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Perfect text about crude for sms - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many rude sms texts for every occasion. In this collection you will find greatest coarse texts for sms messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Cool coarse sms quotes for status - Sms message text №1 - Sms l e n g t h: 156 l e t.
A child uses its thumb 2 chew, an illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign, a winner uses his thumb 2 show victory, but a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms.

Cool coarse sms quotes for status - Sms message text №2 - Sms l e n g t h: 126 l e t.
A man said 2 his doctor 'Everytime I look in the mirror I get an erection' the doctor said 'That's because U look like a cunt!

Cool coarse sms quotes for status - Sms message text №3 - Sms l e n g t h: 99 l e t.
Are you free tonight, or will it cost me? I'm new in town, can you give me directions to your flat?

Cool coarse sms quotes for status - Sms message text №4 - Sms l e n g t h: 128 l e t.
At this moment 5 million are having sex 2 million are in gun fights 91milliom at a party and one sad fucker is reading this sms.

Cool coarse sms quotes for status - Sms message text №5 - Sms l e n g t h: 151 l e t.
Ba ba white sheep grazing on sum grass when a maff official shoots it up the ass burnt by mornin fumes fill the sky less meat 4 kebabs & shepherds pie.

Cool coarse sms quotes for status - Sms message text №6 - Sms l e n g t h: 122 l e t.
Boys use the word friendship to start love but girls use the word friendship to end love same word but different attitude!

Cool coarse sms quotes for status - Sms message text №7 - Sms l e n g t h: 181 l e t.
Can U pronounce good english: - Read along woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof. Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barkin.

Cool coarse sms quotes for status - Sms message text №8 - Sms l e n g t h: 138 l e t.
Can we do romance in the evening today? I'm in a good mood just a little bit of kissing and biting reply me soon! Urs lovingly 'Mosquito'.

Cool coarse sms quotes for status - Sms message text №9 - Sms l e n g t h: 144 l e t.
'Congrats' U have been awarded an M. B. A degree for not smsing me. Mba means 'Member of bhikari association' kindly forward it 2 all M. B. A's.

Cool coarse sms quotes for status - Sms message text №10 - Sms l e n g t h: 134 l e t.
Dear god, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If you can't make me sexy, please make all my friends fat. Amen.

Cool coarse sms quotes for status - Sms message text №11 - Sms l e n g t h: 69 l e t.
'Don't think you can get away with that sort of comment that easily'!

Cool coarse sms quotes for status - Sms message text №12 - Sms l e n g t h: 110 l e t.
Farmer joneshas got no sheep, isn't life a drag? Coz they're all burning in a field he's got no sheep to shag.

Cool coarse sms quotes for status - Sms message text №13 - Sms l e n g t h: 138 l e t.
From moon to sun, from jan to dec, from birth till my death, my feelings 4 U have never changed. For me, you've always been... A headache!

Cool coarse sms quotes for status - Sms message text №14 - Sms l e n g t h: 107 l e t.
Group of sheep in field, one says I dont feel well. The others reply shut the fuck up your get us all shot.

Cool coarse sms quotes for status - Sms message text №15 - Sms l e n g t h: 79 l e t.
Have you ever been to the moon? No! Sit on my rocket and I will take you there.

Cool coarse sms quotes for status - Sms message text №16 - Sms l e n g t h: 70 l e t.
Hi, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized?

Cool coarse sms quotes for status - Sms message text №17 - Sms l e n g t h: 164 l e t.
Hi, I am an alien and I'm checking for some chicks in your phonebook... Searching... Searching... Searching... Sorry, no chicks found! Gay? Conclusion: You are gay.

Cool coarse sms quotes for status - Sms message text №18 - Sms l e n g t h: 78 l e t.
How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

Cool coarse sms quotes for status - Sms message text №19 - Sms l e n g t h: 55 l e t.
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?.. Tell you later!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 1 February 2023
Jewish calendar: 12 Shvat 5775
Islamic calendar: 11 Rabi ath-Thani 1436
Chinese calendar: 13 day 12 month 4411 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• National Freedom Day (USA)
• Apokries (Greece)
• Memorial Day of the Republic (Hungary)
• Federal Territory Day (Malaysia)
• Heroes Day (Rwanda)
• Air Force Day (Nicaragua)
• Anniversary of the Abolition of Slavery (Mauritius)
• Economist Day (Krasnodar, Russia)
• Imbolic - Saint Brigid's Day (Celticism)
• Fateha-e-Yazdaham - Hazrat Abdul Qadir Jilani Сommemorion Day (Islam)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Group of sheep in field, one says I dont feel well. The others reply shut the fuck up your get us all shot

Rude texts for sms messages

May the joys you share today, be the beginning of a lifetime of great happiness and fulfilment

Marriage greetings for sms messages

Brief is life but love is long

Love texts for sms messages

She's been up and down more times than a whore's drawers

Funny jokes for sms messages

What is the difference between your and my smile? You smile when you are happy & I smile when you are happy

Flirt texts for sms messages

Remember me and bare in mind a faithful girl is hard to find this is always good and true so don't go changing old for new

Break up texts for sms messages

Everything I've longed for you've made my dreams come true. But the greatest gift of all is being loved by you with love on valentines day

Valentines day greetings for sms messages

The rain may be falling hard outside, but your smile makes it all alright. I'm so glad that you're my friend. I know our friendship will never end

Rainy day texts for sms messages

The hottest love has the coldest end

Love texts for sms messages

Today we are miles apart but I wanna reach across the miles and say I am thinking of you in a very special way happy independence day

Independence day greetings for sms messages