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cool funny sms texts for messages

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many cool funny sms texts for messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find best sms quotes about comic for status witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Premium comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №421 - Sms l e n g t h: 164 l e t.
New style of proposing a girl I have spent many sleepless nights in ur love and I don, t want my son to do it for ur daughter. So lets make them brother and sister.

Premium comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №422 - Sms l e n g t h: 146 l e t.
News: 3 chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... Another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message.

Premium comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №423 - Sms l e n g t h: 176 l e t.
Newsflasholice are looking for a suspect who's smart, sexy, witty and very gorgeous. They've already eliminated you from the list of suspects. Where do you think I should hide?

Premium comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №424 - Sms l e n g t h: 165 l e t.
Newton's law of load shedding: 'The rate of load shedding is directly propotional to the temperature of atmosphere provided that the role of wapda remains constant'.

Premium comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №425 - Sms l e n g t h: 57 l e t.
Nice perfume... But do you really need to marinate in it?

Premium comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №426 - Sms l e n g t h: 36 l e t.
Ninety % of the game is half mental.

Premium comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №427 - Sms l e n g t h: 79 l e t.
No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is not saying.

Premium comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №428 - Sms l e n g t h: 159 l e t.
No matter how sad, no matter how sick, I feel better just thinking of you... But I'm happier each time I send you a message 'Coz I know I'll be disturbing you!

Premium comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №429 - Sms l e n g t h: 48 l e t.
Nobody goes there anymore bcoz it's too crowded.

Premium comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №430 - Sms l e n g t h: 62 l e t.
Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.

Premium comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №431 - Sms l e n g t h: 219 l e t.
On this day you blow the candles out - On this day the gifts pile high - For one day a year you're the special kid - 'This is really great, ' You sigh. 'One birthday a year is really fun - I want two! I can't? But why'?

Premium comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №432 - Sms l e n g t h: 231 l e t.
Once a teacher taught his student: If man work hard, he becomes what he wants! Little sardar said: But sir, my father says you can never achieve your goal. Teacher: What is your goal in life? Sardar: I want to become a lady doctor.

Premium comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №433 - Sms l e n g t h: 248 l e t.
One crazy man knocks out into the ocean, he shouts for aid but there was nothing one to aid him. When he was about to die, he establishes an angle in his offer. He throws the fish towards beach and said - At slightest I can put away your existence.

Premium comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №434 - Sms l e n g t h: 128 l e t.
One day santas girlfriend asks him, darling, om our engagement will you give me a ring? Santa: Ya sure, give me ur telephone no.

Premium comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №435 - Sms l e n g t h: 161 l e t.
One frog asked astrologerlease tell my future astrologer: A smart girl will touch you. Frog: Great!.. But when & where? Astrologer: Next semester in zoology lab.

Premium comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №436 - Sms l e n g t h: 114 l e t.
One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not chinese, it must be you.

Premium comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №437 - Sms l e n g t h: 116 l e t.
Opticians bend your the frames of your glasses for they are too polite to say that your ears are in the wrong place.

Premium comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №438 - Sms l e n g t h: 160 l e t.
Others say life is unfair. Well, it's true. Others are jealous of you. And they really should be. Wanna know why? Hmmm... Coz you have a cute text mate like me.

Premium comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №439 - Sms l e n g t h: 171 l e t.
Our friendship means a lot to me, that if we were the last people on a sinking ship and there's only one life vest, I'll... Uhm... Ah... Eh... I'm gonna miss you for sure!

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РУССКАЯ ВЕРСИЯ
Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 22 October 2020
Jewish calendar: 9 Cheshvan 5776
Islamic calendar: 8 Muharram 1437
Chinese calendar: 10 day 9 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• International Stuttering Awareness Day (International)
• Abu Simbel Sun Festival (Abu Simbel, Egypt)
• White Cranes Festival (Russia)
• Russian Empire Day (Russia)
• Jidai Matsuri (Kyoto, Japan)
• National Nut Day (USA)
• International Caps Lock Day (USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

If I had a penny every time I thought of you, I'd still miss you, but at least I would be rich

Flirt texts for sms messages

Among ur frens I care 4 U da most, among ur frens I lov U da most, among ur frens U hurt me d most coz... I know dats all im 2 U... Among ur frens

Miss you texts for sms messages

Meeting U was fate, becoming ur friend was choice, but falling in love with U was completely out of my control

Cute texts for sms messages

To love is to destroy, and that to be loved is to be the one destroyed

Love texts for sms messages

Have a joyous christmas day. Happy christmas

Christmas greetings for sms messages

Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get, it's what you are expected to give - Which is everything

Love texts for sms messages

We turn not older with years, but newer every day

Birthday greetings for sms messages

Even though were far apart I love you dearly with all my heart

Love texts for sms messages

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret

Angry texts for sms messages

You can't change the past but you can ruin the present by worrying over the future

Inspirational texts for sms messages