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funny sms ideas for status

Super funny sms texts for messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many perfect sms sentences about comic for letters for every occasion. In this collection you will find funny text for sms witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!

Funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №341 - Sms l e n g t h: 82 l e t.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Boo. Boo who? There's no need to cry, it's only a joke.

Funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №342 - Sms l e n g t h: 81 l e t.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Doris. Doris who? Doris locked - That's why I knocked.

Funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №343 - Sms l e n g t h: 108 l e t.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Fanny. Fanny who? Fanny the way you keep saying 'Who's there? Every time I knock.

Funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №344 - Sms l e n g t h: 134 l e t.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Harry, butch, and jimmy. Harry, butch and jimmy who? Harry up, butch your arms around me, and jimmy a kiss.

Funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №345 - Sms l e n g t h: 68 l e t.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and let me in!

Funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №346 - Sms l e n g t h: 77 l e t.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Isabel. Isabel who? Isabel broken? I had to knock.

Funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №347 - Sms l e n g t h: 80 l e t.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Ivor. Ivor who? Ivor sore hand from knocking so much.

Funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №348 - Sms l e n g t h: 80 l e t.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it's cold out here.

Funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №349 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Madam. Madam who? Madam key broke in the lock.

Funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №350 - Sms l e n g t h: 68 l e t.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Mister. Mister who? Mister last bus home.

Funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №351 - Sms l e n g t h: 84 l e t.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Mummy. Mummy who? Mummeasles are better so can I come in?

Funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №352 - Sms l e n g t h: 67 l e t.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive across the road.

Funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №353 - Sms l e n g t h: 75 l e t.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I called by?

Funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №354 - Sms l e n g t h: 80 l e t.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? York. York who? York coming over to my place tonight?

Funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №355 - Sms l e n g t h: 114 l e t.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

Funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №356 - Sms l e n g t h: 70 l e t.

Last time I saw a face like that it was hanging at the hunter's lodge.

Funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №357 - Sms l e n g t h: 94 l e t.

Learn to appreciate art, ' I told my girlfriend. She said, 'How could I appreciate you, then'?

Funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №358 - Sms l e n g t h: 76 l e t.

Lies that always worked - If you finish your food, I will buy you ice cream.

Funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №359 - Sms l e n g t h: 155 l e t.

Life without U is impossible U r in my breath and blood. I cant stay for a second without U if U r not there I am dead oye hello I am talking about oxygen.

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I would like to warn you against sanding some of this good funny texts for sms - Super sms contents about joke for messages read by you, may cause absolutely other emotions in a person whom you will send it. So think carefully before you send some funny sms sentences for letters, because each person differently understand your sms.

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Today

Date in various calendars

Gregorian calendar: 19 October 2025

Jewish calendar: 6 Cheshvan 5776

Islamic calendar: 5 Muharram 1437

Chinese calendar: 7 day 9 month 4412 year

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Today holidays

Reasons for mms or sms greetings

• Constitution Day (Niue)

• Special Technical Measures Management Foundation Day (Russia)

• Rescuer Day (Kazakhstan)

• Missile and Artillery Troops Day (Armenia)

• Social Protection and Social Unions Workers Day (Kyrgyzstan)

• Lawyer Day (Moldova)

• National Heroes Day (Jamaica)

• Lyceum Student Day (Russia)

• Mother Teresa Day (Albania)

• Hurricane Thanksgiving Day (Virgin Islands, USA)

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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

I'll always love you dad. Happy father's day

Fathers day greetings for sms messages

Though shakespeare is great, he'll never find d right words to describe U because he simply never xperienced knowing a wonderful person like U, friend

Love texts for sms messages

God brings men into deep waters, not to drown them, but to cleanse them. - John aughey

Broken heart texts for sms messages

Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one agrees on just what it is. Diane ackerman

Love texts for sms messages

As a final incentive before giving up a difficult task, try to imagine it succeessfully accompliced by someone you voilently hate

Wishes texts for sms messages

If I could have 1 wish: D only thing I'd wish 4 is 2 be in the form of soap bubbles so I'd flow all over your body! Goodmorning 2 U

Good morning texts for sms messages

There is strength in the union of very sorry men

Sorry texts for sms messages

Without wearing any mask we are conscious of, we have a special face for each friend. - Oliver wendell holmes, journals, 1843

Friendship texts for sms messages

Wish you A... Great, prosperous, blissful, healthy, bright, delightful, mind blowing, energetic, terrific & extremely... Happy, happy new year

New year greetings for sms messages

If a kiss on your lips tastes as sweat as a raindrop I want it to rain for ever

Flirt texts for sms messages

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