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Best sms sentences about puzzle for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many riddle texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about riddle for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about puzzle for status - Sms message text №61 - Sms l e n g t h: 57 l e t.
What whish would stars make when they saw falling people.

Best sms quotes about puzzle for status - Sms message text №62 - Sms l e n g t h: 79 l e t.
When a schizophrenic threatens to commit suicide are we talking of hostageship?

Best sms quotes about puzzle for status - Sms message text №63 - Sms l e n g t h: 89 l e t.
When a store is open 24 hours a day and 365 days a year, why is there a lock on the door?

Best sms quotes about puzzle for status - Sms message text №64 - Sms l e n g t h: 138 l e t.
When do you know you are overweight?.. When you are sunbathing on the beach and a greenpeace-activist tries to roll you back into the sea.

Best sms quotes about puzzle for status - Sms message text №65 - Sms l e n g t h: 59 l e t.
When is a man worth some money?.. When he pushes a trolley.

Best sms quotes about puzzle for status - Sms message text №66 - Sms l e n g t h: 99 l e t.
When swinning is good for the development of our arms and legs, why do fish not have arms and legs?

Best sms quotes about puzzle for status - Sms message text №67 - Sms l e n g t h: 136 l e t.
When U get this sms, send it to 1 person U love, 1 U hate, 1 U always think of & 1 U wish to kill. Now keep guessing why I send it to U!

Best sms quotes about puzzle for status - Sms message text №68 - Sms l e n g t h: 101 l e t.
When you are not supposed to drive a car when you have been drinking, why do bars have a parking lot?

Best sms quotes about puzzle for status - Sms message text №69 - Sms l e n g t h: 51 l e t.
When you strangle a smurf, what colour does he get?

Best sms quotes about puzzle for status - Sms message text №70 - Sms l e n g t h: 27 l e t.
Where are the first 6 up's?

Best sms quotes about puzzle for status - Sms message text №71 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.
Who invented milking cows and what did he think when he started doing it?

Best sms quotes about puzzle for status - Sms message text №72 - Sms l e n g t h: 103 l e t.
Why are men happy when they finish a puzzle in two months time... Because the box says: 3 till 5 years.

Best sms quotes about puzzle for status - Sms message text №73 - Sms l e n g t h: 65 l e t.
Why are men like a toothbrush?.. They are useless without handle.

Best sms quotes about puzzle for status - Sms message text №74 - Sms l e n g t h: 126 l e t.
Why are men like snails?.. They have horns, they slobber and they trudge along, and above all, they think the house is theirs.

Best sms quotes about puzzle for status - Sms message text №75 - Sms l e n g t h: 68 l e t.
Why are men like sperm cells?.. Only one out of a million is useful.

Best sms quotes about puzzle for status - Sms message text №76 - Sms l e n g t h: 58 l e t.
Why are there life jackets in airplanes and no parachutes?

Best sms quotes about puzzle for status - Sms message text №77 - Sms l e n g t h: 70 l e t.
Why are there so many smiths in the phone book? They all have a phone!

Best sms quotes about puzzle for status - Sms message text №78 - Sms l e n g t h: 84 l e t.
Why are you behind a computer, while in fact you are sitting in front of the screen?

Best sms quotes about puzzle for status - Sms message text №79 - Sms l e n g t h: 99 l e t.
Why can a man not be handsome and intelligent at the same time?.. Because he would be a woman then.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 26 March 2017
Jewish calendar: 6 Nisan 5775
Islamic calendar: 5 Jumada ath-Thaniya 1436
Chinese calendar: 7 day 2 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Internal Troops of Interior Ministry Day (Ukraine)
• Youth Day (Vietnam)
• Ho Chi Minh Communist Youth Union (Vietnam)
• Independence Day - National Day (Bangladesh)
• Martyrs' Day - Day of Democracy (Mali)
• Khordad Sal - Fasli (Zoroastrianism)
• Prince Jonah Kuhio Kalanianaole Day (Hawaii, USA)
• Legal Assistants Day (USA)
• National Nougat Day (USA)
• National Make Up Your Own Holiday Day (USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Rock bottom is good solid ground, and a dead end street is just a place to turn around. - Buddy buie and J. R. Cobb, 'Rock bottom'

Broken heart texts for sms messages

All I know is that I'm lost without you

Sad texts for sms messages

Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get, it's what you are expected to give - Which is everything

Love texts for sms messages

Cnn news. Bush orders 15, 000 FBI trained dogs to track down osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this

Funny jokes for sms messages

God brings men into deep waters, not to drown them, but to cleanse them. - John aughey

Broken heart texts for sms messages

Mary had a smelly minge with pubes as dark ascharcoal. So most the men go round the back and stick it up her arsehole

Rude texts for sms messages

Just the thought of being with you tomorrow is enough to get me through today

Love texts for sms messages

A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west. He slides up to the bar and announces: 'I'm looking for the man who shot my paw'

Funny jokes for sms messages

We cannot beg someone to stay if they want to leave. We have to admit that love does not give us license to own a person

Break up texts for sms messages

When you love someone, it's nothing. When someone loves you, it's somthing. When U luv someone & they luv you back, it's everything

Romantic texts for sms messages