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greatest coarse texts for sms messages

Best sms sentences about rough for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many rude texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about rude for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №61 - Sms l e n g t h: 109 l e t.
Whats the difference between a mini tampon... A middle tampon and a large tampon?.. They r all stuck upcunts!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №62 - Sms l e n g t h: 121 l e t.
When I was young I begged god for a bike, but god does not work that way... So I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №63 - Sms l e n g t h: 57 l e t.
Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №64 - Sms l e n g t h: 33 l e t.
You are old & have a small penis!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №65 - Sms l e n g t h: 104 l e t.
You don't know the meaning of the word 'Fear' - But then again you don't know the meaning of most words.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №66 - Sms l e n g t h: 66 l e t.
Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from thecondom factory.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №67 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats you can make free calls!

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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Brief is life but love is long

Love texts for sms messages

You have a cough? Go home 2night, eat a whole box of ex-lax, 2morrow you'll be afraid to cough

Funny jokes for sms messages

I do not want a friend who smiles when I smile who weeps when I weep for my shadow in the pool can do better than that

Friendship texts for sms messages

Thanks for being my friend thanks for thinking of me U shouldn't have but I'm so glad you did 'Happy christmas'

Christmas greetings for sms messages

Few minutes of anger can ruin few days or years of happiness

Angry texts for sms messages

A man cannot reason with the woman he loves because he cares about her too much

Sweet texts for sms messages

Difference between problem, talent and kismat two boys love one girl = Problem! One boy love two girls = Talent! Two girls love one boy = Qismat

Naughty texts for sms messages

Reality can destroy the dream - Why shouldn't the dream destroy reality? - George moore

Love texts for sms messages

Your imagination is your preview of life's coming attractions

Inspirational texts for sms messages

It is charming, incredibly handsome, extremely good, well shaped, horny, an animal in bed and it knows one french word... Moi

Funny jokes for sms messages


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