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greatest coarse texts for sms messages

Best sms sentences about rough for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many rude texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about rude for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №61 - Sms l e n g t h: 109 l e t.
Whats the difference between a mini tampon... A middle tampon and a large tampon?.. They r all stuck upcunts!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №62 - Sms l e n g t h: 121 l e t.
When I was young I begged god for a bike, but god does not work that way... So I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №63 - Sms l e n g t h: 57 l e t.
Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №64 - Sms l e n g t h: 33 l e t.
You are old & have a small penis!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №65 - Sms l e n g t h: 104 l e t.
You don't know the meaning of the word 'Fear' - But then again you don't know the meaning of most words.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №66 - Sms l e n g t h: 66 l e t.
Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from thecondom factory.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №67 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats you can make free calls!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 23 January 2026
Jewish calendar: 3 Shvat 5775
Islamic calendar: 2 Rabi ath-Thani 1436
Chinese calendar: 4 day 12 month 4411 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Bounty Day (Pitcairn Island, United Kingdom)
• Husband's Day (Iceland)
• Snowplow Mailbox Hockey Day (USA)
• Measure Your Feet Day (USA)
• National Rhubarb Pie Day (USA)
• National Handwriting Day (USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, & think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, & the day I met U

Thank texts for sms messages

Let us remember the golden heritage of our country and feel proud to be a part of india. Happy republic day

Republic day greetings for sms messages

When the world around me goes insane, you are here to remind me that a few good things remain

Love texts for sms messages

A lost love is never lost unless what's lost is the love for your lover

Love texts for sms messages

What is a divorce? A sign that two people cannot agree what to fight about

Funny jokes for sms messages

Friendship needs no words - It is solitude delivered from the anguish of loneliness. - Dag hammarskjold

Friendship texts for sms messages

May this sеаson of joy оpen dооrs to new оppоr unities and pаve new paths of suссess for you! Merry christmas

Christmas greetings for sms messages

Never fear from shadows. They simply mean there is some light nearby

Advice texts for sms messages

I'm sorry I brought this upon you, my boy. I'm sorry you must carry this burden. I'm sorry for everything

Sorry texts for sms messages

The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything. They just make the most of everything that comes along their way

Motivational texts for sms messages