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Super sms contents about joke for messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many funny sms sentences for letters for every occasion. In this collection you will find greatest sms words about laughing for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Sms message text №261 - Sms l e n g t h: 160 l e t.
I want U 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh... I laugh. U jump out of d window... I look down n then... I laugh again... Hahaha.

Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Sms message text №262 - Sms l e n g t h: 129 l e t.
I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant to have candle light dinner... & say those sweet three words to U... 'Pay the bill.

Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Sms message text №263 - Sms l e n g t h: 189 l e t.
I will lend you my shoulder for you to cry on, my ears to listen to you, my hand for you to hold, my feet to walk with you but I can not lend you my heart because it already belongs to you.

Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Sms message text №264 - Sms l e n g t h: 165 l e t.
I wish I could show you in my own little way how much I value U, it wasn't like years or centuries but what you have shown me is enaf to treasure you for a lifetime!

Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Sms message text №265 - Sms l e n g t h: 55 l e t.
I wonder if you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Sms message text №266 - Sms l e n g t h: 52 l e t.
I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Sms message text №267 - Sms l e n g t h: 60 l e t.
If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long.

Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Sms message text №268 - Sms l e n g t h: 60 l e t.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Sms message text №269 - Sms l e n g t h: 159 l e t.
If I was an artist, you would be my picture! If I was a poet, you would be my inspiration! If I was an author you would be my story! But I'm only a cartoonist!

Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Sms message text №270 - Sms l e n g t h: 88 l e t.
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Sms message text №271 - Sms l e n g t h: 53 l e t.
If love is blind, why is marriage such an eye opener?

Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Sms message text №272 - Sms l e n g t h: 55 l e t.
If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question.

Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Sms message text №273 - Sms l e n g t h: 81 l e t.
If marriages were made in heaven then what was made in hell! Days after marriage.

Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Sms message text №274 - Sms l e n g t h: 112 l e t.
If somebody offers U a lifetime supply of candy and there is just one piece, don't eat it: It's probably poison.

Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Sms message text №275 - Sms l e n g t h: 98 l e t.
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill him is it considered a hostage situation?

Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Sms message text №276 - Sms l e n g t h: 134 l e t.
If there is darkness all aroun U, dn't worry, just pray to god 2 show U light. If still U r in darkness pls pray ur electricity bills!

Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Sms message text №277 - Sms l e n g t h: 93 l e t.
If they say 'Good looks could kill', then please don't look at me! I don't wanna see you die!

Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Sms message text №278 - Sms l e n g t h: 207 l e t.
If you are alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile. If you need money, wait for your salary.

Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Sms message text №279 - Sms l e n g t h: 151 l e t.
If you are in tension, if nothing seems right, if U find no way out, then just think of me only once, I will be always there to increase your tensions.

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Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
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• New Year for Trees - Tu Bishvat (Jewish)
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• Day of the Armed Struggle (Angola)
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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

A child is the greatest gift that our lives can bestow. It brings the most exquisite joy that we will ever know

Thank texts for sms messages

A love without indiscretion is no lover at all

Funny jokes for sms messages

Come here. Take off your pants and get on top of me... Do your stuff until your totally satisfied that's why I'm your toilet

Naughty texts for sms messages

Love makes the time pass. Time makes love pass

Cute texts for sms messages

Look at the sun you will feel the power of god look at the moon you will feel the beauty of god. Look at the mirror you will feel the love of god

Love texts for sms messages

Write injuries in dust, benefits in marble

Advice texts for sms messages

There is no need to reach high for the stars. They are already within you, just reach deep into yourself. Good morning

Good morning texts for sms messages

Why do people have to lose things to find out what they really mean

Sad texts for sms messages

I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends

Friendship texts for sms messages

Wife to husband: Why are you walking around naked? Neighbors can see your things. Husband: So what!.. Wife: They will think I married you for money

Marriage greetings for sms messages