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Best sms sentences about rough for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many rude texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about rude for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №61 - Sms l e n g t h: 109 l e t.
Whats the difference between a mini tampon... A middle tampon and a large tampon?.. They r all stuck upcunts!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №62 - Sms l e n g t h: 121 l e t.
When I was young I begged god for a bike, but god does not work that way... So I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №63 - Sms l e n g t h: 57 l e t.
Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №64 - Sms l e n g t h: 33 l e t.
You are old & have a small penis!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №65 - Sms l e n g t h: 104 l e t.
You don't know the meaning of the word 'Fear' - But then again you don't know the meaning of most words.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №66 - Sms l e n g t h: 66 l e t.
Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from thecondom factory.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №67 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats you can make free calls!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 14 January 2025
Jewish calendar: 23 Tevet 5775
Islamic calendar: 23 Rabi al-Awwal 1436
Chinese calendar: 24 day 11 month 4411 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Treaty of Paris Ratification Day (USA)
• Makar Sankranti (India)
• National Flag Day (Georgia)
• State Ruler's Birthday (Negeri Sembilan, Malaysia)
• Day of Defenders of the Motherland (Uzbekistan)
• National Forest Conservation Day (Thailand)
• Serbian New Year (Republika Srpska)
• Army Pipeline Forces Day (Russia)
• Old New Year (Orthodox)
• Circumcision of Jesus (Orthodox)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Your eyes, your smile your touch, your kiss your promise, your words our everlasting bliss

Romantic texts for sms messages

If home is where the heart is, then wherever you are, that's my home

Miss you texts for sms messages

If I could be any part of you, I'd be your tear. To be conceived in your heart, born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips

Love texts for sms messages

Good night my love. As darkness folds around meand the stars twinkle in the sky my thoughts are still on you my loveas I close my eyes

Good night texts for sms messages

The road to a friend's house is never long

Friendship texts for sms messages

You cannot dream yourself into a character you must hammer and forge yourself 1

Cute texts for sms messages

It's your birthday, and you know what that means - You're another year older and another year cooler. Have 365 days of fun

Birthday greetings for sms messages

Time and distance can keep us apart, but we are always heart to heart, no matter its night or day, you are just a thought away

Thank texts for sms messages

Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it

Retirement texts for sms messages

When you are in love and you get hurt, it's like a cut... It will heal, but there will always be a scar

Love texts for sms messages