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Funny sms ideas for status - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many super funny sms texts for messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find perfect sms sentences about comic for letters witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Top sms words about funny for messages - Sms message text №321 - Sms l e n g t h: 160 l e t.
It's the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere! U must never stop doing it. It's called prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.

Top sms words about funny for messages - Sms message text №322 - Sms l e n g t h: 160 l e t.
It's very easy to eat sweet chocolate, speak sweet words, watch sweet dreams but it's very difficult to find a sweet person. But I salute you. That you find me.

Top sms words about funny for messages - Sms message text №323 - Sms l e n g t h: 77 l e t.
I've got the ship, you've got the harbor... What say we tie up for the night?

Top sms words about funny for messages - Sms message text №324 - Sms l e n g t h: 163 l e t.
I've made so many mistakes in my life, but something I did right was to have you as a friend and I definitely wont make another mistake of losing someone like you.

Top sms words about funny for messages - Sms message text №325 - Sms l e n g t h: 34 l e t.
I've seen better hands on a clock.

Top sms words about funny for messages - Sms message text №326 - Sms l e n g t h: 46 l e t.
I've seen better teeth on a worn out gear box.

Top sms words about funny for messages - Sms message text №327 - Sms l e n g t h: 39 l e t.
I've seen more hair on a billiard ball.

Top sms words about funny for messages - Sms message text №328 - Sms l e n g t h: 54 l e t.
I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.

Top sms words about funny for messages - Sms message text №329 - Sms l e n g t h: 150 l e t.
I've written a poem for you: Twinkle twinkle little star, you should know what you are, and once you know what you are, mental hospital is not so far.

Top sms words about funny for messages - Sms message text №330 - Sms l e n g t h: 56 l e t.
Jesus loves you... Everyone else thinks your an asshole.

Top sms words about funny for messages - Sms message text №331 - Sms l e n g t h: 34 l e t.
Jesus saves, he shoots, he scores!

Top sms words about funny for messages - Sms message text №332 - Sms l e n g t h: 90 l e t.
Jesus says to john come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster.

Top sms words about funny for messages - Sms message text №333 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.
Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

Top sms words about funny for messages - Sms message text №334 - Sms l e n g t h: 51 l e t.
Just trust yourself then you will know how to live?

Top sms words about funny for messages - Sms message text №335 - Sms l e n g t h: 81 l e t.
Just wanted to let U know that you are my bfbff... Best face book friend forever.

Top sms words about funny for messages - Sms message text №336 - Sms l e n g t h: 63 l e t.
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.

Top sms words about funny for messages - Sms message text №337 - Sms l e n g t h: 75 l e t.
Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echo is truly endless.

Top sms words about funny for messages - Sms message text №338 - Sms l e n g t h: 58 l e t.
Kiss my ass, and do it fast, suck my dick and do it quick.

Top sms words about funny for messages - Sms message text №339 - Sms l e n g t h: 64 l e t.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? A midget who cant reach the doorbell.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 16 June 2025
Jewish calendar: 29 Sivan 5775
Islamic calendar: 28 Sha'ban 1436
Chinese calendar: 1 day 5 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Youth Day (South Africa)
• Sussex Day (Sussex, England)
• International Day of the African Child (African Union)
• World Sea Turtle Day (International)
• International Children Center ''Artek'' Birthday (Ukraine)
• International Day of Solidarity with the Struggling People of South Africa (South Africa)
• Bloomsday (Dublin, Ireland)
• Bloomsday (USA)
• Fresh Veggies Day (USA)
• National Fudge Day (USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies

Love texts for sms messages

You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm

April fool jokes for sms messages

When love is in the air, you know it is time to celebrate holi! Happy holi

Holi greetings for sms messages

Time and distance can keep us apart, but we are always heart to heart, no matter its night or day, you are just a thought away

Thank texts for sms messages

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question

Funny jokes for sms messages

When do you know you are overweight?.. When you are sunbathing on the beach and a greenpeace-activist tries to roll you back into the sea

Riddle, puzzle for sms messages

A friend that really cares! All my secrets I can share! There when I need a hand! There to understand

Friendship texts for sms messages

Grooms, once you marry, please remember that when you have a discussion with your future wife, always try to get the last two words in: 'Yes dear'

Marriage greetings for sms messages

I hope this christmas enriches your life may each day be happy & bright, overflowing with pleasure & love may your christmas be filled with delight

Christmas greetings for sms messages

I used to dream of eyes so blue and loving arms to hold me. I used to dream of heroic knights and how gracious they would be

Love texts for sms messages