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Funny sms quotes for status - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many terrific text about laughing for sms for every occasion. In this collection you will find good joke sms contents for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №481 - Sms l e n g t h: 226 l e t.
Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived. The judge called for orderly testimony. 'I'll hear the oldest first, ' He decreed. The case was closed for lack of evidence.

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №482 - Sms l e n g t h: 96 l e t.
Sex is like programing - One mistake, and you will have to support it for the rest of your life.

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №483 - Sms l e n g t h: 91 l e t.
Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №484 - Sms l e n g t h: 43 l e t.
She ran off quicker than shit off a shovel.

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №485 - Sms l e n g t h: 43 l e t.
She's angrier than a bear with a sore head.

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №486 - Sms l e n g t h: 31 l e t.
She's as fit as a butchers dog.

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №487 - Sms l e n g t h: 59 l e t.
She's been engaged more times than a telephone switchboard!

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №488 - Sms l e n g t h: 57 l e t.
She's been up and down more times than a whore's drawers.

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №489 - Sms l e n g t h: 36 l e t.
She's dressed up like a dogs dinner.

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №490 - Sms l e n g t h: 51 l e t.
She's got a face like a picture - It needs hanging.

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №491 - Sms l e n g t h: 50 l e t.
She's got a face squeezed like a squeezed tea bag.

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №492 - Sms l e n g t h: 59 l e t.
She's got half the black forest hanging out of her armpits.

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №493 - Sms l e n g t h: 50 l e t.
She's got more wrinkles than an elephants scrotum.

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №494 - Sms l e n g t h: 51 l e t.
She's had more pricks than a second hand dartboard.

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №495 - Sms l e n g t h: 75 l e t.
She's more nervous than a long-tailed dog in a room full of rocking chairs.

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №496 - Sms l e n g t h: 42 l e t.
She's seen more ceilings than michelagelo.

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №497 - Sms l e n g t h: 50 l e t.
She's stroked more wood than a furniture polisher.

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №498 - Sms l e n g t h: 149 l e t.
Sincere apology: If U dont like any of my sms & don t like 2 read, or if my msgs disturb U then plz don t hesitate, feel free to throw ur mobile out!

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №499 - Sms l e n g t h: 61 l e t.
Smile, its the second best thing you could do with your lips.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 27 July 2017
Jewish calendar: 11 Av 5775
Islamic calendar: 10 Shawwal 1436
Chinese calendar: 12 day 6 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Day After the Commemoration of the Assault of the Moncada Garrison (Cuba)
• National Sleepy Head Day (Finland)
• Victory Day - Fatherland Liberation War Day (Northern Korea)
• Remembrance Day - Day for Martyrs and Wounded Soldiers (Vietnam)
• Martyrs and Invalids Day (Vietnam)
• Battle of Hunayn Day (Islam)
• Ghaibat-e-Kubra-e-Imam-e-Zaman - Start of the Greater Occultation Day (Shia Islam)
• Iglesia Ni Cristo Day (Philippines)
• Jose Celso Barbosa Day (Puerto Rico)
• Shiite Rebellion Day (Iraq)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Group of sheep in field, one says I dont feel well. The others reply shut the fuck up your get us all shot

Rude texts for sms messages

A chicken sandwidch walked into the bar, ordered some food and beer. The bartender says: 'Sorry, we don't serve food here'

Funny jokes for sms messages

Nobody teaches the fish to swim, a birds to fly, a cows to moo, a dogs to bark. They just do & nobody teach me to think of you I just do

Romantic texts for sms messages

We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a little of each other everywhere

Friendship texts for sms messages

I love so much my heart is sure. As time goes on I love you more, your happy smile. Your loving face no1 will ever take your place

Romantic texts for sms messages

The best time to make friends is before you need them. - Ethel barrymore

Friendship texts for sms messages

When do you know you are overweight?.. When you are sunbathing on the beach and a greenpeace-activist tries to roll you back into the sea

Riddle, puzzle for sms messages

On a silent night when friend r few, I close my eyes and fink of U, a silent nite, a silent tear, a silent wish, dat U were here

Friendship texts for sms messages

Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it

Retirement texts for sms messages

It takes years to build up trust, and just seconds to destroy it

Friendship texts for sms messages