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greatest coarse texts for sms messages

Best sms sentences about rough for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many rude texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about rude for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №61 - Sms l e n g t h: 109 l e t.
Whats the difference between a mini tampon... A middle tampon and a large tampon?.. They r all stuck upcunts!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №62 - Sms l e n g t h: 121 l e t.
When I was young I begged god for a bike, but god does not work that way... So I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №63 - Sms l e n g t h: 57 l e t.
Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №64 - Sms l e n g t h: 33 l e t.
You are old & have a small penis!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №65 - Sms l e n g t h: 104 l e t.
You don't know the meaning of the word 'Fear' - But then again you don't know the meaning of most words.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №66 - Sms l e n g t h: 66 l e t.
Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from thecondom factory.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №67 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats you can make free calls!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 20 August 2018
Jewish calendar: 5 Elul 5775
Islamic calendar: 5 Dhu al-Qa'da 1436
Chinese calendar: 7 day 7 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Qixi Festival - Double Seven Festival - Chinese Valentine's Day (China)
• Restoration of Independence Day (Estonia)
• Revolution of the King and People Day (Morocco)
• Niu Lang Chuc Nu - Rain Day Festival (Vietnam)
• Day of the Armed Forces of National Liberation (East Timor)
• Saint Stephens Day (Hungary)
• National Lemonade Day (USA)
• National Radio Day (USA)
• National Chocolate Pecan Pie Day (USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born smart & handsome, but what the hell happend to you

Rude texts for sms messages

Love reckons hours for months, and days for years - And every little absence is an age

Miss you texts for sms messages

Ill drop a tear drop into the ocean & the day I find that tear drop is the day I stop loving U

Love texts for sms messages

Oops!? Ouch I fell from bed trying to reach my phone just to say sweet dreams to you sleep tight

Good night texts for sms messages

True friends are not those who make your problems disappear, but those who won't be disappeared when you are facing problems

Friendship texts for sms messages

Compliment on your engagement! Let love never leaves your house and happiness stays with you forever

Engagement texts for sms messages

Let's celebrate your birthday. Let's drink 'Til we fall over. Let's try not to think about tomorrow's big hangover

Birthday greetings for sms messages

Great are those who give and help others but greater are those who say thanks in return. Happy thanksgiving day to all

Thanksgiving day greetings for sms messages

Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let her sleep

Riddle, puzzle for sms messages

You are a gift wrapped in ribbons of thoughtfulness and trimmed with kisses and smiles, given by god to stay not just for a day, but for life

Love texts for sms messages