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greatest coarse texts for sms messages

Best sms sentences about rough for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many rude texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about rude for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №61 - Sms l e n g t h: 109 l e t.
Whats the difference between a mini tampon... A middle tampon and a large tampon?.. They r all stuck upcunts!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №62 - Sms l e n g t h: 121 l e t.
When I was young I begged god for a bike, but god does not work that way... So I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №63 - Sms l e n g t h: 57 l e t.
Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №64 - Sms l e n g t h: 33 l e t.
You are old & have a small penis!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №65 - Sms l e n g t h: 104 l e t.
You don't know the meaning of the word 'Fear' - But then again you don't know the meaning of most words.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №66 - Sms l e n g t h: 66 l e t.
Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from thecondom factory.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №67 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats you can make free calls!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 25 November 2025
Jewish calendar: 13 Kislev 5776
Islamic calendar: 12 Safar 1437
Chinese calendar: 14 day 10 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• International Day for the Elimination of Violence against Women (United Nations)
• White Ribbon Day (New Zealand)
• Evacuation Day (New York, USA)
• Teachers Day (Indonesia)
• Railwayman Day (Poland)
• King Vajiravudh Day (Thailand)
• National Statehood Day (Bosnia and Herzegovina)
• Independence Day (Suriname)
• Day of the Accounting Act (Russia)
• Navy Captain Day (Russia)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching... Still searching... Get a good grip of your mobile... Still searching... No brains found

Funny jokes for sms messages

Alwayz b happy, alwayz wear a smile - Not bcoz life iz full of reasons 2 smile but bcoz ur smile itself is a reason 4 many otherz 2 smile

Flirt texts for sms messages

Most hurting line by a true love: If you will leave me, I promise you will come back once with your open eyes to see my closed eyes

Break up texts for sms messages

You could never guess how much happiness you've brought my way happy valentine's day

Valentines day greetings for sms messages

Set a place for me in your heart and not in your mind for the mind easily forgets but the heart always remembers. I love you

Romantic texts for sms messages

To the bride and groom - Live life to the fullest and remember, this is the first day of the rest of your life

Marriage greetings for sms messages

I like not only to be loved, but to be told that I am loved. - George elliot

Love texts for sms messages

Hey sleeping bird! Come back from the dreams new day has been started welcome to another lovely morning have a nice day

Good morning texts for sms messages

Our friendship is a blank cheque, its an asset not a liberty, always a credit not debit, always a profit not a loss, hope it will not bounce

Friendship texts for sms messages

Keep a special place for me in your heart, not in your mind! Keeping me in your mind can be dangerous for U because people say I am mind blowing

Cute texts for sms messages