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greatest coarse texts for sms messages

Best sms sentences about rough for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many rude texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about rude for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №61 - Sms l e n g t h: 109 l e t.
Whats the difference between a mini tampon... A middle tampon and a large tampon?.. They r all stuck upcunts!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №62 - Sms l e n g t h: 121 l e t.
When I was young I begged god for a bike, but god does not work that way... So I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №63 - Sms l e n g t h: 57 l e t.
Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №64 - Sms l e n g t h: 33 l e t.
You are old & have a small penis!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №65 - Sms l e n g t h: 104 l e t.
You don't know the meaning of the word 'Fear' - But then again you don't know the meaning of most words.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №66 - Sms l e n g t h: 66 l e t.
Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from thecondom factory.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №67 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats you can make free calls!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 23 December 2025
Jewish calendar: 11 Tevet 5776
Islamic calendar: 11 Rabi al-Awwal 1437
Chinese calendar: 13 day 11 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Suez Victory Day (Egypt)
• Air Force Cryptographic Communication and Secrecy Regime Workers Day (Ukraine)
• Air Force Long Range Aviation Day (Russia)
• Emperor Akihito Birthday (Japan)
• Torlaksmesse - Saint Thorlac's Day (Iceland)
• HumanLight - Humanists Vision of a Good Future (USA)
• All Levels Military Staffs Operational Management Day (Ukraine)
• Night of the Radishes (Oaxaca, Mexico)
• National Pfeffernuesse Day (USA)
• National Roots Day (USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

No matter the sky is black or blue, no matter there's stars or moon, as long as ur heart is true, sweet dreams will always be wif U. Gd nite

Greetings texts for sms messages

A love without indiscretion is no lover at all

Funny jokes for sms messages

It is easier for a father to have children than, for children to have a real father. I'm glad to have U dad, happy father's day

Fathers day greetings for sms messages

I know you think you broke my heart but I knew your game right from the start I saw your game and played it to so look here I play the jokes on you

Break up texts for sms messages

My love, words however special... Could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart

Valentines day greetings for sms messages

Good relations doesn't need any promises, any terms or conditions. It just need 2 wonderful people. Cute like me and sweet like you

Romantic texts for sms messages

It's ur wedding day so perfect & fine with all your friends round you to have a gud time

Marriage greetings for sms messages

Heaven is not the one which you see after your death, true heaven is the one which you can see here in my true love

Love texts for sms messages

I just love when morning gets here, because I can send a great big good morning sms to my best friend. What a lovely way to start my day

Good morning texts for sms messages

Like a fallen star U fel into my life. U made me smile wen thingz werent rite... If hugz were water id send U the C. N sail away 4eva jus U n me

Friendship texts for sms messages