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greatest coarse texts for sms messages

Best sms sentences about rough for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many rude texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about rude for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №61 - Sms l e n g t h: 109 l e t.
Whats the difference between a mini tampon... A middle tampon and a large tampon?.. They r all stuck upcunts!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №62 - Sms l e n g t h: 121 l e t.
When I was young I begged god for a bike, but god does not work that way... So I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №63 - Sms l e n g t h: 57 l e t.
Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №64 - Sms l e n g t h: 33 l e t.
You are old & have a small penis!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №65 - Sms l e n g t h: 104 l e t.
You don't know the meaning of the word 'Fear' - But then again you don't know the meaning of most words.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №66 - Sms l e n g t h: 66 l e t.
Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from thecondom factory.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №67 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats you can make free calls!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 19 January 2026
Jewish calendar: 28 Tevet 5775
Islamic calendar: 28 Rabi al-Awwal 1436
Chinese calendar: 29 day 11 month 4411 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Robert Edward Lee Birthday (USA)
• Confederate Heroes Day (Texas, USA)
• Martin Luther King Junior Day (USA)
• Birthday of Edgar Allan Poe (USA)
• Ehemanntag - Men's Day (Iceland)
• Rescuer Day (Belarus)
• Civil Rights Day (Arizona, USA)
• Confederate Memorial Day (Arkansas, USA)
• Human Rights Day (Idaho, USA)
• Foundation Day (Ulyanovsk, Russia)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poppy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that elephants can't fly

Sweet texts for sms messages

A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like. Mama dog said: 'Your dad came from behind, I do not have the chance to see its face carefully'

Naughty texts for sms messages

One day the moon sed 2 me, if ur lover makes U cry why dont you leave ur lover... I looked at the moon n replied would U every leave ur sky? I love U

Love texts for sms messages

The test of courage comes. When we are in the minority. The test of tolerance comes. When we r in the majority

Inspirational texts for sms messages

I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant to have candle light dinner... & say those sweet three words to U... 'Pay the bill

Funny jokes for sms messages

Since I met you people are wonders and live is a big party

Flirt texts for sms messages

The soul would have no rainbow had the eyes no tears. - John vance cheney

Broken heart texts for sms messages

Leadership is based on a spiritual quality - The power to inspire, the power to inspire others to follow. - Vince lombardi

Wisdom texts for sms messages

Look who's talking - I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: One to get in and another to get out

Rude texts for sms messages

Moon said to me, if ur friend is not messaging U why dont you leave ur friend. I looked at moon and said does ur sky ever leave U when U dont shine

Miss you texts for sms messages