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greatest coarse texts for sms messages

Best sms sentences about rough for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many rude texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about rude for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №61 - Sms l e n g t h: 109 l e t.
Whats the difference between a mini tampon... A middle tampon and a large tampon?.. They r all stuck upcunts!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №62 - Sms l e n g t h: 121 l e t.
When I was young I begged god for a bike, but god does not work that way... So I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №63 - Sms l e n g t h: 57 l e t.
Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №64 - Sms l e n g t h: 33 l e t.
You are old & have a small penis!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №65 - Sms l e n g t h: 104 l e t.
You don't know the meaning of the word 'Fear' - But then again you don't know the meaning of most words.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №66 - Sms l e n g t h: 66 l e t.
Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from thecondom factory.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №67 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats you can make free calls!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 17 May 2025
Jewish calendar: 28 Iyar 5775
Islamic calendar: 28 Rajab 1436
Chinese calendar: 29 day 3 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• International Day Against Homophobia and Transphobia (International)
• World Telecommunication and Information Society Day (International)
• Constitution Day (Norway)
• Constitution Day (Nauru)
• World Hypertension Day (International)
• Day of Remembrance for the victims of political repressions by the Soviet regime (Ukraine)
• Folk Art Masters Day (Ukraine)
• Jerusalem Day (Jerusalem, Israel)
• National Famine Memorial Day (Ireland)
• Navy Day - Battle of Montevideo (Argentina)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

I just love when morning gets here, because I can send a great big good morning sms to my best friend. What a lovely way to start my day

Good morning texts for sms messages

Life's short. If you don't look around once in a while, you might miss it

Friendship texts for sms messages

Wishing you the kind of christmas that's filled with special things - The kind that's long remembered for the happiness it brings

Christmas greetings for sms messages

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret

Anniversary greetings for sms messages

Never close your lips to those whom you have opened your heart

Sweet texts for sms messages

A new year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other

New year greetings for sms messages

The most precious possession that ever comes to a man in this world is a woman's heart. - By josiah G. Holland

Love texts for sms messages

Save your breath... You'll need it to blow up your date

Insult texts for sms messages

Marriage is a three ring circus: An engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering

Funny jokes for sms messages

A mirror reflects a man's face, but what he is really like is shown by the kind of friends he chooses

Friendship texts for sms messages