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Greatest riddle texts for sms messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many best sms sentences about puzzle for letters for every occasion. In this collection you will find riddle texts for facebook status witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Cool riddle sms texts for messages - Sms message text №41 - Sms l e n g t h: 133 l e t.
The more you study. Tthe more you know. The more you know. The more you forget. The more you forget. The less you know. So why study?

Cool riddle sms texts for messages - Sms message text №42 - Sms l e n g t h: 76 l e t.
The ressemblance of a man and a cup of coffee?.. They both get on the nerve.

Cool riddle sms texts for messages - Sms message text №43 - Sms l e n g t h: 211 l e t.
There's a bus with seven girls, each girl has seven bags, in each bag, there are seven big cats, each big cat has seven little cats, each cat has four legs. How many legs are present in the bus? Answer: - 10990.

Cool riddle sms texts for messages - Sms message text №44 - Sms l e n g t h: 107 l e t.
'To be the subject of jealousy is the sign of failure, to be the object of jealousy is the sign of success.

Cool riddle sms texts for messages - Sms message text №45 - Sms l e n g t h: 44 l e t.
What do sheep count when they want to sleep?

Cool riddle sms texts for messages - Sms message text №46 - Sms l e n g t h: 39 l e t.
What do the military do in a civil war?

Cool riddle sms texts for messages - Sms message text №47 - Sms l e n g t h: 79 l e t.
What do you do when your mother-in-law is walking in the garden?.. Shoot again.

Cool riddle sms texts for messages - Sms message text №48 - Sms l e n g t h: 67 l e t.
What do you prefer in the hereafter?.. Smoking or non-smoking area.

Cool riddle sms texts for messages - Sms message text №49 - Sms l e n g t h: 46 l e t.
What does a butterfly feel when he is in love?

Cool riddle sms texts for messages - Sms message text №50 - Sms l e n g t h: 94 l e t.
What happens when a man is in the water up till his navel?.. That is beyond his comprehension.

Cool riddle sms texts for messages - Sms message text №51 - Sms l e n g t h: 107 l e t.
What happens when the earth turn 30 times faster?.. You get your salary every day and all women bleed dead!

Cool riddle sms texts for messages - Sms message text №52 - Sms l e n g t h: 49 l e t.
What happens when you got scared twice half-dead?

Cool riddle sms texts for messages - Sms message text №53 - Sms l e n g t h: 102 l e t.
What is more easy for a man to make, a boy or a girl?.. A girl... There is an example in front of him.

Cool riddle sms texts for messages - Sms message text №54 - Sms l e n g t h: 109 l e t.
What is ressemblance between a man and a dolphin? They both seem intelligent, but it has not been proven yet!

Cool riddle sms texts for messages - Sms message text №55 - Sms l e n g t h: 91 l e t.
What is the difference between a battery and a woman?.. A battery has also a positive side.

Cool riddle sms texts for messages - Sms message text №56 - Sms l e n g t h: 133 l e t.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a teacher? A washing machine runs on batteries and a teacher gets on the nerves.

Cool riddle sms texts for messages - Sms message text №57 - Sms l e n g t h: 102 l e t.
What is the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge does not moan when there is meat inside.

Cool riddle sms texts for messages - Sms message text №58 - Sms l e n g t h: 37 l e t.
What is the velocity of the darkness?

Cool riddle sms texts for messages - Sms message text №59 - Sms l e n g t h: 75 l e t.
What kind of children do you get using a yellow condom?.. None! You stupid!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 27 March 2017
Jewish calendar: 7 Nisan 5775
Islamic calendar: 6 Jumada ath-Thaniya 1436
Chinese calendar: 8 day 2 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• World Theatre Day (International)
• Military Airfield Service Engineering Day (Ukraine)
• Internal Troops of Interior Ministry Day (Russia)
• Evacuation Day (Angola)
• Tatmadaw Day - Armed Forces Day (Myanmar)
• Viagra Day (USA)
• Ruperts Feast Day (Catholic Church)
• National Spanish Paella Day (USA)
• National Joe Day (USA)
• National Cherry Blossom Festival (Washington, USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

When I was a kid. I wanted to grow up soon. Now that I grown up, I realize that wounded emotions and broken hearts

Broken heart texts for sms messages

When I was young I begged god for a bike, but god does not work that way... So I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness

Rude texts for sms messages

It's easy to say, 'I love U, ' To some1, but it's more meaningful to thank some1 for loving you

Love texts for sms messages

Whenever I think of the blessings god has given me, my thoughts turn to you and all of the ways your friendship has touched my life

Friendship texts for sms messages

Wishing you all the fun and excitement that only birthdays can bring, happy birthday

Birthday greetings for sms messages

Allow me to whisper. No matter who I am thinking, my heart will always and only stunned to you. Never forget me you are the best

Romantic texts for sms messages

He's the kinda guy who makes me want to fall in love again someday

Love texts for sms messages

Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends. And a garden full of memories... Of many good things

Friendship texts for sms messages

Real friends are those who, when you feel you've made a fool of yourself, don't feel you've done a permanent job

April fool jokes for sms messages

Of all sound of all bells... Most solemn and touching is the peal which rings out the old year

New year greetings for sms messages