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cool funny sms texts for messages

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many cool funny sms texts for messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find best sms quotes about comic for status witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Premium comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №421 - Sms l e n g t h: 164 l e t.
New style of proposing a girl I have spent many sleepless nights in ur love and I don, t want my son to do it for ur daughter. So lets make them brother and sister.

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News: 3 chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... Another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message.

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Newsflasholice are looking for a suspect who's smart, sexy, witty and very gorgeous. They've already eliminated you from the list of suspects. Where do you think I should hide?

Premium comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №424 - Sms l e n g t h: 165 l e t.
Newton's law of load shedding: 'The rate of load shedding is directly propotional to the temperature of atmosphere provided that the role of wapda remains constant'.

Premium comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №425 - Sms l e n g t h: 57 l e t.
Nice perfume... But do you really need to marinate in it?

Premium comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №426 - Sms l e n g t h: 36 l e t.
Ninety % of the game is half mental.

Premium comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №427 - Sms l e n g t h: 79 l e t.
No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is not saying.

Premium comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №428 - Sms l e n g t h: 159 l e t.
No matter how sad, no matter how sick, I feel better just thinking of you... But I'm happier each time I send you a message 'Coz I know I'll be disturbing you!

Premium comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №429 - Sms l e n g t h: 48 l e t.
Nobody goes there anymore bcoz it's too crowded.

Premium comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №430 - Sms l e n g t h: 62 l e t.
Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.

Premium comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №431 - Sms l e n g t h: 219 l e t.
On this day you blow the candles out - On this day the gifts pile high - For one day a year you're the special kid - 'This is really great, ' You sigh. 'One birthday a year is really fun - I want two! I can't? But why'?

Premium comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №432 - Sms l e n g t h: 231 l e t.
Once a teacher taught his student: If man work hard, he becomes what he wants! Little sardar said: But sir, my father says you can never achieve your goal. Teacher: What is your goal in life? Sardar: I want to become a lady doctor.

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One crazy man knocks out into the ocean, he shouts for aid but there was nothing one to aid him. When he was about to die, he establishes an angle in his offer. He throws the fish towards beach and said - At slightest I can put away your existence.

Premium comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №434 - Sms l e n g t h: 128 l e t.
One day santas girlfriend asks him, darling, om our engagement will you give me a ring? Santa: Ya sure, give me ur telephone no.

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One frog asked astrologerlease tell my future astrologer: A smart girl will touch you. Frog: Great!.. But when & where? Astrologer: Next semester in zoology lab.

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One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not chinese, it must be you.

Premium comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №437 - Sms l e n g t h: 116 l e t.
Opticians bend your the frames of your glasses for they are too polite to say that your ears are in the wrong place.

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Others say life is unfair. Well, it's true. Others are jealous of you. And they really should be. Wanna know why? Hmmm... Coz you have a cute text mate like me.

Premium comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №439 - Sms l e n g t h: 171 l e t.
Our friendship means a lot to me, that if we were the last people on a sinking ship and there's only one life vest, I'll... Uhm... Ah... Eh... I'm gonna miss you for sure!

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РУССКАЯ ВЕРСИЯ
Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 24 January 2017
Jewish calendar: 4 Shvat 5775
Islamic calendar: 3 Rabi ath-Thani 1436
Chinese calendar: 5 day 12 month 4411 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Unification Day (Romania)
• Economic Liberation Day (Togo)
• Feast of Our Lady of Peace (Catholic Church)
• Global Belly Laugh Day (Global)
• National Lobster Thermidor Day (USA)
• National Eskimo Pie Patent Day (USA)
• National Compliment Day (USA)
• Talk Like a Grizzled Prospector Day (USA)
• Beer Can Appreciation Day (USA)
• National Peanut Butter Day (USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Husband and wife on picnic. There was a donkey eating grass. Wife said: See your relative eating grass, say hi husband said: Hello father-in-law

Wife texts for sms messages

Leave something for someone but never leave someone for something becuz... In life something will leave you but someone will always be with you

Good morning texts for sms messages

Your friendship and love, and all the wonderful things that they bring into my life are like nothing else I have ever known

Sweet texts for sms messages

Out of four people one is chinese. If ur father, ur mother and ur brother are not chinese, then it must be you

Funny jokes for sms messages

You've never felt pain until you've felt love

Sad texts for sms messages

Without wearing any mask we are conscious of, we have a special face for each friend. - Oliver wendell holmes, journals, 1843

Friendship texts for sms messages

What is the velocity of the darkness

Riddle, puzzle for sms messages

I do not want a friend who smiles when I smile who weeps when I weep for my shadow in the pool can do better than that

Friendship texts for sms messages

You must have long range goals to keep you from being frustrated by short range failures

Motivational texts for sms messages

Let us live! Let us love! Let us share the deepest secrets of our souls! You first

Flirt texts for sms messages