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Best sms sentences about rough for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many rude texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about rude for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №61 - Sms l e n g t h: 109 l e t.
Whats the difference between a mini tampon... A middle tampon and a large tampon?.. They r all stuck upcunts!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №62 - Sms l e n g t h: 121 l e t.
When I was young I begged god for a bike, but god does not work that way... So I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №63 - Sms l e n g t h: 57 l e t.
Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №64 - Sms l e n g t h: 33 l e t.
You are old & have a small penis!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №65 - Sms l e n g t h: 104 l e t.
You don't know the meaning of the word 'Fear' - But then again you don't know the meaning of most words.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №66 - Sms l e n g t h: 66 l e t.
Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from thecondom factory.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №67 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats you can make free calls!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 3 February 2025
Jewish calendar: 14 Shvat 5775
Islamic calendar: 13 Rabi ath-Thani 1436
Chinese calendar: 15 day 12 month 4411 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
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• Veterans Day (Thailand)
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• Heroes Day (Mozambique)
• Martyrs Day (Sao Tome and Principe)
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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Men are taught to apologize for their weaknesses, women for their strengths

Sorry texts for sms messages

What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us

Motivational texts for sms messages

My love is ever in your service

Love texts for sms messages

Without freedom, no one really has a name. One nation, one vision, one identity

Independence day greetings for sms messages

I love you, not for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you

Funny jokes for sms messages

It is deaf and it wants to have sex with you... What do you say

Flirt texts for sms messages

So I guess that I am the loser cause you have found someone new but I am still here, still all alone just crying over you

Broken heart texts for sms messages

Enthusiasm is contagious. You could start an epidemic

Wisdom texts for sms messages

At this moment 5 million are having sex 2 million are in gun fights 91milliom at a party and one sad fucker is reading this sms

Rude texts for sms messages

I want to be with you tonight, tomorrow, and today it can't happen now but it will someday

Miss you texts for sms messages