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Perfect text about crude for sms - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many rude sms texts for every occasion. In this collection you will find greatest coarse texts for sms messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Cool coarse sms quotes for status - Sms message text №1 - Sms l e n g t h: 156 l e t.
A child uses its thumb 2 chew, an illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign, a winner uses his thumb 2 show victory, but a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms.

Cool coarse sms quotes for status - Sms message text №2 - Sms l e n g t h: 126 l e t.
A man said 2 his doctor 'Everytime I look in the mirror I get an erection' the doctor said 'That's because U look like a cunt!

Cool coarse sms quotes for status - Sms message text №3 - Sms l e n g t h: 99 l e t.
Are you free tonight, or will it cost me? I'm new in town, can you give me directions to your flat?

Cool coarse sms quotes for status - Sms message text №4 - Sms l e n g t h: 128 l e t.
At this moment 5 million are having sex 2 million are in gun fights 91milliom at a party and one sad fucker is reading this sms.

Cool coarse sms quotes for status - Sms message text №5 - Sms l e n g t h: 151 l e t.
Ba ba white sheep grazing on sum grass when a maff official shoots it up the ass burnt by mornin fumes fill the sky less meat 4 kebabs & shepherds pie.

Cool coarse sms quotes for status - Sms message text №6 - Sms l e n g t h: 122 l e t.
Boys use the word friendship to start love but girls use the word friendship to end love same word but different attitude!

Cool coarse sms quotes for status - Sms message text №7 - Sms l e n g t h: 181 l e t.
Can U pronounce good english: - Read along woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof. Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barkin.

Cool coarse sms quotes for status - Sms message text №8 - Sms l e n g t h: 138 l e t.
Can we do romance in the evening today? I'm in a good mood just a little bit of kissing and biting reply me soon! Urs lovingly 'Mosquito'.

Cool coarse sms quotes for status - Sms message text №9 - Sms l e n g t h: 144 l e t.
'Congrats' U have been awarded an M. B. A degree for not smsing me. Mba means 'Member of bhikari association' kindly forward it 2 all M. B. A's.

Cool coarse sms quotes for status - Sms message text №10 - Sms l e n g t h: 134 l e t.
Dear god, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If you can't make me sexy, please make all my friends fat. Amen.

Cool coarse sms quotes for status - Sms message text №11 - Sms l e n g t h: 69 l e t.
'Don't think you can get away with that sort of comment that easily'!

Cool coarse sms quotes for status - Sms message text №12 - Sms l e n g t h: 110 l e t.
Farmer joneshas got no sheep, isn't life a drag? Coz they're all burning in a field he's got no sheep to shag.

Cool coarse sms quotes for status - Sms message text №13 - Sms l e n g t h: 138 l e t.
From moon to sun, from jan to dec, from birth till my death, my feelings 4 U have never changed. For me, you've always been... A headache!

Cool coarse sms quotes for status - Sms message text №14 - Sms l e n g t h: 107 l e t.
Group of sheep in field, one says I dont feel well. The others reply shut the fuck up your get us all shot.

Cool coarse sms quotes for status - Sms message text №15 - Sms l e n g t h: 79 l e t.
Have you ever been to the moon? No! Sit on my rocket and I will take you there.

Cool coarse sms quotes for status - Sms message text №16 - Sms l e n g t h: 70 l e t.
Hi, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized?

Cool coarse sms quotes for status - Sms message text №17 - Sms l e n g t h: 164 l e t.
Hi, I am an alien and I'm checking for some chicks in your phonebook... Searching... Searching... Searching... Sorry, no chicks found! Gay? Conclusion: You are gay.

Cool coarse sms quotes for status - Sms message text №18 - Sms l e n g t h: 78 l e t.
How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

Cool coarse sms quotes for status - Sms message text №19 - Sms l e n g t h: 55 l e t.
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?.. Tell you later!

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Gregorian calendar: 22 February 2018
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Reasons for mms or sms greetings
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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache do what it says on the aspirin bottle take two aspirin' and 'Keep away from children

Advice texts for sms messages

You've never felt pain until you've felt love

Sad texts for sms messages

I am waiting the moment when we can be together! I miss you

Miss you texts for sms messages

I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I love you

Love texts for sms messages

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.. It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins

Funny jokes for sms messages

But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything. - Mohammed ali

Friendship texts for sms messages

The soul would have no rainbow had the eyes no tears. - John vance cheney

Broken heart texts for sms messages

Yesterday I did love you, tomorrow I will only think of you. You know what... I love you

Valentines day greetings for sms messages

Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the empire state building? A: Yes, because the empire state building can't jump

Riddle, puzzle for sms messages

True love is when you put someone on a pedestal, and they fall - But you are there to catch them

Love texts for sms messages