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greatest coarse texts for sms messages

Best sms sentences about rough for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many rude texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about rude for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №61 - Sms l e n g t h: 109 l e t.
Whats the difference between a mini tampon... A middle tampon and a large tampon?.. They r all stuck upcunts!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №62 - Sms l e n g t h: 121 l e t.
When I was young I begged god for a bike, but god does not work that way... So I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №63 - Sms l e n g t h: 57 l e t.
Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №64 - Sms l e n g t h: 33 l e t.
You are old & have a small penis!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №65 - Sms l e n g t h: 104 l e t.
You don't know the meaning of the word 'Fear' - But then again you don't know the meaning of most words.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №66 - Sms l e n g t h: 66 l e t.
Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from thecondom factory.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №67 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats you can make free calls!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 28 April 2024
Jewish calendar: 9 Iyar 5775
Islamic calendar: 9 Rajab 1436
Chinese calendar: 10 day 3 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• International Workers Memorial Day (International)
• World Day for Safety and Health at Work (United Nations)
• Statehood Day (Maryland, USA)
• Day of Mourning for Persons Killed or Injured in the Workplace (Canada)
• National Day (Sardinia, Italy)
• Mujahideen Victory Day (Afghanistan)
• National Heroes Day (Barbados)
• Birth of Ali al-Asghar (Islam)
• Hung Kings Temple Festival (Vietnam)
• Interior Ministry Cryptographic Service Foundation Day (Russia)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Never drink tea or coffee at office hours, it will keep you awake

Funny jokes for sms messages

A real friend is someone who would feel loss if you jumped on a train, or in front of one

Friendship texts for sms messages

Da sounds of christmas, fill da air as we celebrate his birth wishing joy, 2 all mankind & peace 2 all on earth. (Merry christmas)

Christmas greetings for sms messages

Every sunset gives us one day less to live! But every sunrise give us one day more to hope! So, hope for the best. Good day and good luck

Wishes texts for sms messages

Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is forcing others to live as one wishes to live

Selfish texts for sms messages

Mom's smiles can brighten any moment mom's hugs put joy in all our days mom's love will stay with us forever & touch our lives in precious ways

Mothers day greetings for sms messages

Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get, it's what you are expected to give - Which is everything

Love texts for sms messages

Sending you a jumbo-sized congratulations! You did it

Greetings texts for sms messages

A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: 'Pint please, and one for the road'

Funny jokes for sms messages

May the love and happiness be with you all the year through and always. Happy father's day

Fathers day greetings for sms messages