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Best sms sentences about rough for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many rude texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about rude for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №61 - Sms l e n g t h: 109 l e t.
Whats the difference between a mini tampon... A middle tampon and a large tampon?.. They r all stuck upcunts!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №62 - Sms l e n g t h: 121 l e t.
When I was young I begged god for a bike, but god does not work that way... So I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №63 - Sms l e n g t h: 57 l e t.
Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №64 - Sms l e n g t h: 33 l e t.
You are old & have a small penis!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №65 - Sms l e n g t h: 104 l e t.
You don't know the meaning of the word 'Fear' - But then again you don't know the meaning of most words.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №66 - Sms l e n g t h: 66 l e t.
Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from thecondom factory.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №67 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats you can make free calls!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 24 August 2019
Jewish calendar: 9 Elul 5775
Islamic calendar: 9 Dhu al-Qa'da 1436
Chinese calendar: 11 day 7 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• International Day Against Intolerance, Discrimination and Violence Based on Musical Preferences, Lifestyle and Dress Code (International)
• Constitution Day (Georgia)
• Independence Day (Ukraine)
• National Flag Day (Kazakhstan)
• Internal Forces Day (Kyrgyzstan)
• National Parks Day (Costa Rica)
• Flag Day (Liberia)
• Pyartli Day (Estonia)
• Feast of Saint Bartholomew (Catholic Church)
• National Knife Day (USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

There is strength in the union of very sorry men

Sorry texts for sms messages

Working towards success will make you a master but working towards satisfaction makes you a legend strive for excellence be a legend

Motivational texts for sms messages

Not where I breath, but where I love, I live

Love texts for sms messages

In success and failure, in sunshine and rain, in prosperity and adversity be at peace with the world and with yourself

Inspirational texts for sms messages

I only have sex on days that begin with t: Thanksgiving. Tuesday. Thursday. Today. Tomorrow. Thaturday. Thunday... Tevery day

Funny jokes for sms messages

Sweet by light naughty by night angel from above just for you to love

Flirt texts for sms messages

Sometimes, I wish certain people wont tell me that they love me... Wanna know why? So that I wont waste my time believing their sweetest lies

Broken heart texts for sms messages

Friends are like stars... You do not always see them but you know they are always there

Wisdom texts for sms messages

Group of sheep in field, one says I dont feel well. The others reply shut the fuck up your get us all shot

Rude texts for sms messages

If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden

Miss you texts for sms messages