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greatest coarse texts for sms messages

Best sms sentences about rough for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many rude texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about rude for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №61 - Sms l e n g t h: 109 l e t.
Whats the difference between a mini tampon... A middle tampon and a large tampon?.. They r all stuck upcunts!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №62 - Sms l e n g t h: 121 l e t.
When I was young I begged god for a bike, but god does not work that way... So I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №63 - Sms l e n g t h: 57 l e t.
Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №64 - Sms l e n g t h: 33 l e t.
You are old & have a small penis!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №65 - Sms l e n g t h: 104 l e t.
You don't know the meaning of the word 'Fear' - But then again you don't know the meaning of most words.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №66 - Sms l e n g t h: 66 l e t.
Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from thecondom factory.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №67 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats you can make free calls!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 4 December 2020
Jewish calendar: 22 Kislev 5776
Islamic calendar: 21 Safar 1437
Chinese calendar: 23 day 10 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Navy Day (India)
• Entry of the Most Holy Theotokos into the Temple (Eastern Orthodox Church)
• Navy Day (Italy)
• Miners Day (Poland)
• Thai Environment Day (Thailand)
• Farmer's Day (Ghana)
• King Tupou I Day (Tonga)
• Arbor Day (South Carolina, USA)
• Informatics Day (Russia)
• Barborka - Saint Barbara Day (Poland)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

I think I'm disturbing you sorry this is my last msg & I'll not msg you anymore... Good bye never expect that from me I'm born to disturb you

Friendship texts for sms messages

Sing hey! Sing hey! For christmas day - Twine mistletoe and holly. For a friendship glows in winter snows, and so let's all be jolly

Christmas greetings for sms messages

Anger is a killing thing, it kills the man who angers for each rage leaves him less than he had been before it takes something from him

Angry texts for sms messages

Have I told you, my sweet heart, that I am all wrapped up in you? My feelings for you bring to me, a joy I never knew

Sweet texts for sms messages

Guys are like parking spots... The good ones are always taken... And the ones that are available, are either handicapped or too far away

Naughty texts for sms messages

Platonic love is like an inactive volcano

Love texts for sms messages

You can't change the past but you can ruin the present by worrying over the future

Inspirational texts for sms messages

If you judge people, you have no time to love them

Funny jokes for sms messages

To live dis life I need a heartbeat, to have a heartbeat I need a heart, to have heart I need happiness, to have happiness I need U

Flirt texts for sms messages

You flew off with the wings of my heart and left me flightless. - Stelle atwater

Broken heart texts for sms messages