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Greatest naughty texts for sms messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many best sms sentences about rebellious for letters for every occasion. In this collection you will find naughty texts for facebook status witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Cool naughty sms texts for messages - Sms message text №41 - Sms l e n g t h: 86 l e t.
Girl: If you get a chance, will you marry me? Boy: If I get chance, why would I marry.

Cool naughty sms texts for messages - Sms message text №42 - Sms l e n g t h: 103 l e t.
Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy: Yes but this depends on your husband, if he allows me.

Cool naughty sms texts for messages - Sms message text №43 - Sms l e n g t h: 137 l e t.
Guys are like parking spots... The good ones are always taken... And the ones that are available, are either handicapped or too far away!

Cool naughty sms texts for messages - Sms message text №44 - Sms l e n g t h: 154 l e t.
He came at night, explored my body, got on top of me, touched me, he bit, sucked, swallowed, when he was satisfied, he left, I was hurt, themn... Mosquto!

Cool naughty sms texts for messages - Sms message text №45 - Sms l e n g t h: 48 l e t.
He laughs & says, 'Lets go home dad, U r drunk'.

Cool naughty sms texts for messages - Sms message text №46 - Sms l e n g t h: 125 l e t.
Hey dude congrats! Heard U got selected as the first male model for whisper advertisement. Why should girls have all the fun.

Cool naughty sms texts for messages - Sms message text №47 - Sms l e n g t h: 140 l e t.
How to impress a woman: Hug + kiss her, compliment + love her, protect + listen + support her. How to impress a man: Show up naked with her!

Cool naughty sms texts for messages - Sms message text №48 - Sms l e n g t h: 126 l e t.
I sit atop your christmas tree all clad in pink, a real fairy the reason I appear so glum the sprig of spruce stuck up my bum.

Cool naughty sms texts for messages - Sms message text №49 - Sms l e n g t h: 89 l e t.
I want to touch ur lips taste ur tongue smell ur breath hey what hapen? I am ur colegate.

Cool naughty sms texts for messages - Sms message text №50 - Sms l e n g t h: 142 l e t.
I wrote your name on sand it got washed. I wrote your name in air, it was blown away, then I wrote your name on my heart & I got heart attack.

Cool naughty sms texts for messages - Sms message text №51 - Sms l e n g t h: 110 l e t.
In a bar 1 guy says 2 another 'I slept wid ur mom last nite' d whole bar was waiting 4 d other guy's response.

Cool naughty sms texts for messages - Sms message text №52 - Sms l e n g t h: 132 l e t.
In a hospital two nurses were discussing about the new doctor... 1st nurse: He dresses very well. 2nd nurse: And very quickly too >.

Cool naughty sms texts for messages - Sms message text №53 - Sms l e n g t h: 134 l e t.
In order to get 100/100 in life, a man requires 100% talent, whereas a woman requires only 4% talent & the remaining is only 36-24-36.

Cool naughty sms texts for messages - Sms message text №54 - Sms l e n g t h: 236 l e t.
In school canteen, there was a basket of apples with a written note: 'Don't take more than 1, god is watching! ' A little further there was a box of choclates, a naughty child wrote: 'Take as many as U want. God is watching the apples'.

Cool naughty sms texts for messages - Sms message text №55 - Sms l e n g t h: 79 l e t.
In which place do women's hair grows very thick and very curly? Answer: Africa.

Cool naughty sms texts for messages - Sms message text №56 - Sms l e n g t h: 174 l e t.
Intelligent man and intelligent woman = Romance stupid man and intelligent woman = Affair intelligent man and stupid woman = Pregnancy stupid man and stupid woman = Marriage.

Cool naughty sms texts for messages - Sms message text №57 - Sms l e n g t h: 144 l e t.
It's short thing, gets longer when U hold it, and pass between women breasts, and enters into a hole. What is it? Car seat belt, you dirty mind.

Cool naughty sms texts for messages - Sms message text №58 - Sms l e n g t h: 141 l e t.
It's wrong that alcohol makes you fat... It doesn't! It actually makes you lean... Against bars, poles, walls, friends and strangers! Cheers!

Cool naughty sms texts for messages - Sms message text №59 - Sms l e n g t h: 113 l e t.
I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

A husband's last words should always be 'Ok buy it'

Marriage greetings for sms messages

Life's short. If you don't look around once in a while, you might miss it

Friendship texts for sms messages

If you think I miss you all the time you are wrong I miss you only when I think about you but damn it I think you all the time I miss you sweetheart

Sweet texts for sms messages

He's so full of shit, his eyes are brown

Insult texts for sms messages

You hurt me more than what I deserve is it just because I loved you more than what you deserved

Broken heart texts for sms messages

You know you love someone when the mere thought of losing them brings you to tears

Miss you texts for sms messages

True friends are not those who make your problems disappear, but those who won't be disappeared when you are facing problems

Friendship texts for sms messages

Your words of love steal someone's heart, but you don't know that your heart is already stolen by me check it

Thank texts for sms messages

All mankind love a lover

Love texts for sms messages

Only in souls the christ is brought to birth, and there he lives and dies. - Alfred noyes

Christmas greetings for sms messages