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Funny sms quotes for status - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many terrific text about laughing for sms for every occasion. In this collection you will find good joke sms contents for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №481 - Sms l e n g t h: 226 l e t.
Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived. The judge called for orderly testimony. 'I'll hear the oldest first, ' He decreed. The case was closed for lack of evidence.

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №482 - Sms l e n g t h: 96 l e t.
Sex is like programing - One mistake, and you will have to support it for the rest of your life.

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №483 - Sms l e n g t h: 91 l e t.
Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №484 - Sms l e n g t h: 43 l e t.
She ran off quicker than shit off a shovel.

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №485 - Sms l e n g t h: 43 l e t.
She's angrier than a bear with a sore head.

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №486 - Sms l e n g t h: 31 l e t.
She's as fit as a butchers dog.

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №487 - Sms l e n g t h: 59 l e t.
She's been engaged more times than a telephone switchboard!

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №488 - Sms l e n g t h: 57 l e t.
She's been up and down more times than a whore's drawers.

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №489 - Sms l e n g t h: 36 l e t.
She's dressed up like a dogs dinner.

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №490 - Sms l e n g t h: 51 l e t.
She's got a face like a picture - It needs hanging.

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №491 - Sms l e n g t h: 50 l e t.
She's got a face squeezed like a squeezed tea bag.

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №492 - Sms l e n g t h: 59 l e t.
She's got half the black forest hanging out of her armpits.

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №493 - Sms l e n g t h: 50 l e t.
She's got more wrinkles than an elephants scrotum.

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №494 - Sms l e n g t h: 51 l e t.
She's had more pricks than a second hand dartboard.

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №495 - Sms l e n g t h: 75 l e t.
She's more nervous than a long-tailed dog in a room full of rocking chairs.

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №496 - Sms l e n g t h: 42 l e t.
She's seen more ceilings than michelagelo.

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №497 - Sms l e n g t h: 50 l e t.
She's stroked more wood than a furniture polisher.

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №498 - Sms l e n g t h: 149 l e t.
Sincere apology: If U dont like any of my sms & don t like 2 read, or if my msgs disturb U then plz don t hesitate, feel free to throw ur mobile out!

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №499 - Sms l e n g t h: 61 l e t.
Smile, its the second best thing you could do with your lips.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 17 July 2019
Jewish calendar: 1 Av 5775
Islamic calendar: 30 Ramadan 1436
Chinese calendar: 2 day 6 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• World Day for International Justice (International)
• Constitution Day (South Korea)
• Ethnographer Day (Ukraine)
• Navy Aviation Day (Russia)
• Ethnographer Day (Russia)
• Independence Day (Slovakia)
• Yellow Pigs Day (Slovakia)
• Quick Chek New Jersey Festival of Ballooning (New Jersey, USA)
• Gion Matsuri - The Gion Festival (Kyoto, Japan)
• Munoz Rivera Day (Puerto Rico)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

It's wrong that alcohol makes you fat... It doesn't! It actually makes you lean... Against bars, poles, walls, friends and strangers! Cheers

Naughty texts for sms messages

Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen

Friendship texts for sms messages

That sorrow is heavy which bows the head, when love is alive and hope is dead

Motivational texts for sms messages

A friend hears the song in my heart and sings it to me when my memory fails

Friendship texts for sms messages

Don't get disappointed whenever U fall, because only fallen leaves have the power to touch great heights when wind blows

Motivational texts for sms messages

Sweet by light naughty by night angel from above just for you to love

Flirt texts for sms messages

Being a full-time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs... Since the payment is pure love. (Mildred B. Vermont)

Mothers day greetings for sms messages

Have you drilled the butterflies in your stomach gedresseerd? I haven't

Flirt texts for sms messages

You know you love someone when the mere thought of losing them brings you to tears

Miss you texts for sms messages

Thanks for always being there for me. I'll always love you. Happy father's day

Fathers day greetings for sms messages