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Super funny sms texts for messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many perfect sms sentences about comic for letters for every occasion. In this collection you will find funny text for sms witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №341 - Sms l e n g t h: 82 l e t.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Boo. Boo who? There's no need to cry, it's only a joke.

Funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №342 - Sms l e n g t h: 81 l e t.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Doris. Doris who? Doris locked - That's why I knocked.

Funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №343 - Sms l e n g t h: 108 l e t.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Fanny. Fanny who? Fanny the way you keep saying 'Who's there? Every time I knock.

Funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №344 - Sms l e n g t h: 134 l e t.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Harry, butch, and jimmy. Harry, butch and jimmy who? Harry up, butch your arms around me, and jimmy a kiss.

Funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №345 - Sms l e n g t h: 68 l e t.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and let me in!

Funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №346 - Sms l e n g t h: 77 l e t.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Isabel. Isabel who? Isabel broken? I had to knock.

Funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №347 - Sms l e n g t h: 80 l e t.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Ivor. Ivor who? Ivor sore hand from knocking so much.

Funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №348 - Sms l e n g t h: 80 l e t.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it's cold out here.

Funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №349 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Madam. Madam who? Madam key broke in the lock.

Funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №350 - Sms l e n g t h: 68 l e t.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Mister. Mister who? Mister last bus home.

Funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №351 - Sms l e n g t h: 84 l e t.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Mummy. Mummy who? Mummeasles are better so can I come in?

Funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №352 - Sms l e n g t h: 67 l e t.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive across the road.

Funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №353 - Sms l e n g t h: 75 l e t.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I called by?

Funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №354 - Sms l e n g t h: 80 l e t.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? York. York who? York coming over to my place tonight?

Funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №355 - Sms l e n g t h: 114 l e t.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

Funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №356 - Sms l e n g t h: 70 l e t.
Last time I saw a face like that it was hanging at the hunter's lodge.

Funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №357 - Sms l e n g t h: 94 l e t.
Learn to appreciate art, ' I told my girlfriend. She said, 'How could I appreciate you, then'?

Funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №358 - Sms l e n g t h: 76 l e t.
Lies that always worked - If you finish your food, I will buy you ice cream.

Funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №359 - Sms l e n g t h: 155 l e t.
Life without U is impossible U r in my breath and blood. I cant stay for a second without U if U r not there I am dead oye hello I am talking about oxygen.

I would like to warn you against sanding some of this good funny texts for sms - Super sms contents about joke for messages read by you, may cause absolutely other emotions in a person whom you will send it. So think carefully before you send some funny sms sentences for letters, because each person differently understand your sms.


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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 6 April 2025
Jewish calendar: 17 Nisan 5775
Islamic calendar: 16 Jumada ath-Thaniya 1436
Chinese calendar: 18 day 2 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Investigative Agencies Day (Russia)
• Easter Monday - Egg Nyte (Western Christianity)
• Founders Day - Van Riebeeck's Day (South Africa)
• Family Day (South Africa)
• Commemoration Day of Road Safety (Lithuania)
• Tartan Day (USA)
• Tartan Day (Canada)
• Chakri Memorial Day (Thailand)
• Dyngus Day (Poland)
• Drowsy Driver Awareness Day (California, USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Passion running trough my veins, trembling, waiting, reason is fading. Overpowering desire sets my skin on fire

Flirt texts for sms messages

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flower

Marriage greetings for sms messages

I will honor christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year

Christmas greetings for sms messages

If I could be any part of you, I'd be your tear. To be conceived in your heart, born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips

Love texts for sms messages

Have a happy anniversary the day that's filled with fun and remember the day that you two became one

Anniversary greetings for sms messages

The sun has once brought brightness to earth! Lazy bone. It's time 2 wake up gd morning

Greetings texts for sms messages

I thank you for your kindness I will not soon forget you are one of the nicest people I have ever met

Thank texts for sms messages

I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant to have candle light dinner... & say those sweet three words to U... 'Pay the bill

Funny jokes for sms messages

A word to say, a word to hear even in ur absence I feel U near r relation is strong... Hope it goes long v wil remain d same til d life goes on

Romantic texts for sms messages

Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born

Friendship texts for sms messages