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Funny sms ideas for status - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many super funny sms texts for messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find perfect sms sentences about comic for letters witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Top sms words about funny for messages - Sms message text №321 - Sms l e n g t h: 160 l e t.
It's the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere! U must never stop doing it. It's called prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.

Top sms words about funny for messages - Sms message text №322 - Sms l e n g t h: 160 l e t.
It's very easy to eat sweet chocolate, speak sweet words, watch sweet dreams but it's very difficult to find a sweet person. But I salute you. That you find me.

Top sms words about funny for messages - Sms message text №323 - Sms l e n g t h: 77 l e t.
I've got the ship, you've got the harbor... What say we tie up for the night?

Top sms words about funny for messages - Sms message text №324 - Sms l e n g t h: 163 l e t.
I've made so many mistakes in my life, but something I did right was to have you as a friend and I definitely wont make another mistake of losing someone like you.

Top sms words about funny for messages - Sms message text №325 - Sms l e n g t h: 34 l e t.
I've seen better hands on a clock.

Top sms words about funny for messages - Sms message text №326 - Sms l e n g t h: 46 l e t.
I've seen better teeth on a worn out gear box.

Top sms words about funny for messages - Sms message text №327 - Sms l e n g t h: 39 l e t.
I've seen more hair on a billiard ball.

Top sms words about funny for messages - Sms message text №328 - Sms l e n g t h: 54 l e t.
I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.

Top sms words about funny for messages - Sms message text №329 - Sms l e n g t h: 150 l e t.
I've written a poem for you: Twinkle twinkle little star, you should know what you are, and once you know what you are, mental hospital is not so far.

Top sms words about funny for messages - Sms message text №330 - Sms l e n g t h: 56 l e t.
Jesus loves you... Everyone else thinks your an asshole.

Top sms words about funny for messages - Sms message text №331 - Sms l e n g t h: 34 l e t.
Jesus saves, he shoots, he scores!

Top sms words about funny for messages - Sms message text №332 - Sms l e n g t h: 90 l e t.
Jesus says to john come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster.

Top sms words about funny for messages - Sms message text №333 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.
Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

Top sms words about funny for messages - Sms message text №334 - Sms l e n g t h: 51 l e t.
Just trust yourself then you will know how to live?

Top sms words about funny for messages - Sms message text №335 - Sms l e n g t h: 81 l e t.
Just wanted to let U know that you are my bfbff... Best face book friend forever.

Top sms words about funny for messages - Sms message text №336 - Sms l e n g t h: 63 l e t.
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.

Top sms words about funny for messages - Sms message text №337 - Sms l e n g t h: 75 l e t.
Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echo is truly endless.

Top sms words about funny for messages - Sms message text №338 - Sms l e n g t h: 58 l e t.
Kiss my ass, and do it fast, suck my dick and do it quick.

Top sms words about funny for messages - Sms message text №339 - Sms l e n g t h: 64 l e t.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? A midget who cant reach the doorbell.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 20 June 2018
Jewish calendar: 3 Tammuz 5775
Islamic calendar: 3 Ramadan 1436
Chinese calendar: 5 day 5 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• World Refugee Day (United Nations)
• Midsummer (Europe)
• Statehood Day (West Virginia, USA)
• Police Expert Department Creation Day (Ukraine)
• White Nights Festival (Saint Petersburg, Russia)
• Duanwu Festival - Dragon Boat Festival (China)
• Day of the National Flag (Argentina)
• Day of the Finnish Flag (Finland)
• Gas Sector Workers Day (Azerbaijan)
• Romanian Aviation and Romanian Air force Day (Romania)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Love is the master key which opens the gates of happiness

Love texts for sms messages

All the love that history knows, is said to be in every rose. Yet all that could be found in two, is less than what I feel for you

Birthday greetings for sms messages

Some like sunday, some like monday, but I like one day and that is independence day

Independence day greetings for sms messages

You may be out of my sight... But never out of my mind... Thinking of you

Thank texts for sms messages

It is charming, incredibly handsome, extremely good, well shaped, horny, an animal in bed and it knows one french word... Moi

Funny jokes for sms messages

Why do have men bandy legs?.. All unimportant matters are between brackets

Riddle, puzzle for sms messages

A true friend is someone who is there for you when they would rather be someplace else

Friendship texts for sms messages

Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence... (A life sentence!)

Marriage greetings for sms messages

It just reminds me of being a kid and christmastime - You know, watching tv

Christmas greetings for sms messages

I used to dream of eyes so blue and loving arms to hold me. I used to dream of heroic knights and how gracious they would be

Love texts for sms messages