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best laughing sms messages

Premium comic sms ideas for status - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many funny sms texts for status for every occasion. In this collection you will find good funny texts for sms witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Funny texts for sms messages - Sms message text №201 - Sms l e n g t h: 47 l e t.
He's got a nose like a blind carpenter's thumb.

Funny texts for sms messages - Sms message text №202 - Sms l e n g t h: 43 l e t.
He's got the dress sense of an oxfam model.

Funny texts for sms messages - Sms message text №203 - Sms l e n g t h: 64 l e t.
He's so optimistic he'd buy a burial suit with 2 pairs of pants.

Funny texts for sms messages - Sms message text №204 - Sms l e n g t h: 46 l e t.
He's sweating more than a dog in a restaraunt.

Funny texts for sms messages - Sms message text №205 - Sms l e n g t h: 62 l e t.
He's that useless he couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery.

Funny texts for sms messages - Sms message text №206 - Sms l e n g t h: 33 l e t.
He's tighter than a photo finish.

Funny texts for sms messages - Sms message text №207 - Sms l e n g t h: 101 l e t.
Hey can U do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, I'm playin cards n I'm missin the joker!

Funny texts for sms messages - Sms message text №208 - Sms l e n g t h: 141 l e t.
Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty so the world needs you after all!

Funny texts for sms messages - Sms message text №209 - Sms l e n g t h: 131 l e t.
Hey I saw U in tv... How smart U R... How sweet U R... How lovely U R... But I dont know y U r comilg only in animal planet chanel.

Funny texts for sms messages - Sms message text №210 - Sms l e n g t h: 118 l e t.
Hi all, let get stupid and celeberate miss call day send dis msg to ur frnds n get misbels in reply. But reply me 1st.

Funny texts for sms messages - Sms message text №211 - Sms l e n g t h: 101 l e t.
Hi! Please stand by while this program enlarges your penis... Error: Your penis was not found! Sorry.

Funny texts for sms messages - Sms message text №212 - Sms l e n g t h: 75 l e t.
Hi, do you want to have my children? No?.. Okay, then can we just practice?

Funny texts for sms messages - Sms message text №213 - Sms l e n g t h: 46 l e t.
His nose is snottier than a frog in a blender.

Funny texts for sms messages - Sms message text №214 - Sms l e n g t h: 102 l e t.
How can you know if a person is cute? First, he or she has a poor memory. Second - Umn... I forgot na!

Funny texts for sms messages - Sms message text №215 - Sms l e n g t h: 63 l e t.
How do you save a man from drowning? Take yer foot of his head.

Funny texts for sms messages - Sms message text №216 - Sms l e n g t h: 140 l e t.
How dogs and women are alike... Neither believe that silence is golden. Neither can balance a checkbook. Both put too much value on kissing.

Funny texts for sms messages - Sms message text №217 - Sms l e n g t h: 82 l e t.
How many men do you need for a mafia funeral? Only one. To slam the car boot shut.

Funny texts for sms messages - Sms message text №218 - Sms l e n g t h: 72 l e t.
How would you like your egg for breakfast... Hard-boiled or impregnated?

Funny texts for sms messages - Sms message text №219 - Sms l e n g t h: 139 l e t.
Human fall in love, that is normal. Cows eat grass, that is ok. But when a monkey press a mobile key bored amazing! Are you still pressing?

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 22 November 2019
Jewish calendar: 10 Kislev 5776
Islamic calendar: 9 Safar 1437
Chinese calendar: 11 day 10 month 4412 year
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Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• John F. Kennedys Assassination Day (USA)
• Psychologist Day (Russia)
• Feast of Christ the King (Catholic Church)
• Albanian Alphabet Day (Albania)
• State Ruler's Birthday (Johor, Malaysia)
• Albanian Alphabet Day (Macedonia)
• Bank Workers Day (Armenia)
• Justice Workers Day (Azerbaijan)
• Prosecution Workers Day (Kyrgyzstan)
• Independence Day (Lebanon)
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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

The language of friendship is not words but meanings

Friendship texts for sms messages

Moon said to me, if ur friend is not messaging U why dont you leave ur friend. I looked at moon and said does ur sky ever leave U when U dont shine

Miss you texts for sms messages

Before now U are just ok, yesterday you were better, today U are perfect, this is the the effect of a blissful season... Christmas. Merry it in style

Christmas greetings for sms messages

Your face looks like you've been using it as a doorstop your face would not only stop a door, but also most clocks and a herd of charging buffalo

Insult texts for sms messages

We will always be thankful to you for all the hard work and efforts you have put in, for educating us. Happy teachers day

Teachers day greetings for sms messages

The best time to make friends is before you need them. - Ethel barrymore

Friendship texts for sms messages

Never thought... It would be so hard staying away from you. I keep thinking of 'Us' together again! I miss U

Miss you texts for sms messages

Blls are ringing da wishes of christmas day da flying snowflakes send my most sincere blessings 2 U merry christmas

Christmas greetings for sms messages

You're red shirt goes well with your eyes

Insult texts for sms messages

We will always be thankful to you for all the hard work and efforts you have put in, for educating us. Happy teachers day

Teachers day greetings for sms messages


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