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Best sms sentences about rough for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many rude texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about rude for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №61 - Sms l e n g t h: 109 l e t.
Whats the difference between a mini tampon... A middle tampon and a large tampon?.. They r all stuck upcunts!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №62 - Sms l e n g t h: 121 l e t.
When I was young I begged god for a bike, but god does not work that way... So I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №63 - Sms l e n g t h: 57 l e t.
Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №64 - Sms l e n g t h: 33 l e t.
You are old & have a small penis!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №65 - Sms l e n g t h: 104 l e t.
You don't know the meaning of the word 'Fear' - But then again you don't know the meaning of most words.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №66 - Sms l e n g t h: 66 l e t.
Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from thecondom factory.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №67 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats you can make free calls!

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РУССКАЯ ВЕРСИЯ
Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 9 December 2019
Jewish calendar: 27 Kislev 5776
Islamic calendar: 26 Safar 1437
Chinese calendar: 28 day 10 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• International Anti-Corruption Day (United Nations)
• Constitution Day (Northern Marianas)
• Ministry of Internal Affairs Staff Divisions Foundation Day (Ukraine)
• Fatherland Heroes Day (Russia)
• Geologists Day (Tajikistan)
• Tanganyika Independence Day (Tanganyika, Tanzania)
• National Heroes Day (Antigua and Barbuda)
• Anna's Day (Finland)
• State and Municipal Workers Day (Ulyanovsk, Russia)
• Yuri's Day in the Autumn (Orthodox)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

The most I can do for my friend is simply be his friend. - Henry david thoreau

Friendship texts for sms messages

You cannot dream yourself into a character you must hammer and forge yourself 1

Cute texts for sms messages

Happy birthday! May all ur dreams and wishes cum true! Enjoy ur day

Birthday greetings for sms messages

When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, & think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, & the day I met U

Thank texts for sms messages

Other might have forgotten, but never can i, the flag of my country furls very high, happy independence day

Republic day greetings for sms messages

When the world around me goes insane, you are here to remind me that a few good things remain

Love texts for sms messages

Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending

Love texts for sms messages

When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower

Funny jokes for sms messages

Friendship needs no words - It is solitude delivered from the anguish of loneliness. - Dag hammarskjold

Friendship texts for sms messages

Merry christmas, may you be surrounded by all the things that bring christmas cheer

Christmas greetings for sms messages