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Best sms sentences about puzzle for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many riddle texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about riddle for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about puzzle for status - Sms message text №61 - Sms l e n g t h: 57 l e t.
What whish would stars make when they saw falling people.

Best sms quotes about puzzle for status - Sms message text №62 - Sms l e n g t h: 79 l e t.
When a schizophrenic threatens to commit suicide are we talking of hostageship?

Best sms quotes about puzzle for status - Sms message text №63 - Sms l e n g t h: 89 l e t.
When a store is open 24 hours a day and 365 days a year, why is there a lock on the door?

Best sms quotes about puzzle for status - Sms message text №64 - Sms l e n g t h: 138 l e t.
When do you know you are overweight?.. When you are sunbathing on the beach and a greenpeace-activist tries to roll you back into the sea.

Best sms quotes about puzzle for status - Sms message text №65 - Sms l e n g t h: 59 l e t.
When is a man worth some money?.. When he pushes a trolley.

Best sms quotes about puzzle for status - Sms message text №66 - Sms l e n g t h: 99 l e t.
When swinning is good for the development of our arms and legs, why do fish not have arms and legs?

Best sms quotes about puzzle for status - Sms message text №67 - Sms l e n g t h: 136 l e t.
When U get this sms, send it to 1 person U love, 1 U hate, 1 U always think of & 1 U wish to kill. Now keep guessing why I send it to U!

Best sms quotes about puzzle for status - Sms message text №68 - Sms l e n g t h: 101 l e t.
When you are not supposed to drive a car when you have been drinking, why do bars have a parking lot?

Best sms quotes about puzzle for status - Sms message text №69 - Sms l e n g t h: 51 l e t.
When you strangle a smurf, what colour does he get?

Best sms quotes about puzzle for status - Sms message text №70 - Sms l e n g t h: 27 l e t.
Where are the first 6 up's?

Best sms quotes about puzzle for status - Sms message text №71 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.
Who invented milking cows and what did he think when he started doing it?

Best sms quotes about puzzle for status - Sms message text №72 - Sms l e n g t h: 103 l e t.
Why are men happy when they finish a puzzle in two months time... Because the box says: 3 till 5 years.

Best sms quotes about puzzle for status - Sms message text №73 - Sms l e n g t h: 65 l e t.
Why are men like a toothbrush?.. They are useless without handle.

Best sms quotes about puzzle for status - Sms message text №74 - Sms l e n g t h: 126 l e t.
Why are men like snails?.. They have horns, they slobber and they trudge along, and above all, they think the house is theirs.

Best sms quotes about puzzle for status - Sms message text №75 - Sms l e n g t h: 68 l e t.
Why are men like sperm cells?.. Only one out of a million is useful.

Best sms quotes about puzzle for status - Sms message text №76 - Sms l e n g t h: 58 l e t.
Why are there life jackets in airplanes and no parachutes?

Best sms quotes about puzzle for status - Sms message text №77 - Sms l e n g t h: 70 l e t.
Why are there so many smiths in the phone book? They all have a phone!

Best sms quotes about puzzle for status - Sms message text №78 - Sms l e n g t h: 84 l e t.
Why are you behind a computer, while in fact you are sitting in front of the screen?

Best sms quotes about puzzle for status - Sms message text №79 - Sms l e n g t h: 99 l e t.
Why can a man not be handsome and intelligent at the same time?.. Because he would be a woman then.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 3 February 2025
Jewish calendar: 14 Shvat 5775
Islamic calendar: 13 Rabi ath-Thani 1436
Chinese calendar: 15 day 12 month 4411 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• New Year for Trees - Tu Bishvat (Jewish)
• Safer Internet Day (European Union)
• Setsubun (Japan)
• Veterans Day (Thailand)
• Communist Party of Viet Nam Foundation Anniversary (Vietnam)
• Heroes Day (Mozambique)
• Martyrs Day (Sao Tome and Principe)
• Saint Blaise's Day (Dubrovnik, Croatia)
• Day of the Virgin of Suyapa (Honduras)
• Four Chaplains Memorial Day (USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let her sleep

Riddle, puzzle for sms messages

Falling in love is painful getting your heart broken is hurtful. I don't know what to do

Love texts for sms messages

Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends. And a garden full of memories... Of many good things

Friendship texts for sms messages

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes wrinkle away hope U share a lots and receive a lots 4 days 2 come happy birthday

Birthday greetings for sms messages

If not other than our common ground to meet, let me remember the anonymous, for once at least, beyond the patriotic floats display on a republic day

Republic day greetings for sms messages

Dance like no one's watching - Sing like no one's listening - Love like you can't get hurt, and live like there's no tomorrow

Love texts for sms messages

It's important to our friends to believe that we are unreservedly frank with them, and important to the friendship that we are not

Friendship texts for sms messages

You are one of the most cute persons in the world! Just a second, don't misunderstand. Cute means: Creating useless troubles everywhere. April fool

April fool jokes for sms messages

The rain may be falling hard outside, but your smile makes it all alright. I'm so glad that you're my friend. I know our friendship will never end

Rainy day texts for sms messages

Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending

Love texts for sms messages