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April fools day texts for facebook status - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many top sms words about april fools day for messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find april fools day sms texts for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
April fools day sms quotes for status - Sms message text №81 - Sms l e n g t h: 163 l e t.
When I call U: 1 ring means: I am missing you 2 ring means: I like U 3 ring means: I am thinking of U 4 ring means: I need U 5 ring means: Idiot pick up the phone.

April fools day sms quotes for status - Sms message text №82 - Sms l e n g t h: 164 l e t.
When things go wrong when sadness fills your heart when tears flow in your eyes always remember 3 things 1) I am with you 2) you have money 3) bar is open, lets go.

April fools day sms quotes for status - Sms message text №83 - Sms l e n g t h: 143 l e t.
When U feel lonely n alone & canot see any one around U, the world seems to b fading away, com along wit me I will talk U to an eye specialist.

April fools day sms quotes for status - Sms message text №84 - Sms l e n g t h: 168 l e t.
When U feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say, 'Damn I am really so cute'. U will overcome your sadness. But don't make this a habit. Coz liars go to hell.

April fools day sms quotes for status - Sms message text №85 - Sms l e n g t h: 138 l e t.
When ur life is in darkness pray 2 god ask him 2 free U 4rm darkness & after if U pray &ur still in darkness, pls pay ur electricity bill.

April fools day sms quotes for status - Sms message text №86 - Sms l e n g t h: 147 l e t.
When you feel lonly & alone & cannot see any one around U, the world seems to b fading away, come along with me I will take U to an eye specialist.

April fools day sms quotes for status - Sms message text №87 - Sms l e n g t h: 161 l e t.
When your life is in darkness pray to god ask him to free you from darkness and after if you pray & you are still in darkness then plz pay your electricity bill.

April fools day sms quotes for status - Sms message text №88 - Sms l e n g t h: 146 l e t.
Why do you think I sms you? Is it because I care? Or I miss you? Or I love U? Or I need you? No! It's because, I need a person for just time pass.

April fools day sms quotes for status - Sms message text №89 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.
You are one of the most cute persons in the world! Just a second, don't misunderstand. Cute means: Creating useless troubles everywhere. April fool.

April fools day sms quotes for status - Sms message text №90 - Sms l e n g t h: 150 l e t.
You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time. - Abraham lincoln.

April fools day sms quotes for status - Sms message text №91 - Sms l e n g t h: 56 l e t.
You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm.

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Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 23 April 2018
Jewish calendar: 4 Iyar 5775
Islamic calendar: 4 Rajab 1436
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Reasons for mms or sms greetings
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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Words and hearts should be handled with care... For words when spoken and hearts when broken are the hardest things to repair

Love texts for sms messages

By the time you realise the value of people around you. It might be the time for them to leave you. So, never miss a chance to say, I care for you

Break up texts for sms messages

A prime candidate for natural de-selection

Insult texts for sms messages

I am waiting and hoping and wishing for the time, when we can be together again! Thinking of you

Thank texts for sms messages

Without wearing any mask we are conscious of, we have a special face for each friend. - Oliver wendell holmes, journals, 1843

Friendship texts for sms messages

That sorrow is heavy which bows the head, when love is alive and hope is dead

Motivational texts for sms messages

A boy takes few seconds to love and long time 2 hate but, a girl takes long time 2 love and few seconds to hate

Cute texts for sms messages

In real love you want the other person's good. In romantic love, you want the other person. Margaret chase smith

Love texts for sms messages

Soft speech clean heart, peaceful eyes, strengthful hands, focused mind and determined decision with god's love. Always makes you winner. Best of luck

Wishes texts for sms messages

You are nobody till somebody kill you

Funny jokes for sms messages