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Premium comic sms ideas for status - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many funny sms texts for status for every occasion. In this collection you will find good funny texts for sms witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Funny texts for sms messages - Sms message text №201 - Sms l e n g t h: 47 l e t.
He's got a nose like a blind carpenter's thumb.

Funny texts for sms messages - Sms message text №202 - Sms l e n g t h: 43 l e t.
He's got the dress sense of an oxfam model.

Funny texts for sms messages - Sms message text №203 - Sms l e n g t h: 64 l e t.
He's so optimistic he'd buy a burial suit with 2 pairs of pants.

Funny texts for sms messages - Sms message text №204 - Sms l e n g t h: 46 l e t.
He's sweating more than a dog in a restaraunt.

Funny texts for sms messages - Sms message text №205 - Sms l e n g t h: 62 l e t.
He's that useless he couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery.

Funny texts for sms messages - Sms message text №206 - Sms l e n g t h: 33 l e t.
He's tighter than a photo finish.

Funny texts for sms messages - Sms message text №207 - Sms l e n g t h: 101 l e t.
Hey can U do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, I'm playin cards n I'm missin the joker!

Funny texts for sms messages - Sms message text №208 - Sms l e n g t h: 141 l e t.
Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty so the world needs you after all!

Funny texts for sms messages - Sms message text №209 - Sms l e n g t h: 131 l e t.
Hey I saw U in tv... How smart U R... How sweet U R... How lovely U R... But I dont know y U r comilg only in animal planet chanel.

Funny texts for sms messages - Sms message text №210 - Sms l e n g t h: 118 l e t.
Hi all, let get stupid and celeberate miss call day send dis msg to ur frnds n get misbels in reply. But reply me 1st.

Funny texts for sms messages - Sms message text №211 - Sms l e n g t h: 101 l e t.
Hi! Please stand by while this program enlarges your penis... Error: Your penis was not found! Sorry.

Funny texts for sms messages - Sms message text №212 - Sms l e n g t h: 75 l e t.
Hi, do you want to have my children? No?.. Okay, then can we just practice?

Funny texts for sms messages - Sms message text №213 - Sms l e n g t h: 46 l e t.
His nose is snottier than a frog in a blender.

Funny texts for sms messages - Sms message text №214 - Sms l e n g t h: 102 l e t.
How can you know if a person is cute? First, he or she has a poor memory. Second - Umn... I forgot na!

Funny texts for sms messages - Sms message text №215 - Sms l e n g t h: 63 l e t.
How do you save a man from drowning? Take yer foot of his head.

Funny texts for sms messages - Sms message text №216 - Sms l e n g t h: 140 l e t.
How dogs and women are alike... Neither believe that silence is golden. Neither can balance a checkbook. Both put too much value on kissing.

Funny texts for sms messages - Sms message text №217 - Sms l e n g t h: 82 l e t.
How many men do you need for a mafia funeral? Only one. To slam the car boot shut.

Funny texts for sms messages - Sms message text №218 - Sms l e n g t h: 72 l e t.
How would you like your egg for breakfast... Hard-boiled or impregnated?

Funny texts for sms messages - Sms message text №219 - Sms l e n g t h: 139 l e t.
Human fall in love, that is normal. Cows eat grass, that is ok. But when a monkey press a mobile key bored amazing! Are you still pressing?

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 25 July 2017
Jewish calendar: 9 Av 5775
Islamic calendar: 8 Shawwal 1436
Chinese calendar: 10 day 6 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Constitution Day (Fiji)
• Tisha B'Av - National Commemoration Day (Israel)
• Day Before the Commemoration of the Assault of the Moncada Garrison (Cuba)
• Fire Service Day (Belarus)
• Road Transport Workers Day (Tajikistan)
• Commonwealth Constitution Day (Puerto Rico)
• Republic Day (Tunisia)
• Gospel Day (Rarotonga, Cook Islands)
• Saint James's Day (Sussex, England)
• Yaum-e-Gham - Day of Sorrow (Shia Islam)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

It's wrong that alcohol makes you fat... It doesn't! It actually makes you lean... Against bars, poles, walls, friends and strangers! Cheers

Naughty texts for sms messages

Wishing you and your loved ones peace, health, happiness and prosperity this holiday season and in the coming new year

Christmas greetings for sms messages

I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I love you

Love texts for sms messages

No knowledge without college no life without wife wife is a knife which cuts your life so, never select a wife in your college life

Wife texts for sms messages

I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the weirdest hairdos

Funny jokes for sms messages

Guys are like parking spots... The good ones are always taken... And the ones that are available, are either handicapped or too far away

Naughty texts for sms messages

A memory is golden, maybe that is true. I never wanted memories. I only wanted you sweet as a rose, cute as a kitten is what you are

Cute texts for sms messages

I could never love where I could not respect

Love texts for sms messages

Husband and wife on picnic. There was a donkey eating grass. Wife said: See your relative eating grass, say hi husband said: Hello father-in-law

Wife texts for sms messages

I know why I am single, my parents-in-law were not able to have kids

Funny jokes for sms messages