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funny sms texts for messages

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many funny sms contents for messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find best laughing sms messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №141 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.
Don't wait for the perfect moment... Take the moment and make it perfect.

Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №142 - Sms l e n g t h: 147 l e t.
Dream makes everything possible, hope makes everything work, luv makes everything beautiful, smile makes all the above... So always brush ur teeth.

Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №143 - Sms l e n g t h: 118 l e t.
E man pays $. 2, 00 for a $. 1, 00 item that he needs, a woman pays $. 1, 00 for $. 2, 00 item that she does not need.

Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №144 - Sms l e n g t h: 101 l e t.
Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands.

Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №145 - Sms l e n g t h: 90 l e t.
Every time I hold her hand, I feel like holding my cheek. She always slaps me on the face.

Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №146 - Sms l e n g t h: 74 l e t.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №147 - Sms l e n g t h: 83 l e t.
Everyone, except me, wants to become a millionaire. I want to become a billionaire.

Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №148 - Sms l e n g t h: 49 l e t.
Excessive use of alcohol can lead to a pregnancy.

Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №149 - Sms l e n g t h: 82 l e t.
Facebook keeps changing, updating... Yet they can't add a simple 'Dislike' button.

Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №150 - Sms l e n g t h: 40 l e t.
Faith: Not wanting to know what is true.

Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №151 - Sms l e n g t h: 40 l e t.
Falling in love is so hard on the knees.

Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №152 - Sms l e n g t h: 144 l e t.
Father 2 his son: If U do not pass your exam this time, don't call me papa after some days... Father: How is your result? Son: Sorry mr. Robert.

Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №153 - Sms l e n g t h: 109 l e t.
Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything! Son: That's why I say she's no good!

Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №154 - Sms l e n g t h: 130 l e t.
Few realation in earth never die. Want to know what is it? Read again... (F) few (R) realation (I) in (E) earth (N) never (D) die.

Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №155 - Sms l e n g t h: 104 l e t.
Fill in the blank... Im ur... Friend - A)-cute b)-sweet c)-loving d)-boy e)-best of all reply is a must.

Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №156 - Sms l e n g t h: 69 l e t.
First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.

Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №157 - Sms l e n g t h: 65 l e t.
Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools.

Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №158 - Sms l e n g t h: 30 l e t.
For sale: Air bags, used once.

Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №159 - Sms l e n g t h: 37 l e t.
For sale: Twin beds, one hardly used.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 9 December 2019
Jewish calendar: 27 Kislev 5776
Islamic calendar: 26 Safar 1437
Chinese calendar: 28 day 10 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• International Anti-Corruption Day (United Nations)
• Constitution Day (Northern Marianas)
• Ministry of Internal Affairs Staff Divisions Foundation Day (Ukraine)
• Fatherland Heroes Day (Russia)
• Geologists Day (Tajikistan)
• Tanganyika Independence Day (Tanganyika, Tanzania)
• National Heroes Day (Antigua and Barbuda)
• Anna's Day (Finland)
• State and Municipal Workers Day (Ulyanovsk, Russia)
• Yuri's Day in the Autumn (Orthodox)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

True friends are not those who make your problems disappear, but those who won't be disappeared when you are facing problems

Friendship texts for sms messages

Among ur frens I care 4 U da most, among ur frens I lov U da most, among ur frens U hurt me d most coz... I know dats all im 2 U... Among ur frens

Miss you texts for sms messages

You're such a great boss you deserve to be on mount rush more. We'll handle things here until you get back. Happy boss's day

Boss day texts for sms messages

The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet

Graduation greetings for sms messages

At this moment 5 million are having sex 2 million are in gun fights 91milliom at a party and one sad fucker is reading this sms

Rude texts for sms messages

Everybody wants someone special someone innocent someone nice someone cool someone sweet someone cute someone intelligent but why always me, me and me

Flirt texts for sms messages

Love is a scary thing give from god so every person might treasure it give importance in everything we have

Love texts for sms messages

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance - The wise grows it under his feet

Wisdom texts for sms messages

I love you, not for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you

Funny jokes for sms messages

Every good thought is a star which leads you on, shining in the dark, making your pathway radiant

Motivational texts for sms messages