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Best sms sentences about rough for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many rude texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about rude for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №61 - Sms l e n g t h: 109 l e t.
Whats the difference between a mini tampon... A middle tampon and a large tampon?.. They r all stuck upcunts!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №62 - Sms l e n g t h: 121 l e t.
When I was young I begged god for a bike, but god does not work that way... So I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №63 - Sms l e n g t h: 57 l e t.
Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №64 - Sms l e n g t h: 33 l e t.
You are old & have a small penis!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №65 - Sms l e n g t h: 104 l e t.
You don't know the meaning of the word 'Fear' - But then again you don't know the meaning of most words.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №66 - Sms l e n g t h: 66 l e t.
Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from thecondom factory.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №67 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats you can make free calls!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 27 January 2026
Jewish calendar: 7 Shvat 5775
Islamic calendar: 6 Rabi ath-Thani 1436
Chinese calendar: 8 day 12 month 4411 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• International Holocaust Remembrance Day (International)
• Interior Ministry Press Day (Russia)
• Fatherland Defenders Day (Turkmenistan)
• Savindan - School Day (Bosnia and Herzegovina)
• Paris Peace Accords Day (Vietnam)
• Savindan - School Day (Republika Srpska)
• Auschwitz Liberation Day (Global)
• No Meat World Day - World Day for the Abolition of Meat (Global)
• Up-Helly-Аa (Scotland)
• Saint Devote Day - patron of Monaco (Monaco)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it since the thief was spending much less than his wife did

Wife texts for sms messages

Set a place for me in your heart and not in your mind for the mind easily forgets but the heart always remembers. I love you

Romantic texts for sms messages

Wife to husband: Why are you walking around naked? Neighbors can see your things. Husband: So what!.. Wife: They will think I married you for money

Marriage greetings for sms messages

I used to dream of eyes so blue and loving arms to hold me. I used to dream of heroic knights and how gracious they would be

Love texts for sms messages

There is no need to reach high for the stars. They are already within you, just reach deep into yourself. Good morning

Good morning texts for sms messages

Roses are red... Violets are blue... But a face like yours belongs in the zoo

Friendship texts for sms messages

Love makes the time pass. Time makes love pass

Cute texts for sms messages

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes wrinkle away hope U share a lots and receive a lots 4 days 2 come happy birthday

Birthday greetings for sms messages

A child is the greatest gift that our lives can bestow. It brings the most exquisite joy that we will ever know

Thank texts for sms messages

The rain makes all things beautiful, the grass & flowers 2, if rain makes all things beautiful, why doesn't it rain on you

Rainy day texts for sms messages