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Best sms sentences about wedding greetings for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many marriage texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about marriage for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about wedding greetings for status - Sms message text №61 - Sms l e n g t h: 115 l e t.
It's very hard to describe and not enough words to express. But give us just a minute and we'll try to do our best.

Best sms quotes about wedding greetings for status - Sms message text №62 - Sms l e n g t h: 92 l e t.
It's your wedding day so perfect & fine with all your friends round you to have a good time.

Best sms quotes about wedding greetings for status - Sms message text №63 - Sms l e n g t h: 355 l e t.
I've got a good friend who married a doctor. One day he told her: 'You need to do something to spice up our love-making'. Soon thereafter, he came home and found her in bed with another man who is also an M. D. 'Why? ' Asked her husband. 'You said I needed to do something to spice up our love-making - I just wanted to get a second opinion', she replied.

Best sms quotes about wedding greetings for status - Sms message text №64 - Sms l e n g t h: 65 l e t.
I've known many, liked not a few, loved only one, I toast to you.

Best sms quotes about wedding greetings for status - Sms message text №65 - Sms l e n g t h: 79 l e t.
I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again. - Noel coward.

Best sms quotes about wedding greetings for status - Sms message text №66 - Sms l e n g t h: 88 l e t.
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards. - Benjamin franklin.

Best sms quotes about wedding greetings for status - Sms message text №67 - Sms l e n g t h: 196 l e t.
Lawyer: 'What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning? ' Witness: 'He said, 'Where am i, cathy? ' Lawyer: 'And why did that upset you? ' Witness: 'My name is susan'.

Best sms quotes about wedding greetings for status - Sms message text №68 - Sms l e n g t h: 130 l e t.
Long after our anniversary, this greeting has been thrown away think of the thought behind it, each & everyday, happy anniversary.

Best sms quotes about wedding greetings for status - Sms message text №69 - Sms l e n g t h: 62 l e t.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

Best sms quotes about wedding greetings for status - Sms message text №70 - Sms l e n g t h: 180 l e t.
Love is patient, love is kind, it does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud, it is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs.

Best sms quotes about wedding greetings for status - Sms message text №71 - Sms l e n g t h: 156 l e t.
Man 1: I do not want to marry. Because I am afraid of all women. Man 2: Get marry soon. Then you will be afraid of only one woman and start loving the rest.

Best sms quotes about wedding greetings for status - Sms message text №72 - Sms l e n g t h: 140 l e t.
Man asked to his wife: Where do you want to go for our anniversary? She said: Some where I have never been! Man said: How about the kitchen?

Best sms quotes about wedding greetings for status - Sms message text №73 - Sms l e n g t h: 134 l e t.
Man: Is there any way for long life? Doctor: Get married. Man: Will it help? Doctor: No, but the thought of long life will never come.

Best sms quotes about wedding greetings for status - Sms message text №74 - Sms l e n g t h: 95 l e t.
Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success. - Jim backus.

Best sms quotes about wedding greetings for status - Sms message text №75 - Sms l e n g t h: 100 l e t.
Marriage - An institution in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her masters.

Best sms quotes about wedding greetings for status - Sms message text №76 - Sms l e n g t h: 79 l e t.
Marriage advice whenever you are wrong admit it whenever you are right shut up.

Best sms quotes about wedding greetings for status - Sms message text №77 - Sms l e n g t h: 67 l e t.
Marriage changes passion... Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

Best sms quotes about wedding greetings for status - Sms message text №78 - Sms l e n g t h: 106 l e t.
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma bombeck.

Best sms quotes about wedding greetings for status - Sms message text №79 - Sms l e n g t h: 74 l e t.
Marriage is a 3-ring circus - Engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.

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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

My eyes are eager to see you, my ears are eager to listen you, my lips are eager to kiss you, and my dreams in night are eager to welcome you

Kiss texts for sms messages

We expect teachers to handle teenage pregnancy, substance abuse, and the failings of the family. Then we expect them to educate our children

Teachers day greetings for sms messages

Our friendship is a blank cheque, its an asset not a liberty, always a credit not debit, always a profit not a loss, hope it will not bounce

Friendship texts for sms messages

Why do we all marry? Because romance is not the only element of life. We should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity & tragedy of life

Marriage greetings for sms messages

I will remember him not as the one who broke my heart but as the one who taught me how to live with broken heart still... Love you swt heart

Break up texts for sms messages

The happiest of wishes for a halloween, that will be happy in every way for someone like you

Halloween texts for sms messages

The world would b a lonely place without the 1 that puts smile on my face

Smile jokes for sms messages

Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born

Friendship texts for sms messages

To love is to destroy, and that to be loved is to be the one destroyed

Love texts for sms messages

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese proverb

April fool jokes for sms messages