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Funny sms ideas for status - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many super funny sms texts for messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find perfect sms sentences about comic for letters witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Top sms words about funny for messages - Sms message text №321 - Sms l e n g t h: 160 l e t.
It's the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere! U must never stop doing it. It's called prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.

Top sms words about funny for messages - Sms message text №322 - Sms l e n g t h: 160 l e t.
It's very easy to eat sweet chocolate, speak sweet words, watch sweet dreams but it's very difficult to find a sweet person. But I salute you. That you find me.

Top sms words about funny for messages - Sms message text №323 - Sms l e n g t h: 77 l e t.
I've got the ship, you've got the harbor... What say we tie up for the night?

Top sms words about funny for messages - Sms message text №324 - Sms l e n g t h: 163 l e t.
I've made so many mistakes in my life, but something I did right was to have you as a friend and I definitely wont make another mistake of losing someone like you.

Top sms words about funny for messages - Sms message text №325 - Sms l e n g t h: 34 l e t.
I've seen better hands on a clock.

Top sms words about funny for messages - Sms message text №326 - Sms l e n g t h: 46 l e t.
I've seen better teeth on a worn out gear box.

Top sms words about funny for messages - Sms message text №327 - Sms l e n g t h: 39 l e t.
I've seen more hair on a billiard ball.

Top sms words about funny for messages - Sms message text №328 - Sms l e n g t h: 54 l e t.
I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.

Top sms words about funny for messages - Sms message text №329 - Sms l e n g t h: 150 l e t.
I've written a poem for you: Twinkle twinkle little star, you should know what you are, and once you know what you are, mental hospital is not so far.

Top sms words about funny for messages - Sms message text №330 - Sms l e n g t h: 56 l e t.
Jesus loves you... Everyone else thinks your an asshole.

Top sms words about funny for messages - Sms message text №331 - Sms l e n g t h: 34 l e t.
Jesus saves, he shoots, he scores!

Top sms words about funny for messages - Sms message text №332 - Sms l e n g t h: 90 l e t.
Jesus says to john come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster.

Top sms words about funny for messages - Sms message text №333 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.
Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

Top sms words about funny for messages - Sms message text №334 - Sms l e n g t h: 51 l e t.
Just trust yourself then you will know how to live?

Top sms words about funny for messages - Sms message text №335 - Sms l e n g t h: 81 l e t.
Just wanted to let U know that you are my bfbff... Best face book friend forever.

Top sms words about funny for messages - Sms message text №336 - Sms l e n g t h: 63 l e t.
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.

Top sms words about funny for messages - Sms message text №337 - Sms l e n g t h: 75 l e t.
Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echo is truly endless.

Top sms words about funny for messages - Sms message text №338 - Sms l e n g t h: 58 l e t.
Kiss my ass, and do it fast, suck my dick and do it quick.

Top sms words about funny for messages - Sms message text №339 - Sms l e n g t h: 64 l e t.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? A midget who cant reach the doorbell.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 22 February 2018
Jewish calendar: 3 Adar Aleph 5775
Islamic calendar: 3 Jumada al-Ula 1436
Chinese calendar: 4 day 1 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• World Thinking Day (International)
• George Washington's Birthday (USA)
• Burgbrennen (Germany)
• International Day in Support of Victims of Crime (Russia)
• Burgbrennen (France)
• Burgbrennen (Belgium)
• People Power Day (Philippines)
• Burgbrennen (Luxembourg)
• Land Surveyor Day (Kyrgyzstan)
• People's Sunday (Malta)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

So on this very special day, I would like to say to U, I hope you will always find happiness in whatever you may do

Birthday greetings for sms messages

Save your breath... You'll need it to blow up your date

Insult texts for sms messages

Special people are very few - Who is special? That would be you. My valentine's day would be so fine, if you would be my valentine

Valentines day greetings for sms messages

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best

Funny jokes for sms messages

Set a place for me in your heart and not in your mind for the mind easily forgets but the heart always remembers. I love you

Romantic texts for sms messages

Friendship needs no words - It is solitude delivered from the anguish of loneliness. - Dag hammarskjold

Friendship texts for sms messages

Moon said to me, if ur friend is not messaging U why dont you leave ur friend. I looked at moon and said does ur sky ever leave U when U dont shine

Miss you texts for sms messages

The message of christmas is that the visible material world is bound to the invisible spiritual world

Christmas greetings for sms messages

Last night I asked my angel 2 watch over U... But it came soon. I asked: Why? It smiled and said: An angel doesnt watch over another angel

Love texts for sms messages

Aliens have contacted the earth... Just watch the news and see it... And one more thing advance mein happy april fool

April fool jokes for sms messages