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cool funny sms texts for messages

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many cool funny sms texts for messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find best sms quotes about comic for status witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Premium comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №421 - Sms l e n g t h: 164 l e t.
New style of proposing a girl I have spent many sleepless nights in ur love and I don, t want my son to do it for ur daughter. So lets make them brother and sister.

Premium comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №422 - Sms l e n g t h: 146 l e t.
News: 3 chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... Another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message.

Premium comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №423 - Sms l e n g t h: 176 l e t.
Newsflasholice are looking for a suspect who's smart, sexy, witty and very gorgeous. They've already eliminated you from the list of suspects. Where do you think I should hide?

Premium comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №424 - Sms l e n g t h: 165 l e t.
Newton's law of load shedding: 'The rate of load shedding is directly propotional to the temperature of atmosphere provided that the role of wapda remains constant'.

Premium comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №425 - Sms l e n g t h: 57 l e t.
Nice perfume... But do you really need to marinate in it?

Premium comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №426 - Sms l e n g t h: 36 l e t.
Ninety % of the game is half mental.

Premium comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №427 - Sms l e n g t h: 79 l e t.
No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is not saying.

Premium comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №428 - Sms l e n g t h: 159 l e t.
No matter how sad, no matter how sick, I feel better just thinking of you... But I'm happier each time I send you a message 'Coz I know I'll be disturbing you!

Premium comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №429 - Sms l e n g t h: 48 l e t.
Nobody goes there anymore bcoz it's too crowded.

Premium comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №430 - Sms l e n g t h: 62 l e t.
Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.

Premium comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №431 - Sms l e n g t h: 219 l e t.
On this day you blow the candles out - On this day the gifts pile high - For one day a year you're the special kid - 'This is really great, ' You sigh. 'One birthday a year is really fun - I want two! I can't? But why'?

Premium comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №432 - Sms l e n g t h: 231 l e t.
Once a teacher taught his student: If man work hard, he becomes what he wants! Little sardar said: But sir, my father says you can never achieve your goal. Teacher: What is your goal in life? Sardar: I want to become a lady doctor.

Premium comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №433 - Sms l e n g t h: 248 l e t.
One crazy man knocks out into the ocean, he shouts for aid but there was nothing one to aid him. When he was about to die, he establishes an angle in his offer. He throws the fish towards beach and said - At slightest I can put away your existence.

Premium comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №434 - Sms l e n g t h: 128 l e t.
One day santas girlfriend asks him, darling, om our engagement will you give me a ring? Santa: Ya sure, give me ur telephone no.

Premium comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №435 - Sms l e n g t h: 161 l e t.
One frog asked astrologerlease tell my future astrologer: A smart girl will touch you. Frog: Great!.. But when & where? Astrologer: Next semester in zoology lab.

Premium comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №436 - Sms l e n g t h: 114 l e t.
One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not chinese, it must be you.

Premium comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №437 - Sms l e n g t h: 116 l e t.
Opticians bend your the frames of your glasses for they are too polite to say that your ears are in the wrong place.

Premium comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №438 - Sms l e n g t h: 160 l e t.
Others say life is unfair. Well, it's true. Others are jealous of you. And they really should be. Wanna know why? Hmmm... Coz you have a cute text mate like me.

Premium comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №439 - Sms l e n g t h: 171 l e t.
Our friendship means a lot to me, that if we were the last people on a sinking ship and there's only one life vest, I'll... Uhm... Ah... Eh... I'm gonna miss you for sure!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 24 August 2019
Jewish calendar: 9 Elul 5775
Islamic calendar: 9 Dhu al-Qa'da 1436
Chinese calendar: 11 day 7 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• International Day Against Intolerance, Discrimination and Violence Based on Musical Preferences, Lifestyle and Dress Code (International)
• Constitution Day (Georgia)
• Independence Day (Ukraine)
• National Flag Day (Kazakhstan)
• Internal Forces Day (Kyrgyzstan)
• National Parks Day (Costa Rica)
• Flag Day (Liberia)
• Pyartli Day (Estonia)
• Feast of Saint Bartholomew (Catholic Church)
• National Knife Day (USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

What is a flower without the sun? What is the earth without the sky? What am I without you? That is why I tell you... I love you

Valentines day greetings for sms messages

A new sun a fresh day a cool greeting asking to you forget all your worries sorrows & tears for someone who wants to see you happy good morning

Good morning texts for sms messages

Sweet content, where doth thine harbour hold

Sweet texts for sms messages

Lights on, door open, nobody at home

Funny jokes for sms messages

I need some time alone with myself

Sad texts for sms messages

Uve touched my heart uve touched my soul. Bcos of U I now feel whole. U'll always b my closest friend. U'll b in my heart 2 the very end

Friendship texts for sms messages

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income

Retirement texts for sms messages

Friendship needs no words - It is solitude delivered from the anguish of loneliness. - Dag hammarskjold

Friendship texts for sms messages

Our doubts are traitors, and make us lose the good we oft might win, by fearing to attempt

Motivational texts for sms messages

I know milk it does a body good, but damn how much have you been drinking

Flirt texts for sms messages