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Funny sms contents for messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many best laughing sms messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find premium comic sms ideas for status witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
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Forget love... I'd rather fall in chocolate.

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Forward to you friends and get funny replies!.. Imagine I am in jail what you thinks that what crime I had done reply must.

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Four fonts walk into a bar. The barman says 'Oi - Get out! We don't want your type in here'.

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Friend 1: What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Friend 2: Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak friend 1: You killed it.

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Friendship is like a violin the music may stop now and then, but the strings will last forever.

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Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Every1 can c it but only U can feel its true warmth. Thank U 4 being the pee in my pants xXxx.

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Funny but true fact: Relationship between lovers in today's age... You can touch each other but you cannot touch each other's mobile.

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Funny definitions home: A place where you can scratch where it itches. Doctor: A person who cures the ills by pills, and kills by his bills. Love: Loss of valuable energy wife: Worries invited for ever.

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Funny definitions! College: A place where papa pays beta plays. Discipline: Word which is missing from students dictionary. Hostel: Modern hospital, visited by special patients, suffering from a disease called studies. Pocket: That which is mostly empty except for the first few days of the month.

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Gal: Do U have any sentimental love cards? Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved' gal: Great! I want 10 of them.

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Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

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Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to.

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Girl before marriage looks like, barbie doll... After marriage, beautiful doll... After 1 year, nice doll... After 2 years, only doll... After 3 years, panadol.

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God created the earth, god created the woods, god created you too, but yes, even god makes mistakes!

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God created the universe, the earth, nature, the eggs, man and saw that it was good and beautiful. God also created woman and thought: 'I hope she will make herself up'!

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God has given eyes: To look at U. Hands: To pray for U. Mind: To remember U. Heart: To love U. And and legs: To kick U if U 4get me.

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God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested.

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God made us body parts for a reason. Eyes: To look at you hands: To pray for you mind: To remember you heart: To miss you and... Legs: To kick you if U ever forget me!

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God saw your parents hungry, he created meal god saw they are thirsty, he created coke he saw them walking, he created car he saw them without problems, he created you.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 12 July 2020
Jewish calendar: 25 Tammuz 5775
Islamic calendar: 25 Ramadan 1436
Chinese calendar: 27 day 5 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Photographer Day (Ukraine)
• Fisherman's Day (Ukraine)
• Fisherman's Day (Russia)
• Russian Post Day (Russia)
• Apostles Peter and Paul Day (Orthodox)
• The Twelfth - Orangemen's Day - Commemorates the Battle of the Boyne (Northern Ireland)
• National Day of Commemoration (Ireland)
• Tax Authorities Day (Belarus)
• Railroad Day (Hungary)
• Fish Farmers Day (Tajikistan)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

True love is when you put someone on a pedestal, and they fall - But you are there to catch them

Love texts for sms messages

So, rather than appear foolish afterward, I renounce seeming clever now

April fool jokes for sms messages

There is only one difference between dream and aim. Dream requires effortless sleep. Whereas, aim requires sleepless efforts

Good luck texts for sms messages

A smile is nearly always inspired by another smile

Romantic texts for sms messages

To a very special couple who make a perfect pair this brings a wish for happiness in the future you will share

Engagement texts for sms messages

I'm on a mission to get over you, in other words mission impossible

Love texts for sms messages

If you want to gain knowledge, add something everyday to your mind. Bt if you want to gain wisdom, remove something everyday from your mind

Wisdom texts for sms messages

Human fall in love, that is normal. Cows eat grass, that is ok. But when a monkey press a mobile key bored amazing! Are you still pressing

Funny jokes for sms messages

Laughing is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one spot

Motivational texts for sms messages

Jingle the bells and play the music loud, for santa claus is coming to town! Happy christmas

Christmas greetings for sms messages