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Best sms sentences about rough for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many rude texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about rude for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №61 - Sms l e n g t h: 109 l e t.
Whats the difference between a mini tampon... A middle tampon and a large tampon?.. They r all stuck upcunts!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №62 - Sms l e n g t h: 121 l e t.
When I was young I begged god for a bike, but god does not work that way... So I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №63 - Sms l e n g t h: 57 l e t.
Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №64 - Sms l e n g t h: 33 l e t.
You are old & have a small penis!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №65 - Sms l e n g t h: 104 l e t.
You don't know the meaning of the word 'Fear' - But then again you don't know the meaning of most words.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №66 - Sms l e n g t h: 66 l e t.
Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from thecondom factory.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №67 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats you can make free calls!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 26 January 2026
Jewish calendar: 6 Shvat 5775
Islamic calendar: 5 Rabi ath-Thani 1436
Chinese calendar: 7 day 12 month 4411 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Australia Day (Australia)
• Australia Day (Norfolk Island)
• Statehood Day (Michigan, USA)
• Republic Day (India)
• Joint Operational Command Day (Ukraine)
• Control and Auditing Department Day (Ukraine)
• International Recognition of the Independence Day (Latvia)
• Liberation Day (Uganda)
• Gourmet Festival (Saint Moritz, Switzerland)
• Ninooba - Saint Nino Day (Georgia)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

What is a flower without the sun? What is the earth without the sky? What am I without you? That is why I tell you... I love you

Valentines day greetings for sms messages

I have learned not to worry about love, but to honor its coming with all my heart

Romantic texts for sms messages

Marriage advice whenever you are wrong admit it whenever you are right shut up

Marriage greetings for sms messages

I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I love you

Love texts for sms messages

We believe good luck will do someday, something for us... But we don't know good luck is also waiting that we do something, someday

Good luck texts for sms messages

Mirrors should be able to think before reflecting the images

Friendship texts for sms messages

Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in your dreams

Cute texts for sms messages

Real friends are those who, when you feel you've made a fool of yourself, don't feel you've done a permanent job

April fool jokes for sms messages

You're the one I want, the one I need, but bad mistakes I've done indeed. In search for forgiveness and happiness too, I want to say that I love U

Sweet texts for sms messages

I hope your new year is filled with lots of fun. Have a great year ahead. Happy new year

New year greetings for sms messages