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Funny text for sms - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many cool joke sms quotes for status for every occasion. In this collection you will find well texts about laughing for sms messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Funny sms contents for messages - Sms message text №381 - Sms l e n g t h: 51 l e t.
Love me or leave me. Hey, where is everybody going?

Funny sms contents for messages - Sms message text №382 - Sms l e n g t h: 49 l e t.
Love: The most fun you can have without laughing.

Funny sms contents for messages - Sms message text №383 - Sms l e n g t h: 127 l e t.
Making some changes to my life. Please leave a message and in case I don't get back, then know that you are one of the changes.

Funny sms contents for messages - Sms message text №384 - Sms l e n g t h: 125 l e t.
Mallika went to a swimming pool in a bra & panty. Guard: Madam here 2 piece costume is not allowed! Mallika: Kaun sa utaroon?

Funny sms contents for messages - Sms message text №385 - Sms l e n g t h: 159 l e t.
Man: Among my 4 sons 3 are engineer. Friend: 4th? Man: He didn't study & became a barber. Friend: Why don't you throw him out? Man: He is the only 1 who earns.

Funny sms contents for messages - Sms message text №386 - Sms l e n g t h: 115 l e t.
Man: How old is your father? Boy: As old as me, man: How can that be? Boy: He became a father only when I was born?

Funny sms contents for messages - Sms message text №387 - Sms l e n g t h: 201 l e t.
Man1: If U have any problem at your home give a missed call to me. Women1: If I don't have balance in my mobile? Man1lease give a call from ur sister phone... (I can have both... In my (Mobile) memory.

Funny sms contents for messages - Sms message text №388 - Sms l e n g t h: 83 l e t.
Marriage is a three ring circus: An engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering.

Funny sms contents for messages - Sms message text №389 - Sms l e n g t h: 122 l e t.
Marriage is like a public toilet those waiting outside are desperate to get in and those inside are desperate to come out.

Funny sms contents for messages - Sms message text №390 - Sms l e n g t h: 87 l e t.
Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.

Funny sms contents for messages - Sms message text №391 - Sms l e n g t h: 113 l e t.
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

Funny sms contents for messages - Sms message text №392 - Sms l e n g t h: 94 l e t.
Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that god can't help but smile on it.

Funny sms contents for messages - Sms message text №393 - Sms l e n g t h: 118 l e t.
Mary had a little sheep with this sheep she went to sleep the sheep turned out to be a ram and mary had a little lamb.

Funny sms contents for messages - Sms message text №394 - Sms l e n g t h: 158 l e t.
Maths teacher asked johny 'If U have 12 chocalate and U give 5 to dona, 3 to alice and 4 to roma then wat will U get? Johny replied 'Sir! 3 new girl friends'.

Funny sms contents for messages - Sms message text №395 - Sms l e n g t h: 128 l e t.
May our friendship turn in2 silver, silver in2 gold, gold in2 dimonds... And may our dimonds b 4ever. Then we sell it ok. 50/50.

Funny sms contents for messages - Sms message text №396 - Sms l e n g t h: 134 l e t.
Mbbs final exam question: Fill in the blanks. If a lady faints, we must 1st check her pu_s_ only few intelligent students wrote pulse.

Funny sms contents for messages - Sms message text №397 - Sms l e n g t h: 34 l e t.
Me and my attitude... It's enough.

Funny sms contents for messages - Sms message text №398 - Sms l e n g t h: 77 l e t.
Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhhhh its a secret.

Funny sms contents for messages - Sms message text №399 - Sms l e n g t h: 53 l e t.
Men make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.

I would like to warn you against sanding some of this funny sms sentences for letters - Greatest sms words about laughing for messages read by you, may cause absolutely other emotions in a person whom you will send it. So think carefully before you send some funny sms ideas for status, because each person differently understand your sms.


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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 26 February 2017
Jewish calendar: 7 Adar Aleph 5775
Islamic calendar: 7 Jumada al-Ula 1436
Chinese calendar: 8 day 1 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Khojali Genocide Remembrance Day (Azerbaijan)
• Liberation Day (Kuwait)
• National Chili Day (USA)
• National Wear Red Day (United Kingdom)
• Ayyam-i-Ha (Bahai Faith)
• National Pistachio Day (USA)
• For Pete's Sake Day (USA)
• Tell a Fairy Tale Day (USA)
• Levi Strauss Birthday (USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Before now U are just ok, yesterday you were better, today U are perfect, this is the the effect of a blissful season... Christmas. Merry it in style

Christmas greetings for sms messages

If I could rearrange the alphabet, id put U and I together

Love texts for sms messages

Aliens have contacted the earth... Just watch the news and see it... And one more thing advance mein happy april fool

April fool jokes for sms messages

Your imagination is your preview of life's coming attractions

Inspirational texts for sms messages

What is the difference between mother & wife? A - One woman brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures U continue to do so

Wife texts for sms messages

The cross was to pieces of dead wood and a helpless unresisting man was nailed to it yet it was mightier dan the world and triumphed & will

Good friday greetings for sms messages

I know I've hurt U I didn't mean 2. I am soooooooooo sorry plz 4give me

Sorry texts for sms messages

A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: 'Pint please, and one for the road'

Funny jokes for sms messages

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off

Retirement texts for sms messages

Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born

Friendship texts for sms messages