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Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many cool funny sms texts for messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find best sms quotes about comic for status witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Premium comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №421 - Sms l e n g t h: 164 l e t.
New style of proposing a girl I have spent many sleepless nights in ur love and I don, t want my son to do it for ur daughter. So lets make them brother and sister.

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News: 3 chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... Another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message.

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Newsflasholice are looking for a suspect who's smart, sexy, witty and very gorgeous. They've already eliminated you from the list of suspects. Where do you think I should hide?

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Newton's law of load shedding: 'The rate of load shedding is directly propotional to the temperature of atmosphere provided that the role of wapda remains constant'.

Premium comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №425 - Sms l e n g t h: 57 l e t.
Nice perfume... But do you really need to marinate in it?

Premium comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №426 - Sms l e n g t h: 36 l e t.
Ninety % of the game is half mental.

Premium comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №427 - Sms l e n g t h: 79 l e t.
No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is not saying.

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No matter how sad, no matter how sick, I feel better just thinking of you... But I'm happier each time I send you a message 'Coz I know I'll be disturbing you!

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Nobody goes there anymore bcoz it's too crowded.

Premium comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №430 - Sms l e n g t h: 62 l e t.
Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.

Premium comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №431 - Sms l e n g t h: 219 l e t.
On this day you blow the candles out - On this day the gifts pile high - For one day a year you're the special kid - 'This is really great, ' You sigh. 'One birthday a year is really fun - I want two! I can't? But why'?

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Once a teacher taught his student: If man work hard, he becomes what he wants! Little sardar said: But sir, my father says you can never achieve your goal. Teacher: What is your goal in life? Sardar: I want to become a lady doctor.

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One crazy man knocks out into the ocean, he shouts for aid but there was nothing one to aid him. When he was about to die, he establishes an angle in his offer. He throws the fish towards beach and said - At slightest I can put away your existence.

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One day santas girlfriend asks him, darling, om our engagement will you give me a ring? Santa: Ya sure, give me ur telephone no.

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One frog asked astrologerlease tell my future astrologer: A smart girl will touch you. Frog: Great!.. But when & where? Astrologer: Next semester in zoology lab.

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One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not chinese, it must be you.

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Opticians bend your the frames of your glasses for they are too polite to say that your ears are in the wrong place.

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Others say life is unfair. Well, it's true. Others are jealous of you. And they really should be. Wanna know why? Hmmm... Coz you have a cute text mate like me.

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Our friendship means a lot to me, that if we were the last people on a sinking ship and there's only one life vest, I'll... Uhm... Ah... Eh... I'm gonna miss you for sure!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 9 July 2020
Jewish calendar: 22 Tammuz 5775
Islamic calendar: 22 Ramadan 1436
Chinese calendar: 24 day 5 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Constitution Day (Australia)
• Constitution Day (Palau)
• Independence of the United Provinces of South America (Argentina)
• Tax Service Day (Kazakhstan)
• King Hassan II Day (Morocco)
• Diplomatic Service Day (Azerbaijan)
• Independence Day (South Sudan)
• Nunavut Day (Nunavut, Canada)
• Nuzool Quran (Shia Islam)
• Shab-e-Qadr (Shia Islam)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her. - Agatha christie

Marriage greetings for sms messages

Which christmas is the most vivid to me? It's always the next christmas

Christmas greetings for sms messages

Sometimes words are hard to find, to form that perfect line to let you know you're always on my mind

Love texts for sms messages

Time can heal a broken heart, but time can also break a waiting heart

Broken heart texts for sms messages

If U open my heart, guess what you are gonna see? It's you. True friends are hard to find so I kept you

Love texts for sms messages

It's your birthday, and you know what that means - You're another year older and another year cooler. Have 365 days of fun

Birthday greetings for sms messages

A heart die's when it is not able to share's its feelings... But a heart kills itself when another heart does not understands its feelings

Love texts for sms messages

Advice is judged by results, not by intentions

Advice texts for sms messages

Wishing each one of you a very happy and prosperous halloween. May this year brings you lots and lots of happiness in life and fulfill all your dreams

Halloween texts for sms messages

Valentines day is a day of love no 1 gives me more love than you you brighten up my each day you deserve my undying love. Will you be my valentine

Valentines day greetings for sms messages