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Greatest riddle texts for sms messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many best sms sentences about puzzle for letters for every occasion. In this collection you will find riddle texts for facebook status witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Cool riddle sms texts for messages - Sms message text №41 - Sms l e n g t h: 133 l e t.
The more you study. Tthe more you know. The more you know. The more you forget. The more you forget. The less you know. So why study?

Cool riddle sms texts for messages - Sms message text №42 - Sms l e n g t h: 76 l e t.
The ressemblance of a man and a cup of coffee?.. They both get on the nerve.

Cool riddle sms texts for messages - Sms message text №43 - Sms l e n g t h: 211 l e t.
There's a bus with seven girls, each girl has seven bags, in each bag, there are seven big cats, each big cat has seven little cats, each cat has four legs. How many legs are present in the bus? Answer: - 10990.

Cool riddle sms texts for messages - Sms message text №44 - Sms l e n g t h: 107 l e t.
'To be the subject of jealousy is the sign of failure, to be the object of jealousy is the sign of success.

Cool riddle sms texts for messages - Sms message text №45 - Sms l e n g t h: 44 l e t.
What do sheep count when they want to sleep?

Cool riddle sms texts for messages - Sms message text №46 - Sms l e n g t h: 39 l e t.
What do the military do in a civil war?

Cool riddle sms texts for messages - Sms message text №47 - Sms l e n g t h: 79 l e t.
What do you do when your mother-in-law is walking in the garden?.. Shoot again.

Cool riddle sms texts for messages - Sms message text №48 - Sms l e n g t h: 67 l e t.
What do you prefer in the hereafter?.. Smoking or non-smoking area.

Cool riddle sms texts for messages - Sms message text №49 - Sms l e n g t h: 46 l e t.
What does a butterfly feel when he is in love?

Cool riddle sms texts for messages - Sms message text №50 - Sms l e n g t h: 94 l e t.
What happens when a man is in the water up till his navel?.. That is beyond his comprehension.

Cool riddle sms texts for messages - Sms message text №51 - Sms l e n g t h: 107 l e t.
What happens when the earth turn 30 times faster?.. You get your salary every day and all women bleed dead!

Cool riddle sms texts for messages - Sms message text №52 - Sms l e n g t h: 49 l e t.
What happens when you got scared twice half-dead?

Cool riddle sms texts for messages - Sms message text №53 - Sms l e n g t h: 102 l e t.
What is more easy for a man to make, a boy or a girl?.. A girl... There is an example in front of him.

Cool riddle sms texts for messages - Sms message text №54 - Sms l e n g t h: 109 l e t.
What is ressemblance between a man and a dolphin? They both seem intelligent, but it has not been proven yet!

Cool riddle sms texts for messages - Sms message text №55 - Sms l e n g t h: 91 l e t.
What is the difference between a battery and a woman?.. A battery has also a positive side.

Cool riddle sms texts for messages - Sms message text №56 - Sms l e n g t h: 133 l e t.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a teacher? A washing machine runs on batteries and a teacher gets on the nerves.

Cool riddle sms texts for messages - Sms message text №57 - Sms l e n g t h: 102 l e t.
What is the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge does not moan when there is meat inside.

Cool riddle sms texts for messages - Sms message text №58 - Sms l e n g t h: 37 l e t.
What is the velocity of the darkness?

Cool riddle sms texts for messages - Sms message text №59 - Sms l e n g t h: 75 l e t.
What kind of children do you get using a yellow condom?.. None! You stupid!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 20 June 2018
Jewish calendar: 3 Tammuz 5775
Islamic calendar: 3 Ramadan 1436
Chinese calendar: 5 day 5 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• World Refugee Day (United Nations)
• Midsummer (Europe)
• Statehood Day (West Virginia, USA)
• Police Expert Department Creation Day (Ukraine)
• White Nights Festival (Saint Petersburg, Russia)
• Duanwu Festival - Dragon Boat Festival (China)
• Day of the National Flag (Argentina)
• Day of the Finnish Flag (Finland)
• Gas Sector Workers Day (Azerbaijan)
• Romanian Aviation and Romanian Air force Day (Romania)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

The happiest of wishes for a halloween, that will be happy in every way for someone like you

Halloween texts for sms messages

Advise of a dentist treat your girlfriend like a tooth brush. Don't let anybody else use it & changed it every 3 months

Flirt texts for sms messages

Arguing with girls, wife or ladies is like wrestling with a pig in mud. After sometime you realise that you are getting dirty & the pig is enjoying

Wife texts for sms messages

I advice-take care, I request-don't change, I wish don't forget me, I truth 'I mi$$ u' hope we'll always be good friend

Miss you texts for sms messages

There is no need to reach high for the stars. They are already within you, just reach deep into yourself. Good morning

Good morning texts for sms messages

True love doesn't have a happy ending because true love doesn't end

Cute texts for sms messages

You're really very naughty a right such and such you spent way too much on your gift but thanks very... Very... Very... Much

Thank texts for sms messages

When you love someone, you love the whole person, just as he or she is, and not as you would like them to be

Love texts for sms messages

You have a cough? Go home 2night, eat a whole box of ex-lax, 2morrow you'll be afraid to cough

Funny jokes for sms messages

The message of christmas is that the visible material world is bound to the invisible spiritual world

Christmas greetings for sms messages