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funny sms texts for messages

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many funny sms contents for messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find best laughing sms messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №141 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.
Don't wait for the perfect moment... Take the moment and make it perfect.

Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №142 - Sms l e n g t h: 147 l e t.
Dream makes everything possible, hope makes everything work, luv makes everything beautiful, smile makes all the above... So always brush ur teeth.

Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №143 - Sms l e n g t h: 118 l e t.
E man pays $. 2, 00 for a $. 1, 00 item that he needs, a woman pays $. 1, 00 for $. 2, 00 item that she does not need.

Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №144 - Sms l e n g t h: 101 l e t.
Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands.

Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №145 - Sms l e n g t h: 90 l e t.
Every time I hold her hand, I feel like holding my cheek. She always slaps me on the face.

Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №146 - Sms l e n g t h: 74 l e t.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №147 - Sms l e n g t h: 83 l e t.
Everyone, except me, wants to become a millionaire. I want to become a billionaire.

Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №148 - Sms l e n g t h: 49 l e t.
Excessive use of alcohol can lead to a pregnancy.

Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №149 - Sms l e n g t h: 82 l e t.
Facebook keeps changing, updating... Yet they can't add a simple 'Dislike' button.

Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №150 - Sms l e n g t h: 40 l e t.
Faith: Not wanting to know what is true.

Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №151 - Sms l e n g t h: 40 l e t.
Falling in love is so hard on the knees.

Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №152 - Sms l e n g t h: 144 l e t.
Father 2 his son: If U do not pass your exam this time, don't call me papa after some days... Father: How is your result? Son: Sorry mr. Robert.

Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №153 - Sms l e n g t h: 109 l e t.
Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything! Son: That's why I say she's no good!

Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №154 - Sms l e n g t h: 130 l e t.
Few realation in earth never die. Want to know what is it? Read again... (F) few (R) realation (I) in (E) earth (N) never (D) die.

Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №155 - Sms l e n g t h: 104 l e t.
Fill in the blank... Im ur... Friend - A)-cute b)-sweet c)-loving d)-boy e)-best of all reply is a must.

Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №156 - Sms l e n g t h: 69 l e t.
First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.

Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №157 - Sms l e n g t h: 65 l e t.
Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools.

Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №158 - Sms l e n g t h: 30 l e t.
For sale: Air bags, used once.

Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №159 - Sms l e n g t h: 37 l e t.
For sale: Twin beds, one hardly used.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 24 January 2019
Jewish calendar: 4 Shvat 5775
Islamic calendar: 3 Rabi ath-Thani 1436
Chinese calendar: 5 day 12 month 4411 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Unification Day (Romania)
• Economic Liberation Day (Togo)
• Feast of Our Lady of Peace (Catholic Church)
• Global Belly Laugh Day (Global)
• National Lobster Thermidor Day (USA)
• National Eskimo Pie Patent Day (USA)
• National Compliment Day (USA)
• Talk Like a Grizzled Prospector Day (USA)
• Beer Can Appreciation Day (USA)
• National Peanut Butter Day (USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

You're the one I want, the one I need, but bad mistakes I've done indeed. In search for forgiveness and happiness too, I want to say that I love U

Sweet texts for sms messages

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph waldo emerson

Friendship texts for sms messages

When you love someone, you love the whole person, just as he or she is, and not as you would like them to be

Love texts for sms messages

Grow old along with me! The best is yet to be

Birthday greetings for sms messages

I just love when morning gets here, because I can send a great big good morning sms to my best friend. What a lovely way to start my day

Good morning texts for sms messages

What is the velocity of the darkness

Riddle, puzzle for sms messages

Christianity begins where religion ends... With the resurrection - Herbert booth smith

Easter greetings for sms messages

I like not only to be loved, but to be told that I am loved. - George elliot

Love texts for sms messages

My valentine wish is that our love becomes stronger and stronger from valentine to valentine

Valentines day greetings for sms messages

Uve touched my heart uve touched my soul. Bcos of U I now feel whole. U'll always b my closest friend. U'll b in my heart 2 the very end

Friendship texts for sms messages