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Funny sms ideas for status - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many super funny sms texts for messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find perfect sms sentences about comic for letters witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Top sms words about funny for messages - Sms message text №321 - Sms l e n g t h: 160 l e t.
It's the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere! U must never stop doing it. It's called prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.

Top sms words about funny for messages - Sms message text №322 - Sms l e n g t h: 160 l e t.
It's very easy to eat sweet chocolate, speak sweet words, watch sweet dreams but it's very difficult to find a sweet person. But I salute you. That you find me.

Top sms words about funny for messages - Sms message text №323 - Sms l e n g t h: 77 l e t.
I've got the ship, you've got the harbor... What say we tie up for the night?

Top sms words about funny for messages - Sms message text №324 - Sms l e n g t h: 163 l e t.
I've made so many mistakes in my life, but something I did right was to have you as a friend and I definitely wont make another mistake of losing someone like you.

Top sms words about funny for messages - Sms message text №325 - Sms l e n g t h: 34 l e t.
I've seen better hands on a clock.

Top sms words about funny for messages - Sms message text №326 - Sms l e n g t h: 46 l e t.
I've seen better teeth on a worn out gear box.

Top sms words about funny for messages - Sms message text №327 - Sms l e n g t h: 39 l e t.
I've seen more hair on a billiard ball.

Top sms words about funny for messages - Sms message text №328 - Sms l e n g t h: 54 l e t.
I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.

Top sms words about funny for messages - Sms message text №329 - Sms l e n g t h: 150 l e t.
I've written a poem for you: Twinkle twinkle little star, you should know what you are, and once you know what you are, mental hospital is not so far.

Top sms words about funny for messages - Sms message text №330 - Sms l e n g t h: 56 l e t.
Jesus loves you... Everyone else thinks your an asshole.

Top sms words about funny for messages - Sms message text №331 - Sms l e n g t h: 34 l e t.
Jesus saves, he shoots, he scores!

Top sms words about funny for messages - Sms message text №332 - Sms l e n g t h: 90 l e t.
Jesus says to john come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster.

Top sms words about funny for messages - Sms message text №333 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.
Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

Top sms words about funny for messages - Sms message text №334 - Sms l e n g t h: 51 l e t.
Just trust yourself then you will know how to live?

Top sms words about funny for messages - Sms message text №335 - Sms l e n g t h: 81 l e t.
Just wanted to let U know that you are my bfbff... Best face book friend forever.

Top sms words about funny for messages - Sms message text №336 - Sms l e n g t h: 63 l e t.
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.

Top sms words about funny for messages - Sms message text №337 - Sms l e n g t h: 75 l e t.
Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echo is truly endless.

Top sms words about funny for messages - Sms message text №338 - Sms l e n g t h: 58 l e t.
Kiss my ass, and do it fast, suck my dick and do it quick.

Top sms words about funny for messages - Sms message text №339 - Sms l e n g t h: 64 l e t.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? A midget who cant reach the doorbell.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 29 June 2017
Jewish calendar: 12 Tammuz 5775
Islamic calendar: 12 Ramadan 1436
Chinese calendar: 14 day 5 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• World Industrial Design Day (International)
• Gospel was bestowed on Jesus Day (Islam)
• Independence Day (Seychelles)
• Fallen Soldiers and Missing in Action Memorial Day (Nagorno-Karabakh Republic)
• Feast of Saints Peter and Paul (Russia)
• Partisans Day (Russia)
• Nuzool Injeel (Shia Islam)
• Central Province Day (Choiseul Province, Solomon Islands)
• Haro Wine Festival - Battle of Wine (La Rioja, Spain)
• National Waffle Iron Day (USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her. - Agatha christie

Marriage greetings for sms messages

I hope this christmas enriches your life may each day be happy & bright, overflowing with pleasure & love may your christmas be filled with delight

Christmas greetings for sms messages

I like not only to be loved, but to be told that I am loved. - George elliot

Love texts for sms messages

Good advice is always certain to be ignored, but that's no reason not to give it

Advice texts for sms messages

Angels are there to guide and protect you in whatever you'll do. Tonight, they'll take you to a place where your dreams can come true

Good night texts for sms messages

True remorse is never just a regret over consequence - It is a regret over motive. - Mignon mclaughlin

Sorry texts for sms messages

When I was walking alone, I wished that I can reach da end of da road... But when U r walking with me, I wish the road never ends... Friend's forever

Friendship texts for sms messages

Wives r incoming calls, lovers r outgoing calls, aunties r toll-free calls, callgirls r roaming calls, neighbour girls r missed calls

Naughty texts for sms messages

It is easier for a father to have children than, for children to have a real father. I'm glad to have U dad, happy father's day

Fathers day greetings for sms messages

Those who love deeply never grow old - They may die of old age, but they die young

Love texts for sms messages