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Super sms contents about joke for messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many funny sms sentences for letters for every occasion. In this collection you will find greatest sms words about laughing for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Sms message text №261 - Sms l e n g t h: 160 l e t.
I want U 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh... I laugh. U jump out of d window... I look down n then... I laugh again... Hahaha.

Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Sms message text №262 - Sms l e n g t h: 129 l e t.
I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant to have candle light dinner... & say those sweet three words to U... 'Pay the bill.

Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Sms message text №263 - Sms l e n g t h: 189 l e t.
I will lend you my shoulder for you to cry on, my ears to listen to you, my hand for you to hold, my feet to walk with you but I can not lend you my heart because it already belongs to you.

Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Sms message text №264 - Sms l e n g t h: 165 l e t.
I wish I could show you in my own little way how much I value U, it wasn't like years or centuries but what you have shown me is enaf to treasure you for a lifetime!

Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Sms message text №265 - Sms l e n g t h: 55 l e t.
I wonder if you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Sms message text №266 - Sms l e n g t h: 52 l e t.
I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Sms message text №267 - Sms l e n g t h: 60 l e t.
If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long.

Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Sms message text №268 - Sms l e n g t h: 60 l e t.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Sms message text №269 - Sms l e n g t h: 159 l e t.
If I was an artist, you would be my picture! If I was a poet, you would be my inspiration! If I was an author you would be my story! But I'm only a cartoonist!

Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Sms message text №270 - Sms l e n g t h: 88 l e t.
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Sms message text №271 - Sms l e n g t h: 53 l e t.
If love is blind, why is marriage such an eye opener?

Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Sms message text №272 - Sms l e n g t h: 55 l e t.
If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question.

Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Sms message text №273 - Sms l e n g t h: 81 l e t.
If marriages were made in heaven then what was made in hell! Days after marriage.

Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Sms message text №274 - Sms l e n g t h: 112 l e t.
If somebody offers U a lifetime supply of candy and there is just one piece, don't eat it: It's probably poison.

Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Sms message text №275 - Sms l e n g t h: 98 l e t.
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill him is it considered a hostage situation?

Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Sms message text №276 - Sms l e n g t h: 134 l e t.
If there is darkness all aroun U, dn't worry, just pray to god 2 show U light. If still U r in darkness pls pray ur electricity bills!

Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Sms message text №277 - Sms l e n g t h: 93 l e t.
If they say 'Good looks could kill', then please don't look at me! I don't wanna see you die!

Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Sms message text №278 - Sms l e n g t h: 207 l e t.
If you are alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile. If you need money, wait for your salary.

Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Sms message text №279 - Sms l e n g t h: 151 l e t.
If you are in tension, if nothing seems right, if U find no way out, then just think of me only once, I will be always there to increase your tensions.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 27 May 2017
Jewish calendar: 9 Sivan 5775
Islamic calendar: 8 Sha'ban 1436
Chinese calendar: 10 day 4 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• National Libraries Day (Russia)
• Slavery Abolition Day (Saint Martin, France)
• Slavery Abolition Day (Guadeloupe, France)
• Mother's Day (Bolivia)
• Libraries Day (Kyrgyzstan)
• Army Day (Nicaragua)
• Children's Day (Nigeria)
• Attains Sovereignty Day (Afghanistan)
• World Multiple Sclerosis Day (USA)
• Saint Petersburg Birthday (Saint Petersburg, Russia)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Why didn't noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Insult texts for sms messages

Your words of love steal someone's heart, but you don't know that your heart is already stolen by me check it

Thank texts for sms messages

Do you ever notice that anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, & anyone driving faster than you is a maniac'

Funny jokes for sms messages

A new year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other

New year greetings for sms messages

Q: What do you call rabbits that marched in a long sweltering easter parade? A: Hot, cross bunnies

Easter greetings for sms messages

Love is the word used to label the sexual excitement of the young, the habituation of the middle-aged, and the mutual dependence of the old

Love texts for sms messages

To the beautiful couple in all the land, may your anniversary be happy and grand. Happy anniversary

Anniversary greetings for sms messages

Love sweet as sugar, bitter if you dont know it better. Bed the best place to think of memories which put U to sleep, telling U goodnite

Good night texts for sms messages

Without love life waste, without story movie waste, without my sms ur cell waste & without ur smile my sms waste

Smile jokes for sms messages

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph waldo emerson

Friendship texts for sms messages