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Best sms sentences about rough for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many rude texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about rude for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №61 - Sms l e n g t h: 109 l e t.
Whats the difference between a mini tampon... A middle tampon and a large tampon?.. They r all stuck upcunts!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №62 - Sms l e n g t h: 121 l e t.
When I was young I begged god for a bike, but god does not work that way... So I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №63 - Sms l e n g t h: 57 l e t.
Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №64 - Sms l e n g t h: 33 l e t.
You are old & have a small penis!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №65 - Sms l e n g t h: 104 l e t.
You don't know the meaning of the word 'Fear' - But then again you don't know the meaning of most words.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №66 - Sms l e n g t h: 66 l e t.
Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from thecondom factory.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №67 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats you can make free calls!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 30 January 2026
Jewish calendar: 10 Shvat 5775
Islamic calendar: 9 Rabi ath-Thani 1436
Chinese calendar: 11 day 12 month 4411 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Martyrs Day (India)
• School Day of Non-violence and Peace (Spain)
• Teachers Day - The Three Holy Hierarchs Day (Greece)
• Customs Day (Azerbaijan)
• King Abdullah's Birthday (Jordan)
• Military Social Control Department Specialist Day (Ukraine)
• Princess Anastasia Day (Russia)
• Three Holy Hierarchs Day (Cyprus)
• Fred Korematsu Day (California, USA)
• National Preschool Health and Fitness Day (USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

You can keep going long after you can't

Wisdom texts for sms messages

Loving you was my favorite mistake

Sad texts for sms messages

Being a full-time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs... Since the payment is pure love. (Mildred B. Vermont)

Mothers day greetings for sms messages

Life spent with someone for a lifetime may be meaningless, but a few moments spent with someone who really loves U, means more than a life itself

Love texts for sms messages

To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream - Not only plan, but also believe

Graduation greetings for sms messages

A couple were arguing. Wife: You don't like anybody in my family man: Not true, I like your mother-in-law better than my mother-in-law

Funny jokes for sms messages

Dear father, you are my life, you are my heart. You mean the world to me. Happy father's day

Fathers day greetings for sms messages

Wishing a happy birthday to the one who adds sunlight to my day the one who gives me happiness in her own sweet loving way

Birthday greetings for sms messages

Lets these words not only touch your eyes, let them rest in your heart as you rest in mine. Be my valentine

Valentines day greetings for sms messages

Allow me to whisper. No matter who I am thinking, my heart will always and only stunned to you. Never forget me you are the best

Romantic texts for sms messages