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Greatest riddle texts for sms messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many best sms sentences about puzzle for letters for every occasion. In this collection you will find riddle texts for facebook status witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Cool riddle sms texts for messages - Sms message text №41 - Sms l e n g t h: 133 l e t.
The more you study. Tthe more you know. The more you know. The more you forget. The more you forget. The less you know. So why study?

Cool riddle sms texts for messages - Sms message text №42 - Sms l e n g t h: 76 l e t.
The ressemblance of a man and a cup of coffee?.. They both get on the nerve.

Cool riddle sms texts for messages - Sms message text №43 - Sms l e n g t h: 211 l e t.
There's a bus with seven girls, each girl has seven bags, in each bag, there are seven big cats, each big cat has seven little cats, each cat has four legs. How many legs are present in the bus? Answer: - 10990.

Cool riddle sms texts for messages - Sms message text №44 - Sms l e n g t h: 107 l e t.
'To be the subject of jealousy is the sign of failure, to be the object of jealousy is the sign of success.

Cool riddle sms texts for messages - Sms message text №45 - Sms l e n g t h: 44 l e t.
What do sheep count when they want to sleep?

Cool riddle sms texts for messages - Sms message text №46 - Sms l e n g t h: 39 l e t.
What do the military do in a civil war?

Cool riddle sms texts for messages - Sms message text №47 - Sms l e n g t h: 79 l e t.
What do you do when your mother-in-law is walking in the garden?.. Shoot again.

Cool riddle sms texts for messages - Sms message text №48 - Sms l e n g t h: 67 l e t.
What do you prefer in the hereafter?.. Smoking or non-smoking area.

Cool riddle sms texts for messages - Sms message text №49 - Sms l e n g t h: 46 l e t.
What does a butterfly feel when he is in love?

Cool riddle sms texts for messages - Sms message text №50 - Sms l e n g t h: 94 l e t.
What happens when a man is in the water up till his navel?.. That is beyond his comprehension.

Cool riddle sms texts for messages - Sms message text №51 - Sms l e n g t h: 107 l e t.
What happens when the earth turn 30 times faster?.. You get your salary every day and all women bleed dead!

Cool riddle sms texts for messages - Sms message text №52 - Sms l e n g t h: 49 l e t.
What happens when you got scared twice half-dead?

Cool riddle sms texts for messages - Sms message text №53 - Sms l e n g t h: 102 l e t.
What is more easy for a man to make, a boy or a girl?.. A girl... There is an example in front of him.

Cool riddle sms texts for messages - Sms message text №54 - Sms l e n g t h: 109 l e t.
What is ressemblance between a man and a dolphin? They both seem intelligent, but it has not been proven yet!

Cool riddle sms texts for messages - Sms message text №55 - Sms l e n g t h: 91 l e t.
What is the difference between a battery and a woman?.. A battery has also a positive side.

Cool riddle sms texts for messages - Sms message text №56 - Sms l e n g t h: 133 l e t.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a teacher? A washing machine runs on batteries and a teacher gets on the nerves.

Cool riddle sms texts for messages - Sms message text №57 - Sms l e n g t h: 102 l e t.
What is the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge does not moan when there is meat inside.

Cool riddle sms texts for messages - Sms message text №58 - Sms l e n g t h: 37 l e t.
What is the velocity of the darkness?

Cool riddle sms texts for messages - Sms message text №59 - Sms l e n g t h: 75 l e t.
What kind of children do you get using a yellow condom?.. None! You stupid!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 22 August 2017
Jewish calendar: 7 Elul 5775
Islamic calendar: 7 Dhu al-Qa'da 1436
Chinese calendar: 9 day 7 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Internal Affairs Workers Who Died on Duty Day (Ukraine)
• Flag Day (Russia)
• Komi Republic Day (Komi, Russia)
• National Eat a Peach Day (USA)
• National Be An Angel Day (USA)
• National Tooth Fairy Day (USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. Happy new year

New year greetings for sms messages

You're red shirt goes well with your eyes

Insult texts for sms messages

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most. - American proverb

Friendship texts for sms messages

Its just U who is making a difference in so many ppls life! Happy womens day

Women day greetings for sms messages

Constant kindness can accomplish much as the sun makes ice melt kindness causes misunderstanding, mistrust and hostility to evaporate

Motivational texts for sms messages

Why did the sardar watch rang de basanti? He thought it was a movie on holi

Holi greetings for sms messages

Everybody wants someone special someone innocent someone nice someone cool someone sweet someone cute someone intelligent but why always me, me and me

Flirt texts for sms messages

Wife: What is so interesting in me? Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting

Wife texts for sms messages

Every parting is a form of death, as every reunion is a type of heaven

Miss you texts for sms messages

Black sky with solo moon with millions of stars brings you a silent hours to take a nice rest... Enjoy the whole night... Good night

Good night texts for sms messages