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Well texts about crude for sms messages - Sms message text №21 - Sms l e n g t h: 105 l e t.
How many letters are in the alphabet? Nineteen. Because et went home on a UFO and the FBI went after him!

Well texts about crude for sms messages - Sms message text №22 - Sms l e n g t h: 165 l e t.
How women think about sex: At 8 ignore it, age 18 experience it, age 28 look 4 it, age 38 ask 4 it, age 48 beg 4 it, age 58 pay 4 it, age 68 pray it, age 78 4get it.

Well texts about crude for sms messages - Sms message text №23 - Sms l e n g t h: 94 l e t.
I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets one to get in and another to get out.

Well texts about crude for sms messages - Sms message text №24 - Sms l e n g t h: 152 l e t.
If ever I was rude to you, if ever I was angry with you, if ever I misbehaved with you, then don't hesitate, just slap yourself mistake is always yours.

Well texts about crude for sms messages - Sms message text №25 - Sms l e n g t h: 150 l e t.
If ever in your life U r very sad n feel that U have lost everything, I'll come, hold ur hand, take U 4 walk on a bridge and show U where 2 jump from.

Well texts about crude for sms messages - Sms message text №26 - Sms l e n g t h: 115 l e t.
If I were to make a dictionary cute = You sweet = You thoughtful = You good looking = You gorgeous = You liar = Me!

Well texts about crude for sms messages - Sms message text №27 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.
If your face had 'Welcome' written on it it would make a perfect doormat.

Well texts about crude for sms messages - Sms message text №28 - Sms l e n g t h: 137 l e t.
Kiss's r blown + kiss's r wasted kiss's rnt kiss's unless they r tasted, kiss's spread germz + germz hated, so kiss me babe im vacinated!

Well texts about crude for sms messages - Sms message text №29 - Sms l e n g t h: 124 l e t.
Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky... Then I thought where the fuck is my roof?

Well texts about crude for sms messages - Sms message text №30 - Sms l e n g t h: 116 l e t.
Look who's talking - I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: One to get in and another to get out.

Well texts about crude for sms messages - Sms message text №31 - Sms l e n g t h: 184 l e t.
Make love to ur girlfriend on valentine day. She'll give U good news on mothers day & u'll have a child on children`s day. Don't try this on everybody. Coz u'll have bad news on dec 1.

Well texts about crude for sms messages - Sms message text №32 - Sms l e n g t h: 121 l e t.
Mary had 2 little lambs their names were jack and gypsy. One day they got foot and mouth and now they're black andcrispy.

Well texts about crude for sms messages - Sms message text №33 - Sms l e n g t h: 102 l e t.
Mary had a little lamb she also had a duck, she put them on the mantlepiece to see if they would fuck!

Well texts about crude for sms messages - Sms message text №34 - Sms l e n g t h: 109 l e t.
Mary had a little lamb, its name was little ralph, its burnin in a field right nowcos its got foot and mouth.

Well texts about crude for sms messages - Sms message text №35 - Sms l e n g t h: 118 l e t.
Mary had a smelly minge with pubes as dark ascharcoal. So most the men go round the back and stick it up her arsehole!

Well texts about crude for sms messages - Sms message text №36 - Sms l e n g t h: 109 l e t.
Mum: Eat your vegetables. Kid: I hate vegetables! Mum: But they like U! Kid: That's because I don't eat them!

Well texts about crude for sms messages - Sms message text №37 - Sms l e n g t h: 116 l e t.
Nature is a miracle. One million years ago no one knew people would wear glasses but our ears are at the right spot.

Well texts about crude for sms messages - Sms message text №38 - Sms l e n g t h: 120 l e t.
News flash! Indian earthquake kills 50 000! USA sending food. Australia sendingclothes. Britain sending... Replacements.

Well texts about crude for sms messages - Sms message text №39 - Sms l e n g t h: 144 l e t.
Newsflash* the fa have just announced gary gliter the next englandcoach. The appontmentcollapsed after he tried to put seaman in the under 15's.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 16 July 2019
Jewish calendar: 29 Tammuz 5775
Islamic calendar: 29 Ramadan 1436
Chinese calendar: 1 day 6 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
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• Virgen del Carmen Day (Peru)
• Spiritual Love Day (Georgia)
• Our Lady of Mount Carmel Day (Chile)
• World Snake Day (International)
• Melon Day (Odessa, Ukraine)
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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

When love first came to earth, the spring spread rose-beds to receive him

Love texts for sms messages

The bautiful word is allah, most bautiful song is azan, bst exercize is namaz, world perfect book is quran, & you are so lucky if you are a musalman

Islamic texts for sms messages

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you

Funny jokes for sms messages

If all the boys lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be

Flirt texts for sms messages

A lost thing could I never find, nor a broken thing mend and I fear I shall be all alone when I get towards the end

Break up texts for sms messages

In love there are no impossibilities. - Janos arnay

Valentines day greetings for sms messages

Don't act your age (In retirement). Act like the inner young person you have always been

Retirement texts for sms messages

True love doesn't have a happy ending because true love doesn't end

Love texts for sms messages

Why didn't noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Insult texts for sms messages

If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long

Funny jokes for sms messages