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Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №481 - Sms l e n g t h: 226 l e t.
Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived. The judge called for orderly testimony. 'I'll hear the oldest first, ' He decreed. The case was closed for lack of evidence.

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №482 - Sms l e n g t h: 96 l e t.
Sex is like programing - One mistake, and you will have to support it for the rest of your life.

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №483 - Sms l e n g t h: 91 l e t.
Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №484 - Sms l e n g t h: 43 l e t.
She ran off quicker than shit off a shovel.

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №485 - Sms l e n g t h: 43 l e t.
She's angrier than a bear with a sore head.

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №486 - Sms l e n g t h: 31 l e t.
She's as fit as a butchers dog.

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №487 - Sms l e n g t h: 59 l e t.
She's been engaged more times than a telephone switchboard!

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №488 - Sms l e n g t h: 57 l e t.
She's been up and down more times than a whore's drawers.

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №489 - Sms l e n g t h: 36 l e t.
She's dressed up like a dogs dinner.

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №490 - Sms l e n g t h: 51 l e t.
She's got a face like a picture - It needs hanging.

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №491 - Sms l e n g t h: 50 l e t.
She's got a face squeezed like a squeezed tea bag.

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №492 - Sms l e n g t h: 59 l e t.
She's got half the black forest hanging out of her armpits.

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №493 - Sms l e n g t h: 50 l e t.
She's got more wrinkles than an elephants scrotum.

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №494 - Sms l e n g t h: 51 l e t.
She's had more pricks than a second hand dartboard.

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №495 - Sms l e n g t h: 75 l e t.
She's more nervous than a long-tailed dog in a room full of rocking chairs.

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №496 - Sms l e n g t h: 42 l e t.
She's seen more ceilings than michelagelo.

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №497 - Sms l e n g t h: 50 l e t.
She's stroked more wood than a furniture polisher.

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №498 - Sms l e n g t h: 149 l e t.
Sincere apology: If U dont like any of my sms & don t like 2 read, or if my msgs disturb U then plz don t hesitate, feel free to throw ur mobile out!

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №499 - Sms l e n g t h: 61 l e t.
Smile, its the second best thing you could do with your lips.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 28 April 2024
Jewish calendar: 9 Iyar 5775
Islamic calendar: 9 Rajab 1436
Chinese calendar: 10 day 3 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• International Workers Memorial Day (International)
• World Day for Safety and Health at Work (United Nations)
• Statehood Day (Maryland, USA)
• Day of Mourning for Persons Killed or Injured in the Workplace (Canada)
• National Day (Sardinia, Italy)
• Mujahideen Victory Day (Afghanistan)
• National Heroes Day (Barbados)
• Birth of Ali al-Asghar (Islam)
• Hung Kings Temple Festival (Vietnam)
• Interior Ministry Cryptographic Service Foundation Day (Russia)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream - Not only plan, but also believe

Graduation greetings for sms messages

1. Never laugh at your wife's choices - You are one of them. 2. Never be proud of your choices - Your wife is one of them

Wife texts for sms messages

Nobody teaches sun to rise, fish to swim, birds to fly, plant to grow, child to cry, & nobody teaches a heart to choose a friend like U... Good night

Good night texts for sms messages

My valentine wish is that our love becomes stronger and stronger from valentine to valentine

Valentines day greetings for sms messages

The lovely good morning messege does not means to disturb you. But it means that you are my first think of the day. Good morning

Good morning texts for sms messages

Everything I've longed for you've made my dreams come true. But the greatest gift of all is being loved by you with love on valentines day

Valentines day greetings for sms messages

I just love when morning gets here, because I can send a great big good morning sms to my best friend. What a lovely way to start my day

Good morning texts for sms messages

When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, & think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, & the day I met U

Thank texts for sms messages

May on this good friday we start it with fasting and prayers so that we can bring god's mercy and forgiveness on all mankind lets pray together

Good friday greetings for sms messages

We will always be thankful to you for all the hard work and efforts you have put in, for educating us. Happy teachers day

Teachers day greetings for sms messages