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greatest coarse texts for sms messages

Best sms sentences about rough for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many rude texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about rude for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №61 - Sms l e n g t h: 109 l e t.
Whats the difference between a mini tampon... A middle tampon and a large tampon?.. They r all stuck upcunts!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №62 - Sms l e n g t h: 121 l e t.
When I was young I begged god for a bike, but god does not work that way... So I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №63 - Sms l e n g t h: 57 l e t.
Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №64 - Sms l e n g t h: 33 l e t.
You are old & have a small penis!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №65 - Sms l e n g t h: 104 l e t.
You don't know the meaning of the word 'Fear' - But then again you don't know the meaning of most words.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №66 - Sms l e n g t h: 66 l e t.
Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from thecondom factory.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №67 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats you can make free calls!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 21 December 2025
Jewish calendar: 9 Tevet 5776
Islamic calendar: 9 Rabi al-Awwal 1437
Chinese calendar: 11 day 11 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Japanese Cuisine Cook's Day (Russia)
• Tenth of Tevet Fast - Tsom Asarah b-Tevet (Jewish)
• Eid-e-Zahra (Shia Islam)
• Imamat day of Imam-e-Zaman (Shia Islam)
• Saint Thomas Day - Antichristmas (Finland)
• First President Memorial Day (Turkmenistan)
• Forefathers Day (Massachusetts, USA)
• Crossword Puzzle Day (USA)
• Phileas Fogg Win a Wager Day (USA)
• National Look at The Bright Side Day (USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

If you are awake, goodnight my sweet darling and if you just woke up, good morning honey. Love you so much

Good night texts for sms messages

Tis a great confidence in a friend to tell him your faults - Greater to tell him his. - Benjamin franklin

Friendship texts for sms messages

It's not your perfectness that I fell in love with, it was your flaws that broug

Engagement texts for sms messages

Its always a treat to wish happy birthday to someone so sweet

Birthday greetings for sms messages

Your words of love steal someone's heart, but you don't know that your heart is already stolen by me check it

Thank texts for sms messages

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender

Retirement texts for sms messages

Words and hearts should be handled with care... For words when spoken and hearts when broken are the hardest things to repair

Love texts for sms messages

Being in love is a patchwork of a thousand indescribable moments

Love texts for sms messages

Why does not baking soda freeze

Funny jokes for sms messages

I am a killer, I kill people for money. But because you are my friend, I'll kill you for nothing

Friendship texts for sms messages