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Super funny sms texts for messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many perfect sms sentences about comic for letters for every occasion. In this collection you will find funny text for sms witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №341 - Sms l e n g t h: 82 l e t.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Boo. Boo who? There's no need to cry, it's only a joke.

Funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №342 - Sms l e n g t h: 81 l e t.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Doris. Doris who? Doris locked - That's why I knocked.

Funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №343 - Sms l e n g t h: 108 l e t.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Fanny. Fanny who? Fanny the way you keep saying 'Who's there? Every time I knock.

Funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №344 - Sms l e n g t h: 134 l e t.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Harry, butch, and jimmy. Harry, butch and jimmy who? Harry up, butch your arms around me, and jimmy a kiss.

Funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №345 - Sms l e n g t h: 68 l e t.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and let me in!

Funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №346 - Sms l e n g t h: 77 l e t.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Isabel. Isabel who? Isabel broken? I had to knock.

Funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №347 - Sms l e n g t h: 80 l e t.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Ivor. Ivor who? Ivor sore hand from knocking so much.

Funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №348 - Sms l e n g t h: 80 l e t.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it's cold out here.

Funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №349 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Madam. Madam who? Madam key broke in the lock.

Funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №350 - Sms l e n g t h: 68 l e t.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Mister. Mister who? Mister last bus home.

Funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №351 - Sms l e n g t h: 84 l e t.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Mummy. Mummy who? Mummeasles are better so can I come in?

Funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №352 - Sms l e n g t h: 67 l e t.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive across the road.

Funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №353 - Sms l e n g t h: 75 l e t.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I called by?

Funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №354 - Sms l e n g t h: 80 l e t.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? York. York who? York coming over to my place tonight?

Funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №355 - Sms l e n g t h: 114 l e t.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

Funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №356 - Sms l e n g t h: 70 l e t.
Last time I saw a face like that it was hanging at the hunter's lodge.

Funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №357 - Sms l e n g t h: 94 l e t.
Learn to appreciate art, ' I told my girlfriend. She said, 'How could I appreciate you, then'?

Funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №358 - Sms l e n g t h: 76 l e t.
Lies that always worked - If you finish your food, I will buy you ice cream.

Funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №359 - Sms l e n g t h: 155 l e t.
Life without U is impossible U r in my breath and blood. I cant stay for a second without U if U r not there I am dead oye hello I am talking about oxygen.

I would like to warn you against sanding some of this good funny texts for sms - Super sms contents about joke for messages read by you, may cause absolutely other emotions in a person whom you will send it. So think carefully before you send some funny sms sentences for letters, because each person differently understand your sms.


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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 22 April 2021
Jewish calendar: 3 Iyar 5775
Islamic calendar: 3 Rajab 1436
Chinese calendar: 4 day 3 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• International Mother Earth Day (United Nations)
• Execution of Punishments State Department Creation Day (Ukraine)
• Yom Hazikaron - Fallen Soldiers Remembrance Day (Israel)
• Discovery Day (Brazil)
• Oklahoma Day (Oklahoma, USA)
• Death of Imam Ali al-Naqi (Shia Islam)
• Lel′nik (Orthodox)
• Powder House Day (Connecticut, USA)
• Girl Scout Leaders Day (USA)
• National Jelly Bean Day (USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

I love you, not for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you

Funny jokes for sms messages

Why are men like snails?.. They have horns, they slobber and they trudge along, and above all, they think the house is theirs

Riddle, puzzle for sms messages

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most. - American proverb

Friendship texts for sms messages

4getn U is hard 2 do, 4gtn me is up2 U, 4gt me not, 4gt me neva, but don't 4get, we're gr8 2gether

Miss you texts for sms messages

The best of all gifts around any christmas tree is the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other so, best wishes

Christmas greetings for sms messages

Look at the sun you will feel the power of god look at the moon you will feel the beauty of god. Look at the mirror you will feel the love of god

Love texts for sms messages

Why do you think I sms you? Is it because I care? Or I miss you? Or I love U? Or I need you? No! It's because, I need a person for just time pass

April fool jokes for sms messages

We should take the pledge that till our last breath we will fight terrorism, we will protect our country with all we have happy independence day

Independence day greetings for sms messages

I am yours and you are mine, that's the story of my valentine

Valentines day greetings for sms messages

She's been up and down more times than a whore's drawers

Funny jokes for sms messages