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Top sms words about marriage for messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many marriage sms texts for messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find terrific sms quotes about wedding congratulations for status witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Terrific text about marriage wishes for sms - Sms message text №101 - Sms l e n g t h: 182 l e t.
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds! ' I gifted her a weighing scale.

Terrific text about marriage wishes for sms - Sms message text №102 - Sms l e n g t h: 162 l e t.
Nothing in this world could ever be as wonderful as the luv you have given me your luv makes my days so very bright, jst knowing you are my darling wife(Husband).

Terrific text about marriage wishes for sms - Sms message text №103 - Sms l e n g t h: 131 l e t.
On this special day, best wishes go to you, that this wonderful luv you share, lasts ur lifetime through. Happy anniversary to you.

Terrific text about marriage wishes for sms - Sms message text №104 - Sms l e n g t h: 119 l e t.
On ur wedding day we ponder all the stages that u've known from the time that U were little until now that U are grown.

Terrific text about marriage wishes for sms - Sms message text №105 - Sms l e n g t h: 173 l e t.
One day a man inserted an 'Advertisement' in the local classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine'.

Terrific text about marriage wishes for sms - Sms message text №106 - Sms l e n g t h: 209 l e t.
Over the phone: 'Hey! Sorry man I couldn't be there on your wedding day, but I really feel so happy for you two, here's my wishes for you all the best of health, happiness and prosperity for your married life!

Terrific text about marriage wishes for sms - Sms message text №107 - Sms l e n g t h: 137 l e t.
Philosophy of life? At the beginning of married life, every girl treats her husband as god, later on somehow that alphabets got reversed!

Terrific text about marriage wishes for sms - Sms message text №108 - Sms l e n g t h: 135 l e t.
Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, the master of women'? Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

Terrific text about marriage wishes for sms - Sms message text №109 - Sms l e n g t h: 119 l e t.
Q: During marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse? A: He is given his last chance to run away!

Terrific text about marriage wishes for sms - Sms message text №110 - Sms l e n g t h: 96 l e t.
Q: If marriages are made in heaven, than what are made in hell? Answer: The days after marriage!

Terrific text about marriage wishes for sms - Sms message text №111 - Sms l e n g t h: 116 l e t.
Q: Why are husbands like lawn mowers? A: They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time!

Terrific text about marriage wishes for sms - Sms message text №112 - Sms l e n g t h: 80 l e t.
Q: Why do brides wear white? A: To blend in with everything else in the kitchen.

Terrific text about marriage wishes for sms - Sms message text №113 - Sms l e n g t h: 130 l e t.
Q: Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? A: It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

Terrific text about marriage wishes for sms - Sms message text №114 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.
Santa bought a car on loan... He didn't pay the dues, the bank took away his car. Santa: If I knew this, I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also!

Terrific text about marriage wishes for sms - Sms message text №115 - Sms l e n g t h: 188 l e t.
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes tuesdays, I go fridays.

Terrific text about marriage wishes for sms - Sms message text №116 - Sms l e n g t h: 127 l e t.
Telling a lie is fault 4 a little boy an art 4 a lover an accomplishment 4 a bachelor and a matter of survival 4 a married man.

Terrific text about marriage wishes for sms - Sms message text №117 - Sms l e n g t h: 78 l e t.
The definition of a perfect wife? - One who helps the husband with the dishes.

Terrific text about marriage wishes for sms - Sms message text №118 - Sms l e n g t h: 85 l e t.
The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him - Oscar wilde.

Terrific text about marriage wishes for sms - Sms message text №119 - Sms l e n g t h: 53 l e t.
The most dangerous food a man can eat is wedding cake

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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

When I was walking alone, I wished that I can reach da end of da road... But when U r walking with me, I wish the road never ends... Friend's forever

Friendship texts for sms messages

The love she has deep in her heart, always gives me a good jump start, she is the one who's love is true, thank U mom for being U

Mothers day greetings for sms messages

Little jack horner sat in the corner, eating of christmas pie: He put in his thumb, and pulled out a plum, and said, 'What a good boy am I'

Christmas greetings for sms messages

Brief is life but love is long

Love texts for sms messages

My valentine wish is that our love becomes stronger and stronger from valentine to valentine

Valentines day greetings for sms messages

Do you ever notice that anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, & anyone driving faster than you is a maniac'

Funny jokes for sms messages

Whoever U may be, whrever life leads U, ur always a mom's child, a dad's dream, a family's future, a frd's heart & sum1's life! Be d best of it

Motivational texts for sms messages

Which christmas is the most vivid to me? It's always the next christmas

Christmas greetings for sms messages

I have found the one whom my soul loves... - Song of solomon 3: 4

Love texts for sms messages

Always be on 'Their side' in some way, no matter what

Wisdom texts for sms messages