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April fools day texts for facebook status - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many top sms words about april fools day for messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find april fools day sms texts for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
April fools day sms quotes for status - Sms message text №81 - Sms l e n g t h: 163 l e t.
When I call U: 1 ring means: I am missing you 2 ring means: I like U 3 ring means: I am thinking of U 4 ring means: I need U 5 ring means: Idiot pick up the phone.

April fools day sms quotes for status - Sms message text №82 - Sms l e n g t h: 164 l e t.
When things go wrong when sadness fills your heart when tears flow in your eyes always remember 3 things 1) I am with you 2) you have money 3) bar is open, lets go.

April fools day sms quotes for status - Sms message text №83 - Sms l e n g t h: 143 l e t.
When U feel lonely n alone & canot see any one around U, the world seems to b fading away, com along wit me I will talk U to an eye specialist.

April fools day sms quotes for status - Sms message text №84 - Sms l e n g t h: 168 l e t.
When U feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say, 'Damn I am really so cute'. U will overcome your sadness. But don't make this a habit. Coz liars go to hell.

April fools day sms quotes for status - Sms message text №85 - Sms l e n g t h: 138 l e t.
When ur life is in darkness pray 2 god ask him 2 free U 4rm darkness & after if U pray &ur still in darkness, pls pay ur electricity bill.

April fools day sms quotes for status - Sms message text №86 - Sms l e n g t h: 147 l e t.
When you feel lonly & alone & cannot see any one around U, the world seems to b fading away, come along with me I will take U to an eye specialist.

April fools day sms quotes for status - Sms message text №87 - Sms l e n g t h: 161 l e t.
When your life is in darkness pray to god ask him to free you from darkness and after if you pray & you are still in darkness then plz pay your electricity bill.

April fools day sms quotes for status - Sms message text №88 - Sms l e n g t h: 146 l e t.
Why do you think I sms you? Is it because I care? Or I miss you? Or I love U? Or I need you? No! It's because, I need a person for just time pass.

April fools day sms quotes for status - Sms message text №89 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.
You are one of the most cute persons in the world! Just a second, don't misunderstand. Cute means: Creating useless troubles everywhere. April fool.

April fools day sms quotes for status - Sms message text №90 - Sms l e n g t h: 150 l e t.
You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time. - Abraham lincoln.

April fools day sms quotes for status - Sms message text №91 - Sms l e n g t h: 56 l e t.
You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm.

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