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Best sms sentences about rebellious for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many naughty texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about naughty for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about rebellious for status - Sms message text №61 - Sms l e n g t h: 135 l e t.
Lady1: How come your husband is always home on time? Lady2: I have made a simple rule. Sex will be at 9pm, whether you are here or not.

Best sms quotes about rebellious for status - Sms message text №62 - Sms l e n g t h: 185 l e t.
Make luv to ur galfriend on valentine day. She'll give U gud news on mothers` day n u'll hv a child on children`s day. Don't try this on everybody. U'll hv bad news on dec 1 (Aids day).

Best sms quotes about rebellious for status - Sms message text №63 - Sms l e n g t h: 138 l e t.
Mallika's t-shirt had a picture of a car mirror on it. Guess, what was written on it... Objects behind d mirror r larger than they appear.

Best sms quotes about rebellious for status - Sms message text №64 - Sms l e n g t h: 190 l e t.
Management lesson you spent 100% income on your wife and get 10% satisfaction. On the other hand you spent 10% income on your girlfriend and get 100% satisfaction. Your money, your decision.

Best sms quotes about rebellious for status - Sms message text №65 - Sms l e n g t h: 108 l e t.
Mary had a little lamb her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, between two chunks of bread.

Best sms quotes about rebellious for status - Sms message text №66 - Sms l e n g t h: 134 l e t.
Mbbs final exam question: Fill in the blanks. If a lady faints, we must 1st check her pu_s_ only few intelligent students wrote pulse.

Best sms quotes about rebellious for status - Sms message text №67 - Sms l e n g t h: 153 l e t.
Medical science says: 'Tight clothing slows blood circulation' but the truth is... 'Tighter the woman's clothing, faster the circulation of man's blood'.

Best sms quotes about rebellious for status - Sms message text №68 - Sms l e n g t h: 124 l e t.
Mental anxiety, mental breakdowns, menstrual cramps, menopause... Did you ever notice how all women problems begin with men!

Best sms quotes about rebellious for status - Sms message text №69 - Sms l e n g t h: 135 l e t.
Met a girl the other day who has a seashell tattooed on her inner thigh. It's amazing, if you put your ear to it you can smell the sea!

Best sms quotes about rebellious for status - Sms message text №70 - Sms l e n g t h: 126 l e t.
Mirror mirror on the wall. Who's the fairest of them all? The mirror laughed & den it spat - It sure ain't you. You ugly part!

Best sms quotes about rebellious for status - Sms message text №71 - Sms l e n g t h: 163 l e t.
Mom: Why are you pregnant? Daughter: This is our project in college about 'Miracle of life' mom: Tell me who is he? Daughter: I don't know, it was a group project.

Best sms quotes about rebellious for status - Sms message text №72 - Sms l e n g t h: 163 l e t.
Never reject a girl in life because a good girl gives you happiness and bad girls gives you experience... Both are essential in life... So enjoy every girl friend!

Best sms quotes about rebellious for status - Sms message text №73 - Sms l e n g t h: 100 l e t.
Now if U read this carefully the dentist U will find is not what U imagined it's just ur dirty mind.

Best sms quotes about rebellious for status - Sms message text №74 - Sms l e n g t h: 107 l e t.
One boy to another, what did you do on mother's day? 2nd boy, I tried to help few girls to become a mother.

Best sms quotes about rebellious for status - Sms message text №75 - Sms l e n g t h: 163 l e t.
One day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, 'Hey buddy, why are you doing that? ' He said, 'Because you came home early'.

Best sms quotes about rebellious for status - Sms message text №76 - Sms l e n g t h: 163 l e t.
One day I read smoking is bad. 'I stop smoking' one day I read drinking is bad 'I stop drinking' one day I read making girl friends is bad habit ' I stop reading'.

Best sms quotes about rebellious for status - Sms message text №77 - Sms l e n g t h: 168 l e t.
One day there was this naked man and elephant, the elephant looks at the naked man for a few seconds, ask the naked man, 'How can you breath through that little thing'?

Best sms quotes about rebellious for status - Sms message text №78 - Sms l e n g t h: 133 l e t.
One they santa's girl friend asks him, darling, on our engagement will you give me a ring? Santa: Yea sure, give me ur mobile number.

Best sms quotes about rebellious for status - Sms message text №79 - Sms l e n g t h: 104 l e t.
Q: Whats the difference between a computer and a woman? A: A computer doesn't laugh at a 3ѕ inch floppy.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 25 July 2017
Jewish calendar: 9 Av 5775
Islamic calendar: 8 Shawwal 1436
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Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
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• Fire Service Day (Belarus)
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• Commonwealth Constitution Day (Puerto Rico)
• Republic Day (Tunisia)
• Gospel Day (Rarotonga, Cook Islands)
• Saint James's Day (Sussex, England)
• Yaum-e-Gham - Day of Sorrow (Shia Islam)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

I was told that there are people worth waiting for, and I think they may be right

Love texts for sms messages

Words to the wise, and words to live by, while we seek the answers to life, the universe et al. Let us ponder these clever observations

Cute texts for sms messages

Don't act your age (In retirement). Act like the inner young person you have always been

Retirement texts for sms messages

You have a cough? Go home 2night, eat a whole box of ex-lax, 2morrow you'll be afraid to cough

Funny jokes for sms messages

Are we not like two volumes of single book

Anniversary greetings for sms messages

The best way to mend a broken heart is time and girlfriends

Love texts for sms messages

A true friend is someone who is there for you when they would rather be someplace else

Friendship texts for sms messages

Sometimes. When im all alone. I close my eyes & think of you & the thought of your love warms me inside & make me smile

Smile jokes for sms messages

The happiest of wishes for a halloween, that will be happy in every way for someone like you

Halloween texts for sms messages

A lovely fact: Nobody in the world can have a crystal clear heart because everyone's heart has some scratches scribbled by their dear ones

Broken heart texts for sms messages