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Greatest riddle texts for sms messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many best sms sentences about puzzle for letters for every occasion. In this collection you will find riddle texts for facebook status witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Cool riddle sms texts for messages - Sms message text №41 - Sms l e n g t h: 133 l e t.
The more you study. Tthe more you know. The more you know. The more you forget. The more you forget. The less you know. So why study?

Cool riddle sms texts for messages - Sms message text №42 - Sms l e n g t h: 76 l e t.
The ressemblance of a man and a cup of coffee?.. They both get on the nerve.

Cool riddle sms texts for messages - Sms message text №43 - Sms l e n g t h: 211 l e t.
There's a bus with seven girls, each girl has seven bags, in each bag, there are seven big cats, each big cat has seven little cats, each cat has four legs. How many legs are present in the bus? Answer: - 10990.

Cool riddle sms texts for messages - Sms message text №44 - Sms l e n g t h: 107 l e t.
'To be the subject of jealousy is the sign of failure, to be the object of jealousy is the sign of success.

Cool riddle sms texts for messages - Sms message text №45 - Sms l e n g t h: 44 l e t.
What do sheep count when they want to sleep?

Cool riddle sms texts for messages - Sms message text №46 - Sms l e n g t h: 39 l e t.
What do the military do in a civil war?

Cool riddle sms texts for messages - Sms message text №47 - Sms l e n g t h: 79 l e t.
What do you do when your mother-in-law is walking in the garden?.. Shoot again.

Cool riddle sms texts for messages - Sms message text №48 - Sms l e n g t h: 67 l e t.
What do you prefer in the hereafter?.. Smoking or non-smoking area.

Cool riddle sms texts for messages - Sms message text №49 - Sms l e n g t h: 46 l e t.
What does a butterfly feel when he is in love?

Cool riddle sms texts for messages - Sms message text №50 - Sms l e n g t h: 94 l e t.
What happens when a man is in the water up till his navel?.. That is beyond his comprehension.

Cool riddle sms texts for messages - Sms message text №51 - Sms l e n g t h: 107 l e t.
What happens when the earth turn 30 times faster?.. You get your salary every day and all women bleed dead!

Cool riddle sms texts for messages - Sms message text №52 - Sms l e n g t h: 49 l e t.
What happens when you got scared twice half-dead?

Cool riddle sms texts for messages - Sms message text №53 - Sms l e n g t h: 102 l e t.
What is more easy for a man to make, a boy or a girl?.. A girl... There is an example in front of him.

Cool riddle sms texts for messages - Sms message text №54 - Sms l e n g t h: 109 l e t.
What is ressemblance between a man and a dolphin? They both seem intelligent, but it has not been proven yet!

Cool riddle sms texts for messages - Sms message text №55 - Sms l e n g t h: 91 l e t.
What is the difference between a battery and a woman?.. A battery has also a positive side.

Cool riddle sms texts for messages - Sms message text №56 - Sms l e n g t h: 133 l e t.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a teacher? A washing machine runs on batteries and a teacher gets on the nerves.

Cool riddle sms texts for messages - Sms message text №57 - Sms l e n g t h: 102 l e t.
What is the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge does not moan when there is meat inside.

Cool riddle sms texts for messages - Sms message text №58 - Sms l e n g t h: 37 l e t.
What is the velocity of the darkness?

Cool riddle sms texts for messages - Sms message text №59 - Sms l e n g t h: 75 l e t.
What kind of children do you get using a yellow condom?.. None! You stupid!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 24 August 2019
Jewish calendar: 9 Elul 5775
Islamic calendar: 9 Dhu al-Qa'da 1436
Chinese calendar: 11 day 7 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• International Day Against Intolerance, Discrimination and Violence Based on Musical Preferences, Lifestyle and Dress Code (International)
• Constitution Day (Georgia)
• Independence Day (Ukraine)
• National Flag Day (Kazakhstan)
• Internal Forces Day (Kyrgyzstan)
• National Parks Day (Costa Rica)
• Flag Day (Liberia)
• Pyartli Day (Estonia)
• Feast of Saint Bartholomew (Catholic Church)
• National Knife Day (USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income

Retirement texts for sms messages

Brief is life but love is long

Love texts for sms messages

I was a beautiful baby. But they switched my in the hospital

Friendship texts for sms messages

Are we not like two volumes of single book

Anniversary greetings for sms messages

What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your nuts. This is no ordinary blow job

Naughty texts for sms messages

Mother nature is a supreme bitch

Insult texts for sms messages

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. Friendship is one mind in two bodies

Friendship texts for sms messages

As a final incentive before giving up a difficult task, try to imagine it succeessfully accompliced by someone you voilently hate

Wishes texts for sms messages

You've seen me laugh you've seen me cry and always you were there with me I may not have always said it but thanks and I love you happy mother's day

Mothers day greetings for sms messages

You've graduated... Its' time for you to: - Live it up - To smile - Take a bow and time for me to say... Congrats! Way to go and wow

Greetings texts for sms messages