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Best sms sentences about puzzle for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many riddle texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about riddle for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about puzzle for status - Sms message text №61 - Sms l e n g t h: 57 l e t.
What whish would stars make when they saw falling people.

Best sms quotes about puzzle for status - Sms message text №62 - Sms l e n g t h: 79 l e t.
When a schizophrenic threatens to commit suicide are we talking of hostageship?

Best sms quotes about puzzle for status - Sms message text №63 - Sms l e n g t h: 89 l e t.
When a store is open 24 hours a day and 365 days a year, why is there a lock on the door?

Best sms quotes about puzzle for status - Sms message text №64 - Sms l e n g t h: 138 l e t.
When do you know you are overweight?.. When you are sunbathing on the beach and a greenpeace-activist tries to roll you back into the sea.

Best sms quotes about puzzle for status - Sms message text №65 - Sms l e n g t h: 59 l e t.
When is a man worth some money?.. When he pushes a trolley.

Best sms quotes about puzzle for status - Sms message text №66 - Sms l e n g t h: 99 l e t.
When swinning is good for the development of our arms and legs, why do fish not have arms and legs?

Best sms quotes about puzzle for status - Sms message text №67 - Sms l e n g t h: 136 l e t.
When U get this sms, send it to 1 person U love, 1 U hate, 1 U always think of & 1 U wish to kill. Now keep guessing why I send it to U!

Best sms quotes about puzzle for status - Sms message text №68 - Sms l e n g t h: 101 l e t.
When you are not supposed to drive a car when you have been drinking, why do bars have a parking lot?

Best sms quotes about puzzle for status - Sms message text №69 - Sms l e n g t h: 51 l e t.
When you strangle a smurf, what colour does he get?

Best sms quotes about puzzle for status - Sms message text №70 - Sms l e n g t h: 27 l e t.
Where are the first 6 up's?

Best sms quotes about puzzle for status - Sms message text №71 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.
Who invented milking cows and what did he think when he started doing it?

Best sms quotes about puzzle for status - Sms message text №72 - Sms l e n g t h: 103 l e t.
Why are men happy when they finish a puzzle in two months time... Because the box says: 3 till 5 years.

Best sms quotes about puzzle for status - Sms message text №73 - Sms l e n g t h: 65 l e t.
Why are men like a toothbrush?.. They are useless without handle.

Best sms quotes about puzzle for status - Sms message text №74 - Sms l e n g t h: 126 l e t.
Why are men like snails?.. They have horns, they slobber and they trudge along, and above all, they think the house is theirs.

Best sms quotes about puzzle for status - Sms message text №75 - Sms l e n g t h: 68 l e t.
Why are men like sperm cells?.. Only one out of a million is useful.

Best sms quotes about puzzle for status - Sms message text №76 - Sms l e n g t h: 58 l e t.
Why are there life jackets in airplanes and no parachutes?

Best sms quotes about puzzle for status - Sms message text №77 - Sms l e n g t h: 70 l e t.
Why are there so many smiths in the phone book? They all have a phone!

Best sms quotes about puzzle for status - Sms message text №78 - Sms l e n g t h: 84 l e t.
Why are you behind a computer, while in fact you are sitting in front of the screen?

Best sms quotes about puzzle for status - Sms message text №79 - Sms l e n g t h: 99 l e t.
Why can a man not be handsome and intelligent at the same time?.. Because he would be a woman then.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 27 November 2022
Jewish calendar: 15 Kislev 5776
Islamic calendar: 14 Safar 1437
Chinese calendar: 16 day 10 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Marine Corps Day (Russia)
• Appraiser Day (Russia)
• Navy Missileman and Artillery Day (Russia)
• National Reconciliation Day (Tajikistan)
• Kuban Veterinary Service Workers Day (Kuban, Russia)
• Accountant Day (Tatarstan, Russia)
• Anniversary of Cerro de Pasco (Cerro de Pasco, Peru)
• Pins and Needles Day (USA)
• National Bavarian Cream Pie Day (USA)
• Maize Day (USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Friendship is the golden thread that ties the heart of all the world. - John evelyn

Friendship texts for sms messages

Always write angry letters to your enemies. But never mail them

Angry texts for sms messages

When a man talks dirty 2 a women, its sexual harassment, when a women talks dirty 2 a man, its $$$ per minute

Naughty texts for sms messages

Happy moments - Praise allah difficult moments - Seek allah quiet moments - Worship allah painful moments - Trust allah moment by moment - Thank allah

Islamic texts for sms messages

Friends are just like stars. You don't always see them, but you now they are there for you. Your friend

Friendship texts for sms messages

Stand for truth even at the expense of losing popularity

Advice texts for sms messages

I sit atop your christmas tree all clad in pink, a real fairy the reason I appear so glum the sprig of spruce stuck up my bum

Naughty texts for sms messages

Save your breath... You'll need it to blow up your date

Insult texts for sms messages

Every man passes his life in the search after friendship

Friendship texts for sms messages

Don't walk as if you rule the world. Walk as if you don't care who rules the world

Advice texts for sms messages