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greatest coarse texts for sms messages

Best sms sentences about rough for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many rude texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about rude for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №61 - Sms l e n g t h: 109 l e t.
Whats the difference between a mini tampon... A middle tampon and a large tampon?.. They r all stuck upcunts!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №62 - Sms l e n g t h: 121 l e t.
When I was young I begged god for a bike, but god does not work that way... So I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №63 - Sms l e n g t h: 57 l e t.
Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №64 - Sms l e n g t h: 33 l e t.
You are old & have a small penis!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №65 - Sms l e n g t h: 104 l e t.
You don't know the meaning of the word 'Fear' - But then again you don't know the meaning of most words.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №66 - Sms l e n g t h: 66 l e t.
Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from thecondom factory.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №67 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats you can make free calls!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 26 December 2024
Jewish calendar: 14 Tevet 5776
Islamic calendar: 14 Rabi al-Awwal 1437
Chinese calendar: 16 day 11 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Boxing Day - Day of Goodwill (Commonwealth of Nations)
• Proclamation Day (Australia)
• Day of Goodwill (South Africa)
• Junkanoo Street Parade (Bahamas)
• Fathers Day (Bulgaria)
• Independence and Unity Day (Slovenia)
• Maragoli Cultural Festival (Kenya)
• Family Day (Namibia)
• National Day of Thanksgiving (Solomon Islands)
• Family Day (Vanuatu)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Your imagination is your preview of life's coming attractions

Inspirational texts for sms messages

If they say 'Good looks could kill', then please don't look at me! I don't wanna see you die

Funny jokes for sms messages

Passion running trough my veins, trembling, waiting, reason is fading. Overpowering desire sets my skin on fire

Flirt texts for sms messages

When I was a kid. I wanted to grow up soon. Now that I grown up, I realize that wounded emotions and broken hearts

Broken heart texts for sms messages

Love is like a rose it blossoms then dies

Wisdom texts for sms messages

If ever in your life U r very sad n feel that U have lost everything, I'll come, hold ur hand, take U 4 walk on a bridge and show U where 2 jump from

Rude texts for sms messages

Missing someone is a part of loving them if you are never apart then you will never know how strong your love really is

Miss you texts for sms messages

In real love you want the other person's good. In romantic love, you want the other person. Margaret chase smith

Love texts for sms messages

It is only when we forget all our learning that we begin to know

Graduation greetings for sms messages

True friendship brings sunshine to the shade & shade to the sunshine'

Friendship texts for sms messages