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greatest coarse texts for sms messages

Best sms sentences about rough for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many rude texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about rude for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №61 - Sms l e n g t h: 109 l e t.
Whats the difference between a mini tampon... A middle tampon and a large tampon?.. They r all stuck upcunts!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №62 - Sms l e n g t h: 121 l e t.
When I was young I begged god for a bike, but god does not work that way... So I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №63 - Sms l e n g t h: 57 l e t.
Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №64 - Sms l e n g t h: 33 l e t.
You are old & have a small penis!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №65 - Sms l e n g t h: 104 l e t.
You don't know the meaning of the word 'Fear' - But then again you don't know the meaning of most words.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №66 - Sms l e n g t h: 66 l e t.
Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from thecondom factory.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №67 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats you can make free calls!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 18 September 2025
Jewish calendar: 5 Tishrei 5776
Islamic calendar: 4 Dhu al-Hijja 1436
Chinese calendar: 6 day 8 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
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• Astronomy Day (Armenia)
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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Woman is blend of beauty and brains, who can put all thngs right! Happy womens day

Women day greetings for sms messages

When you smile it like a sunrise to me. And I want a daily sunrise in my life. So... So... So... So... So keep s*m*i*l*i*n*g

Smile jokes for sms messages

Every good thought is a star which leads you on, shining in the dark, making your pathway radiant

Motivational texts for sms messages

Love is the master key which opens the gates of happiness

Love texts for sms messages

Auspicious red, sun kissed gold, soothing silver, pretty purple, blissful blue, forever green, I wish U and all family members the most colorful holi

Holi greetings for sms messages

Do not disturb, I am enough disturbed as it is

Funny jokes for sms messages

Flirting is the only job in the world, that boys never include in their cv. Despite having years of experiences and number of references

Flirt texts for sms messages

A lovely fact: Nobody in the world can have a crystal clear heart because everyone's heart has some scratches scribbled by their dear ones

Broken heart texts for sms messages

A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it since the thief was spending much less than his wife did

Wife texts for sms messages

Set a place for me in your heart and not in your mind for the mind easily forgets but the heart always remembers. I love you

Romantic texts for sms messages