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funny sms texts for messages

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many funny sms contents for messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find best laughing sms messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №141 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.
Don't wait for the perfect moment... Take the moment and make it perfect.

Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №142 - Sms l e n g t h: 147 l e t.
Dream makes everything possible, hope makes everything work, luv makes everything beautiful, smile makes all the above... So always brush ur teeth.

Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №143 - Sms l e n g t h: 118 l e t.
E man pays $. 2, 00 for a $. 1, 00 item that he needs, a woman pays $. 1, 00 for $. 2, 00 item that she does not need.

Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №144 - Sms l e n g t h: 101 l e t.
Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands.

Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №145 - Sms l e n g t h: 90 l e t.
Every time I hold her hand, I feel like holding my cheek. She always slaps me on the face.

Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №146 - Sms l e n g t h: 74 l e t.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №147 - Sms l e n g t h: 83 l e t.
Everyone, except me, wants to become a millionaire. I want to become a billionaire.

Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №148 - Sms l e n g t h: 49 l e t.
Excessive use of alcohol can lead to a pregnancy.

Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №149 - Sms l e n g t h: 82 l e t.
Facebook keeps changing, updating... Yet they can't add a simple 'Dislike' button.

Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №150 - Sms l e n g t h: 40 l e t.
Faith: Not wanting to know what is true.

Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №151 - Sms l e n g t h: 40 l e t.
Falling in love is so hard on the knees.

Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №152 - Sms l e n g t h: 144 l e t.
Father 2 his son: If U do not pass your exam this time, don't call me papa after some days... Father: How is your result? Son: Sorry mr. Robert.

Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №153 - Sms l e n g t h: 109 l e t.
Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything! Son: That's why I say she's no good!

Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №154 - Sms l e n g t h: 130 l e t.
Few realation in earth never die. Want to know what is it? Read again... (F) few (R) realation (I) in (E) earth (N) never (D) die.

Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №155 - Sms l e n g t h: 104 l e t.
Fill in the blank... Im ur... Friend - A)-cute b)-sweet c)-loving d)-boy e)-best of all reply is a must.

Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №156 - Sms l e n g t h: 69 l e t.
First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.

Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №157 - Sms l e n g t h: 65 l e t.
Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools.

Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №158 - Sms l e n g t h: 30 l e t.
For sale: Air bags, used once.

Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №159 - Sms l e n g t h: 37 l e t.
For sale: Twin beds, one hardly used.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 22 August 2017
Jewish calendar: 7 Elul 5775
Islamic calendar: 7 Dhu al-Qa'da 1436
Chinese calendar: 9 day 7 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Internal Affairs Workers Who Died on Duty Day (Ukraine)
• Flag Day (Russia)
• Komi Republic Day (Komi, Russia)
• National Eat a Peach Day (USA)
• National Be An Angel Day (USA)
• National Tooth Fairy Day (USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

A smile gives red colour 2 ur cheeks, white 2 ur teeth, pink colour 2 ur lips, silver colour 2 ur eyes, so keep smiling & enjoy the colours of life

Smile jokes for sms messages

A friend is: 1% funny2% sweet3% caring4% loving and... 90% good looking that's why... I'm your friend

Friendship texts for sms messages

Not where I breath, but where I love, I live

Love texts for sms messages

Be clean in all matters and you will never be ashamed

Advice texts for sms messages

Out of four people one is chinese. If ur father, ur mother and ur brother are not chinese, then it must be you

Funny jokes for sms messages

Similarity between man & the letter 'Q' both r zero without that little thing hanging down below

Naughty texts for sms messages

Merry christmas and every happiness in the new year

Christmas greetings for sms messages

My eyes are eager to see you, my ears are eager to listen you, my lips are eager to kiss you, and my dreams in night are eager to welcome you

Kiss texts for sms messages

Sweet content, where doth thine harbour hold

Sweet texts for sms messages

I was a beautiful baby. But they switched my in the hospital

Friendship texts for sms messages