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Funny sms contents for messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many best laughing sms messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find premium comic sms ideas for status witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
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Forget love... I'd rather fall in chocolate.

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Forward to you friends and get funny replies!.. Imagine I am in jail what you thinks that what crime I had done reply must.

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Four fonts walk into a bar. The barman says 'Oi - Get out! We don't want your type in here'.

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Friend 1: What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Friend 2: Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak friend 1: You killed it.

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Friendship is like a violin the music may stop now and then, but the strings will last forever.

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Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Every1 can c it but only U can feel its true warmth. Thank U 4 being the pee in my pants xXxx.

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Funny but true fact: Relationship between lovers in today's age... You can touch each other but you cannot touch each other's mobile.

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Funny definitions home: A place where you can scratch where it itches. Doctor: A person who cures the ills by pills, and kills by his bills. Love: Loss of valuable energy wife: Worries invited for ever.

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Funny definitions! College: A place where papa pays beta plays. Discipline: Word which is missing from students dictionary. Hostel: Modern hospital, visited by special patients, suffering from a disease called studies. Pocket: That which is mostly empty except for the first few days of the month.

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Gal: Do U have any sentimental love cards? Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved' gal: Great! I want 10 of them.

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Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

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Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to.

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Girl before marriage looks like, barbie doll... After marriage, beautiful doll... After 1 year, nice doll... After 2 years, only doll... After 3 years, panadol.

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God created the earth, god created the woods, god created you too, but yes, even god makes mistakes!

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God created the universe, the earth, nature, the eggs, man and saw that it was good and beautiful. God also created woman and thought: 'I hope she will make herself up'!

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God has given eyes: To look at U. Hands: To pray for U. Mind: To remember U. Heart: To love U. And and legs: To kick U if U 4get me.

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God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested.

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God made us body parts for a reason. Eyes: To look at you hands: To pray for you mind: To remember you heart: To miss you and... Legs: To kick you if U ever forget me!

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God saw your parents hungry, he created meal god saw they are thirsty, he created coke he saw them walking, he created car he saw them without problems, he created you.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 25 April 2017
Jewish calendar: 6 Iyar 5775
Islamic calendar: 6 Rajab 1436
Chinese calendar: 7 day 3 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• World Malaria Day (International)
• World Tai Chi and Qigong Day (International)
• World Veterinary Day (International)
• World Healing Day (International)
• Arbor Day (Germany)
• ANZAC - Australian and New Zealand Army Corps Day (Australia)
• ANZAC - Australian and New Zealand Army Corps Day (New Zealand)
• Freedom Day - Carnation Revolution (Portugal)
• Day of Liberation from Fascism (Italy)
• Sinai Liberation Day (Egypt)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

When god opened the window of the heaven he asked me: What is your wish for today? 'I said lease take special care of the person reading this'

Friendship texts for sms messages

Remember me and bare in mind a faithful girl is hard to find this is always good and true so dont go changing old for new

Miss you texts for sms messages

Sometimes, I wish certain people wont tell me that they love me... Wanna know why? So that I wont waste my time believing their sweetest lies

Broken heart texts for sms messages

On independence day here's one wish I make for us our dreams of being together forever in a new and better tomorrow come true for us

Independence day greetings for sms messages

How can I begin to say i`m sorry. I didn't mean to upset you. I hope that you can forgive me. I'm sorry

Sorry texts for sms messages

Everything is okay in the end. If it's not okay, then it's not the end

Friendship texts for sms messages

Though shakespeare is great, he'll never find d right words to describe U because he simply never xperienced knowing a wonderful person like U, friend

Love texts for sms messages

Don't give cherries to pigs or advice to fools. - Irish proverb

April fool jokes for sms messages

Genuine success comes only to those who are ready for it. Good luck

Good luck texts for sms messages

When you strangle a smurf, what colour does he get

Riddle, puzzle for sms messages