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Well texts about crude for sms messages - Sms message text №21 - Sms l e n g t h: 105 l e t.
How many letters are in the alphabet? Nineteen. Because et went home on a UFO and the FBI went after him!

Well texts about crude for sms messages - Sms message text №22 - Sms l e n g t h: 165 l e t.
How women think about sex: At 8 ignore it, age 18 experience it, age 28 look 4 it, age 38 ask 4 it, age 48 beg 4 it, age 58 pay 4 it, age 68 pray it, age 78 4get it.

Well texts about crude for sms messages - Sms message text №23 - Sms l e n g t h: 94 l e t.
I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets one to get in and another to get out.

Well texts about crude for sms messages - Sms message text №24 - Sms l e n g t h: 152 l e t.
If ever I was rude to you, if ever I was angry with you, if ever I misbehaved with you, then don't hesitate, just slap yourself mistake is always yours.

Well texts about crude for sms messages - Sms message text №25 - Sms l e n g t h: 150 l e t.
If ever in your life U r very sad n feel that U have lost everything, I'll come, hold ur hand, take U 4 walk on a bridge and show U where 2 jump from.

Well texts about crude for sms messages - Sms message text №26 - Sms l e n g t h: 115 l e t.
If I were to make a dictionary cute = You sweet = You thoughtful = You good looking = You gorgeous = You liar = Me!

Well texts about crude for sms messages - Sms message text №27 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.
If your face had 'Welcome' written on it it would make a perfect doormat.

Well texts about crude for sms messages - Sms message text №28 - Sms l e n g t h: 137 l e t.
Kiss's r blown + kiss's r wasted kiss's rnt kiss's unless they r tasted, kiss's spread germz + germz hated, so kiss me babe im vacinated!

Well texts about crude for sms messages - Sms message text №29 - Sms l e n g t h: 124 l e t.
Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky... Then I thought where the fuck is my roof?

Well texts about crude for sms messages - Sms message text №30 - Sms l e n g t h: 116 l e t.
Look who's talking - I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: One to get in and another to get out.

Well texts about crude for sms messages - Sms message text №31 - Sms l e n g t h: 184 l e t.
Make love to ur girlfriend on valentine day. She'll give U good news on mothers day & u'll have a child on children`s day. Don't try this on everybody. Coz u'll have bad news on dec 1.

Well texts about crude for sms messages - Sms message text №32 - Sms l e n g t h: 121 l e t.
Mary had 2 little lambs their names were jack and gypsy. One day they got foot and mouth and now they're black andcrispy.

Well texts about crude for sms messages - Sms message text №33 - Sms l e n g t h: 102 l e t.
Mary had a little lamb she also had a duck, she put them on the mantlepiece to see if they would fuck!

Well texts about crude for sms messages - Sms message text №34 - Sms l e n g t h: 109 l e t.
Mary had a little lamb, its name was little ralph, its burnin in a field right nowcos its got foot and mouth.

Well texts about crude for sms messages - Sms message text №35 - Sms l e n g t h: 118 l e t.
Mary had a smelly minge with pubes as dark ascharcoal. So most the men go round the back and stick it up her arsehole!

Well texts about crude for sms messages - Sms message text №36 - Sms l e n g t h: 109 l e t.
Mum: Eat your vegetables. Kid: I hate vegetables! Mum: But they like U! Kid: That's because I don't eat them!

Well texts about crude for sms messages - Sms message text №37 - Sms l e n g t h: 116 l e t.
Nature is a miracle. One million years ago no one knew people would wear glasses but our ears are at the right spot.

Well texts about crude for sms messages - Sms message text №38 - Sms l e n g t h: 120 l e t.
News flash! Indian earthquake kills 50 000! USA sending food. Australia sendingclothes. Britain sending... Replacements.

Well texts about crude for sms messages - Sms message text №39 - Sms l e n g t h: 144 l e t.
Newsflash* the fa have just announced gary gliter the next englandcoach. The appontmentcollapsed after he tried to put seaman in the under 15's.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 21 August 2019
Jewish calendar: 6 Elul 5775
Islamic calendar: 6 Dhu al-Qa'da 1436
Chinese calendar: 8 day 7 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Statehood Day - Admission Day (Hawaii, USA)
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• Youth Day (Morocco)
• Buhe - transfiguration of Jesus Christ (Ethiopia)
• Buhe - Transfiguration of Jesus Christ (Eritrea)
• Gold Cup Parade Day (Prince Edward Island, Canada)
• Treaty of Hudaybiyyah Day (Islam)
• Gospel Day (Kosrae, Micronesia)
• Stribog Day (Ancient Slavs)
• Railway History Day (Estonia)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from thecondom factory

Rude texts for sms messages

I am waiting the moment when we can be together! I miss you

Miss you texts for sms messages

I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I love you

Love texts for sms messages

Hey ma love good morning its doesn't ask qestions but is da way 2 know da condition of one U love! Luv U

Good luck texts for sms messages

Friendship needs no words - It is solitude delivered from the anguish of loneliness. - Dag hammarskjold

Friendship texts for sms messages

Im dreaming of white christmas, with evrey christmas card I write, may your days be bright, & may all your christmases b white. Happy christmas

Christmas greetings for sms messages

You will fall for everything, if you don't stand for something

Wisdom texts for sms messages

'Congrats' U have been awarded an M. B. A degree for not smsing me. Mba means 'Member of bhikari association' kindly forward it 2 all M. B. A's

Rude texts for sms messages

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? - Well, it's the same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving

Marriage greetings for sms messages

Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends

Love texts for sms messages