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funny sms texts for messages

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many funny sms contents for messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find best laughing sms messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!

Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №141 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.

Don't wait for the perfect moment... Take the moment and make it perfect.

Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №142 - Sms l e n g t h: 147 l e t.

Dream makes everything possible, hope makes everything work, luv makes everything beautiful, smile makes all the above... So always brush ur teeth.

Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №143 - Sms l e n g t h: 118 l e t.

E man pays $. 2, 00 for a $. 1, 00 item that he needs, a woman pays $. 1, 00 for $. 2, 00 item that she does not need.

Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №144 - Sms l e n g t h: 101 l e t.

Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands.

Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №145 - Sms l e n g t h: 90 l e t.

Every time I hold her hand, I feel like holding my cheek. She always slaps me on the face.

Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №146 - Sms l e n g t h: 74 l e t.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №147 - Sms l e n g t h: 83 l e t.

Everyone, except me, wants to become a millionaire. I want to become a billionaire.

Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №148 - Sms l e n g t h: 49 l e t.

Excessive use of alcohol can lead to a pregnancy.

Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №149 - Sms l e n g t h: 82 l e t.

Facebook keeps changing, updating... Yet they can't add a simple 'Dislike' button.

Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №150 - Sms l e n g t h: 40 l e t.

Faith: Not wanting to know what is true.

Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №151 - Sms l e n g t h: 40 l e t.

Falling in love is so hard on the knees.

Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №152 - Sms l e n g t h: 144 l e t.

Father 2 his son: If U do not pass your exam this time, don't call me papa after some days... Father: How is your result? Son: Sorry mr. Robert.

Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №153 - Sms l e n g t h: 109 l e t.

Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything! Son: That's why I say she's no good!

Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №154 - Sms l e n g t h: 130 l e t.

Few realation in earth never die. Want to know what is it? Read again... (F) few (R) realation (I) in (E) earth (N) never (D) die.

Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №155 - Sms l e n g t h: 104 l e t.

Fill in the blank... Im ur... Friend - A)-cute b)-sweet c)-loving d)-boy e)-best of all reply is a must.

Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №156 - Sms l e n g t h: 69 l e t.

First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.

Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №157 - Sms l e n g t h: 65 l e t.

Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools.

Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №158 - Sms l e n g t h: 30 l e t.

For sale: Air bags, used once.

Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №159 - Sms l e n g t h: 37 l e t.

For sale: Twin beds, one hardly used.

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I would like to warn you against sanding some of this greatest joke texts for sms messages - Best sms sentences about comic for letters read by you, may cause absolutely other emotions in a person whom you will send it. So think carefully before you send some funny texts for facebook status, because each person differently understand your sms.

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Today

Date in various calendars

Gregorian calendar: 26 September 2018

Jewish calendar: 13 Tishrei 5776

Islamic calendar: 12 Dhu al-Hijja 1436

Chinese calendar: 14 day 8 month 4412 year

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Today holidays

Reasons for mms or sms greetings

• World Heart Day (International)

• World Contraception Day (International)

• European Bat Nights (Europe)

• European Day of Languages (European Union)

• National Hunting and Fishing Day (USA)

• Judicial Police Day (Ukraine)

• Tashrik Day (Islam)

• Dominion Day (New Zealand)

• Railways Day (Czech Republic)

• Day of the National Flag (Ecuador)

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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Another year has passed in your life, making you even wiser and stronger. Let your age, not age your spirits. Happy birthday

Birthday greetings for sms messages

A new sun a fresh day a cool greeting asking to you forget all your worries sorrows & tears for someone who wants to see you happy good morning

Good morning texts for sms messages

Why are men like snails?.. They have horns, they slobber and they trudge along, and above all, they think the house is theirs

Riddle, puzzle for sms messages

Missing you a lot on this easter. Wishing you were here to celebrate this holy occasion with me. Happy easter

Easter greetings for sms messages

I love two things, a rose and you. A rose for a short while, but you for the rest of my life

Love texts for sms messages

My love, words however special... Could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart

Valentines day greetings for sms messages

When I was walking alone, I wished that I can reach da end of da road... But when U r walking with me, I wish the road never ends... Friend's forever

Friendship texts for sms messages

I want to be with you tonight, tomorrow, and today it can't happen now but it will someday

Miss you texts for sms messages

Most hurting line by a true love: If you will leave me, I promise you will come back once with your open eyes to see my closed eyes

Break up texts for sms messages

Sending you a jumbo-sized congratulations! You did it

Greetings texts for sms messages

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