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Funny text for sms - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many cool joke sms quotes for status for every occasion. In this collection you will find well texts about laughing for sms messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Funny sms contents for messages - Sms message text №381 - Sms l e n g t h: 51 l e t.
Love me or leave me. Hey, where is everybody going?

Funny sms contents for messages - Sms message text №382 - Sms l e n g t h: 49 l e t.
Love: The most fun you can have without laughing.

Funny sms contents for messages - Sms message text №383 - Sms l e n g t h: 127 l e t.
Making some changes to my life. Please leave a message and in case I don't get back, then know that you are one of the changes.

Funny sms contents for messages - Sms message text №384 - Sms l e n g t h: 125 l e t.
Mallika went to a swimming pool in a bra & panty. Guard: Madam here 2 piece costume is not allowed! Mallika: Kaun sa utaroon?

Funny sms contents for messages - Sms message text №385 - Sms l e n g t h: 159 l e t.
Man: Among my 4 sons 3 are engineer. Friend: 4th? Man: He didn't study & became a barber. Friend: Why don't you throw him out? Man: He is the only 1 who earns.

Funny sms contents for messages - Sms message text №386 - Sms l e n g t h: 115 l e t.
Man: How old is your father? Boy: As old as me, man: How can that be? Boy: He became a father only when I was born?

Funny sms contents for messages - Sms message text №387 - Sms l e n g t h: 201 l e t.
Man1: If U have any problem at your home give a missed call to me. Women1: If I don't have balance in my mobile? Man1lease give a call from ur sister phone... (I can have both... In my (Mobile) memory.

Funny sms contents for messages - Sms message text №388 - Sms l e n g t h: 83 l e t.
Marriage is a three ring circus: An engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering.

Funny sms contents for messages - Sms message text №389 - Sms l e n g t h: 122 l e t.
Marriage is like a public toilet those waiting outside are desperate to get in and those inside are desperate to come out.

Funny sms contents for messages - Sms message text №390 - Sms l e n g t h: 87 l e t.
Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.

Funny sms contents for messages - Sms message text №391 - Sms l e n g t h: 113 l e t.
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

Funny sms contents for messages - Sms message text №392 - Sms l e n g t h: 94 l e t.
Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that god can't help but smile on it.

Funny sms contents for messages - Sms message text №393 - Sms l e n g t h: 118 l e t.
Mary had a little sheep with this sheep she went to sleep the sheep turned out to be a ram and mary had a little lamb.

Funny sms contents for messages - Sms message text №394 - Sms l e n g t h: 158 l e t.
Maths teacher asked johny 'If U have 12 chocalate and U give 5 to dona, 3 to alice and 4 to roma then wat will U get? Johny replied 'Sir! 3 new girl friends'.

Funny sms contents for messages - Sms message text №395 - Sms l e n g t h: 128 l e t.
May our friendship turn in2 silver, silver in2 gold, gold in2 dimonds... And may our dimonds b 4ever. Then we sell it ok. 50/50.

Funny sms contents for messages - Sms message text №396 - Sms l e n g t h: 134 l e t.
Mbbs final exam question: Fill in the blanks. If a lady faints, we must 1st check her pu_s_ only few intelligent students wrote pulse.

Funny sms contents for messages - Sms message text №397 - Sms l e n g t h: 34 l e t.
Me and my attitude... It's enough.

Funny sms contents for messages - Sms message text №398 - Sms l e n g t h: 77 l e t.
Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhhhh its a secret.

Funny sms contents for messages - Sms message text №399 - Sms l e n g t h: 53 l e t.
Men make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 1 March 2021
Jewish calendar: 10 Adar Aleph 5775
Islamic calendar: 10 Jumada al-Ula 1436
Chinese calendar: 11 day 1 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• World Day of Civil Defense (International)
• International Children's Day of Broadcasting (International)
• Statehood Day (Ohio, USA)
• Statehood Day (Nebraska, USA)
• Criminologist Day (Russia)
• Roman New Year (Ancient Roman)
• National Grandmother's Day (France)
• Day for Peace (Japan)
• Republic Day (Neuchatel, Switzerland)
• Baba Marta Day - Martenitsa (Bulgaria)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

So, rather than appear foolish afterward, I renounce seeming clever now

April fool jokes for sms messages

When it hurts to look back, & you're scared to look ahead, you can look beside you. & your best friend (Me) will be there

Inspirational texts for sms messages

Arguing with girls, wife or ladies is like wrestling with a pig in mud. After sometime you realise that you are getting dirty & the pig is enjoying

Wife texts for sms messages

May the glory of our savior strengthen you & may his graces shine upon you on good friday & always

Good friday greetings for sms messages

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you

Sorry texts for sms messages

Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards

Funny jokes for sms messages

Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let her sleep

Riddle, puzzle for sms messages

Friends are the bacon bits in the salad bowl of life

Friendship texts for sms messages

Within you I lose myself... Without you I find myself wanting to be lost again

Miss you texts for sms messages

What is the diff between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of U & torture is thinking of U 2 much

Cute texts for sms messages