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greatest coarse texts for sms messages

Best sms sentences about rough for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many rude texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about rude for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №61 - Sms l e n g t h: 109 l e t.
Whats the difference between a mini tampon... A middle tampon and a large tampon?.. They r all stuck upcunts!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №62 - Sms l e n g t h: 121 l e t.
When I was young I begged god for a bike, but god does not work that way... So I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №63 - Sms l e n g t h: 57 l e t.
Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №64 - Sms l e n g t h: 33 l e t.
You are old & have a small penis!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №65 - Sms l e n g t h: 104 l e t.
You don't know the meaning of the word 'Fear' - But then again you don't know the meaning of most words.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №66 - Sms l e n g t h: 66 l e t.
Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from thecondom factory.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №67 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats you can make free calls!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 18 December 2025
Jewish calendar: 6 Tevet 5776
Islamic calendar: 6 Rabi al-Awwal 1437
Chinese calendar: 8 day 11 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• World Arabic Language Day (International)
• International Migrants Day (United Nations)
• Statehood Day - New Jersey Day (New Jersey, USA)
• Civil Registry Office Workers Day (Russia)
• Police Day (Moldova)
• Republic Day (Niger)
• National Day (Qatar)
• Interior Ministry Own Security Departments Day (Russia)
• Death of Hazrat Khwaja Allah Bakhsh Abbasi Naqshbandi (Islam)
• Bake Cookies Day (USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Soft speech clean heart, peaceful eyes, strength full hands, focussed mind and determined decision with god's love. Alway makes you winner

Good luck texts for sms messages

Leave something for someone but never leave someone for something becuz... In life something will leave you but someone will always be with you

Friendship texts for sms messages

A man on a date wonders if he'll get lucky. I guess you already know

Cute texts for sms messages

Aliens have contacted the earth... Just watch the news and see it... And one more thing advance mein happy april fool

April fool jokes for sms messages

One who smokes has a smoky heart - One who drinks has an alcoholic heart. So dear U must stop eating sweets as U r already a sweetehart

Sweet texts for sms messages

Before the sun sets in this year, before the memories fade, before the net works get jammed... Wish you and you family happy sparkling new year

New year greetings for sms messages

There are a lot of birds wispering only about you, you should once listen to them, then you would know how much I love you

Love texts for sms messages

Why didn't noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Insult texts for sms messages

Never drink tea or coffee at office hours, it will keep you awake

Funny jokes for sms messages

A real friend is someone who would feel loss if you jumped on a train, or in front of one

Friendship texts for sms messages