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greatest coarse texts for sms messages

Best sms sentences about rough for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many rude texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about rude for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №61 - Sms l e n g t h: 109 l e t.
Whats the difference between a mini tampon... A middle tampon and a large tampon?.. They r all stuck upcunts!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №62 - Sms l e n g t h: 121 l e t.
When I was young I begged god for a bike, but god does not work that way... So I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №63 - Sms l e n g t h: 57 l e t.
Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №64 - Sms l e n g t h: 33 l e t.
You are old & have a small penis!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №65 - Sms l e n g t h: 104 l e t.
You don't know the meaning of the word 'Fear' - But then again you don't know the meaning of most words.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №66 - Sms l e n g t h: 66 l e t.
Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from thecondom factory.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №67 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats you can make free calls!

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РУССКАЯ ВЕРСИЯ
Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 20 October 2021
Jewish calendar: 7 Cheshvan 5776
Islamic calendar: 6 Muharram 1437
Chinese calendar: 8 day 9 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• World Osteoporosis Day (International)
• World Statistics Day (United Nations)
• International Chefs Day (International)
• Operational and Technical Units Day (Ukraine)
• Navy Birthday (Russia)
• Military Signalman Day (Russia)
• Communication Troops Day (Kyrgyzstan)
• Vietnamese Women's Day (Vietnam)
• Revolution Day (Guatemala)
• International Day of the Air Traffic Controller (International)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

May this sеаson of joy оpen dооrs to new оppоr unities and pаve new paths of suссess for you! Merry christmas

Christmas greetings for sms messages

Never fear from shadows. They simply mean there is some light nearby

Advice texts for sms messages

I'm sorry I brought this upon you, my boy. I'm sorry you must carry this burden. I'm sorry for everything

Sorry texts for sms messages

The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything. They just make the most of everything that comes along their way

Motivational texts for sms messages

My heart to you is given, oh dear, do give yours to me, we'll lock them up together and throw away the key

Love texts for sms messages

On independence day here's one wish I make for us our dreams of being together forever in a new and better tomorrow come true for us

Independence day greetings for sms messages

How can you know if a person is cute? First, he or she has a poor memory. Second - Umn... I forgot na

Funny jokes for sms messages

If all the boys lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be

Flirt texts for sms messages

I'm holding a teardrop for a friend until his heartache and misery end. - Jaesse tyler

Broken heart texts for sms messages

Any man who is afraid of failure will never win! Any man who is afraid to die, will never really live! - General george patton

Wisdom texts for sms messages