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Well texts about crude for sms messages - Sms message text №21 - Sms l e n g t h: 105 l e t.
How many letters are in the alphabet? Nineteen. Because et went home on a UFO and the FBI went after him!

Well texts about crude for sms messages - Sms message text №22 - Sms l e n g t h: 165 l e t.
How women think about sex: At 8 ignore it, age 18 experience it, age 28 look 4 it, age 38 ask 4 it, age 48 beg 4 it, age 58 pay 4 it, age 68 pray it, age 78 4get it.

Well texts about crude for sms messages - Sms message text №23 - Sms l e n g t h: 94 l e t.
I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets one to get in and another to get out.

Well texts about crude for sms messages - Sms message text №24 - Sms l e n g t h: 152 l e t.
If ever I was rude to you, if ever I was angry with you, if ever I misbehaved with you, then don't hesitate, just slap yourself mistake is always yours.

Well texts about crude for sms messages - Sms message text №25 - Sms l e n g t h: 150 l e t.
If ever in your life U r very sad n feel that U have lost everything, I'll come, hold ur hand, take U 4 walk on a bridge and show U where 2 jump from.

Well texts about crude for sms messages - Sms message text №26 - Sms l e n g t h: 115 l e t.
If I were to make a dictionary cute = You sweet = You thoughtful = You good looking = You gorgeous = You liar = Me!

Well texts about crude for sms messages - Sms message text №27 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.
If your face had 'Welcome' written on it it would make a perfect doormat.

Well texts about crude for sms messages - Sms message text №28 - Sms l e n g t h: 137 l e t.
Kiss's r blown + kiss's r wasted kiss's rnt kiss's unless they r tasted, kiss's spread germz + germz hated, so kiss me babe im vacinated!

Well texts about crude for sms messages - Sms message text №29 - Sms l e n g t h: 124 l e t.
Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky... Then I thought where the fuck is my roof?

Well texts about crude for sms messages - Sms message text №30 - Sms l e n g t h: 116 l e t.
Look who's talking - I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: One to get in and another to get out.

Well texts about crude for sms messages - Sms message text №31 - Sms l e n g t h: 184 l e t.
Make love to ur girlfriend on valentine day. She'll give U good news on mothers day & u'll have a child on children`s day. Don't try this on everybody. Coz u'll have bad news on dec 1.

Well texts about crude for sms messages - Sms message text №32 - Sms l e n g t h: 121 l e t.
Mary had 2 little lambs their names were jack and gypsy. One day they got foot and mouth and now they're black andcrispy.

Well texts about crude for sms messages - Sms message text №33 - Sms l e n g t h: 102 l e t.
Mary had a little lamb she also had a duck, she put them on the mantlepiece to see if they would fuck!

Well texts about crude for sms messages - Sms message text №34 - Sms l e n g t h: 109 l e t.
Mary had a little lamb, its name was little ralph, its burnin in a field right nowcos its got foot and mouth.

Well texts about crude for sms messages - Sms message text №35 - Sms l e n g t h: 118 l e t.
Mary had a smelly minge with pubes as dark ascharcoal. So most the men go round the back and stick it up her arsehole!

Well texts about crude for sms messages - Sms message text №36 - Sms l e n g t h: 109 l e t.
Mum: Eat your vegetables. Kid: I hate vegetables! Mum: But they like U! Kid: That's because I don't eat them!

Well texts about crude for sms messages - Sms message text №37 - Sms l e n g t h: 116 l e t.
Nature is a miracle. One million years ago no one knew people would wear glasses but our ears are at the right spot.

Well texts about crude for sms messages - Sms message text №38 - Sms l e n g t h: 120 l e t.
News flash! Indian earthquake kills 50 000! USA sending food. Australia sendingclothes. Britain sending... Replacements.

Well texts about crude for sms messages - Sms message text №39 - Sms l e n g t h: 144 l e t.
Newsflash* the fa have just announced gary gliter the next englandcoach. The appontmentcollapsed after he tried to put seaman in the under 15's.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 30 May 2023
Jewish calendar: 12 Sivan 5775
Islamic calendar: 11 Sha'ban 1436
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Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

If I had one wish I would give you a long and tender kiss and if I had two wishes then I would choose to do it over again

Kiss texts for sms messages

Love is something special, a treasure I want to find... To others, love is blind but for me, its not true, coz when I fell in love... I saw you

Funny jokes for sms messages

The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on U

Flirt texts for sms messages

A lovely fact: Nobody in the world can have a crystal clear heart because everyone's heart has some scratches scribbled by their dear ones

Broken heart texts for sms messages

My eyes are blind without your eyes to see, like a rose without color. Always be there in my life sweetheart. Happy valentine's day

Valentines day greetings for sms messages

A short thing its get longer as U hold it & pass between woman's breast & enters into a small hole what is it

Riddle, puzzle for sms messages

We always thought we'd look back on our tears and laugh, but we never thought we'd look back on our laughter and cry

Love texts for sms messages

Your face looks like you've been using it as a doorstop your face would not only stop a door, but also most clocks and a herd of charging buffalo

Insult texts for sms messages

In a party a handsome guy asked a girl 'Are you going to dance? ' She felt so happy & said-'yes' & the guy said-'that's good, so can I have your chair

Funny jokes for sms messages

I love your eyes I love your smile. I cherish your ways I adore your style. What can I say? Your one of a kind & 24/7 you're on my mind

Flirt texts for sms messages