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Greatest coarse texts for sms messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many best sms sentences about rough for letters for every occasion. In this collection you will find rude texts for facebook status witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Cool rude sms texts for messages - Sms message text №41 - Sms l e n g t h: 114 l e t.
One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not chinese, it must be you.

Cool rude sms texts for messages - Sms message text №42 - Sms l e n g t h: 95 l e t.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born smart & handsome, but what the hell happend to you?

Cool rude sms texts for messages - Sms message text №43 - Sms l e n g t h: 158 l e t.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head.

Cool rude sms texts for messages - Sms message text №44 - Sms l e n g t h: 81 l e t.
Sex is like maths: Add the bed, subtractclothes, divide the legs... And multiply!

Cool rude sms texts for messages - Sms message text №45 - Sms l e n g t h: 75 l e t.
Sorry! Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

Cool rude sms texts for messages - Sms message text №46 - Sms l e n g t h: 151 l e t.
The nhs regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident please report to your nearest hospital to be put down we apologise for any inconvenience.

Cool rude sms texts for messages - Sms message text №47 - Sms l e n g t h: 123 l e t.
The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers to. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?

Cool rude sms texts for messages - Sms message text №48 - Sms l e n g t h: 134 l e t.
There is hot sex, fast sex, group sex, safe sex, leather sex, telephone sex and for people wid a face like urs theres... Masturbation.

Cool rude sms texts for messages - Sms message text №49 - Sms l e n g t h: 128 l e t.
There is: Hot-sex, fast-sex, cuddle-sex, safe-sex, group-sex, sm-sex, telephone-sex, cyber-sex, and for people like you: No sex.

Cool rude sms texts for messages - Sms message text №50 - Sms l e n g t h: 87 l e t.
These waves warm me 4 us. We're bloody. Take me away so, I pretend I know it's so hard.

Cool rude sms texts for messages - Sms message text №51 - Sms l e n g t h: 149 l e t.
This is your mobile operator and we just found out you are too dumb to use your phone, so please put it on ground and start jumping on it. Thank you.

Cool rude sms texts for messages - Sms message text №52 - Sms l e n g t h: 141 l e t.
This sms can only be readed by someone sexy... Try again... Again... Maybe you are just not sexy?.. One more time... Hey don't force it ugly!

Cool rude sms texts for messages - Sms message text №53 - Sms l e n g t h: 147 l e t.
Three monkeys escaped from the zoo... One was caught watching tv... Another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message.

Cool rude sms texts for messages - Sms message text №54 - Sms l e n g t h: 108 l e t.
Today is the birthday of donald duck... Wish him happy birthday and send this sms to every cartoon as I did.

Cool rude sms texts for messages - Sms message text №55 - Sms l e n g t h: 138 l e t.
Today its cool to have small cars and small computers. Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too. Then you my friend will be the man!

Cool rude sms texts for messages - Sms message text №56 - Sms l e n g t h: 131 l e t.
U r the one who is charming U r the one who is intelligent U r the one who is cute and I am the one who is spreading these rumours.

Cool rude sms texts for messages - Sms message text №57 - Sms l e n g t h: 142 l e t.
Waitor: I'll have a chese fries, extra ranch. Two hot dogs, a bacon cheeseburger, an extra large milkshake with sprinkles &... Boy: U're ugly.

Cool rude sms texts for messages - Sms message text №58 - Sms l e n g t h: 152 l e t.
Wat's the diff between pulling a curtain and a panty? Ans: When U pull a curtain, it means tat the show is over but when U pull a panty the show begins.

Cool rude sms texts for messages - Sms message text №59 - Sms l e n g t h: 99 l e t.
What did the blondes womens left leg say to the blonde womens right leg? Don't know they never met!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 22 February 2018
Jewish calendar: 3 Adar Aleph 5775
Islamic calendar: 3 Jumada al-Ula 1436
Chinese calendar: 4 day 1 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• World Thinking Day (International)
• George Washington's Birthday (USA)
• Burgbrennen (Germany)
• International Day in Support of Victims of Crime (Russia)
• Burgbrennen (France)
• Burgbrennen (Belgium)
• People Power Day (Philippines)
• Burgbrennen (Luxembourg)
• Land Surveyor Day (Kyrgyzstan)
• People's Sunday (Malta)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

You may make mistakes, but you are not a failure until you start blaming someone else for it

Advice texts for sms messages

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you

Sorry texts for sms messages

In this world people will always throw stones in the path of ur success, it depends on U what you make from them a wall or a bridge

Motivational texts for sms messages

Love is like a golden chain that links our hearts together and if you ever break that chain youll break my heart 4ever

Love texts for sms messages

Love is a post card life is a visiting card wife is a memmery card but friendship is a reshon cadr becouse keep it safe

Greetings texts for sms messages

Without wearing any mask we are conscious of, we have a special face for each friend. - Oliver wendell holmes, journals, 1843

Friendship texts for sms messages

Love is the immortal flow of energy that nourishes, extends and preserves. Its eternal goal is life

Engagement texts for sms messages

In soft gleaming night of stars, may all your dreams come true. May every star of every night, bring love and joy to you. Happy birthday to you

Birthday greetings for sms messages

Silent gratitude isn't much use to anyone

Thank texts for sms messages

While raining, all bird pick shelter except eagle he goes over cloud & avoid rain attitude makes him king of sky

Rainy day texts for sms messages