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Funny sms ideas for status - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many super funny sms texts for messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find perfect sms sentences about comic for letters witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Top sms words about funny for messages - Sms message text №321 - Sms l e n g t h: 160 l e t.
It's the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere! U must never stop doing it. It's called prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.

Top sms words about funny for messages - Sms message text №322 - Sms l e n g t h: 160 l e t.
It's very easy to eat sweet chocolate, speak sweet words, watch sweet dreams but it's very difficult to find a sweet person. But I salute you. That you find me.

Top sms words about funny for messages - Sms message text №323 - Sms l e n g t h: 77 l e t.
I've got the ship, you've got the harbor... What say we tie up for the night?

Top sms words about funny for messages - Sms message text №324 - Sms l e n g t h: 163 l e t.
I've made so many mistakes in my life, but something I did right was to have you as a friend and I definitely wont make another mistake of losing someone like you.

Top sms words about funny for messages - Sms message text №325 - Sms l e n g t h: 34 l e t.
I've seen better hands on a clock.

Top sms words about funny for messages - Sms message text №326 - Sms l e n g t h: 46 l e t.
I've seen better teeth on a worn out gear box.

Top sms words about funny for messages - Sms message text №327 - Sms l e n g t h: 39 l e t.
I've seen more hair on a billiard ball.

Top sms words about funny for messages - Sms message text №328 - Sms l e n g t h: 54 l e t.
I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.

Top sms words about funny for messages - Sms message text №329 - Sms l e n g t h: 150 l e t.
I've written a poem for you: Twinkle twinkle little star, you should know what you are, and once you know what you are, mental hospital is not so far.

Top sms words about funny for messages - Sms message text №330 - Sms l e n g t h: 56 l e t.
Jesus loves you... Everyone else thinks your an asshole.

Top sms words about funny for messages - Sms message text №331 - Sms l e n g t h: 34 l e t.
Jesus saves, he shoots, he scores!

Top sms words about funny for messages - Sms message text №332 - Sms l e n g t h: 90 l e t.
Jesus says to john come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster.

Top sms words about funny for messages - Sms message text №333 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.
Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

Top sms words about funny for messages - Sms message text №334 - Sms l e n g t h: 51 l e t.
Just trust yourself then you will know how to live?

Top sms words about funny for messages - Sms message text №335 - Sms l e n g t h: 81 l e t.
Just wanted to let U know that you are my bfbff... Best face book friend forever.

Top sms words about funny for messages - Sms message text №336 - Sms l e n g t h: 63 l e t.
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.

Top sms words about funny for messages - Sms message text №337 - Sms l e n g t h: 75 l e t.
Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echo is truly endless.

Top sms words about funny for messages - Sms message text №338 - Sms l e n g t h: 58 l e t.
Kiss my ass, and do it fast, suck my dick and do it quick.

Top sms words about funny for messages - Sms message text №339 - Sms l e n g t h: 64 l e t.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? A midget who cant reach the doorbell.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 24 August 2019
Jewish calendar: 9 Elul 5775
Islamic calendar: 9 Dhu al-Qa'da 1436
Chinese calendar: 11 day 7 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• International Day Against Intolerance, Discrimination and Violence Based on Musical Preferences, Lifestyle and Dress Code (International)
• Constitution Day (Georgia)
• Independence Day (Ukraine)
• National Flag Day (Kazakhstan)
• Internal Forces Day (Kyrgyzstan)
• National Parks Day (Costa Rica)
• Flag Day (Liberia)
• Pyartli Day (Estonia)
• Feast of Saint Bartholomew (Catholic Church)
• National Knife Day (USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Thanks to thanksgiving day for giving us an opportunity to thank those who really mean something to us

Thanksgiving day greetings for sms messages

I've seen better hands on a clock

Funny jokes for sms messages

A word to say, a word to hear even in ur absence I feel U near r relation is strong... Hope it goes long v wil remain d same til d life goes on

Romantic texts for sms messages

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most. - American proverb

Friendship texts for sms messages

The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him - Oscar wilde

Marriage greetings for sms messages

It's just the perfect time to send a lot of love your way and then to add some wishes for a merry christmas day

Christmas greetings for sms messages

If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, then do not worry 'Cause I told santa I wanted you for christmas

Love texts for sms messages

There is only one happiness in this life, to love and be loved

Advice texts for sms messages

Oops!? Ouch I fell from bed trying to reach my phone just to say sweet dreams to you sleep tight

Good night texts for sms messages

Love is possible after friendship but friendship is not possible after love because medicines work before death later nothing can be cured

Sweet texts for sms messages