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rude texts for sms messages

Perfect text about crude for sms - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many rude sms texts for every occasion. In this collection you will find greatest coarse texts for sms messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Cool coarse sms quotes for status - Sms message text №1 - Sms l e n g t h: 156 l e t.
A child uses its thumb 2 chew, an illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign, a winner uses his thumb 2 show victory, but a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms.

Cool coarse sms quotes for status - Sms message text №2 - Sms l e n g t h: 126 l e t.
A man said 2 his doctor 'Everytime I look in the mirror I get an erection' the doctor said 'That's because U look like a cunt!

Cool coarse sms quotes for status - Sms message text №3 - Sms l e n g t h: 99 l e t.
Are you free tonight, or will it cost me? I'm new in town, can you give me directions to your flat?

Cool coarse sms quotes for status - Sms message text №4 - Sms l e n g t h: 128 l e t.
At this moment 5 million are having sex 2 million are in gun fights 91milliom at a party and one sad fucker is reading this sms.

Cool coarse sms quotes for status - Sms message text №5 - Sms l e n g t h: 151 l e t.
Ba ba white sheep grazing on sum grass when a maff official shoots it up the ass burnt by mornin fumes fill the sky less meat 4 kebabs & shepherds pie.

Cool coarse sms quotes for status - Sms message text №6 - Sms l e n g t h: 122 l e t.
Boys use the word friendship to start love but girls use the word friendship to end love same word but different attitude!

Cool coarse sms quotes for status - Sms message text №7 - Sms l e n g t h: 181 l e t.
Can U pronounce good english: - Read along woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof. Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barkin.

Cool coarse sms quotes for status - Sms message text №8 - Sms l e n g t h: 138 l e t.
Can we do romance in the evening today? I'm in a good mood just a little bit of kissing and biting reply me soon! Urs lovingly 'Mosquito'.

Cool coarse sms quotes for status - Sms message text №9 - Sms l e n g t h: 144 l e t.
'Congrats' U have been awarded an M. B. A degree for not smsing me. Mba means 'Member of bhikari association' kindly forward it 2 all M. B. A's.

Cool coarse sms quotes for status - Sms message text №10 - Sms l e n g t h: 134 l e t.
Dear god, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If you can't make me sexy, please make all my friends fat. Amen.

Cool coarse sms quotes for status - Sms message text №11 - Sms l e n g t h: 69 l e t.
'Don't think you can get away with that sort of comment that easily'!

Cool coarse sms quotes for status - Sms message text №12 - Sms l e n g t h: 110 l e t.
Farmer joneshas got no sheep, isn't life a drag? Coz they're all burning in a field he's got no sheep to shag.

Cool coarse sms quotes for status - Sms message text №13 - Sms l e n g t h: 138 l e t.
From moon to sun, from jan to dec, from birth till my death, my feelings 4 U have never changed. For me, you've always been... A headache!

Cool coarse sms quotes for status - Sms message text №14 - Sms l e n g t h: 107 l e t.
Group of sheep in field, one says I dont feel well. The others reply shut the fuck up your get us all shot.

Cool coarse sms quotes for status - Sms message text №15 - Sms l e n g t h: 79 l e t.
Have you ever been to the moon? No! Sit on my rocket and I will take you there.

Cool coarse sms quotes for status - Sms message text №16 - Sms l e n g t h: 70 l e t.
Hi, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized?

Cool coarse sms quotes for status - Sms message text №17 - Sms l e n g t h: 164 l e t.
Hi, I am an alien and I'm checking for some chicks in your phonebook... Searching... Searching... Searching... Sorry, no chicks found! Gay? Conclusion: You are gay.

Cool coarse sms quotes for status - Sms message text №18 - Sms l e n g t h: 78 l e t.
How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

Cool coarse sms quotes for status - Sms message text №19 - Sms l e n g t h: 55 l e t.
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?.. Tell you later!

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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you

Sorry texts for sms messages

Mother is the name for god on the lips and hearts of all children. (Brandon lee)

Mothers day greetings for sms messages

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question

Love texts for sms messages

We wish you more and more original ideas! A lot of luck, of course

Good luck texts for sms messages

I say and you listen, its a good friendship. You say and I listen, is a better friendship. But I don't say and you understand, is best friendship

Friendship texts for sms messages

How to cats greet each other at christmas? 'A furry merry christmas & happy new year'

Christmas greetings for sms messages

Leadership is based on a spiritual quality - The power to inspire, the power to inspire others to follow. - Vince lombardi

Wisdom texts for sms messages

It takes 2 to tango, 2 to kiss, 2 to talk and remenisce. So many good things cum in 2 and one of those things is me and U

Romantic texts for sms messages

Your friendship and love, and all the wonderful things that they bring into my life are like nothing else I have ever known

Love texts for sms messages

A line knows no end unless U put a stop to it. Let our love be this line n let's make sure it will go on and on, 4ever. Good morning

Love texts for sms messages