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greatest coarse texts for sms messages

Best sms sentences about rough for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many rude texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about rude for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №61 - Sms l e n g t h: 109 l e t.
Whats the difference between a mini tampon... A middle tampon and a large tampon?.. They r all stuck upcunts!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №62 - Sms l e n g t h: 121 l e t.
When I was young I begged god for a bike, but god does not work that way... So I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №63 - Sms l e n g t h: 57 l e t.
Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №64 - Sms l e n g t h: 33 l e t.
You are old & have a small penis!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №65 - Sms l e n g t h: 104 l e t.
You don't know the meaning of the word 'Fear' - But then again you don't know the meaning of most words.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №66 - Sms l e n g t h: 66 l e t.
Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from thecondom factory.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №67 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats you can make free calls!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 9 March 2021
Jewish calendar: 18 Adar Aleph 5775
Islamic calendar: 18 Jumada al-Ula 1436
Chinese calendar: 19 day 1 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Commonwealth Day (Commonwealth of Nations)
• Labour Day (Victoria, Australia)
• Canberra Day (Australian Capital Territory, Australia)
• Teachers Day (Lebanon)
• National Heroes and Benefactors Day (Belize)
• Barbie Day (Global)
• Shevchenko's Days - Taras Shevchenko Birthday (Ukraine)
• World DJ Day (Russia)
• Adelaide Cup Day (Australia)
• Joe Franklin Day (USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Another year has passed in your life, making you even wiser and stronger. Let your age, not age your spirits. Happy birthday

Birthday greetings for sms messages

I would thank you from the bottom of my heart, but for you my heart has no bottom

Thank texts for sms messages

When you like to dance in the rain, I'll b there to hold an umbrella for you. Because. If not, the clay in your head will drain off. That's friendship

Rainy day texts for sms messages

We don't succeed in our 1st love! Because we lack certain qualities. But after achieving those qualities, we never love again

Love texts for sms messages

God give me work, till my life shall end and life, till my work is done

Labour day greetings for sms messages

There cannot be a crisis today - My schedule is already full

Funny jokes for sms messages

Friendship is hoping that they experience the very best love is when you bring them the very best

Friendship texts for sms messages

Love so easily understands what you can see is the smallest part - You don't need christmas in your hands when you have christmas in your heart

Christmas greetings for sms messages

Do not do to others that which would anger you if others did it to you

Advice texts for sms messages

Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future

Sorry texts for sms messages