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Best sms sentences about wedding greetings for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many marriage texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about marriage for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about wedding greetings for status - Sms message text №61 - Sms l e n g t h: 115 l e t.
It's very hard to describe and not enough words to express. But give us just a minute and we'll try to do our best.

Best sms quotes about wedding greetings for status - Sms message text №62 - Sms l e n g t h: 92 l e t.
It's your wedding day so perfect & fine with all your friends round you to have a good time.

Best sms quotes about wedding greetings for status - Sms message text №63 - Sms l e n g t h: 355 l e t.
I've got a good friend who married a doctor. One day he told her: 'You need to do something to spice up our love-making'. Soon thereafter, he came home and found her in bed with another man who is also an M. D. 'Why? ' Asked her husband. 'You said I needed to do something to spice up our love-making - I just wanted to get a second opinion', she replied.

Best sms quotes about wedding greetings for status - Sms message text №64 - Sms l e n g t h: 65 l e t.
I've known many, liked not a few, loved only one, I toast to you.

Best sms quotes about wedding greetings for status - Sms message text №65 - Sms l e n g t h: 79 l e t.
I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again. - Noel coward.

Best sms quotes about wedding greetings for status - Sms message text №66 - Sms l e n g t h: 88 l e t.
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards. - Benjamin franklin.

Best sms quotes about wedding greetings for status - Sms message text №67 - Sms l e n g t h: 196 l e t.
Lawyer: 'What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning? ' Witness: 'He said, 'Where am i, cathy? ' Lawyer: 'And why did that upset you? ' Witness: 'My name is susan'.

Best sms quotes about wedding greetings for status - Sms message text №68 - Sms l e n g t h: 130 l e t.
Long after our anniversary, this greeting has been thrown away think of the thought behind it, each & everyday, happy anniversary.

Best sms quotes about wedding greetings for status - Sms message text №69 - Sms l e n g t h: 62 l e t.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

Best sms quotes about wedding greetings for status - Sms message text №70 - Sms l e n g t h: 180 l e t.
Love is patient, love is kind, it does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud, it is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs.

Best sms quotes about wedding greetings for status - Sms message text №71 - Sms l e n g t h: 156 l e t.
Man 1: I do not want to marry. Because I am afraid of all women. Man 2: Get marry soon. Then you will be afraid of only one woman and start loving the rest.

Best sms quotes about wedding greetings for status - Sms message text №72 - Sms l e n g t h: 140 l e t.
Man asked to his wife: Where do you want to go for our anniversary? She said: Some where I have never been! Man said: How about the kitchen?

Best sms quotes about wedding greetings for status - Sms message text №73 - Sms l e n g t h: 134 l e t.
Man: Is there any way for long life? Doctor: Get married. Man: Will it help? Doctor: No, but the thought of long life will never come.

Best sms quotes about wedding greetings for status - Sms message text №74 - Sms l e n g t h: 95 l e t.
Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success. - Jim backus.

Best sms quotes about wedding greetings for status - Sms message text №75 - Sms l e n g t h: 100 l e t.
Marriage - An institution in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her masters.

Best sms quotes about wedding greetings for status - Sms message text №76 - Sms l e n g t h: 79 l e t.
Marriage advice whenever you are wrong admit it whenever you are right shut up.

Best sms quotes about wedding greetings for status - Sms message text №77 - Sms l e n g t h: 67 l e t.
Marriage changes passion... Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

Best sms quotes about wedding greetings for status - Sms message text №78 - Sms l e n g t h: 106 l e t.
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma bombeck.

Best sms quotes about wedding greetings for status - Sms message text №79 - Sms l e n g t h: 74 l e t.
Marriage is a 3-ring circus - Engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.

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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

You are proof that god has a sense of humor

Insult texts for sms messages

One who smokes has a smoky heart - One who drinks has an alcoholic heart. So dear U must stop eating sweets as U r already a sweetehart

Sweet texts for sms messages

Life's short. If you don't look around once in a while, you might miss it

Friendship texts for sms messages

Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy, fat women. - Marion smith

Marriage greetings for sms messages

Your birthday is a time to dream of a bright new future that brings into your life all the things you desire! Wishing you a very happy birthday

Birthday greetings for sms messages

Sending you a jumbo-sized congratulations! You did it

Greetings texts for sms messages

Why do people have to lose things to find out what they really mean

Sad texts for sms messages

A sympathetic friend can be quite as dear as a brother

Friendship texts for sms messages

The love we give away is the only love we keep

Love texts for sms messages

To the beautiful couple in all the land, may your anniversary be happy and grand. Happy anniversary

Anniversary greetings for sms messages