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Best sms sentences about puzzle for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many riddle texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about riddle for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about puzzle for status - Sms message text №61 - Sms l e n g t h: 57 l e t.
What whish would stars make when they saw falling people.

Best sms quotes about puzzle for status - Sms message text №62 - Sms l e n g t h: 79 l e t.
When a schizophrenic threatens to commit suicide are we talking of hostageship?

Best sms quotes about puzzle for status - Sms message text №63 - Sms l e n g t h: 89 l e t.
When a store is open 24 hours a day and 365 days a year, why is there a lock on the door?

Best sms quotes about puzzle for status - Sms message text №64 - Sms l e n g t h: 138 l e t.
When do you know you are overweight?.. When you are sunbathing on the beach and a greenpeace-activist tries to roll you back into the sea.

Best sms quotes about puzzle for status - Sms message text №65 - Sms l e n g t h: 59 l e t.
When is a man worth some money?.. When he pushes a trolley.

Best sms quotes about puzzle for status - Sms message text №66 - Sms l e n g t h: 99 l e t.
When swinning is good for the development of our arms and legs, why do fish not have arms and legs?

Best sms quotes about puzzle for status - Sms message text №67 - Sms l e n g t h: 136 l e t.
When U get this sms, send it to 1 person U love, 1 U hate, 1 U always think of & 1 U wish to kill. Now keep guessing why I send it to U!

Best sms quotes about puzzle for status - Sms message text №68 - Sms l e n g t h: 101 l e t.
When you are not supposed to drive a car when you have been drinking, why do bars have a parking lot?

Best sms quotes about puzzle for status - Sms message text №69 - Sms l e n g t h: 51 l e t.
When you strangle a smurf, what colour does he get?

Best sms quotes about puzzle for status - Sms message text №70 - Sms l e n g t h: 27 l e t.
Where are the first 6 up's?

Best sms quotes about puzzle for status - Sms message text №71 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.
Who invented milking cows and what did he think when he started doing it?

Best sms quotes about puzzle for status - Sms message text №72 - Sms l e n g t h: 103 l e t.
Why are men happy when they finish a puzzle in two months time... Because the box says: 3 till 5 years.

Best sms quotes about puzzle for status - Sms message text №73 - Sms l e n g t h: 65 l e t.
Why are men like a toothbrush?.. They are useless without handle.

Best sms quotes about puzzle for status - Sms message text №74 - Sms l e n g t h: 126 l e t.
Why are men like snails?.. They have horns, they slobber and they trudge along, and above all, they think the house is theirs.

Best sms quotes about puzzle for status - Sms message text №75 - Sms l e n g t h: 68 l e t.
Why are men like sperm cells?.. Only one out of a million is useful.

Best sms quotes about puzzle for status - Sms message text №76 - Sms l e n g t h: 58 l e t.
Why are there life jackets in airplanes and no parachutes?

Best sms quotes about puzzle for status - Sms message text №77 - Sms l e n g t h: 70 l e t.
Why are there so many smiths in the phone book? They all have a phone!

Best sms quotes about puzzle for status - Sms message text №78 - Sms l e n g t h: 84 l e t.
Why are you behind a computer, while in fact you are sitting in front of the screen?

Best sms quotes about puzzle for status - Sms message text №79 - Sms l e n g t h: 99 l e t.
Why can a man not be handsome and intelligent at the same time?.. Because he would be a woman then.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 18 November 2018
Jewish calendar: 6 Kislev 5776
Islamic calendar: 5 Safar 1437
Chinese calendar: 7 day 10 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Day of Repentance and Prayer (Germany)
• Independence Day (Latvia)
• Independence Day (Morocco)
• Flag Day (Uzbekistan)
• Battle of Vertieres Day - Armed Forces Day (Haiti)
• National Day (Oman)
• Anniversary of Mickey Mouse - Mickey Mouse's Birthday (USA)
• Air Force General Staff Day (Ukraine)
• Father Christmas Birthday (Russia)
• National Vichyssoise Day (USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Keep a special place for me in your heart, not in your mind! Keeping me in your mind can be dangerous for U because people say I am mind blowing

Cute texts for sms messages

No duty is more urgent than that of returning thanks

Thank texts for sms messages

Words and hearts should be handled with care... For words when spoken and hearts when broken are the hardest things to repair

Love texts for sms messages

Hey ma love good morning its doesn't ask qestions but is da way 2 know da condition of one U love! Luv U

Good luck texts for sms messages

Doctor's prescription 4 U. A cute little smile 4 breakfast. More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner. Doctor's fee? An sms when U r free

Cute texts for sms messages

We are fortunate we had a teacher as wonderful loving and caring as you... Happy teacher's day

Teachers day greetings for sms messages

When the world around me goes insane, you are here to remind me that a few good things remain

Love texts for sms messages

You have a cough? Go home 2night, eat a whole box of ex-lax, 2morrow you'll be afraid to cough

Funny jokes for sms messages

Which christmas is the most vivid to me? It's always the next christmas

Christmas greetings for sms messages

When love first came to earth, the spring spread rose-beds to receive him

Sweet texts for sms messages