sms messages - Sms message text №22 - Sms l e n g t h: 124 l e t.
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin - They just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

Well texts about marriage wishes for sms messages - Sms message text №23 - Sms l e n g t h: 80 l e t.
All tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage. - Lord byron.

Well texts about marriage wishes for sms messages - Sms message text №24 - Sms l e n g t h: 127 l e t.
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her. - Agatha christie.

Well texts about marriage wishes for sms messages - Sms message text №25 - Sms l e n g t h: 137 l e t.
Angel said: I can't be everywhere to help you. So I created mother. Devil replied: Me to can't be everywhere. So I created mother-in-law.

Well texts about marriage wishes for sms messages - Sms message text №26 - Sms l e n g t h: 156 l e t.
Angry husband sends sms to father-in-law: Your product not matching my requirements. Smart father-in-law: 'Warranty expired... Manufacture not responsible'.

Well texts about marriage wishes for sms messages - Sms message text №27 - Sms l e n g t h: 144 l e t.
As I get closer there he stands waiting 4r me with his open hands my heart beats faster as I get near his smile, his eye, chasing away my fears.

Well texts about marriage wishes for sms messages - Sms message text №28 - Sms l e n g t h: 162 l e t.
At a health forum, speaker asked: What food causes the most suffering for years after eating it? After a long silence, an old man replied wedding cake! Of course!

Well texts about marriage wishes for sms messages - Sms message text №29 - Sms l e n g t h: 68 l e t.
Behind every great man there is a surprised woman. - Maryon pearson.

Well texts about marriage wishes for sms messages - Sms message text №30 - Sms l e n g t h: 115 l e t.
Behind every successful man there is a satisfied woman. But behind every satisfied woman. There is an exausted man.

Well texts about marriage wishes for sms messages - Sms message text №31 - Sms l e n g t h: 147 l e t.
Best way to purpose a girl. Take her to sea, say her to sit in a boat. Then take the boat in the middle of sea. Then say marry me or leave my boat.

Well texts about marriage wishes for sms messages - Sms message text №32 - Sms l e n g t h: 157 l e t.
Best wishes to you both on your anniversary, may the love that you share last your lifetime through, as you make a wonderful pair. Happy wedding anniversary.

Well texts about marriage wishes for sms messages - Sms message text №33 - Sms l e n g t h: 124 l e t.
By all means marry - If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates.

Well texts about marriage wishes for sms messages - Sms message text №34 - Sms l e n g t h: 91 l e t.
Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy, fat women. - Marion smith.

Well texts about marriage wishes for sms messages - Sms message text №35 - Sms l e n g t h: 286 l e t.
Congratulations on the termination of your isolation and may I express an appreciation of your determination to end the desperation and frustration which has caused you so much consternation in giving you the inspiration to make a combination to bring an accumulation to the population.

Well texts about marriage wishes for sms messages - Sms message text №36 - Sms l e n g t h: 132 l e t.
Congratulations on ur marriage, have a wonderful life! You r 2 tremendous people, now teamed as man and wife. A team with blessings.

Well texts about marriage wishes for sms messages - Sms message text №37 - Sms l e n g t h: 130 l e t.
Different phases of a man: After engagement: Superman after marriage: Gentleman after 10 years: Watchman after 20 years: Doberman.

Well texts about marriage wishes for sms messages - Sms message text №38 - Sms l e n g t h: 151 l e t.
Doctor: Madam, your husband needs rest and please so here are some sleeping pills. Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him? Doctor: They are for you!

Well texts about marriage wishes for sms messages - Sms message text №39 - Sms l e n g t h: 145 l e t.
Don't marry the person, you want to live with... Marry the one, you cannot live without... But remembr whatever you do, you will regret it later.

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Gregorian calendar: 17 December 2018
Jewish calendar: 5 Tevet 5776
Islamic calendar: 5 Rabi al-Awwal 1437
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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

It's your birthday, and you know what that means - You're another year older and another year cooler. Have 365 days of fun

Birthday greetings for sms messages

Challenges make you more responsible. Always remember that life without struggle is a life without success. Good morning

Good morning texts for sms messages

Why do women have legs?.. Otherwise there will be traces of mucus on the kitchen floor

Riddle, puzzle for sms messages

Missing you a lot on this easter. Wishing you were here to celebrate this holy occasion with me. Happy easter

Easter greetings for sms messages

I like not only to be loved, but to be told that I am loved. - George elliot

Love texts for sms messages

Lets these words not only touch your eyes, let them rest in your heart as you rest in mine. Be my valentine

Valentines day greetings for sms messages

There is: Hot-sex, fast-sex, cuddle-sex, safe-sex, group-sex, sm-sex, telephone-sex, cyber-sex, and for people like you: No sex

Friendship texts for sms messages

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? - Well, it's the same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving

Marriage greetings for sms messages

Boss: Why did you leave the job? Applicant: Illness boss: What was the trouble? Applicant: My boss was sick of me

Boss day texts for sms messages

It is only when we forget all our learning that we begin to know

Graduation greetings for sms messages