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Best sms sentences about rough for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many rude texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about rude for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №61 - Sms l e n g t h: 109 l e t.
Whats the difference between a mini tampon... A middle tampon and a large tampon?.. They r all stuck upcunts!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №62 - Sms l e n g t h: 121 l e t.
When I was young I begged god for a bike, but god does not work that way... So I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №63 - Sms l e n g t h: 57 l e t.
Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №64 - Sms l e n g t h: 33 l e t.
You are old & have a small penis!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №65 - Sms l e n g t h: 104 l e t.
You don't know the meaning of the word 'Fear' - But then again you don't know the meaning of most words.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №66 - Sms l e n g t h: 66 l e t.
Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from thecondom factory.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №67 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats you can make free calls!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 12 July 2025
Jewish calendar: 25 Tammuz 5775
Islamic calendar: 25 Ramadan 1436
Chinese calendar: 27 day 5 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Photographer Day (Ukraine)
• Fisherman's Day (Ukraine)
• Russian Post Day (Russia)
• Fisherman's Day (Russia)
• Apostles Peter and Paul Day (Orthodox)
• The Twelfth - Orangemen's Day - Commemorates the Battle of the Boyne (Northern Ireland)
• National Day of Commemoration (Ireland)
• Tax Authorities Day (Belarus)
• Railroad Day (Hungary)
• Fish Farmers Day (Tajikistan)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

When love first came to earth, the spring spread rose-beds to receive him

Love texts for sms messages

A kiss that tells it all is seldomly a first edition

Love texts for sms messages

Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, 'Do you know how to drive this thing'

Funny jokes for sms messages

Friendship is like thighs, they are always sticking together

Friendship texts for sms messages

May dis christmas end da present year on a cheerful note & make way 4 a fresh & bright nw yr. Here's wishing U a merry christmas & a happy nw yr

Christmas greetings for sms messages

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on

Advice texts for sms messages

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late

Sorry texts for sms messages

That sorrow is heavy which bows the head, when love is alive and hope is dead

Motivational texts for sms messages

My girlfriend told me, I should be more affectionate, so I got two girlfriends

Love texts for sms messages

And I'm proud to be a russian, where at least I know I'm free. And I won't forget the men who died, who gave that right to me

Independence day greetings for sms messages