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Best sms sentences about wedding greetings for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many marriage texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about marriage for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about wedding greetings for status - Sms message text №61 - Sms l e n g t h: 115 l e t.
It's very hard to describe and not enough words to express. But give us just a minute and we'll try to do our best.

Best sms quotes about wedding greetings for status - Sms message text №62 - Sms l e n g t h: 92 l e t.
It's your wedding day so perfect & fine with all your friends round you to have a good time.

Best sms quotes about wedding greetings for status - Sms message text №63 - Sms l e n g t h: 355 l e t.
I've got a good friend who married a doctor. One day he told her: 'You need to do something to spice up our love-making'. Soon thereafter, he came home and found her in bed with another man who is also an M. D. 'Why? ' Asked her husband. 'You said I needed to do something to spice up our love-making - I just wanted to get a second opinion', she replied.

Best sms quotes about wedding greetings for status - Sms message text №64 - Sms l e n g t h: 65 l e t.
I've known many, liked not a few, loved only one, I toast to you.

Best sms quotes about wedding greetings for status - Sms message text №65 - Sms l e n g t h: 79 l e t.
I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again. - Noel coward.

Best sms quotes about wedding greetings for status - Sms message text №66 - Sms l e n g t h: 88 l e t.
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards. - Benjamin franklin.

Best sms quotes about wedding greetings for status - Sms message text №67 - Sms l e n g t h: 196 l e t.
Lawyer: 'What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning? ' Witness: 'He said, 'Where am i, cathy? ' Lawyer: 'And why did that upset you? ' Witness: 'My name is susan'.

Best sms quotes about wedding greetings for status - Sms message text №68 - Sms l e n g t h: 130 l e t.
Long after our anniversary, this greeting has been thrown away think of the thought behind it, each & everyday, happy anniversary.

Best sms quotes about wedding greetings for status - Sms message text №69 - Sms l e n g t h: 62 l e t.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

Best sms quotes about wedding greetings for status - Sms message text №70 - Sms l e n g t h: 180 l e t.
Love is patient, love is kind, it does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud, it is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs.

Best sms quotes about wedding greetings for status - Sms message text №71 - Sms l e n g t h: 156 l e t.
Man 1: I do not want to marry. Because I am afraid of all women. Man 2: Get marry soon. Then you will be afraid of only one woman and start loving the rest.

Best sms quotes about wedding greetings for status - Sms message text №72 - Sms l e n g t h: 140 l e t.
Man asked to his wife: Where do you want to go for our anniversary? She said: Some where I have never been! Man said: How about the kitchen?

Best sms quotes about wedding greetings for status - Sms message text №73 - Sms l e n g t h: 134 l e t.
Man: Is there any way for long life? Doctor: Get married. Man: Will it help? Doctor: No, but the thought of long life will never come.

Best sms quotes about wedding greetings for status - Sms message text №74 - Sms l e n g t h: 95 l e t.
Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success. - Jim backus.

Best sms quotes about wedding greetings for status - Sms message text №75 - Sms l e n g t h: 100 l e t.
Marriage - An institution in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her masters.

Best sms quotes about wedding greetings for status - Sms message text №76 - Sms l e n g t h: 79 l e t.
Marriage advice whenever you are wrong admit it whenever you are right shut up.

Best sms quotes about wedding greetings for status - Sms message text №77 - Sms l e n g t h: 67 l e t.
Marriage changes passion... Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

Best sms quotes about wedding greetings for status - Sms message text №78 - Sms l e n g t h: 106 l e t.
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma bombeck.

Best sms quotes about wedding greetings for status - Sms message text №79 - Sms l e n g t h: 74 l e t.
Marriage is a 3-ring circus - Engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.

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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

I would love you only little when I would be able to say how much I love you!.. Kiss

Love texts for sms messages

When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her

Wife texts for sms messages

Forward to you friends and get funny replies!.. Imagine I am in jail what you thinks that what crime I had done reply must

Funny jokes for sms messages

Life is like a coin pleasure & pain are the two sides, only one side is visible at time, but remember other side also waiting 4 its turn

Motivational texts for sms messages

Little jack horner sat in the corner, eating of christmas pie: He put in his thumb, and pulled out a plum, and said, 'What a good boy am I'

Christmas greetings for sms messages

The only liberty an inferior man really cherishes is the liberty to quit work, stretch out in the sun, and scratch himself

Labour day greetings for sms messages

If you don't climb the mountain, you can't see the view

Thank texts for sms messages

Stay is a charming word in a friend's vocabulary

Friendship texts for sms messages

I advice-take care, I request-don't change, I wish don't forget me, I truth 'I mi$$ u' hope we'll always be good friend

Miss you texts for sms messages

You're right, I am a lying whore. I lied, size does matters

Break up texts for sms messages