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Well texts about crude for sms messages - Sms message text №21 - Sms l e n g t h: 105 l e t.
How many letters are in the alphabet? Nineteen. Because et went home on a UFO and the FBI went after him!

Well texts about crude for sms messages - Sms message text №22 - Sms l e n g t h: 165 l e t.
How women think about sex: At 8 ignore it, age 18 experience it, age 28 look 4 it, age 38 ask 4 it, age 48 beg 4 it, age 58 pay 4 it, age 68 pray it, age 78 4get it.

Well texts about crude for sms messages - Sms message text №23 - Sms l e n g t h: 94 l e t.
I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets one to get in and another to get out.

Well texts about crude for sms messages - Sms message text №24 - Sms l e n g t h: 152 l e t.
If ever I was rude to you, if ever I was angry with you, if ever I misbehaved with you, then don't hesitate, just slap yourself mistake is always yours.

Well texts about crude for sms messages - Sms message text №25 - Sms l e n g t h: 150 l e t.
If ever in your life U r very sad n feel that U have lost everything, I'll come, hold ur hand, take U 4 walk on a bridge and show U where 2 jump from.

Well texts about crude for sms messages - Sms message text №26 - Sms l e n g t h: 115 l e t.
If I were to make a dictionary cute = You sweet = You thoughtful = You good looking = You gorgeous = You liar = Me!

Well texts about crude for sms messages - Sms message text №27 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.
If your face had 'Welcome' written on it it would make a perfect doormat.

Well texts about crude for sms messages - Sms message text №28 - Sms l e n g t h: 137 l e t.
Kiss's r blown + kiss's r wasted kiss's rnt kiss's unless they r tasted, kiss's spread germz + germz hated, so kiss me babe im vacinated!

Well texts about crude for sms messages - Sms message text №29 - Sms l e n g t h: 124 l e t.
Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky... Then I thought where the fuck is my roof?

Well texts about crude for sms messages - Sms message text №30 - Sms l e n g t h: 116 l e t.
Look who's talking - I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: One to get in and another to get out.

Well texts about crude for sms messages - Sms message text №31 - Sms l e n g t h: 184 l e t.
Make love to ur girlfriend on valentine day. She'll give U good news on mothers day & u'll have a child on children`s day. Don't try this on everybody. Coz u'll have bad news on dec 1.

Well texts about crude for sms messages - Sms message text №32 - Sms l e n g t h: 121 l e t.
Mary had 2 little lambs their names were jack and gypsy. One day they got foot and mouth and now they're black andcrispy.

Well texts about crude for sms messages - Sms message text №33 - Sms l e n g t h: 102 l e t.
Mary had a little lamb she also had a duck, she put them on the mantlepiece to see if they would fuck!

Well texts about crude for sms messages - Sms message text №34 - Sms l e n g t h: 109 l e t.
Mary had a little lamb, its name was little ralph, its burnin in a field right nowcos its got foot and mouth.

Well texts about crude for sms messages - Sms message text №35 - Sms l e n g t h: 118 l e t.
Mary had a smelly minge with pubes as dark ascharcoal. So most the men go round the back and stick it up her arsehole!

Well texts about crude for sms messages - Sms message text №36 - Sms l e n g t h: 109 l e t.
Mum: Eat your vegetables. Kid: I hate vegetables! Mum: But they like U! Kid: That's because I don't eat them!

Well texts about crude for sms messages - Sms message text №37 - Sms l e n g t h: 116 l e t.
Nature is a miracle. One million years ago no one knew people would wear glasses but our ears are at the right spot.

Well texts about crude for sms messages - Sms message text №38 - Sms l e n g t h: 120 l e t.
News flash! Indian earthquake kills 50 000! USA sending food. Australia sendingclothes. Britain sending... Replacements.

Well texts about crude for sms messages - Sms message text №39 - Sms l e n g t h: 144 l e t.
Newsflash* the fa have just announced gary gliter the next englandcoach. The appontmentcollapsed after he tried to put seaman in the under 15's.

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Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 18 November 2017
Jewish calendar: 6 Kislev 5776
Islamic calendar: 5 Safar 1437
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Reasons for mms or sms greetings
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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

You are just like a bounty... A piece of paradise on earth

Flirt texts for sms messages

I hate you for not letting me have you

Broken heart texts for sms messages

Valentines day is a day of love no 1 gives me more love than you you brighten up my each day you deserve my undying love. Will you be my valentine

Valentines day greetings for sms messages

Why can a man not be handsome and intelligent at the same time?.. Because he would be a woman then

Riddle, puzzle for sms messages

When you left, I stopped smiling

Love texts for sms messages

A hug for you means I need you. A kiss for you means I love you. A call for you means I'm missing you

Kiss texts for sms messages

Lights on, door open, nobody at home

Funny jokes for sms messages

Long ago, men who sacrificed their love, youth, parents, identity, laughter and their happines were called saints! Now they are called husbands

Flirt texts for sms messages

Remember me and bare in mind a faithful girl is hard to find this is always good and true so don't go changing old for new

Break up texts for sms messages

Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness

Valentines day greetings for sms messages