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Well texts about crude for sms messages - Sms message text №21 - Sms l e n g t h: 105 l e t.
How many letters are in the alphabet? Nineteen. Because et went home on a UFO and the FBI went after him!

Well texts about crude for sms messages - Sms message text №22 - Sms l e n g t h: 165 l e t.
How women think about sex: At 8 ignore it, age 18 experience it, age 28 look 4 it, age 38 ask 4 it, age 48 beg 4 it, age 58 pay 4 it, age 68 pray it, age 78 4get it.

Well texts about crude for sms messages - Sms message text №23 - Sms l e n g t h: 94 l e t.
I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets one to get in and another to get out.

Well texts about crude for sms messages - Sms message text №24 - Sms l e n g t h: 152 l e t.
If ever I was rude to you, if ever I was angry with you, if ever I misbehaved with you, then don't hesitate, just slap yourself mistake is always yours.

Well texts about crude for sms messages - Sms message text №25 - Sms l e n g t h: 150 l e t.
If ever in your life U r very sad n feel that U have lost everything, I'll come, hold ur hand, take U 4 walk on a bridge and show U where 2 jump from.

Well texts about crude for sms messages - Sms message text №26 - Sms l e n g t h: 115 l e t.
If I were to make a dictionary cute = You sweet = You thoughtful = You good looking = You gorgeous = You liar = Me!

Well texts about crude for sms messages - Sms message text №27 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.
If your face had 'Welcome' written on it it would make a perfect doormat.

Well texts about crude for sms messages - Sms message text №28 - Sms l e n g t h: 137 l e t.
Kiss's r blown + kiss's r wasted kiss's rnt kiss's unless they r tasted, kiss's spread germz + germz hated, so kiss me babe im vacinated!

Well texts about crude for sms messages - Sms message text №29 - Sms l e n g t h: 124 l e t.
Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky... Then I thought where the fuck is my roof?

Well texts about crude for sms messages - Sms message text №30 - Sms l e n g t h: 116 l e t.
Look who's talking - I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: One to get in and another to get out.

Well texts about crude for sms messages - Sms message text №31 - Sms l e n g t h: 184 l e t.
Make love to ur girlfriend on valentine day. She'll give U good news on mothers day & u'll have a child on children`s day. Don't try this on everybody. Coz u'll have bad news on dec 1.

Well texts about crude for sms messages - Sms message text №32 - Sms l e n g t h: 121 l e t.
Mary had 2 little lambs their names were jack and gypsy. One day they got foot and mouth and now they're black andcrispy.

Well texts about crude for sms messages - Sms message text №33 - Sms l e n g t h: 102 l e t.
Mary had a little lamb she also had a duck, she put them on the mantlepiece to see if they would fuck!

Well texts about crude for sms messages - Sms message text №34 - Sms l e n g t h: 109 l e t.
Mary had a little lamb, its name was little ralph, its burnin in a field right nowcos its got foot and mouth.

Well texts about crude for sms messages - Sms message text №35 - Sms l e n g t h: 118 l e t.
Mary had a smelly minge with pubes as dark ascharcoal. So most the men go round the back and stick it up her arsehole!

Well texts about crude for sms messages - Sms message text №36 - Sms l e n g t h: 109 l e t.
Mum: Eat your vegetables. Kid: I hate vegetables! Mum: But they like U! Kid: That's because I don't eat them!

Well texts about crude for sms messages - Sms message text №37 - Sms l e n g t h: 116 l e t.
Nature is a miracle. One million years ago no one knew people would wear glasses but our ears are at the right spot.

Well texts about crude for sms messages - Sms message text №38 - Sms l e n g t h: 120 l e t.
News flash! Indian earthquake kills 50 000! USA sending food. Australia sendingclothes. Britain sending... Replacements.

Well texts about crude for sms messages - Sms message text №39 - Sms l e n g t h: 144 l e t.
Newsflash* the fa have just announced gary gliter the next englandcoach. The appontmentcollapsed after he tried to put seaman in the under 15's.

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Gregorian calendar: 4 February 2023
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Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

An apology is a good way to have the last word

Sorry texts for sms messages

Mom's smiles can brighten any moment mom's hugs put joy in all our days mom's love will stay with us forever & touch our lives in precious ways

Mothers day greetings for sms messages

It is best to love wisely, no doubt, but to love foolishly is better than not to be able to love at all

Love texts for sms messages

The sun has once brought brightness to earth! Lazy bone. It's time 2 wake up gd morning

Good morning texts for sms messages

Memories last forever, they simply never die, true friends stay together - They never say good-bye

Friendship texts for sms messages

This year, all I want is a gift bag filled with laughter & joy, with you. Merry christmas my dear

Christmas greetings for sms messages

Loyalty to friends and loyalty to certain basic principles are essential to success in any sphere

Advice texts for sms messages

The world would b a lonely place without the 1 that puts smile on my face

Smile jokes for sms messages

Within you I lose myself... Without you I find myself wanting to be lost again

Miss you texts for sms messages

In real love you want the other person's good. In romantic love, you want the other person. Margaret chase smith

Love texts for sms messages