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Perfect text about crude for sms - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many rude sms texts for every occasion. In this collection you will find greatest coarse texts for sms messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Cool coarse sms quotes for status - Sms message text №1 - Sms l e n g t h: 156 l e t.
A child uses its thumb 2 chew, an illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign, a winner uses his thumb 2 show victory, but a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms.

Cool coarse sms quotes for status - Sms message text №2 - Sms l e n g t h: 126 l e t.
A man said 2 his doctor 'Everytime I look in the mirror I get an erection' the doctor said 'That's because U look like a cunt!

Cool coarse sms quotes for status - Sms message text №3 - Sms l e n g t h: 99 l e t.
Are you free tonight, or will it cost me? I'm new in town, can you give me directions to your flat?

Cool coarse sms quotes for status - Sms message text №4 - Sms l e n g t h: 128 l e t.
At this moment 5 million are having sex 2 million are in gun fights 91milliom at a party and one sad fucker is reading this sms.

Cool coarse sms quotes for status - Sms message text №5 - Sms l e n g t h: 151 l e t.
Ba ba white sheep grazing on sum grass when a maff official shoots it up the ass burnt by mornin fumes fill the sky less meat 4 kebabs & shepherds pie.

Cool coarse sms quotes for status - Sms message text №6 - Sms l e n g t h: 122 l e t.
Boys use the word friendship to start love but girls use the word friendship to end love same word but different attitude!

Cool coarse sms quotes for status - Sms message text №7 - Sms l e n g t h: 181 l e t.
Can U pronounce good english: - Read along woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof. Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barkin.

Cool coarse sms quotes for status - Sms message text №8 - Sms l e n g t h: 138 l e t.
Can we do romance in the evening today? I'm in a good mood just a little bit of kissing and biting reply me soon! Urs lovingly 'Mosquito'.

Cool coarse sms quotes for status - Sms message text №9 - Sms l e n g t h: 144 l e t.
'Congrats' U have been awarded an M. B. A degree for not smsing me. Mba means 'Member of bhikari association' kindly forward it 2 all M. B. A's.

Cool coarse sms quotes for status - Sms message text №10 - Sms l e n g t h: 134 l e t.
Dear god, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If you can't make me sexy, please make all my friends fat. Amen.

Cool coarse sms quotes for status - Sms message text №11 - Sms l e n g t h: 69 l e t.
'Don't think you can get away with that sort of comment that easily'!

Cool coarse sms quotes for status - Sms message text №12 - Sms l e n g t h: 110 l e t.
Farmer joneshas got no sheep, isn't life a drag? Coz they're all burning in a field he's got no sheep to shag.

Cool coarse sms quotes for status - Sms message text №13 - Sms l e n g t h: 138 l e t.
From moon to sun, from jan to dec, from birth till my death, my feelings 4 U have never changed. For me, you've always been... A headache!

Cool coarse sms quotes for status - Sms message text №14 - Sms l e n g t h: 107 l e t.
Group of sheep in field, one says I dont feel well. The others reply shut the fuck up your get us all shot.

Cool coarse sms quotes for status - Sms message text №15 - Sms l e n g t h: 79 l e t.
Have you ever been to the moon? No! Sit on my rocket and I will take you there.

Cool coarse sms quotes for status - Sms message text №16 - Sms l e n g t h: 70 l e t.
Hi, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized?

Cool coarse sms quotes for status - Sms message text №17 - Sms l e n g t h: 164 l e t.
Hi, I am an alien and I'm checking for some chicks in your phonebook... Searching... Searching... Searching... Sorry, no chicks found! Gay? Conclusion: You are gay.

Cool coarse sms quotes for status - Sms message text №18 - Sms l e n g t h: 78 l e t.
How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

Cool coarse sms quotes for status - Sms message text №19 - Sms l e n g t h: 55 l e t.
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?.. Tell you later!

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Reasons for mms or sms greetings
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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

If I knew how to write a song I'd write one everyday it would say that I'm in love with you and why I feel this way

Love texts for sms messages

With my 1 heart... 2 eyes... 5 litre blood... 206 bones... 1. 2million red cells... 60 trillion D. N. A. 'S... I wish U 'All the very best of luck'

Good luck texts for sms messages

I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends

Friendship texts for sms messages

I hope this christmas enriches your life may each day be happy & bright, overflowing with pleasure & love may your christmas be filled with delight

Christmas greetings for sms messages

Listen to your heart and go with your gut

Wisdom texts for sms messages

Set a place for me in your heart and not in your mind for the mind easily forgets but the heart always remembers. I love you

Romantic texts for sms messages

You never realize how much you love someone until they're gone

Love texts for sms messages

There are tulips in my garden. There are tulips in the park. But nothing is more be beautiful. Than our two lips meeting in the dark

Kiss texts for sms messages

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Isabel. Isabel who? Isabel broken? I had to knock

Funny jokes for sms messages

Have you drilled the butterflies in your stomach gedresseerd? I haven't

Flirt texts for sms messages