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Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many cool funny sms texts for messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find best sms quotes about comic for status witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Premium comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №421 - Sms l e n g t h: 164 l e t.
New style of proposing a girl I have spent many sleepless nights in ur love and I don, t want my son to do it for ur daughter. So lets make them brother and sister.

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News: 3 chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... Another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message.

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Newsflasholice are looking for a suspect who's smart, sexy, witty and very gorgeous. They've already eliminated you from the list of suspects. Where do you think I should hide?

Premium comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №424 - Sms l e n g t h: 165 l e t.
Newton's law of load shedding: 'The rate of load shedding is directly propotional to the temperature of atmosphere provided that the role of wapda remains constant'.

Premium comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №425 - Sms l e n g t h: 57 l e t.
Nice perfume... But do you really need to marinate in it?

Premium comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №426 - Sms l e n g t h: 36 l e t.
Ninety % of the game is half mental.

Premium comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №427 - Sms l e n g t h: 79 l e t.
No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is not saying.

Premium comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №428 - Sms l e n g t h: 159 l e t.
No matter how sad, no matter how sick, I feel better just thinking of you... But I'm happier each time I send you a message 'Coz I know I'll be disturbing you!

Premium comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №429 - Sms l e n g t h: 48 l e t.
Nobody goes there anymore bcoz it's too crowded.

Premium comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №430 - Sms l e n g t h: 62 l e t.
Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.

Premium comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №431 - Sms l e n g t h: 219 l e t.
On this day you blow the candles out - On this day the gifts pile high - For one day a year you're the special kid - 'This is really great, ' You sigh. 'One birthday a year is really fun - I want two! I can't? But why'?

Premium comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №432 - Sms l e n g t h: 231 l e t.
Once a teacher taught his student: If man work hard, he becomes what he wants! Little sardar said: But sir, my father says you can never achieve your goal. Teacher: What is your goal in life? Sardar: I want to become a lady doctor.

Premium comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №433 - Sms l e n g t h: 248 l e t.
One crazy man knocks out into the ocean, he shouts for aid but there was nothing one to aid him. When he was about to die, he establishes an angle in his offer. He throws the fish towards beach and said - At slightest I can put away your existence.

Premium comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №434 - Sms l e n g t h: 128 l e t.
One day santas girlfriend asks him, darling, om our engagement will you give me a ring? Santa: Ya sure, give me ur telephone no.

Premium comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №435 - Sms l e n g t h: 161 l e t.
One frog asked astrologerlease tell my future astrologer: A smart girl will touch you. Frog: Great!.. But when & where? Astrologer: Next semester in zoology lab.

Premium comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №436 - Sms l e n g t h: 114 l e t.
One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not chinese, it must be you.

Premium comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №437 - Sms l e n g t h: 116 l e t.
Opticians bend your the frames of your glasses for they are too polite to say that your ears are in the wrong place.

Premium comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №438 - Sms l e n g t h: 160 l e t.
Others say life is unfair. Well, it's true. Others are jealous of you. And they really should be. Wanna know why? Hmmm... Coz you have a cute text mate like me.

Premium comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №439 - Sms l e n g t h: 171 l e t.
Our friendship means a lot to me, that if we were the last people on a sinking ship and there's only one life vest, I'll... Uhm... Ah... Eh... I'm gonna miss you for sure!

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РУССКАЯ ВЕРСИЯ
Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 29 April 2017
Jewish calendar: 10 Iyar 5775
Islamic calendar: 10 Rajab 1436
Chinese calendar: 11 day 3 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• International Dance Day (International)
• Day of Remembrance for all Victims of Chemical Warfare (United Nations)
• Ukrainian Black Sea Fleet Birthday (Ukraine)
• Showa Day (Japan)
• International Guide Dog Day (Global)
• Ukrainian Football Day (Ukraine)
• Birth of Imam Mohammad Taqi (Shia Islam)
• Animals Day (Argentina)
• Ninth Day of Ridvan (Bahai Faith)
• Nine Martyrs of Cyzicus Day (Orthodox)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Growing seed makes no sound. But falling tree makes huge noise. Destruction has noise, creation is always quiet. This is the power fo silence

Good luck texts for sms messages

Love is possible after friendship but friendship is not possible after love because medicines work before death later nothing can be cured

Sweet texts for sms messages

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you

Funny jokes for sms messages

The nhs regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident please report to your nearest hospital to be put down we apologise for any inconvenience

Rude texts for sms messages

True friendship brings sunshine to the shade & shade to the sunshine'

Friendship texts for sms messages

If not other than our common ground to meet, let me remember the anonymous, for once at least, beyond the patriotic floats display on a republic day

Republic day greetings for sms messages

Friendship is a wonderful word, it might be the most beautiful one on earth. Friendship is something powerful, a gift of great value

Friendship texts for sms messages

If you learn to translate every event of your life into a positive way, you will stop being a prisoner of your past and become designer of your future

Motivational texts for sms messages

Are you free for the rest of your life

Flirt texts for sms messages

On this special day, best wishes go to you, that this wonderful luv you share, lasts ur lifetime through. Happy anniversary to you

Marriage greetings for sms messages