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greatest coarse texts for sms messages

Best sms sentences about rough for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many rude texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about rude for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №61 - Sms l e n g t h: 109 l e t.
Whats the difference between a mini tampon... A middle tampon and a large tampon?.. They r all stuck upcunts!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №62 - Sms l e n g t h: 121 l e t.
When I was young I begged god for a bike, but god does not work that way... So I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №63 - Sms l e n g t h: 57 l e t.
Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №64 - Sms l e n g t h: 33 l e t.
You are old & have a small penis!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №65 - Sms l e n g t h: 104 l e t.
You don't know the meaning of the word 'Fear' - But then again you don't know the meaning of most words.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №66 - Sms l e n g t h: 66 l e t.
Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from thecondom factory.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №67 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats you can make free calls!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 6 June 2025
Jewish calendar: 19 Sivan 5775
Islamic calendar: 18 Sha'ban 1436
Chinese calendar: 20 day 4 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Confederate Memorial Day (Virginia, USA)
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• Flag Day (Sweden)
• National Day - End of the Kalmar Union (Sweden)
• Teachers Day (Bolivia)
• Financial Police Day (Kazakhstan)
• King's Birthday (Malaysia)
• Memorial Day (South Korea)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

My wishes are silent but true, every where they will follow you, luck is yours, wishes are mine, I wish your present & future will always shine

Greetings texts for sms messages

A guy searching, these keywords on google: 'How to tackle a wife... ' Google search result: 'Good morning, sir, even we are searching'

Funny jokes for sms messages

Fathers have special feathers that cover us when we need protection. Happy fathers day

Fathers day greetings for sms messages

Arguing with your boss is like wrestling with a donkey in the mud. After some time happy bose day

Boss day texts for sms messages

My eyes are blind without your eyes to see, like a rose without color. Always be there in my life sweetheart. Happy valentine's day

Valentines day greetings for sms messages

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words

Romantic texts for sms messages

Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy, fat women. - Marion smith

Marriage greetings for sms messages

Give laugh to all but smile to one, give cheeks to all but lips to one, give love to all but heart to one, let everybody love you but you love one

Love texts for sms messages

Growing seed makes no sound. But falling tree makes huge noise. Destruction has noise, creation is always quiet. This is the power fo silence

Good luck texts for sms messages

Life is to be fortified by many friendships. To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of existence. - Sydney smith

Friendship texts for sms messages