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greatest coarse texts for sms messages

Best sms sentences about rough for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many rude texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about rude for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №61 - Sms l e n g t h: 109 l e t.
Whats the difference between a mini tampon... A middle tampon and a large tampon?.. They r all stuck upcunts!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №62 - Sms l e n g t h: 121 l e t.
When I was young I begged god for a bike, but god does not work that way... So I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №63 - Sms l e n g t h: 57 l e t.
Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №64 - Sms l e n g t h: 33 l e t.
You are old & have a small penis!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №65 - Sms l e n g t h: 104 l e t.
You don't know the meaning of the word 'Fear' - But then again you don't know the meaning of most words.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №66 - Sms l e n g t h: 66 l e t.
Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from thecondom factory.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №67 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats you can make free calls!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 22 June 2017
Jewish calendar: 5 Tammuz 5775
Islamic calendar: 5 Ramadan 1436
Chinese calendar: 7 day 5 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Day of Remembrance of the Victims of the Great Patriotic War (Ukraine)
• Day of Remembrance of the Victims of the Great Patriotic War (Russia)
• Day of Remembrance of the Victims of the Great Patriotic War (Belarus)
• Heroes Remembrance Day - Remembrance Day of the Battle of Cesis (Latvia)
• Anti-Fascist Struggle Commemoration Day (Croatia)
• Teachers Day (El Salvador)
• Foundation of the Nations Army Day (Republic of the Congo)
• Combating with Consumer Market Crimes Police Units Foundation Day (Russia)
• Discovery Day - Cabot 500 Day (Newfoundland, Canada)
• Discovery Day - Cabot 500 Day (Labrador, Canada)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, then do not worry 'Cause I told santa I wanted you for christmas

Love texts for sms messages

You have to have a dream so you can get up in the morning. Get up now and turn your dream into reality. Good morning

Good morning texts for sms messages

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship

Friendship texts for sms messages

Christianity begins where religion ends... With the resurrection - Herbert booth smith

Easter greetings for sms messages

Its always a treat to wish happy birthday to someone so sweet

Birthday greetings for sms messages

You're really very naughty a right such and such you spent way too much on your gift but thanks very... Very... Very... Much

Thank texts for sms messages

If not other than our common ground to meet, let me remember the anonymous, for once at least, beyond the patriotic floats display on a republic day

Republic day greetings for sms messages

When I feel love, I communicate of it, ur the reason I believe in love. Im blessed 4 ur tenderness

Love texts for sms messages

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears

Love texts for sms messages

We will now upgrade your brain... Please wait... Searching... Searching... Still searching... Sorry, no brain found

Funny jokes for sms messages