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greatest coarse texts for sms messages

Best sms sentences about rough for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many rude texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about rude for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №61 - Sms l e n g t h: 109 l e t.
Whats the difference between a mini tampon... A middle tampon and a large tampon?.. They r all stuck upcunts!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №62 - Sms l e n g t h: 121 l e t.
When I was young I begged god for a bike, but god does not work that way... So I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №63 - Sms l e n g t h: 57 l e t.
Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №64 - Sms l e n g t h: 33 l e t.
You are old & have a small penis!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №65 - Sms l e n g t h: 104 l e t.
You don't know the meaning of the word 'Fear' - But then again you don't know the meaning of most words.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №66 - Sms l e n g t h: 66 l e t.
Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from thecondom factory.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №67 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats you can make free calls!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 20 October 2019
Jewish calendar: 7 Cheshvan 5776
Islamic calendar: 6 Muharram 1437
Chinese calendar: 8 day 9 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• World Osteoporosis Day (International)
• World Statistics Day (United Nations)
• International Chefs Day (International)
• Operational and Technical Units Day (Ukraine)
• Military Signalman Day (Russia)
• Navy Birthday (Russia)
• Communication Troops Day (Kyrgyzstan)
• Vietnamese Women's Day (Vietnam)
• Revolution Day (Guatemala)
• International Day of the Air Traffic Controller (International)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Im dreaming of white christmas, with evrey christmas card I write, may your days be bright, & may all your christmases b white. Happy christmas

Christmas greetings for sms messages

Women are like elephants to me. I like to look at them, but I wouldn't want to own one

Women day greetings for sms messages

Without love life waste, without story movie waste, without my sms ur cell waste & without ur smile my sms waste

Smile jokes for sms messages

Fallen flowers can not climb back. So do not think about the past. Love the present. Live for the future, with a beautiful & sweet smile

Motivational texts for sms messages

Love is the word used to label the sexual excitement of the young, the habituation of the middle-aged, and the mutual dependence of the old

Love texts for sms messages

Hey it's me hope all is well at your end, came by to say have a perfect day

Hello texts for sms messages

Do you ever notice that anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, & anyone driving faster than you is a maniac'

Funny jokes for sms messages

I know milk it does a body good, but damn how much have you been drinking

Flirt texts for sms messages

Remember me and bare in mind a faithful girl is hard to find this is always good and true so don't go changing old for new

Break up texts for sms messages

A small argument between a couple turns violent. Angry husband: Do not let the animal in me come out! Wife: Who is scared of a mouse

Wife texts for sms messages