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Funny text for sms - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many cool joke sms quotes for status for every occasion. In this collection you will find well texts about laughing for sms messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Funny sms contents for messages - Sms message text №381 - Sms l e n g t h: 51 l e t.
Love me or leave me. Hey, where is everybody going?

Funny sms contents for messages - Sms message text №382 - Sms l e n g t h: 49 l e t.
Love: The most fun you can have without laughing.

Funny sms contents for messages - Sms message text №383 - Sms l e n g t h: 127 l e t.
Making some changes to my life. Please leave a message and in case I don't get back, then know that you are one of the changes.

Funny sms contents for messages - Sms message text №384 - Sms l e n g t h: 125 l e t.
Mallika went to a swimming pool in a bra & panty. Guard: Madam here 2 piece costume is not allowed! Mallika: Kaun sa utaroon?

Funny sms contents for messages - Sms message text №385 - Sms l e n g t h: 159 l e t.
Man: Among my 4 sons 3 are engineer. Friend: 4th? Man: He didn't study & became a barber. Friend: Why don't you throw him out? Man: He is the only 1 who earns.

Funny sms contents for messages - Sms message text №386 - Sms l e n g t h: 115 l e t.
Man: How old is your father? Boy: As old as me, man: How can that be? Boy: He became a father only when I was born?

Funny sms contents for messages - Sms message text №387 - Sms l e n g t h: 201 l e t.
Man1: If U have any problem at your home give a missed call to me. Women1: If I don't have balance in my mobile? Man1lease give a call from ur sister phone... (I can have both... In my (Mobile) memory.

Funny sms contents for messages - Sms message text №388 - Sms l e n g t h: 83 l e t.
Marriage is a three ring circus: An engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering.

Funny sms contents for messages - Sms message text №389 - Sms l e n g t h: 122 l e t.
Marriage is like a public toilet those waiting outside are desperate to get in and those inside are desperate to come out.

Funny sms contents for messages - Sms message text №390 - Sms l e n g t h: 87 l e t.
Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.

Funny sms contents for messages - Sms message text №391 - Sms l e n g t h: 113 l e t.
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

Funny sms contents for messages - Sms message text №392 - Sms l e n g t h: 94 l e t.
Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that god can't help but smile on it.

Funny sms contents for messages - Sms message text №393 - Sms l e n g t h: 118 l e t.
Mary had a little sheep with this sheep she went to sleep the sheep turned out to be a ram and mary had a little lamb.

Funny sms contents for messages - Sms message text №394 - Sms l e n g t h: 158 l e t.
Maths teacher asked johny 'If U have 12 chocalate and U give 5 to dona, 3 to alice and 4 to roma then wat will U get? Johny replied 'Sir! 3 new girl friends'.

Funny sms contents for messages - Sms message text №395 - Sms l e n g t h: 128 l e t.
May our friendship turn in2 silver, silver in2 gold, gold in2 dimonds... And may our dimonds b 4ever. Then we sell it ok. 50/50.

Funny sms contents for messages - Sms message text №396 - Sms l e n g t h: 134 l e t.
Mbbs final exam question: Fill in the blanks. If a lady faints, we must 1st check her pu_s_ only few intelligent students wrote pulse.

Funny sms contents for messages - Sms message text №397 - Sms l e n g t h: 34 l e t.
Me and my attitude... It's enough.

Funny sms contents for messages - Sms message text №398 - Sms l e n g t h: 77 l e t.
Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhhhh its a secret.

Funny sms contents for messages - Sms message text №399 - Sms l e n g t h: 53 l e t.
Men make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.

I would like to warn you against sanding some of this funny sms sentences for letters - Greatest sms words about laughing for messages read by you, may cause absolutely other emotions in a person whom you will send it. So think carefully before you send some funny sms ideas for status, because each person differently understand your sms.


РУССКАЯ ВЕРСИЯ
Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 25 November 2020
Jewish calendar: 13 Kislev 5776
Islamic calendar: 12 Safar 1437
Chinese calendar: 14 day 10 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• International Day for the Elimination of Violence against Women (United Nations)
• White Ribbon Day (New Zealand)
• Evacuation Day (New York, USA)
• Teachers Day (Indonesia)
• Railwayman Day (Poland)
• King Vajiravudh Day (Thailand)
• National Statehood Day (Bosnia and Herzegovina)
• Independence Day (Suriname)
• Day of the Accounting Act (Russia)
• Navy Captain Day (Russia)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Sincere apology: If U dont like any of my sms & don t like 2 read, or if my msgs disturb U then plz don t hesitate, feel free to throw ur mobile out

Funny jokes for sms messages

Holding back the tears of sorrow caressing my withered soul cracked lonely lips bleed voices whisper 'Hold on'

Sad texts for sms messages

The friend who holds your hand and says the wrong thing is made of dearer stuff than the one who stays away. - Barbara kingsolver

Friendship texts for sms messages

Each age has deemed the new-born year the fittest time for festal cheer

New year greetings for sms messages

The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on U

Flirt texts for sms messages

The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him - Oscar wilde

Marriage greetings for sms messages

What do U give a train driver 4 christmas? Platform shoes

Christmas greetings for sms messages

Love... I want to hold you close to me and feel our hearts beat as one... Forever

Love texts for sms messages

You're not forty - You're eighteen with twenty two years of experience

Birthday greetings for sms messages

An angel in disguise she was, but somehow you fell for her. Until she broke your heart that day, and left you in the rain, but still I love you'

Love texts for sms messages