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Super funny sms texts for messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many perfect sms sentences about comic for letters for every occasion. In this collection you will find funny text for sms witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №341 - Sms l e n g t h: 82 l e t.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Boo. Boo who? There's no need to cry, it's only a joke.

Funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №342 - Sms l e n g t h: 81 l e t.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Doris. Doris who? Doris locked - That's why I knocked.

Funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №343 - Sms l e n g t h: 108 l e t.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Fanny. Fanny who? Fanny the way you keep saying 'Who's there? Every time I knock.

Funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №344 - Sms l e n g t h: 134 l e t.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Harry, butch, and jimmy. Harry, butch and jimmy who? Harry up, butch your arms around me, and jimmy a kiss.

Funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №345 - Sms l e n g t h: 68 l e t.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and let me in!

Funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №346 - Sms l e n g t h: 77 l e t.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Isabel. Isabel who? Isabel broken? I had to knock.

Funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №347 - Sms l e n g t h: 80 l e t.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Ivor. Ivor who? Ivor sore hand from knocking so much.

Funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №348 - Sms l e n g t h: 80 l e t.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it's cold out here.

Funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №349 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Madam. Madam who? Madam key broke in the lock.

Funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №350 - Sms l e n g t h: 68 l e t.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Mister. Mister who? Mister last bus home.

Funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №351 - Sms l e n g t h: 84 l e t.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Mummy. Mummy who? Mummeasles are better so can I come in?

Funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №352 - Sms l e n g t h: 67 l e t.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive across the road.

Funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №353 - Sms l e n g t h: 75 l e t.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I called by?

Funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №354 - Sms l e n g t h: 80 l e t.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? York. York who? York coming over to my place tonight?

Funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №355 - Sms l e n g t h: 114 l e t.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

Funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №356 - Sms l e n g t h: 70 l e t.
Last time I saw a face like that it was hanging at the hunter's lodge.

Funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №357 - Sms l e n g t h: 94 l e t.
Learn to appreciate art, ' I told my girlfriend. She said, 'How could I appreciate you, then'?

Funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №358 - Sms l e n g t h: 76 l e t.
Lies that always worked - If you finish your food, I will buy you ice cream.

Funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №359 - Sms l e n g t h: 155 l e t.
Life without U is impossible U r in my breath and blood. I cant stay for a second without U if U r not there I am dead oye hello I am talking about oxygen.

I would like to warn you against sanding some of this good funny texts for sms - Super sms contents about joke for messages read by you, may cause absolutely other emotions in a person whom you will send it. So think carefully before you send some funny sms sentences for letters, because each person differently understand your sms.


РУССКАЯ ВЕРСИЯ
Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 31 May 2020
Jewish calendar: 13 Sivan 5775
Islamic calendar: 12 Sha'ban 1436
Chinese calendar: 14 day 4 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• World No Tobacco Day (International)
• Trinity Sunday (Western Christianity)
• International Blondes Day (International)
• Chemist Day (Ukraine)
• Chemist Day (Russia)
• Juvenile Departments Day (Russia)
• Legal Profession Day (Russia)
• Culture Worker Day (Karelia, Russia)
• Trinity Sunday (Orthodox)
• Visitation of Mary (Western Christianity)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

In real love you want the other person's good. In romantic love, you want the other person. Margaret chase smith

Love texts for sms messages

Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that

Anniversary greetings for sms messages

Where there is no imagination there is no horror

Halloween texts for sms messages

Thank you for touching my life in ways you may never know

Thank texts for sms messages

It is charming, incredibly handsome, extremely good, well shaped, horny, an animal in bed and it knows one french word... Moi

Funny jokes for sms messages

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul

Romantic texts for sms messages

Friends are just like stars. You don't always see them, but you now they are there for you. Your friend

Friendship texts for sms messages

Moon said to me, if ur friend is not messaging U why dont you leave ur friend. I looked at moon and said does ur sky ever leave U when U dont shine

Miss you texts for sms messages

Which christmas is the most vivid to me? It's always the next christmas

Christmas greetings for sms messages

Love is like a golden chain that links our hearts together and if you ever break that chain youll break my heart 4ever

Love texts for sms messages