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Top sms words about marriage for messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many marriage sms texts for messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find terrific sms quotes about wedding congratulations for status witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Terrific text about marriage wishes for sms - Sms message text №101 - Sms l e n g t h: 182 l e t.
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds! ' I gifted her a weighing scale.

Terrific text about marriage wishes for sms - Sms message text №102 - Sms l e n g t h: 162 l e t.
Nothing in this world could ever be as wonderful as the luv you have given me your luv makes my days so very bright, jst knowing you are my darling wife(Husband).

Terrific text about marriage wishes for sms - Sms message text №103 - Sms l e n g t h: 131 l e t.
On this special day, best wishes go to you, that this wonderful luv you share, lasts ur lifetime through. Happy anniversary to you.

Terrific text about marriage wishes for sms - Sms message text №104 - Sms l e n g t h: 119 l e t.
On ur wedding day we ponder all the stages that u've known from the time that U were little until now that U are grown.

Terrific text about marriage wishes for sms - Sms message text №105 - Sms l e n g t h: 173 l e t.
One day a man inserted an 'Advertisement' in the local classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine'.

Terrific text about marriage wishes for sms - Sms message text №106 - Sms l e n g t h: 209 l e t.
Over the phone: 'Hey! Sorry man I couldn't be there on your wedding day, but I really feel so happy for you two, here's my wishes for you all the best of health, happiness and prosperity for your married life!

Terrific text about marriage wishes for sms - Sms message text №107 - Sms l e n g t h: 137 l e t.
Philosophy of life? At the beginning of married life, every girl treats her husband as god, later on somehow that alphabets got reversed!

Terrific text about marriage wishes for sms - Sms message text №108 - Sms l e n g t h: 135 l e t.
Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, the master of women'? Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

Terrific text about marriage wishes for sms - Sms message text №109 - Sms l e n g t h: 119 l e t.
Q: During marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse? A: He is given his last chance to run away!

Terrific text about marriage wishes for sms - Sms message text №110 - Sms l e n g t h: 96 l e t.
Q: If marriages are made in heaven, than what are made in hell? Answer: The days after marriage!

Terrific text about marriage wishes for sms - Sms message text №111 - Sms l e n g t h: 116 l e t.
Q: Why are husbands like lawn mowers? A: They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time!

Terrific text about marriage wishes for sms - Sms message text №112 - Sms l e n g t h: 80 l e t.
Q: Why do brides wear white? A: To blend in with everything else in the kitchen.

Terrific text about marriage wishes for sms - Sms message text №113 - Sms l e n g t h: 130 l e t.
Q: Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? A: It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

Terrific text about marriage wishes for sms - Sms message text №114 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.
Santa bought a car on loan... He didn't pay the dues, the bank took away his car. Santa: If I knew this, I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also!

Terrific text about marriage wishes for sms - Sms message text №115 - Sms l e n g t h: 188 l e t.
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes tuesdays, I go fridays.

Terrific text about marriage wishes for sms - Sms message text №116 - Sms l e n g t h: 127 l e t.
Telling a lie is fault 4 a little boy an art 4 a lover an accomplishment 4 a bachelor and a matter of survival 4 a married man.

Terrific text about marriage wishes for sms - Sms message text №117 - Sms l e n g t h: 78 l e t.
The definition of a perfect wife? - One who helps the husband with the dishes.

Terrific text about marriage wishes for sms - Sms message text №118 - Sms l e n g t h: 85 l e t.
The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him - Oscar wilde.

Terrific text about marriage wishes for sms - Sms message text №119 - Sms l e n g t h: 53 l e t.
The most dangerous food a man can eat is wedding cake

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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

You may make mistakes, but you are not a failure until you start blaming someone else for it

Advice texts for sms messages

I just love when morning gets here, because I can send a great big good morning sms to my best friend. What a lovely way to start my day

Good morning texts for sms messages

Set a place for me in your heart and not in your mind for the mind easily forgets but the heart always remembers. I love you

Romantic texts for sms messages

It's too heard to loose someone who is 99% cute, 98% sweet, 97% loving, 96% talented & 100% friendly thats me, whats a waste of life if U loose me

Flirt texts for sms messages

Tell me you'll never forget me, because if I thought you would, I would never leave. - Winnie the pooh

Love texts for sms messages

Real friends are those who, when you feel you've made a fool of yourself, don't feel you've done a permanent job

April fool jokes for sms messages

We're not too close in distance. We're not too near in miles. But text can still touch our hearts and thoughts can bring us smiles. Good morning

Good morning texts for sms messages

You are old & have a small penis

Rude texts for sms messages

Aix rules to be happy: Free your heart from hatred, free your mind from worries, live simply, expect less, give more & always have me as your friend

Friendship texts for sms messages

We miss someone only for two reasons: The person is in your heart or either you wanted to be in that person's heat

Love texts for sms messages