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greatest coarse texts for sms messages

Best sms sentences about rough for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many rude texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about rude for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №61 - Sms l e n g t h: 109 l e t.
Whats the difference between a mini tampon... A middle tampon and a large tampon?.. They r all stuck upcunts!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №62 - Sms l e n g t h: 121 l e t.
When I was young I begged god for a bike, but god does not work that way... So I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №63 - Sms l e n g t h: 57 l e t.
Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №64 - Sms l e n g t h: 33 l e t.
You are old & have a small penis!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №65 - Sms l e n g t h: 104 l e t.
You don't know the meaning of the word 'Fear' - But then again you don't know the meaning of most words.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №66 - Sms l e n g t h: 66 l e t.
Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from thecondom factory.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №67 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats you can make free calls!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 18 June 2018
Jewish calendar: 1 Tammuz 5775
Islamic calendar: 1 Ramadan 1436
Chinese calendar: 3 day 5 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Ramadan (Islam)
• Autistic Pride Day (International)
• Waterloo Day (United Kingdom)
• District Militia Officer Day (Ukraine)
• Evacuation Day (Egypt)
• National Day (Seychelles)
• Human Rights Day (Azerbaijan)
• Historian Day (Moldova)
• Saint Theodore Prince of Novgorod Day (Orthodox)
• Benguet Foundation Day (Benguet, Philippines)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Did my heart love till now? Forswear it sight, for I ne'er saw true beauty till this night. - Romeo, romeo and juliet by william shakespeare

Love texts for sms messages

You with your beautiful eyes, you with your nice hair, you with your fantastic body... O, sorry, wrong number

Funny jokes for sms messages

I was a beautiful baby. But they switched my in the hospital

Friendship texts for sms messages

The message of christmas is that the visible material world is bound to the invisible spiritual world

Christmas greetings for sms messages

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret

Angry texts for sms messages

Don't fall in love with somebody who doesn't love you back (It's not cool)

Sweet texts for sms messages

I sit atop your christmas tree all clad in pink, a real fairy the reason I appear so glum the sprig of spruce stuck up my bum

Naughty texts for sms messages

Smak... A mobile kiss... Keep your mobile close to your ear

Love texts for sms messages

A prime candidate for natural de-selection

Insult texts for sms messages

Jesus loves you... Everyone else thinks your an asshole

Funny jokes for sms messages