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Best sms sentences about puzzle for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many riddle texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about riddle for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about puzzle for status - Sms message text №61 - Sms l e n g t h: 57 l e t.
What whish would stars make when they saw falling people.

Best sms quotes about puzzle for status - Sms message text №62 - Sms l e n g t h: 79 l e t.
When a schizophrenic threatens to commit suicide are we talking of hostageship?

Best sms quotes about puzzle for status - Sms message text №63 - Sms l e n g t h: 89 l e t.
When a store is open 24 hours a day and 365 days a year, why is there a lock on the door?

Best sms quotes about puzzle for status - Sms message text №64 - Sms l e n g t h: 138 l e t.
When do you know you are overweight?.. When you are sunbathing on the beach and a greenpeace-activist tries to roll you back into the sea.

Best sms quotes about puzzle for status - Sms message text №65 - Sms l e n g t h: 59 l e t.
When is a man worth some money?.. When he pushes a trolley.

Best sms quotes about puzzle for status - Sms message text №66 - Sms l e n g t h: 99 l e t.
When swinning is good for the development of our arms and legs, why do fish not have arms and legs?

Best sms quotes about puzzle for status - Sms message text №67 - Sms l e n g t h: 136 l e t.
When U get this sms, send it to 1 person U love, 1 U hate, 1 U always think of & 1 U wish to kill. Now keep guessing why I send it to U!

Best sms quotes about puzzle for status - Sms message text №68 - Sms l e n g t h: 101 l e t.
When you are not supposed to drive a car when you have been drinking, why do bars have a parking lot?

Best sms quotes about puzzle for status - Sms message text №69 - Sms l e n g t h: 51 l e t.
When you strangle a smurf, what colour does he get?

Best sms quotes about puzzle for status - Sms message text №70 - Sms l e n g t h: 27 l e t.
Where are the first 6 up's?

Best sms quotes about puzzle for status - Sms message text №71 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.
Who invented milking cows and what did he think when he started doing it?

Best sms quotes about puzzle for status - Sms message text №72 - Sms l e n g t h: 103 l e t.
Why are men happy when they finish a puzzle in two months time... Because the box says: 3 till 5 years.

Best sms quotes about puzzle for status - Sms message text №73 - Sms l e n g t h: 65 l e t.
Why are men like a toothbrush?.. They are useless without handle.

Best sms quotes about puzzle for status - Sms message text №74 - Sms l e n g t h: 126 l e t.
Why are men like snails?.. They have horns, they slobber and they trudge along, and above all, they think the house is theirs.

Best sms quotes about puzzle for status - Sms message text №75 - Sms l e n g t h: 68 l e t.
Why are men like sperm cells?.. Only one out of a million is useful.

Best sms quotes about puzzle for status - Sms message text №76 - Sms l e n g t h: 58 l e t.
Why are there life jackets in airplanes and no parachutes?

Best sms quotes about puzzle for status - Sms message text №77 - Sms l e n g t h: 70 l e t.
Why are there so many smiths in the phone book? They all have a phone!

Best sms quotes about puzzle for status - Sms message text №78 - Sms l e n g t h: 84 l e t.
Why are you behind a computer, while in fact you are sitting in front of the screen?

Best sms quotes about puzzle for status - Sms message text №79 - Sms l e n g t h: 99 l e t.
Why can a man not be handsome and intelligent at the same time?.. Because he would be a woman then.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 26 July 2017
Jewish calendar: 10 Av 5775
Islamic calendar: 9 Shawwal 1436
Chinese calendar: 11 day 6 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Parents Day (USA)
• Statehood Day (New York, USA)
• Trade Workers Day (Ukraine)
• Fleet Day (Ukraine)
• Navy Day (Russia)
• Father's Day (Ulyanovsk, Russia)
• Day of the National Rebellion (Cuba)
• Trade Workers Day (Belarus)
• Paratroopers Day (USSR)
• Independence Day (Liberia)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Why do people have to lose things to find out what they really mean

Love texts for sms messages

'Being happy doesn't mean everything's perfect... It just means we have decided to see everything beyond the imperfections'... Good evening

Good evening texts for sms messages

Bloom where you are planted

Cute texts for sms messages

I want to tell U 'Thank U, ' But it doesn't seem enough. Words don't seem sufficient 'Blah, blah' and all that stuff

Thank texts for sms messages

When you are in love and you get hurt, it's like a cut... It will heal, but there will always be a scar

Love texts for sms messages

You are nobody till somebody kill you

Funny jokes for sms messages

Wishing you a blessed month of christmas

Christmas greetings for sms messages

Without crossing the worst situations, no one can touch the best corners of life. Dare to face anything in mysterious life

Sweet texts for sms messages

U muz be tired coz U haf been running thru my mind, U gotta be a thief coz U haf stolen my heart n I muz haf been a bad shooter coz I keep missing U

Love texts for sms messages

When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower

Funny jokes for sms messages