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greatest coarse texts for sms messages

Best sms sentences about rough for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many rude texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about rude for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №61 - Sms l e n g t h: 109 l e t.
Whats the difference between a mini tampon... A middle tampon and a large tampon?.. They r all stuck upcunts!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №62 - Sms l e n g t h: 121 l e t.
When I was young I begged god for a bike, but god does not work that way... So I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №63 - Sms l e n g t h: 57 l e t.
Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №64 - Sms l e n g t h: 33 l e t.
You are old & have a small penis!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №65 - Sms l e n g t h: 104 l e t.
You don't know the meaning of the word 'Fear' - But then again you don't know the meaning of most words.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №66 - Sms l e n g t h: 66 l e t.
Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from thecondom factory.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №67 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats you can make free calls!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 12 January 2026
Jewish calendar: 21 Tevet 5775
Islamic calendar: 21 Rabi al-Awwal 1436
Chinese calendar: 22 day 11 month 4411 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• National Youth Day (India)
• Public Prosecutors Day (Russia)
• Coming of Age Day - Adults Day (Japan)
• Memorial Day (Turkmenistan)
• Zanzibar Revolution Day (Tanzania)
• National Pharmacist Day (USA)
• Abduction Day (Ancient Slavs)
• Valencia City Charter Day (Valencia, Philippines)
• Curried Chicken Day (USA)
• National Marzipan Day (USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

If I were a tear in ur eye I would roll down to ur lips. But if U were a tear in my eye I would never cry as I would be afraid 2 lose U

Romantic texts for sms messages

Q: Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? A: It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins

Marriage greetings for sms messages

I just need you to be there for me

Love texts for sms messages

Do you know the meaning of morning? Morning means: One more inning given by the god to play and win. So good morning. Have a nice day

Good morning texts for sms messages

Not the lack of love, but the lack of friendship makes marriages unhappy

Friendship texts for sms messages

I want to live in your eyes, die in your arms and be buried in your heart

Cute texts for sms messages

You are one of the most cute persons in the world! Just a second, don't misunderstand. Cute means: Creating useless troubles everywhere. April fool

April fool jokes for sms messages

The award for the most wonderful teacher has been declared and it goes to you. Happy teachers day

Teachers day greetings for sms messages

Of all sound of all bells... Most solemn and touching is the peal which rings out the old year

New year greetings for sms messages

To say 'I love you' one must first be able to say the 'I'

Love texts for sms messages