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funny sms texts for messages

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many funny sms contents for messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find best laughing sms messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №141 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.
Don't wait for the perfect moment... Take the moment and make it perfect.

Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №142 - Sms l e n g t h: 147 l e t.
Dream makes everything possible, hope makes everything work, luv makes everything beautiful, smile makes all the above... So always brush ur teeth.

Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №143 - Sms l e n g t h: 118 l e t.
E man pays $. 2, 00 for a $. 1, 00 item that he needs, a woman pays $. 1, 00 for $. 2, 00 item that she does not need.

Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №144 - Sms l e n g t h: 101 l e t.
Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands.

Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №145 - Sms l e n g t h: 90 l e t.
Every time I hold her hand, I feel like holding my cheek. She always slaps me on the face.

Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №146 - Sms l e n g t h: 74 l e t.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №147 - Sms l e n g t h: 83 l e t.
Everyone, except me, wants to become a millionaire. I want to become a billionaire.

Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №148 - Sms l e n g t h: 49 l e t.
Excessive use of alcohol can lead to a pregnancy.

Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №149 - Sms l e n g t h: 82 l e t.
Facebook keeps changing, updating... Yet they can't add a simple 'Dislike' button.

Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №150 - Sms l e n g t h: 40 l e t.
Faith: Not wanting to know what is true.

Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №151 - Sms l e n g t h: 40 l e t.
Falling in love is so hard on the knees.

Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №152 - Sms l e n g t h: 144 l e t.
Father 2 his son: If U do not pass your exam this time, don't call me papa after some days... Father: How is your result? Son: Sorry mr. Robert.

Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №153 - Sms l e n g t h: 109 l e t.
Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything! Son: That's why I say she's no good!

Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №154 - Sms l e n g t h: 130 l e t.
Few realation in earth never die. Want to know what is it? Read again... (F) few (R) realation (I) in (E) earth (N) never (D) die.

Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №155 - Sms l e n g t h: 104 l e t.
Fill in the blank... Im ur... Friend - A)-cute b)-sweet c)-loving d)-boy e)-best of all reply is a must.

Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №156 - Sms l e n g t h: 69 l e t.
First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.

Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №157 - Sms l e n g t h: 65 l e t.
Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools.

Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №158 - Sms l e n g t h: 30 l e t.
For sale: Air bags, used once.

Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №159 - Sms l e n g t h: 37 l e t.
For sale: Twin beds, one hardly used.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 20 October 2019
Jewish calendar: 7 Cheshvan 5776
Islamic calendar: 6 Muharram 1437
Chinese calendar: 8 day 9 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• World Osteoporosis Day (International)
• World Statistics Day (United Nations)
• International Chefs Day (International)
• Operational and Technical Units Day (Ukraine)
• Military Signalman Day (Russia)
• Navy Birthday (Russia)
• Communication Troops Day (Kyrgyzstan)
• Vietnamese Women's Day (Vietnam)
• Revolution Day (Guatemala)
• International Day of the Air Traffic Controller (International)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

May dis christmas end da present year on a cheerful note & make way 4 a fresh & bright nw yr. Here's wishing U a merry christmas & a happy nw yr

Christmas greetings for sms messages

A kiss is something you cannot give without taking & cannot take without giving

Kiss texts for sms messages

Love is possible after friendship but friendship is not possible after love because medicines work before death later nothing can be cured

Sweet texts for sms messages

I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends

Friendship texts for sms messages

We always thought we'd look back on our tears and laugh, but we never thought we'd look back on our laughter and cry

Love texts for sms messages

Hi, doing nothing? Then make a place, for me in your heart! I may come there any time! Your's faithfully, 'Heart attack'

April fool jokes for sms messages

Hey ma love good morning its doesn't ask qestions but is da way 2 know da condition of one U love! Luv U

Good luck texts for sms messages

Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it

Retirement texts for sms messages

Meeting U was fate, becoming ur friend was choice, but falling in love with U was completely out of my control

Cute texts for sms messages

I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I love you

Love texts for sms messages