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terrific text about laughing for sms

Funny sms quotes for status - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many terrific text about laughing for sms for every occasion. In this collection you will find good joke sms contents for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №481 - Sms l e n g t h: 226 l e t.
Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived. The judge called for orderly testimony. 'I'll hear the oldest first, ' He decreed. The case was closed for lack of evidence.

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №482 - Sms l e n g t h: 96 l e t.
Sex is like programing - One mistake, and you will have to support it for the rest of your life.

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №483 - Sms l e n g t h: 91 l e t.
Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №484 - Sms l e n g t h: 43 l e t.
She ran off quicker than shit off a shovel.

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №485 - Sms l e n g t h: 43 l e t.
She's angrier than a bear with a sore head.

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №486 - Sms l e n g t h: 31 l e t.
She's as fit as a butchers dog.

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №487 - Sms l e n g t h: 59 l e t.
She's been engaged more times than a telephone switchboard!

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №488 - Sms l e n g t h: 57 l e t.
She's been up and down more times than a whore's drawers.

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №489 - Sms l e n g t h: 36 l e t.
She's dressed up like a dogs dinner.

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №490 - Sms l e n g t h: 51 l e t.
She's got a face like a picture - It needs hanging.

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №491 - Sms l e n g t h: 50 l e t.
She's got a face squeezed like a squeezed tea bag.

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №492 - Sms l e n g t h: 59 l e t.
She's got half the black forest hanging out of her armpits.

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №493 - Sms l e n g t h: 50 l e t.
She's got more wrinkles than an elephants scrotum.

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №494 - Sms l e n g t h: 51 l e t.
She's had more pricks than a second hand dartboard.

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №495 - Sms l e n g t h: 75 l e t.
She's more nervous than a long-tailed dog in a room full of rocking chairs.

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №496 - Sms l e n g t h: 42 l e t.
She's seen more ceilings than michelagelo.

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №497 - Sms l e n g t h: 50 l e t.
She's stroked more wood than a furniture polisher.

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №498 - Sms l e n g t h: 149 l e t.
Sincere apology: If U dont like any of my sms & don t like 2 read, or if my msgs disturb U then plz don t hesitate, feel free to throw ur mobile out!

Super sms contents about joke for messages - Sms message text №499 - Sms l e n g t h: 61 l e t.
Smile, its the second best thing you could do with your lips.

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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Our friendship is a blank cheque, its an asset not a liberty, always a credit not debit, always a profit not a loss, hope it will not bounce

Friendship texts for sms messages

The worst thing about retirement is having to drink coffee on your own time

Retirement texts for sms messages

Life is 4 U, death is 4 me, being happy is 4 U, being sad is 4 me, being together is 4 U, being lonely is 4 me, everything 4 U but U r 4 me

Friendship texts for sms messages

Summer rain is soft and cool, so I go barefoot in a pool. But winter rain is cold, and pours, so I must watch it from indoors

Rainy day texts for sms messages

I was a beautiful baby. But they switched my in the hospital

Friendship texts for sms messages

Leave the tear, think of joy, forget the fear, hold the laugh, leave the pain, be joyous, because new year is coming! Happy new year

New year greetings for sms messages

Friendship is the golden thread that ties the heart of all the world. - John evelyn

Friendship texts for sms messages

Similarity between man & the letter 'Q' both r zero without that little thing hanging down below

Naughty texts for sms messages

Everyone hears what you say... Friends listen to what you say... Best friends listen to what you don't say

Friendship texts for sms messages

When one door of happiness closes, another opens - But often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has opened for us

Motivational texts for sms messages


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