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Best sms sentences about rebellious for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many naughty texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about naughty for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about rebellious for status - Sms message text №61 - Sms l e n g t h: 135 l e t.
Lady1: How come your husband is always home on time? Lady2: I have made a simple rule. Sex will be at 9pm, whether you are here or not.

Best sms quotes about rebellious for status - Sms message text №62 - Sms l e n g t h: 185 l e t.
Make luv to ur galfriend on valentine day. She'll give U gud news on mothers` day n u'll hv a child on children`s day. Don't try this on everybody. U'll hv bad news on dec 1 (Aids day).

Best sms quotes about rebellious for status - Sms message text №63 - Sms l e n g t h: 138 l e t.
Mallika's t-shirt had a picture of a car mirror on it. Guess, what was written on it... Objects behind d mirror r larger than they appear.

Best sms quotes about rebellious for status - Sms message text №64 - Sms l e n g t h: 190 l e t.
Management lesson you spent 100% income on your wife and get 10% satisfaction. On the other hand you spent 10% income on your girlfriend and get 100% satisfaction. Your money, your decision.

Best sms quotes about rebellious for status - Sms message text №65 - Sms l e n g t h: 108 l e t.
Mary had a little lamb her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, between two chunks of bread.

Best sms quotes about rebellious for status - Sms message text №66 - Sms l e n g t h: 134 l e t.
Mbbs final exam question: Fill in the blanks. If a lady faints, we must 1st check her pu_s_ only few intelligent students wrote pulse.

Best sms quotes about rebellious for status - Sms message text №67 - Sms l e n g t h: 153 l e t.
Medical science says: 'Tight clothing slows blood circulation' but the truth is... 'Tighter the woman's clothing, faster the circulation of man's blood'.

Best sms quotes about rebellious for status - Sms message text №68 - Sms l e n g t h: 124 l e t.
Mental anxiety, mental breakdowns, menstrual cramps, menopause... Did you ever notice how all women problems begin with men!

Best sms quotes about rebellious for status - Sms message text №69 - Sms l e n g t h: 135 l e t.
Met a girl the other day who has a seashell tattooed on her inner thigh. It's amazing, if you put your ear to it you can smell the sea!

Best sms quotes about rebellious for status - Sms message text №70 - Sms l e n g t h: 126 l e t.
Mirror mirror on the wall. Who's the fairest of them all? The mirror laughed & den it spat - It sure ain't you. You ugly part!

Best sms quotes about rebellious for status - Sms message text №71 - Sms l e n g t h: 163 l e t.
Mom: Why are you pregnant? Daughter: This is our project in college about 'Miracle of life' mom: Tell me who is he? Daughter: I don't know, it was a group project.

Best sms quotes about rebellious for status - Sms message text №72 - Sms l e n g t h: 163 l e t.
Never reject a girl in life because a good girl gives you happiness and bad girls gives you experience... Both are essential in life... So enjoy every girl friend!

Best sms quotes about rebellious for status - Sms message text №73 - Sms l e n g t h: 100 l e t.
Now if U read this carefully the dentist U will find is not what U imagined it's just ur dirty mind.

Best sms quotes about rebellious for status - Sms message text №74 - Sms l e n g t h: 107 l e t.
One boy to another, what did you do on mother's day? 2nd boy, I tried to help few girls to become a mother.

Best sms quotes about rebellious for status - Sms message text №75 - Sms l e n g t h: 163 l e t.
One day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, 'Hey buddy, why are you doing that? ' He said, 'Because you came home early'.

Best sms quotes about rebellious for status - Sms message text №76 - Sms l e n g t h: 163 l e t.
One day I read smoking is bad. 'I stop smoking' one day I read drinking is bad 'I stop drinking' one day I read making girl friends is bad habit ' I stop reading'.

Best sms quotes about rebellious for status - Sms message text №77 - Sms l e n g t h: 168 l e t.
One day there was this naked man and elephant, the elephant looks at the naked man for a few seconds, ask the naked man, 'How can you breath through that little thing'?

Best sms quotes about rebellious for status - Sms message text №78 - Sms l e n g t h: 133 l e t.
One they santa's girl friend asks him, darling, on our engagement will you give me a ring? Santa: Yea sure, give me ur mobile number.

Best sms quotes about rebellious for status - Sms message text №79 - Sms l e n g t h: 104 l e t.
Q: Whats the difference between a computer and a woman? A: A computer doesn't laugh at a 3ѕ inch floppy.

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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. - Rodney dangerfield

Marriage greetings for sms messages

My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me

Friendship texts for sms messages

Everybody blames somebody when nobody did what anybody could have done

Thank texts for sms messages

All labor that uplifts humanity has dignity and importance and should be undertaken with painstaking excellence

Labour day greetings for sms messages

May the spirit of christmas bring you peace. The gladness of christmas give you hope. And the warmth of christmas grant U love. Happy christmas

Christmas greetings for sms messages

What ever a mind of a man can conceive and believe is achievable

Motivational texts for sms messages

If you want to read about love and marriage you've got to buy two separate books

Funny jokes for sms messages

Setting a goal is not the main thing. It is deciding how you will go about achieving it and staying with that plan. - Tom landry

Wisdom texts for sms messages

Life is not easy and it will never be, but you've got friends and one of them is me

Love texts for sms messages

If mother teaches us about love, fathers teach us about life. Life is incomplete without love and love is nothing without life. Happy father's day

Fathers day greetings for sms messages