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Greatest naughty texts for sms messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many best sms sentences about rebellious for letters for every occasion. In this collection you will find naughty texts for facebook status witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Cool naughty sms texts for messages - Sms message text №41 - Sms l e n g t h: 86 l e t.
Girl: If you get a chance, will you marry me? Boy: If I get chance, why would I marry.

Cool naughty sms texts for messages - Sms message text №42 - Sms l e n g t h: 103 l e t.
Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy: Yes but this depends on your husband, if he allows me.

Cool naughty sms texts for messages - Sms message text №43 - Sms l e n g t h: 137 l e t.
Guys are like parking spots... The good ones are always taken... And the ones that are available, are either handicapped or too far away!

Cool naughty sms texts for messages - Sms message text №44 - Sms l e n g t h: 154 l e t.
He came at night, explored my body, got on top of me, touched me, he bit, sucked, swallowed, when he was satisfied, he left, I was hurt, themn... Mosquto!

Cool naughty sms texts for messages - Sms message text №45 - Sms l e n g t h: 48 l e t.
He laughs & says, 'Lets go home dad, U r drunk'.

Cool naughty sms texts for messages - Sms message text №46 - Sms l e n g t h: 125 l e t.
Hey dude congrats! Heard U got selected as the first male model for whisper advertisement. Why should girls have all the fun.

Cool naughty sms texts for messages - Sms message text №47 - Sms l e n g t h: 140 l e t.
How to impress a woman: Hug + kiss her, compliment + love her, protect + listen + support her. How to impress a man: Show up naked with her!

Cool naughty sms texts for messages - Sms message text №48 - Sms l e n g t h: 126 l e t.
I sit atop your christmas tree all clad in pink, a real fairy the reason I appear so glum the sprig of spruce stuck up my bum.

Cool naughty sms texts for messages - Sms message text №49 - Sms l e n g t h: 89 l e t.
I want to touch ur lips taste ur tongue smell ur breath hey what hapen? I am ur colegate.

Cool naughty sms texts for messages - Sms message text №50 - Sms l e n g t h: 142 l e t.
I wrote your name on sand it got washed. I wrote your name in air, it was blown away, then I wrote your name on my heart & I got heart attack.

Cool naughty sms texts for messages - Sms message text №51 - Sms l e n g t h: 110 l e t.
In a bar 1 guy says 2 another 'I slept wid ur mom last nite' d whole bar was waiting 4 d other guy's response.

Cool naughty sms texts for messages - Sms message text №52 - Sms l e n g t h: 132 l e t.
In a hospital two nurses were discussing about the new doctor... 1st nurse: He dresses very well. 2nd nurse: And very quickly too >.

Cool naughty sms texts for messages - Sms message text №53 - Sms l e n g t h: 134 l e t.
In order to get 100/100 in life, a man requires 100% talent, whereas a woman requires only 4% talent & the remaining is only 36-24-36.

Cool naughty sms texts for messages - Sms message text №54 - Sms l e n g t h: 236 l e t.
In school canteen, there was a basket of apples with a written note: 'Don't take more than 1, god is watching! ' A little further there was a box of choclates, a naughty child wrote: 'Take as many as U want. God is watching the apples'.

Cool naughty sms texts for messages - Sms message text №55 - Sms l e n g t h: 79 l e t.
In which place do women's hair grows very thick and very curly? Answer: Africa.

Cool naughty sms texts for messages - Sms message text №56 - Sms l e n g t h: 174 l e t.
Intelligent man and intelligent woman = Romance stupid man and intelligent woman = Affair intelligent man and stupid woman = Pregnancy stupid man and stupid woman = Marriage.

Cool naughty sms texts for messages - Sms message text №57 - Sms l e n g t h: 144 l e t.
It's short thing, gets longer when U hold it, and pass between women breasts, and enters into a hole. What is it? Car seat belt, you dirty mind.

Cool naughty sms texts for messages - Sms message text №58 - Sms l e n g t h: 141 l e t.
It's wrong that alcohol makes you fat... It doesn't! It actually makes you lean... Against bars, poles, walls, friends and strangers! Cheers!

Cool naughty sms texts for messages - Sms message text №59 - Sms l e n g t h: 113 l e t.
I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Love... I want to hold you close to me and feel our hearts beat as one... Forever

Love texts for sms messages

Everybody wants someone special someone innocent someone nice someone cool someone sweet someone cute someone intelligent but why always me, me and me

Flirt texts for sms messages

My hands never pain when typing message for you!.. But my heart always in pain, when there is no reply from you

Romantic texts for sms messages

Leave something for someone but never leave someone for something becuz... In life something will leave you but someone will always be with you

Good morning texts for sms messages

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese proverb

April fool jokes for sms messages

Though shakespeare is great, he'll never find d right words to describe U because he simply never xperienced knowing a wonderful person like U, friend

Love texts for sms messages

But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything. - Mohammed ali

Friendship texts for sms messages

Sometimes. When im all alone. I close my eyes & think of you & the thought of your love warms me inside & make me smile

Smile jokes for sms messages

No matter the sky is black or blue, no matter there's stars or moon, as long as ur heart is true, sweet dreams will always be wif U. Gd nite

Greetings texts for sms messages

You're such a great boss you deserve to be on mount rush more. We'll handle things here until you get back. Happy boss's day

Boss day texts for sms messages