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Premium comic sms ideas for status - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many funny sms texts for status for every occasion. In this collection you will find good funny texts for sms witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Funny texts for sms messages - Sms message text №201 - Sms l e n g t h: 47 l e t.
He's got a nose like a blind carpenter's thumb.

Funny texts for sms messages - Sms message text №202 - Sms l e n g t h: 43 l e t.
He's got the dress sense of an oxfam model.

Funny texts for sms messages - Sms message text №203 - Sms l e n g t h: 64 l e t.
He's so optimistic he'd buy a burial suit with 2 pairs of pants.

Funny texts for sms messages - Sms message text №204 - Sms l e n g t h: 46 l e t.
He's sweating more than a dog in a restaraunt.

Funny texts for sms messages - Sms message text №205 - Sms l e n g t h: 62 l e t.
He's that useless he couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery.

Funny texts for sms messages - Sms message text №206 - Sms l e n g t h: 33 l e t.
He's tighter than a photo finish.

Funny texts for sms messages - Sms message text №207 - Sms l e n g t h: 101 l e t.
Hey can U do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, I'm playin cards n I'm missin the joker!

Funny texts for sms messages - Sms message text №208 - Sms l e n g t h: 141 l e t.
Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty so the world needs you after all!

Funny texts for sms messages - Sms message text №209 - Sms l e n g t h: 131 l e t.
Hey I saw U in tv... How smart U R... How sweet U R... How lovely U R... But I dont know y U r comilg only in animal planet chanel.

Funny texts for sms messages - Sms message text №210 - Sms l e n g t h: 118 l e t.
Hi all, let get stupid and celeberate miss call day send dis msg to ur frnds n get misbels in reply. But reply me 1st.

Funny texts for sms messages - Sms message text №211 - Sms l e n g t h: 101 l e t.
Hi! Please stand by while this program enlarges your penis... Error: Your penis was not found! Sorry.

Funny texts for sms messages - Sms message text №212 - Sms l e n g t h: 75 l e t.
Hi, do you want to have my children? No?.. Okay, then can we just practice?

Funny texts for sms messages - Sms message text №213 - Sms l e n g t h: 46 l e t.
His nose is snottier than a frog in a blender.

Funny texts for sms messages - Sms message text №214 - Sms l e n g t h: 102 l e t.
How can you know if a person is cute? First, he or she has a poor memory. Second - Umn... I forgot na!

Funny texts for sms messages - Sms message text №215 - Sms l e n g t h: 63 l e t.
How do you save a man from drowning? Take yer foot of his head.

Funny texts for sms messages - Sms message text №216 - Sms l e n g t h: 140 l e t.
How dogs and women are alike... Neither believe that silence is golden. Neither can balance a checkbook. Both put too much value on kissing.

Funny texts for sms messages - Sms message text №217 - Sms l e n g t h: 82 l e t.
How many men do you need for a mafia funeral? Only one. To slam the car boot shut.

Funny texts for sms messages - Sms message text №218 - Sms l e n g t h: 72 l e t.
How would you like your egg for breakfast... Hard-boiled or impregnated?

Funny texts for sms messages - Sms message text №219 - Sms l e n g t h: 139 l e t.
Human fall in love, that is normal. Cows eat grass, that is ok. But when a monkey press a mobile key bored amazing! Are you still pressing?

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 21 January 2019
Jewish calendar: 1 Shvat 5775
Islamic calendar: 30 Rabi al-Awwal 1436
Chinese calendar: 2 day 12 month 4411 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Flag Day (Quebec, Canada)
• Engineering Troops Day (Russia)
• Engineering Troops Day (Belarus)
• Mother's, midwives and gynecologists Day - Babinden (Bulgaria)
• Grandmother day (Poland)
• Engineering Troops Day (Kyrgyzstan)
• National Hug Day (USA)
• Postgraduate Student Day (Russia)
• Lady of Altagracia Day (Dominican Republic)
• Birth of Ignacio Allende (Mexico)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

I may run out of message to text you. I may run out of jokes too. I may also run out of battery bt my heart won't run out of space for you

Sweet texts for sms messages

Leave something for someone but never leave someone for something becuz... In life something will leave you but someone will always be with you

Friendship texts for sms messages

The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him - Oscar wilde

Marriage greetings for sms messages

Doing what's right is no guarantee against misfortune. - William mcfee

Broken heart texts for sms messages

All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make, the better

Inspirational texts for sms messages

Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness

Sweet texts for sms messages

Life is 4 U, death is 4 me, being happy is 4 U, being sad is 4 me, being together is 4 U, being lonely is 4 me, everything 4 U but U r 4 me

Friendship texts for sms messages

On this special day, best wishes go to you, that this wonderful luv you share, lasts ur lifetime through. Happy anniversary to you

Marriage greetings for sms messages

Earth has no sorrow that heaven cannot heal

Broken heart texts for sms messages

Do not attempt to do a thing unless you are sure of yourself - But don't relinquish it simply because someone else is not sure of you

Inspirational texts for sms messages