Good


greatest coarse texts for sms messages

Best sms sentences about rough for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many rude texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about rude for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №61 - Sms l e n g t h: 109 l e t.
Whats the difference between a mini tampon... A middle tampon and a large tampon?.. They r all stuck upcunts!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №62 - Sms l e n g t h: 121 l e t.
When I was young I begged god for a bike, but god does not work that way... So I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №63 - Sms l e n g t h: 57 l e t.
Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №64 - Sms l e n g t h: 33 l e t.
You are old & have a small penis!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №65 - Sms l e n g t h: 104 l e t.
You don't know the meaning of the word 'Fear' - But then again you don't know the meaning of most words.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №66 - Sms l e n g t h: 66 l e t.
Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from thecondom factory.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №67 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats you can make free calls!

I would like to warn you against sanding some of this well rough sms ideas for status - Rude texts for sms messages read by you, may cause absolutely other emotions in a person whom you will send it. So think carefully before you send some perfect text about crude for sms, because each person differently understand your sms.


РУССКАЯ ВЕРСИЯ
Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 30 December 2025
Jewish calendar: 18 Tevet 5776
Islamic calendar: 18 Rabi al-Awwal 1437
Chinese calendar: 20 day 11 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Day of the Declaration of Slovakia as an Independent Ecclesiastic Province (Slovakia)
• Baby Day (Central African Republic)
• Republic Day (Madagascar)
• Birth of Umm Khultum bint Ali (Shia Islam)
• Soviet Union Foundation Day (Russia)
• Jose Rizal Day (Philippines)
• Bacon Day (USA)
• National Bicarbonate of Soda Day (USA)
• Festival of Enormous Changes at the Last Minute (USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

A kiss that tells it all is seldomly a first edition

Love texts for sms messages

What do you get when you cross esp with pms? A bitch who knows everything

Funny jokes for sms messages

Friendship iz vast like universe, it iz deep like sea, it iz high like sky, it iz strong like roke, it iz kind like mother, and it iz sweet like U

Friendship texts for sms messages

May this christmas be so special that you never ever feel lonely again & be surrounded by loved ones throughout

Christmas greetings for sms messages

Loyalty to friends and loyalty to certain basic principles are essential to success in any sphere

Advice texts for sms messages

It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are

Sorry texts for sms messages

That sorrow is heavy which bows the head, when love is alive and hope is dead

Motivational texts for sms messages

My girlfriend told me, I should be more affectionate, so I got two girlfriends

Love texts for sms messages

May the sun in his course visit no land more free, more happy, more lovely, than this our own country... Happy independence day

Independence day greetings for sms messages

Hey I saw U in tv... How smart U R... How sweet U R... How lovely U R... But I dont know y U r comilg only in animal planet chanel

Funny jokes for sms messages