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greatest coarse texts for sms messages

Best sms sentences about rough for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many rude texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about rude for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №61 - Sms l e n g t h: 109 l e t.
Whats the difference between a mini tampon... A middle tampon and a large tampon?.. They r all stuck upcunts!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №62 - Sms l e n g t h: 121 l e t.
When I was young I begged god for a bike, but god does not work that way... So I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №63 - Sms l e n g t h: 57 l e t.
Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №64 - Sms l e n g t h: 33 l e t.
You are old & have a small penis!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №65 - Sms l e n g t h: 104 l e t.
You don't know the meaning of the word 'Fear' - But then again you don't know the meaning of most words.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №66 - Sms l e n g t h: 66 l e t.
Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from thecondom factory.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №67 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats you can make free calls!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 30 June 2022
Jewish calendar: 13 Tammuz 5775
Islamic calendar: 13 Ramadan 1436
Chinese calendar: 15 day 5 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Economist Day (Russia)
• Economist Day (Belarus)
• Philippine-Spanish Friendship Day (Philippines)
• Valentines Day - Wedding day of Ilham and Ferize a symbol of unbreakable true love in Azerbaijan (Azerbaijan)
• Independence Day (Democratic Republic of the Congo)
• Bank Holiday - Balance Day (El Salvador)
• Army Day (Guatemala)
• National Salvation Revolution Day (Sudan)
• General Prayer Day (Central African Republic)
• World Whale and Dolphin Day (Global)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Why do people have to lose things to find out what they really mean

Love texts for sms messages

As soon as forever is through, I'll be over you

Love texts for sms messages

You have a cough? Go home 2night, eat a whole box of ex-lax, 2morrow you'll be afraid to cough

Funny jokes for sms messages

Hold 10 roses in ur hand & stand opposite of the mirror, u'll see 11 roses & among them, the most beautiful rose in the world is U my dear friend

Friendship texts for sms messages

Roses are reddish violets are bluish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish. - Benny hill

Christmas greetings for sms messages

You can't drive straight on a twisting lane

Advice texts for sms messages

You are more special that anybody else can be. I cannot live without you. Please forgive me. I'm sorry. It will never happen again I promise

Sorry texts for sms messages

Difference between problem, talent and kismat two boys love one girl = Problem! One boy love two girls = Talent! Two girls love one boy = Qismat

Naughty texts for sms messages

Only one person finds the way to your heart. The others just lead the way

Love texts for sms messages

Loyalty to friends and loyalty to certain basic principles are essential to success in any sphere

Inspirational texts for sms messages