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Best sms sentences about rough for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many rude texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about rude for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №61 - Sms l e n g t h: 109 l e t.
Whats the difference between a mini tampon... A middle tampon and a large tampon?.. They r all stuck upcunts!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №62 - Sms l e n g t h: 121 l e t.
When I was young I begged god for a bike, but god does not work that way... So I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №63 - Sms l e n g t h: 57 l e t.
Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №64 - Sms l e n g t h: 33 l e t.
You are old & have a small penis!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №65 - Sms l e n g t h: 104 l e t.
You don't know the meaning of the word 'Fear' - But then again you don't know the meaning of most words.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №66 - Sms l e n g t h: 66 l e t.
Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from thecondom factory.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №67 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats you can make free calls!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 4 February 2026
Jewish calendar: 15 Shvat 5775
Islamic calendar: 14 Rabi ath-Thani 1436
Chinese calendar: 16 day 12 month 4411 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• World Cancer Day (International)
• New Year for Trees - Tu Bishvat (Jewish)
• Independence Day - National Day (Sri Lanka)
• Day of the Armed Struggle (Angola)
• National Girls and Women in Sports Day (USA)
• Liberace Day (USA)
• Rosa Parks Day (California, USA)
• Thank a Mailman Day (USA)
• United Service Organizations Foundation Day (USA)
• National Create a Vacuum Day (USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness

Sweet texts for sms messages

Similarity between man & the letter 'Q' both r zero without that little thing hanging down below

Naughty texts for sms messages

Tell me you'll never forget me, because if I thought you would, I would never leave. - Winnie the pooh

Love texts for sms messages

If your face had 'Welcome' written on it, it would make a perfect doormat

Insult texts for sms messages

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Isabel. Isabel who? Isabel broken? I had to knock

Funny jokes for sms messages

A friend that really cares! All my secrets I can share! There when I need a hand! There to understand

Friendship texts for sms messages

Christmas brings such a time of love each tender heart holds so much of unselfishness thrives, trust is strong the purpose to give, send love along

Christmas greetings for sms messages

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - General colin powell

Wisdom texts for sms messages

If you love me, let me know. If not, please gently let me go

Sad texts for sms messages

When I miss you... I just close my eyes & I am with you

Miss you texts for sms messages