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best laughing sms messages

Premium comic sms ideas for status - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many funny sms texts for status for every occasion. In this collection you will find good funny texts for sms witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Funny texts for sms messages - Sms message text №201 - Sms l e n g t h: 47 l e t.
He's got a nose like a blind carpenter's thumb.

Funny texts for sms messages - Sms message text №202 - Sms l e n g t h: 43 l e t.
He's got the dress sense of an oxfam model.

Funny texts for sms messages - Sms message text №203 - Sms l e n g t h: 64 l e t.
He's so optimistic he'd buy a burial suit with 2 pairs of pants.

Funny texts for sms messages - Sms message text №204 - Sms l e n g t h: 46 l e t.
He's sweating more than a dog in a restaraunt.

Funny texts for sms messages - Sms message text №205 - Sms l e n g t h: 62 l e t.
He's that useless he couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery.

Funny texts for sms messages - Sms message text №206 - Sms l e n g t h: 33 l e t.
He's tighter than a photo finish.

Funny texts for sms messages - Sms message text №207 - Sms l e n g t h: 101 l e t.
Hey can U do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, I'm playin cards n I'm missin the joker!

Funny texts for sms messages - Sms message text №208 - Sms l e n g t h: 141 l e t.
Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty so the world needs you after all!

Funny texts for sms messages - Sms message text №209 - Sms l e n g t h: 131 l e t.
Hey I saw U in tv... How smart U R... How sweet U R... How lovely U R... But I dont know y U r comilg only in animal planet chanel.

Funny texts for sms messages - Sms message text №210 - Sms l e n g t h: 118 l e t.
Hi all, let get stupid and celeberate miss call day send dis msg to ur frnds n get misbels in reply. But reply me 1st.

Funny texts for sms messages - Sms message text №211 - Sms l e n g t h: 101 l e t.
Hi! Please stand by while this program enlarges your penis... Error: Your penis was not found! Sorry.

Funny texts for sms messages - Sms message text №212 - Sms l e n g t h: 75 l e t.
Hi, do you want to have my children? No?.. Okay, then can we just practice?

Funny texts for sms messages - Sms message text №213 - Sms l e n g t h: 46 l e t.
His nose is snottier than a frog in a blender.

Funny texts for sms messages - Sms message text №214 - Sms l e n g t h: 102 l e t.
How can you know if a person is cute? First, he or she has a poor memory. Second - Umn... I forgot na!

Funny texts for sms messages - Sms message text №215 - Sms l e n g t h: 63 l e t.
How do you save a man from drowning? Take yer foot of his head.

Funny texts for sms messages - Sms message text №216 - Sms l e n g t h: 140 l e t.
How dogs and women are alike... Neither believe that silence is golden. Neither can balance a checkbook. Both put too much value on kissing.

Funny texts for sms messages - Sms message text №217 - Sms l e n g t h: 82 l e t.
How many men do you need for a mafia funeral? Only one. To slam the car boot shut.

Funny texts for sms messages - Sms message text №218 - Sms l e n g t h: 72 l e t.
How would you like your egg for breakfast... Hard-boiled or impregnated?

Funny texts for sms messages - Sms message text №219 - Sms l e n g t h: 139 l e t.
Human fall in love, that is normal. Cows eat grass, that is ok. But when a monkey press a mobile key bored amazing! Are you still pressing?

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 25 September 2021
Jewish calendar: 12 Tishrei 5776
Islamic calendar: 11 Dhu al-Hijja 1436
Chinese calendar: 13 day 8 month 4412 year
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Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Tashrik Day (Islam)
• Armed Forces Day - Revolution Day (Mozambique)
• National Youth Day (Turks and Caicos Islands)
• Manit Day - Customs Day (Marshall Islands)
• National Youth Day (Nauru)
• International Hug a Vegetarian Day (Global)
• National Day of Remembrance for Murder Victims (USA)
• Arbor Day (Virgin Islands, USA)
• Native American Day - American Indian Day (California, USA)
• Saint Nicholas of Flue Day (Germany)
More holidays
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Your smile, your touch, the way you love me I never knew... Until you what a relationship could be. So, I celebrate you. My friend, my love

Birthday greetings for sms messages

Love is a post card life is a visiting card wife is a memmery card but friendship is a reshon cadr becouse keep it safe

Greetings texts for sms messages

Smile in ease smile in pain smile when trouble pour like rain smile when someone hurt your feelings smiles you know are very hailing

Smile jokes for sms messages

Friendship is vast like universe, deep like ocean, high like sky, strong like iron, kind like mother, cute like me, and sweet like U

Friendship texts for sms messages

When you love someone, you love the whole person, just as he or she is, and not as you would like them to be

Love texts for sms messages

The old believe everything. The middle aged suspect everything. The young know everything. Happy birthday

Birthday greetings for sms messages

My wishes are silent but true, every where they will follow you, luck is yours, wishes are mine, I wish your present & future will always shine

Greetings texts for sms messages

Smile: S-sets you free m-makes you special i-increases your face value l-lifts up you spirits e-erases all your tensions so please keep smile

Smile jokes for sms messages

Friendship is a sheltering tree

Friendship texts for sms messages

When you're truly in love, being faithful isn't a sacrifice, it's a joy

Love texts for sms messages


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