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greatest coarse texts for sms messages

Best sms sentences about rough for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many rude texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about rude for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №61 - Sms l e n g t h: 109 l e t.
Whats the difference between a mini tampon... A middle tampon and a large tampon?.. They r all stuck upcunts!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №62 - Sms l e n g t h: 121 l e t.
When I was young I begged god for a bike, but god does not work that way... So I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №63 - Sms l e n g t h: 57 l e t.
Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №64 - Sms l e n g t h: 33 l e t.
You are old & have a small penis!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №65 - Sms l e n g t h: 104 l e t.
You don't know the meaning of the word 'Fear' - But then again you don't know the meaning of most words.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №66 - Sms l e n g t h: 66 l e t.
Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from thecondom factory.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №67 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats you can make free calls!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 27 December 2025
Jewish calendar: 15 Tevet 5776
Islamic calendar: 15 Rabi al-Awwal 1437
Chinese calendar: 17 day 11 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Constitution Day (Northern Korea)
• Rescuer Day (Russia)
• Feast of the Holy Innocents (Syrian Churches)
• Quba Mosque Day (Shia Islam)
• Saint Stephen's Day - Day of the Wren (Ireland)
• Passport and Visa Service Workers Day (Kyrgyzstan)
• Interior Ministry Passport and Visa Service Day (Russia)
• Anniversary of Benazir Bhutto (Pakistan)
• Make Cut Out Snowflakes Day (USA)
• National Fruit Cake Day (USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high

Insult texts for sms messages

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Boo. Boo who? There's no need to cry, it's only a joke

Funny jokes for sms messages

A friend is: 1% funny2% sweet3% caring4% loving and... 90% good looking that's why... I'm your friend

Friendship texts for sms messages

Blls are ringing da wishes of christmas day da flying snowflakes send my most sincere blessings 2 U merry christmas

Christmas greetings for sms messages

The thing that weighs most heavily in the balance (Of good deeds) is a good attitude

Wisdom texts for sms messages

I need some time alone with myself

Sad texts for sms messages

Within you I lose myself... Without you I find myself wanting to be lost again

Miss you texts for sms messages

Little keys can open big locks, simple words can express great thoughts. A text from U never fails to make me smile the whole day through

Love texts for sms messages

It is only when we forget all our learning that we begin to know

Graduation greetings for sms messages

Yes, god made you first, but there is always a rough draft before the final copy

Friendship texts for sms messages