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Super funny sms texts for messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many perfect sms sentences about comic for letters for every occasion. In this collection you will find funny text for sms witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №341 - Sms l e n g t h: 82 l e t.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Boo. Boo who? There's no need to cry, it's only a joke.

Funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №342 - Sms l e n g t h: 81 l e t.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Doris. Doris who? Doris locked - That's why I knocked.

Funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №343 - Sms l e n g t h: 108 l e t.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Fanny. Fanny who? Fanny the way you keep saying 'Who's there? Every time I knock.

Funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №344 - Sms l e n g t h: 134 l e t.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Harry, butch, and jimmy. Harry, butch and jimmy who? Harry up, butch your arms around me, and jimmy a kiss.

Funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №345 - Sms l e n g t h: 68 l e t.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and let me in!

Funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №346 - Sms l e n g t h: 77 l e t.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Isabel. Isabel who? Isabel broken? I had to knock.

Funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №347 - Sms l e n g t h: 80 l e t.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Ivor. Ivor who? Ivor sore hand from knocking so much.

Funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №348 - Sms l e n g t h: 80 l e t.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it's cold out here.

Funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №349 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Madam. Madam who? Madam key broke in the lock.

Funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №350 - Sms l e n g t h: 68 l e t.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Mister. Mister who? Mister last bus home.

Funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №351 - Sms l e n g t h: 84 l e t.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Mummy. Mummy who? Mummeasles are better so can I come in?

Funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №352 - Sms l e n g t h: 67 l e t.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive across the road.

Funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №353 - Sms l e n g t h: 75 l e t.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I called by?

Funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №354 - Sms l e n g t h: 80 l e t.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? York. York who? York coming over to my place tonight?

Funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №355 - Sms l e n g t h: 114 l e t.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

Funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №356 - Sms l e n g t h: 70 l e t.
Last time I saw a face like that it was hanging at the hunter's lodge.

Funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №357 - Sms l e n g t h: 94 l e t.
Learn to appreciate art, ' I told my girlfriend. She said, 'How could I appreciate you, then'?

Funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №358 - Sms l e n g t h: 76 l e t.
Lies that always worked - If you finish your food, I will buy you ice cream.

Funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №359 - Sms l e n g t h: 155 l e t.
Life without U is impossible U r in my breath and blood. I cant stay for a second without U if U r not there I am dead oye hello I am talking about oxygen.

I would like to warn you against sanding some of this good funny texts for sms - Super sms contents about joke for messages read by you, may cause absolutely other emotions in a person whom you will send it. So think carefully before you send some funny sms sentences for letters, because each person differently understand your sms.


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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 18 September 2019
Jewish calendar: 5 Tishrei 5776
Islamic calendar: 4 Dhu al-Hijja 1436
Chinese calendar: 6 day 8 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• World Water Monitoring Day (International)
• National Prisoners of War Missing in Action Recognition Day (USA)
• Secretary Day (Russia)
• National Day - Dieciocho - First Government Junta (Chile)
• Astronomy Day (Armenia)
• National Music Day (Azerbaijan)
• Ayr Gold Cup Day (Scotland)
• United States Air Force Birthday (USA)
• National Trademen Day (USA)
• Rice Krispies Treats Day (USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

To the beautiful couple in all the land, may your anniversary be happy and grand. Happy anniversary

Anniversary greetings for sms messages

You have landed your dream job congratulation and good luck

Greetings texts for sms messages

Silent gratitude isn't much use to anyone

Thank texts for sms messages

I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain. No pain

Funny jokes for sms messages

Classical, romantic, and baroque music, that's what I really like

Romantic texts for sms messages

Few realation in earth never die. Want to know what is it? Read again... (F) few (R) realation (I) in (E) earth (N) never (D) die

Friendship texts for sms messages

If home is where the heart is, then wherever you are, that's my home

Miss you texts for sms messages

Wishing you the gladness of christmas, which is hope, the spirit of christmas, which is peace, the essence of christmas, which is love

Christmas greetings for sms messages

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies

Love texts for sms messages

Birthday message for a daughter no matter how many birthdays come and go, you'll always be my little girl. Happy birthday daughter

Birthday greetings for sms messages