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Super sms contents about joke for messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many funny sms sentences for letters for every occasion. In this collection you will find greatest sms words about laughing for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Sms message text №261 - Sms l e n g t h: 160 l e t.
I want U 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh... I laugh. U jump out of d window... I look down n then... I laugh again... Hahaha.

Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Sms message text №262 - Sms l e n g t h: 129 l e t.
I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant to have candle light dinner... & say those sweet three words to U... 'Pay the bill.

Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Sms message text №263 - Sms l e n g t h: 189 l e t.
I will lend you my shoulder for you to cry on, my ears to listen to you, my hand for you to hold, my feet to walk with you but I can not lend you my heart because it already belongs to you.

Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Sms message text №264 - Sms l e n g t h: 165 l e t.
I wish I could show you in my own little way how much I value U, it wasn't like years or centuries but what you have shown me is enaf to treasure you for a lifetime!

Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Sms message text №265 - Sms l e n g t h: 55 l e t.
I wonder if you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Sms message text №266 - Sms l e n g t h: 52 l e t.
I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Sms message text №267 - Sms l e n g t h: 60 l e t.
If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long.

Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Sms message text №268 - Sms l e n g t h: 60 l e t.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Sms message text №269 - Sms l e n g t h: 159 l e t.
If I was an artist, you would be my picture! If I was a poet, you would be my inspiration! If I was an author you would be my story! But I'm only a cartoonist!

Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Sms message text №270 - Sms l e n g t h: 88 l e t.
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Sms message text №271 - Sms l e n g t h: 53 l e t.
If love is blind, why is marriage such an eye opener?

Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Sms message text №272 - Sms l e n g t h: 55 l e t.
If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question.

Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Sms message text №273 - Sms l e n g t h: 81 l e t.
If marriages were made in heaven then what was made in hell! Days after marriage.

Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Sms message text №274 - Sms l e n g t h: 112 l e t.
If somebody offers U a lifetime supply of candy and there is just one piece, don't eat it: It's probably poison.

Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Sms message text №275 - Sms l e n g t h: 98 l e t.
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill him is it considered a hostage situation?

Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Sms message text №276 - Sms l e n g t h: 134 l e t.
If there is darkness all aroun U, dn't worry, just pray to god 2 show U light. If still U r in darkness pls pray ur electricity bills!

Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Sms message text №277 - Sms l e n g t h: 93 l e t.
If they say 'Good looks could kill', then please don't look at me! I don't wanna see you die!

Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Sms message text №278 - Sms l e n g t h: 207 l e t.
If you are alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile. If you need money, wait for your salary.

Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Sms message text №279 - Sms l e n g t h: 151 l e t.
If you are in tension, if nothing seems right, if U find no way out, then just think of me only once, I will be always there to increase your tensions.

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Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 14 August 2018
Jewish calendar: 29 Av 5775
Islamic calendar: 28 Shawwal 1436
Chinese calendar: 1 day 7 month 4412 year


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Reasons for mms or sms greetings
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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

If I were a tear in ur eye I would roll down to ur lips. But if U were a tear in my eye I would never cry as I would be afraid 2 lose U

Romantic texts for sms messages

A friend is: 1% funny2% sweet3% caring4% loving and... 90% good looking that's why... I'm your friend

Friendship texts for sms messages

When U love someone, draw a circle around their name instead of a heart bcuz hearts can be broken but circles never end

Love texts for sms messages

Girl: 'I'm breaking up with you. ' Boy: 'Ok, can I get a last hug? ' *girl hugs boy* girl: 'Wait, are you covered in glue? ' Boy: 'Yeah'

Break up texts for sms messages

I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high

Insult texts for sms messages

You're really very naughty a right such and such you spent way too much on your gift but thanks very... Very... Very... Much

Thank texts for sms messages

Born free... Taxed to death

Funny jokes for sms messages

What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your nuts. This is no ordinary blow job

Naughty texts for sms messages

Christianity begins where religion ends... With the resurrection - Herbert booth smith

Easter greetings for sms messages

Love is like a golden chain that links our hearts together and if you ever break that chain youll break my heart 4ever

Love texts for sms messages