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Super sms contents about joke for messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many funny sms sentences for letters for every occasion. In this collection you will find greatest sms words about laughing for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Sms message text №261 - Sms l e n g t h: 160 l e t.
I want U 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh... I laugh. U jump out of d window... I look down n then... I laugh again... Hahaha.

Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Sms message text №262 - Sms l e n g t h: 129 l e t.
I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant to have candle light dinner... & say those sweet three words to U... 'Pay the bill.

Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Sms message text №263 - Sms l e n g t h: 189 l e t.
I will lend you my shoulder for you to cry on, my ears to listen to you, my hand for you to hold, my feet to walk with you but I can not lend you my heart because it already belongs to you.

Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Sms message text №264 - Sms l e n g t h: 165 l e t.
I wish I could show you in my own little way how much I value U, it wasn't like years or centuries but what you have shown me is enaf to treasure you for a lifetime!

Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Sms message text №265 - Sms l e n g t h: 55 l e t.
I wonder if you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Sms message text №266 - Sms l e n g t h: 52 l e t.
I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Sms message text №267 - Sms l e n g t h: 60 l e t.
If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long.

Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Sms message text №268 - Sms l e n g t h: 60 l e t.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Sms message text №269 - Sms l e n g t h: 159 l e t.
If I was an artist, you would be my picture! If I was a poet, you would be my inspiration! If I was an author you would be my story! But I'm only a cartoonist!

Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Sms message text №270 - Sms l e n g t h: 88 l e t.
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Sms message text №271 - Sms l e n g t h: 53 l e t.
If love is blind, why is marriage such an eye opener?

Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Sms message text №272 - Sms l e n g t h: 55 l e t.
If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question.

Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Sms message text №273 - Sms l e n g t h: 81 l e t.
If marriages were made in heaven then what was made in hell! Days after marriage.

Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Sms message text №274 - Sms l e n g t h: 112 l e t.
If somebody offers U a lifetime supply of candy and there is just one piece, don't eat it: It's probably poison.

Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Sms message text №275 - Sms l e n g t h: 98 l e t.
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill him is it considered a hostage situation?

Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Sms message text №276 - Sms l e n g t h: 134 l e t.
If there is darkness all aroun U, dn't worry, just pray to god 2 show U light. If still U r in darkness pls pray ur electricity bills!

Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Sms message text №277 - Sms l e n g t h: 93 l e t.
If they say 'Good looks could kill', then please don't look at me! I don't wanna see you die!

Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Sms message text №278 - Sms l e n g t h: 207 l e t.
If you are alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile. If you need money, wait for your salary.

Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Sms message text №279 - Sms l e n g t h: 151 l e t.
If you are in tension, if nothing seems right, if U find no way out, then just think of me only once, I will be always there to increase your tensions.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 27 March 2017
Jewish calendar: 7 Nisan 5775
Islamic calendar: 6 Jumada ath-Thaniya 1436
Chinese calendar: 8 day 2 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• World Theatre Day (International)
• Military Airfield Service Engineering Day (Ukraine)
• Internal Troops of Interior Ministry Day (Russia)
• Evacuation Day (Angola)
• Tatmadaw Day - Armed Forces Day (Myanmar)
• Viagra Day (USA)
• Ruperts Feast Day (Catholic Church)
• National Spanish Paella Day (USA)
• National Joe Day (USA)
• National Cherry Blossom Festival (Washington, USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

If a kiss on your lips tastes as sweat as a raindrop I want it to rain for ever

Flirt texts for sms messages

There is somebody in the world. Diferent from the rest. The sweetest person I know. That is why I love you so

Love texts for sms messages

Thinking of you and the good times we spent make me smile! Happy birthday to a friend who is always close to my heart

Birthday greetings for sms messages

On independence day here's one wish I make for us our dreams of being together forever in a new and better tomorrow come true for us

Independence day greetings for sms messages

When you think your first falling in love, just then you realize your falling out of love

Sweet texts for sms messages

When I was walking alone, I wished that I can reach da end of da road... But when U r walking with me, I wish the road never ends... Friend's forever

Friendship texts for sms messages

Our doubts are traitors, and make us lose the good we oft might win, by fearing to attempt

Motivational texts for sms messages

Gr8 people talk about things. Small people talk about other people. And legends never talk they send sms

Cute texts for sms messages

It is very tough to believe a stranger, but if someone loves U more than fish loves water, holds ur hand tight with tears in his eyes & says

Love texts for sms messages

It is better to forget and smile rather than remember and be sad

Advice texts for sms messages