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Super sms contents about joke for messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many funny sms sentences for letters for every occasion. In this collection you will find greatest sms words about laughing for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Sms message text №261 - Sms l e n g t h: 160 l e t.
I want U 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh... I laugh. U jump out of d window... I look down n then... I laugh again... Hahaha.

Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Sms message text №262 - Sms l e n g t h: 129 l e t.
I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant to have candle light dinner... & say those sweet three words to U... 'Pay the bill.

Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Sms message text №263 - Sms l e n g t h: 189 l e t.
I will lend you my shoulder for you to cry on, my ears to listen to you, my hand for you to hold, my feet to walk with you but I can not lend you my heart because it already belongs to you.

Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Sms message text №264 - Sms l e n g t h: 165 l e t.
I wish I could show you in my own little way how much I value U, it wasn't like years or centuries but what you have shown me is enaf to treasure you for a lifetime!

Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Sms message text №265 - Sms l e n g t h: 55 l e t.
I wonder if you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Sms message text №266 - Sms l e n g t h: 52 l e t.
I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Sms message text №267 - Sms l e n g t h: 60 l e t.
If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long.

Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Sms message text №268 - Sms l e n g t h: 60 l e t.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Sms message text №269 - Sms l e n g t h: 159 l e t.
If I was an artist, you would be my picture! If I was a poet, you would be my inspiration! If I was an author you would be my story! But I'm only a cartoonist!

Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Sms message text №270 - Sms l e n g t h: 88 l e t.
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Sms message text №271 - Sms l e n g t h: 53 l e t.
If love is blind, why is marriage such an eye opener?

Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Sms message text №272 - Sms l e n g t h: 55 l e t.
If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question.

Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Sms message text №273 - Sms l e n g t h: 81 l e t.
If marriages were made in heaven then what was made in hell! Days after marriage.

Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Sms message text №274 - Sms l e n g t h: 112 l e t.
If somebody offers U a lifetime supply of candy and there is just one piece, don't eat it: It's probably poison.

Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Sms message text №275 - Sms l e n g t h: 98 l e t.
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill him is it considered a hostage situation?

Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Sms message text №276 - Sms l e n g t h: 134 l e t.
If there is darkness all aroun U, dn't worry, just pray to god 2 show U light. If still U r in darkness pls pray ur electricity bills!

Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Sms message text №277 - Sms l e n g t h: 93 l e t.
If they say 'Good looks could kill', then please don't look at me! I don't wanna see you die!

Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Sms message text №278 - Sms l e n g t h: 207 l e t.
If you are alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile. If you need money, wait for your salary.

Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Sms message text №279 - Sms l e n g t h: 151 l e t.
If you are in tension, if nothing seems right, if U find no way out, then just think of me only once, I will be always there to increase your tensions.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 17 January 2017
Jewish calendar: 26 Tevet 5775
Islamic calendar: 26 Rabi al-Awwal 1436
Chinese calendar: 27 day 11 month 4411 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• National Day (Minorca, Spain)
• Patras Carnival (Greece)
• Death of Khwaja Sirajuddin Naqshbandi (Sufism)
• Death of Abu Talib ibn Abdul Muttalib (Islam)
• Southland Day (Southland, New Zealand)
• Antonovden (Bulgaria)
• Death of Mzee Laurent Desire Kabila (Democratic Republic of the Congo)
• National Hot Buttered Rum Day (USA)
• Kid Inventors' Day (USA)
• Cable Car Day (USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Living in the favourable & unfavourable situation is called part of life but smiling in all those situations is called art of life

Smile jokes for sms messages

I was a beautiful baby. But they switched my in the hospital

Friendship texts for sms messages

4getn U is hard 2 do, 4gtn me is up2 U, 4gt me not, 4gt me neva, but don't 4get, we're gr8 2gether

Miss you texts for sms messages

Every time we love, every time we give, it's christmas

Christmas greetings for sms messages

Did my heart love till now? Forswear it sight, for I ne'er saw true beauty till this night. - Romeo, romeo and juliet by william shakespeare

Love texts for sms messages

When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her

Wife texts for sms messages

Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check

Funny jokes for sms messages

Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the empire state building? A: Yes, because the empire state building can't jump

Riddle, puzzle for sms messages

I do not think much, I do not think often, but when I do think, I think of you

Flirt texts for sms messages

There is no disguise which can hide love for long where it exists, or simulate it where it does not

Love texts for sms messages