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Funny sms contents for messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many best laughing sms messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find premium comic sms ideas for status witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
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Forget love... I'd rather fall in chocolate.

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Forward to you friends and get funny replies!.. Imagine I am in jail what you thinks that what crime I had done reply must.

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Four fonts walk into a bar. The barman says 'Oi - Get out! We don't want your type in here'.

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Friend 1: What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Friend 2: Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak friend 1: You killed it.

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Friendship is like a violin the music may stop now and then, but the strings will last forever.

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Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Every1 can c it but only U can feel its true warmth. Thank U 4 being the pee in my pants xXxx.

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Funny but true fact: Relationship between lovers in today's age... You can touch each other but you cannot touch each other's mobile.

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Funny definitions home: A place where you can scratch where it itches. Doctor: A person who cures the ills by pills, and kills by his bills. Love: Loss of valuable energy wife: Worries invited for ever.

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Funny definitions! College: A place where papa pays beta plays. Discipline: Word which is missing from students dictionary. Hostel: Modern hospital, visited by special patients, suffering from a disease called studies. Pocket: That which is mostly empty except for the first few days of the month.

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Gal: Do U have any sentimental love cards? Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved' gal: Great! I want 10 of them.

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Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

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Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to.

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Girl before marriage looks like, barbie doll... After marriage, beautiful doll... After 1 year, nice doll... After 2 years, only doll... After 3 years, panadol.

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God created the earth, god created the woods, god created you too, but yes, even god makes mistakes!

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God created the universe, the earth, nature, the eggs, man and saw that it was good and beautiful. God also created woman and thought: 'I hope she will make herself up'!

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God has given eyes: To look at U. Hands: To pray for U. Mind: To remember U. Heart: To love U. And and legs: To kick U if U 4get me.

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God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested.

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God made us body parts for a reason. Eyes: To look at you hands: To pray for you mind: To remember you heart: To miss you and... Legs: To kick you if U ever forget me!

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God saw your parents hungry, he created meal god saw they are thirsty, he created coke he saw them walking, he created car he saw them without problems, he created you.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 28 May 2018
Jewish calendar: 10 Sivan 5775
Islamic calendar: 9 Sha'ban 1436
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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

A prime candidate for natural de-selection

Insult texts for sms messages

We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified

Sorry texts for sms messages

Frienship is like sky and friends are like the stars in the sky, and dear U are da comet among da stars

Friendship texts for sms messages

What I feel for you, is really true. You got to know, I need you so. When you are gone, I can't go on. Can't you see, that you are the only one for me

Love texts for sms messages

Grow old along with me! The best is yet to be

Birthday greetings for sms messages

I just love when morning gets here, because I can send a great big good morning sms to my best friend. What a lovely way to start my day

Good morning texts for sms messages

I feel something in my heart it's like a little flame every time I see you this flame lights up this flame is special 4 you bcoz I love you

Romantic texts for sms messages

God made a father who is, as sweet as a nectar, as brave as a lion, as cheerful as a bear, and he gave such dear father to me

Fathers day greetings for sms messages

Last night I asked my angel 2 watch over U... But it came soon. I asked: Why? It smiled and said: An angel doesnt watch over another angel

Love texts for sms messages

Mistakes are painful when they happen, but years later a collection of mistakes called experience which leads us to success

Wisdom texts for sms messages