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Premium comic sms ideas for status - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many funny sms texts for status for every occasion. In this collection you will find good funny texts for sms witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Funny texts for sms messages - Sms message text №201 - Sms l e n g t h: 47 l e t.
He's got a nose like a blind carpenter's thumb.

Funny texts for sms messages - Sms message text №202 - Sms l e n g t h: 43 l e t.
He's got the dress sense of an oxfam model.

Funny texts for sms messages - Sms message text №203 - Sms l e n g t h: 64 l e t.
He's so optimistic he'd buy a burial suit with 2 pairs of pants.

Funny texts for sms messages - Sms message text №204 - Sms l e n g t h: 46 l e t.
He's sweating more than a dog in a restaraunt.

Funny texts for sms messages - Sms message text №205 - Sms l e n g t h: 62 l e t.
He's that useless he couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery.

Funny texts for sms messages - Sms message text №206 - Sms l e n g t h: 33 l e t.
He's tighter than a photo finish.

Funny texts for sms messages - Sms message text №207 - Sms l e n g t h: 101 l e t.
Hey can U do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, I'm playin cards n I'm missin the joker!

Funny texts for sms messages - Sms message text №208 - Sms l e n g t h: 141 l e t.
Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty so the world needs you after all!

Funny texts for sms messages - Sms message text №209 - Sms l e n g t h: 131 l e t.
Hey I saw U in tv... How smart U R... How sweet U R... How lovely U R... But I dont know y U r comilg only in animal planet chanel.

Funny texts for sms messages - Sms message text №210 - Sms l e n g t h: 118 l e t.
Hi all, let get stupid and celeberate miss call day send dis msg to ur frnds n get misbels in reply. But reply me 1st.

Funny texts for sms messages - Sms message text №211 - Sms l e n g t h: 101 l e t.
Hi! Please stand by while this program enlarges your penis... Error: Your penis was not found! Sorry.

Funny texts for sms messages - Sms message text №212 - Sms l e n g t h: 75 l e t.
Hi, do you want to have my children? No?.. Okay, then can we just practice?

Funny texts for sms messages - Sms message text №213 - Sms l e n g t h: 46 l e t.
His nose is snottier than a frog in a blender.

Funny texts for sms messages - Sms message text №214 - Sms l e n g t h: 102 l e t.
How can you know if a person is cute? First, he or she has a poor memory. Second - Umn... I forgot na!

Funny texts for sms messages - Sms message text №215 - Sms l e n g t h: 63 l e t.
How do you save a man from drowning? Take yer foot of his head.

Funny texts for sms messages - Sms message text №216 - Sms l e n g t h: 140 l e t.
How dogs and women are alike... Neither believe that silence is golden. Neither can balance a checkbook. Both put too much value on kissing.

Funny texts for sms messages - Sms message text №217 - Sms l e n g t h: 82 l e t.
How many men do you need for a mafia funeral? Only one. To slam the car boot shut.

Funny texts for sms messages - Sms message text №218 - Sms l e n g t h: 72 l e t.
How would you like your egg for breakfast... Hard-boiled or impregnated?

Funny texts for sms messages - Sms message text №219 - Sms l e n g t h: 139 l e t.
Human fall in love, that is normal. Cows eat grass, that is ok. But when a monkey press a mobile key bored amazing! Are you still pressing?

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 23 March 2019
Jewish calendar: 3 Nisan 5775
Islamic calendar: 2 Jumada ath-Thaniya 1436
Chinese calendar: 4 day 2 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• World Meteorological Day (International)
• Hydrometeorological Service Day (Russia)
• Republic Day (Pakistan)
• Day of the Sea (Bolivia)
• Day of Hungarian-Polish Friendship (Hungary)
• Day of Hungarian-Polish Friendship (Poland)
• Appraiser Day (Kyrgyzstan)
• Quarters and Operational Support Workers of the Armed Forces Day (Ukraine)
• Legal Knowledge Day (Russia)
• Otago Province Day (Otago, New Zealand)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Christianity begins where religion ends... With the resurrection - Herbert booth smith

Easter greetings for sms messages

In life luv is never planned nor does it happen for a reason. But when luv is real, it becomes ur plan for life and ur reason for living

Love texts for sms messages

You will fall for everything, if you don't stand for something

Wisdom texts for sms messages

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes

Funny jokes for sms messages

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain

Rainy day texts for sms messages

You cannot dream yourself into a character you must hammer and forge yourself 1

Cute texts for sms messages

In real love you want the other person's good. In romantic love, you want the other person. Margaret chase smith

Love texts for sms messages

Wise men speak because they have something to say - Fools because they have say something

Wisdom texts for sms messages

She's been up and down more times than a whore's drawers

Funny jokes for sms messages

Please break up with me on a rainy day, and meet me under a tree. So when it hurts and I can not breath, you'll hear the rain not me

Rainy day texts for sms messages