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Funny sms quotes for status - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many terrific text about laughing for sms for every occasion. In this collection you will find good joke sms contents for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №481 - Sms l e n g t h: 226 l e t.
Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived. The judge called for orderly testimony. 'I'll hear the oldest first, ' He decreed. The case was closed for lack of evidence.

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №482 - Sms l e n g t h: 96 l e t.
Sex is like programing - One mistake, and you will have to support it for the rest of your life.

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №483 - Sms l e n g t h: 91 l e t.
Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №484 - Sms l e n g t h: 43 l e t.
She ran off quicker than shit off a shovel.

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №485 - Sms l e n g t h: 43 l e t.
She's angrier than a bear with a sore head.

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №486 - Sms l e n g t h: 31 l e t.
She's as fit as a butchers dog.

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №487 - Sms l e n g t h: 59 l e t.
She's been engaged more times than a telephone switchboard!

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №488 - Sms l e n g t h: 57 l e t.
She's been up and down more times than a whore's drawers.

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №489 - Sms l e n g t h: 36 l e t.
She's dressed up like a dogs dinner.

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №490 - Sms l e n g t h: 51 l e t.
She's got a face like a picture - It needs hanging.

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №491 - Sms l e n g t h: 50 l e t.
She's got a face squeezed like a squeezed tea bag.

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №492 - Sms l e n g t h: 59 l e t.
She's got half the black forest hanging out of her armpits.

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №493 - Sms l e n g t h: 50 l e t.
She's got more wrinkles than an elephants scrotum.

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №494 - Sms l e n g t h: 51 l e t.
She's had more pricks than a second hand dartboard.

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №495 - Sms l e n g t h: 75 l e t.
She's more nervous than a long-tailed dog in a room full of rocking chairs.

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №496 - Sms l e n g t h: 42 l e t.
She's seen more ceilings than michelagelo.

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №497 - Sms l e n g t h: 50 l e t.
She's stroked more wood than a furniture polisher.

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №498 - Sms l e n g t h: 149 l e t.
Sincere apology: If U dont like any of my sms & don t like 2 read, or if my msgs disturb U then plz don t hesitate, feel free to throw ur mobile out!

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №499 - Sms l e n g t h: 61 l e t.
Smile, its the second best thing you could do with your lips.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 6 March 2025
Jewish calendar: 15 Adar Aleph 5775
Islamic calendar: 15 Jumada al-Ula 1436
Chinese calendar: 16 day 1 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• World Day of Prayer (International)
• Dentist Day (USA)
• National Anthem Day (Ukraine)
• Shushan Purim (Jewish)
• Independence Day (Ghana)
• Foundation Day (Norfolk Island)
• Arbor Day (Tennessee, USA)
• Employee Appreciation Day (USA)
• Professional Sergeants Day (Ukraine)
• Birth of Imam Zain-ul-Abideen (Shia Islam)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

From a commercial point of view, if christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it. - Katharine whitehorn

Christmas greetings for sms messages

Loving U is not just having a cup of coffee. It still takes me time to add in sugar and milk to make it sweeter and pure

Love texts for sms messages

Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - Your money or your feet

Christmas greetings for sms messages

Love is like war, easy to start, difficult to finish

Love texts for sms messages

So I guess that I am the loser cause you have found someone new but I am still here, still all alone just crying over you

Broken heart texts for sms messages

Life ends when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing and love ends when you stop caring. So dream, hope and love... Make life beautiful

Love texts for sms messages

Remember me and bare in mind a faithful girl is hard to find this is always good and true so don't go changing old for new

Break up texts for sms messages

In real love you want the other person's good. In romantic love, you want the other person. Margaret chase smith

Love texts for sms messages

I thank you for your kindness I will not soon forget you're one of the nicest people I have ever met

Boss day texts for sms messages

I used to dream of eyes so blue and loving arms to hold me. I used to dream of heroic knights and how gracious they would be

Love texts for sms messages