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greatest coarse texts for sms messages

Best sms sentences about rough for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many rude texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about rude for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №61 - Sms l e n g t h: 109 l e t.
Whats the difference between a mini tampon... A middle tampon and a large tampon?.. They r all stuck upcunts!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №62 - Sms l e n g t h: 121 l e t.
When I was young I begged god for a bike, but god does not work that way... So I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №63 - Sms l e n g t h: 57 l e t.
Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №64 - Sms l e n g t h: 33 l e t.
You are old & have a small penis!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №65 - Sms l e n g t h: 104 l e t.
You don't know the meaning of the word 'Fear' - But then again you don't know the meaning of most words.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №66 - Sms l e n g t h: 66 l e t.
Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from thecondom factory.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №67 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats you can make free calls!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 2 December 2022
Jewish calendar: 20 Kislev 5776
Islamic calendar: 19 Safar 1437
Chinese calendar: 21 day 10 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• International Day for the Abolition of Slavery (United Nations)
• Bank Worker Day (Russia)
• National Day - Independence Day (United Arab Emirates)
• Revolutionary Armed Forces Day (Cuba)
• Lao National Day (Laos)
• National Day (Laos)
• National Higher Education Day (Myanmar)
• Safety Razor Day (USA)
• Special Education Day (USA)
• National Mutt Day (USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Friendship is hoping that they experience the very best love is when you bring them the very best

Friendship texts for sms messages

Love so easily understands what you can see is the smallest part - You don't need christmas in your hands when you have christmas in your heart

Christmas greetings for sms messages

Do not do to others that which would anger you if others did it to you

Advice texts for sms messages

Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future

Sorry texts for sms messages

Life is like a coin pleasure & pain are the two sides, only one side is visible at time, but remember other side also waiting 4 its turn

Motivational texts for sms messages

Love reminds you that nothing else matters

Love texts for sms messages

When love is in the air, you know it is time to celebrate holi! Happy holi

Holi greetings for sms messages

God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested

Funny jokes for sms messages

Have you drilled the butterflies in your stomach gedresseerd? I haven't

Flirt texts for sms messages

Doing what's right is no guarantee against misfortune. - William mcfee

Broken heart texts for sms messages