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Funny sms quotes for status - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many terrific text about laughing for sms for every occasion. In this collection you will find good joke sms contents for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №481 - Sms l e n g t h: 226 l e t.
Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived. The judge called for orderly testimony. 'I'll hear the oldest first, ' He decreed. The case was closed for lack of evidence.

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №482 - Sms l e n g t h: 96 l e t.
Sex is like programing - One mistake, and you will have to support it for the rest of your life.

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №483 - Sms l e n g t h: 91 l e t.
Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №484 - Sms l e n g t h: 43 l e t.
She ran off quicker than shit off a shovel.

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №485 - Sms l e n g t h: 43 l e t.
She's angrier than a bear with a sore head.

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №486 - Sms l e n g t h: 31 l e t.
She's as fit as a butchers dog.

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №487 - Sms l e n g t h: 59 l e t.
She's been engaged more times than a telephone switchboard!

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №488 - Sms l e n g t h: 57 l e t.
She's been up and down more times than a whore's drawers.

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №489 - Sms l e n g t h: 36 l e t.
She's dressed up like a dogs dinner.

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №490 - Sms l e n g t h: 51 l e t.
She's got a face like a picture - It needs hanging.

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №491 - Sms l e n g t h: 50 l e t.
She's got a face squeezed like a squeezed tea bag.

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №492 - Sms l e n g t h: 59 l e t.
She's got half the black forest hanging out of her armpits.

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №493 - Sms l e n g t h: 50 l e t.
She's got more wrinkles than an elephants scrotum.

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №494 - Sms l e n g t h: 51 l e t.
She's had more pricks than a second hand dartboard.

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №495 - Sms l e n g t h: 75 l e t.
She's more nervous than a long-tailed dog in a room full of rocking chairs.

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №496 - Sms l e n g t h: 42 l e t.
She's seen more ceilings than michelagelo.

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №497 - Sms l e n g t h: 50 l e t.
She's stroked more wood than a furniture polisher.

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №498 - Sms l e n g t h: 149 l e t.
Sincere apology: If U dont like any of my sms & don t like 2 read, or if my msgs disturb U then plz don t hesitate, feel free to throw ur mobile out!

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №499 - Sms l e n g t h: 61 l e t.
Smile, its the second best thing you could do with your lips.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 22 September 2018
Jewish calendar: 9 Tishrei 5776
Islamic calendar: 8 Dhu al-Hijja 1436
Chinese calendar: 10 day 8 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Yom Kippur - Day of Atonement (Jewish)
• Day of Hajj (Islam)
• Partisan Glory Day (Ukraine)
• Independence Day (Bulgaria)
• Resistance Fighting Day (Estonia)
• Day of Languages of Kazakhstani People (Kazakhstan)
• Baltic Unity Day (Latvia)
• Independence Day (Mali)
• World Car Free Day (Global)
• Elephant Appreciation Day (Global)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Remember me and bare in mind a faithful girl is hard to find this is always good and true so don't go changing old for new

Break up texts for sms messages

In real love you want the other person's good. In romantic love, you want the other person. Margaret chase smith

Love texts for sms messages

I thank you for your kindness I will not soon forget you're one of the nicest people I have ever met

Boss day texts for sms messages

I used to dream of eyes so blue and loving arms to hold me. I used to dream of heroic knights and how gracious they would be

Love texts for sms messages

Thinking of you and the good times we spent make me smile! Happy birthday to a friend who is always close to my heart

Birthday greetings for sms messages

I don't need anyone to take advantage of my weaknesses or my strengths, I need someone who will appreciate me for everything that I am

Love texts for sms messages

It's your birthday, and you know what that means - You're another year older and another year cooler. Have 365 days of fun

Birthday greetings for sms messages

Falling in love is painful getting your heart broken is hurtful. I don't know what to do

Love texts for sms messages

Why do you think I sms you? Is it because I care? Or I miss you? Or I love U? Or I need you? No! It's because, I need a person for just time pass

April fool jokes for sms messages

Being in love is a patchwork of a thousand indescribable moments

Love texts for sms messages