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greatest coarse texts for sms messages

Best sms sentences about rough for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many rude texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about rude for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №61 - Sms l e n g t h: 109 l e t.
Whats the difference between a mini tampon... A middle tampon and a large tampon?.. They r all stuck upcunts!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №62 - Sms l e n g t h: 121 l e t.
When I was young I begged god for a bike, but god does not work that way... So I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №63 - Sms l e n g t h: 57 l e t.
Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №64 - Sms l e n g t h: 33 l e t.
You are old & have a small penis!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №65 - Sms l e n g t h: 104 l e t.
You don't know the meaning of the word 'Fear' - But then again you don't know the meaning of most words.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №66 - Sms l e n g t h: 66 l e t.
Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from thecondom factory.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №67 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats you can make free calls!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 29 March 2017
Jewish calendar: 9 Nisan 5775
Islamic calendar: 8 Jumada ath-Thaniya 1436
Chinese calendar: 10 day 2 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Palm Sunday (Western Christianity)
• Daylight Saving Time Day (Europe)
• Legal Service Day (Russia)
• Octave of Easter - Low Sunday (Western Christianity)
• Domingo de Ramos (Peru)
• Youth Day (Taiwan)
• Lithuania's accession to NATO Day (Lithuania)
• Martyrs' Day (Madagascar)
• Financier Day (Krasnodar, Russia)
• Day of the Young Combatant (Chile)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

You are the best dad of the world. Thanks for always being there. Happy father's day

Fathers day greetings for sms messages

One can pay back the loan of gold, but one dies forever in debt to those who are kind. You are one such person for me. Happy boss day

Boss day texts for sms messages

Special people are very few - Who is special? That would be you. My valentine's day would be so fine, if you would be my valentine

Valentines day greetings for sms messages

I loved you so much... But your gone... I think I loved you too much

Romantic texts for sms messages

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards. - Benjamin franklin

Marriage greetings for sms messages

I am opening an emotional bank account for U sweetheart, so deposit your love in it and you will get the interest

Love texts for sms messages

A new sun a fresh day a cool greeting asking to you forget all your worries sorrows & tears for someone who wants to see you happy good morning

Good morning texts for sms messages

Many ppl will wlk in and out of ur life. But only tru friends will leave foot prints in ur heart... U left urs in mine - X

Friendship texts for sms messages

Gr8 people talk about things. Small people talk about other people. And legends never talk they send sms

Cute texts for sms messages

Forgive, o lord, my little jokes on thee, and I'll forgive thy great big one on me. - Robert frost, 'Cluster of faith, ' 1962

April fool jokes for sms messages