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Greatest riddle texts for sms messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many best sms sentences about puzzle for letters for every occasion. In this collection you will find riddle texts for facebook status witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Cool riddle sms texts for messages - Sms message text №41 - Sms l e n g t h: 133 l e t.
The more you study. Tthe more you know. The more you know. The more you forget. The more you forget. The less you know. So why study?

Cool riddle sms texts for messages - Sms message text №42 - Sms l e n g t h: 76 l e t.
The ressemblance of a man and a cup of coffee?.. They both get on the nerve.

Cool riddle sms texts for messages - Sms message text №43 - Sms l e n g t h: 211 l e t.
There's a bus with seven girls, each girl has seven bags, in each bag, there are seven big cats, each big cat has seven little cats, each cat has four legs. How many legs are present in the bus? Answer: - 10990.

Cool riddle sms texts for messages - Sms message text №44 - Sms l e n g t h: 107 l e t.
'To be the subject of jealousy is the sign of failure, to be the object of jealousy is the sign of success.

Cool riddle sms texts for messages - Sms message text №45 - Sms l e n g t h: 44 l e t.
What do sheep count when they want to sleep?

Cool riddle sms texts for messages - Sms message text №46 - Sms l e n g t h: 39 l e t.
What do the military do in a civil war?

Cool riddle sms texts for messages - Sms message text №47 - Sms l e n g t h: 79 l e t.
What do you do when your mother-in-law is walking in the garden?.. Shoot again.

Cool riddle sms texts for messages - Sms message text №48 - Sms l e n g t h: 67 l e t.
What do you prefer in the hereafter?.. Smoking or non-smoking area.

Cool riddle sms texts for messages - Sms message text №49 - Sms l e n g t h: 46 l e t.
What does a butterfly feel when he is in love?

Cool riddle sms texts for messages - Sms message text №50 - Sms l e n g t h: 94 l e t.
What happens when a man is in the water up till his navel?.. That is beyond his comprehension.

Cool riddle sms texts for messages - Sms message text №51 - Sms l e n g t h: 107 l e t.
What happens when the earth turn 30 times faster?.. You get your salary every day and all women bleed dead!

Cool riddle sms texts for messages - Sms message text №52 - Sms l e n g t h: 49 l e t.
What happens when you got scared twice half-dead?

Cool riddle sms texts for messages - Sms message text №53 - Sms l e n g t h: 102 l e t.
What is more easy for a man to make, a boy or a girl?.. A girl... There is an example in front of him.

Cool riddle sms texts for messages - Sms message text №54 - Sms l e n g t h: 109 l e t.
What is ressemblance between a man and a dolphin? They both seem intelligent, but it has not been proven yet!

Cool riddle sms texts for messages - Sms message text №55 - Sms l e n g t h: 91 l e t.
What is the difference between a battery and a woman?.. A battery has also a positive side.

Cool riddle sms texts for messages - Sms message text №56 - Sms l e n g t h: 133 l e t.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a teacher? A washing machine runs on batteries and a teacher gets on the nerves.

Cool riddle sms texts for messages - Sms message text №57 - Sms l e n g t h: 102 l e t.
What is the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge does not moan when there is meat inside.

Cool riddle sms texts for messages - Sms message text №58 - Sms l e n g t h: 37 l e t.
What is the velocity of the darkness?

Cool riddle sms texts for messages - Sms message text №59 - Sms l e n g t h: 75 l e t.
What kind of children do you get using a yellow condom?.. None! You stupid!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 27 July 2024
Jewish calendar: 11 Av 5775
Islamic calendar: 10 Shawwal 1436
Chinese calendar: 12 day 6 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Day After the Commemoration of the Assault of the Moncada Garrison (Cuba)
• National Sleepy Head Day (Finland)
• Victory Day - Fatherland Liberation War Day (Northern Korea)
• Remembrance Day - Day for Martyrs and Wounded Soldiers (Vietnam)
• Martyrs and Invalids Day (Vietnam)
• Battle of Hunayn Day (Islam)
• Ghaibat-e-Kubra-e-Imam-e-Zaman - Start of the Greater Occultation Day (Shia Islam)
• Iglesia Ni Cristo Day (Philippines)
• Jose Celso Barbosa Day (Puerto Rico)
• Shiite Rebellion Day (Iraq)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

If home is where the heart is, then wherever you are, that's my home

Miss you texts for sms messages

If you are awake, goodnight my sweet darling and if you just woke up, good morning honey. Love you so much

Good night texts for sms messages

First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering

Engagement texts for sms messages

Thank you for being so generous thoughtful & so true. And thank you most of all for just being you

Thanksgiving day greetings for sms messages

Your friendship and love, and all the wonderful things that they bring into my life are like nothing else I have ever known

Love texts for sms messages

Mercy, pleace & love may the grace & lord... Surround you & be with you on good friday

Good friday greetings for sms messages

Wishing you a blessed month of christmas

Christmas greetings for sms messages

Saying that I will keep you in my mind and heart till its last beat. So please take care. My sweet heart

Sweet texts for sms messages

There are a lot of birds wispering only about you, you should once listen to them, then you would know how much I love you

Love texts for sms messages

Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check

Funny jokes for sms messages