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Funny text for sms - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many cool joke sms quotes for status for every occasion. In this collection you will find well texts about laughing for sms messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Funny sms contents for messages - Sms message text №381 - Sms l e n g t h: 51 l e t.
Love me or leave me. Hey, where is everybody going?

Funny sms contents for messages - Sms message text №382 - Sms l e n g t h: 49 l e t.
Love: The most fun you can have without laughing.

Funny sms contents for messages - Sms message text №383 - Sms l e n g t h: 127 l e t.
Making some changes to my life. Please leave a message and in case I don't get back, then know that you are one of the changes.

Funny sms contents for messages - Sms message text №384 - Sms l e n g t h: 125 l e t.
Mallika went to a swimming pool in a bra & panty. Guard: Madam here 2 piece costume is not allowed! Mallika: Kaun sa utaroon?

Funny sms contents for messages - Sms message text №385 - Sms l e n g t h: 159 l e t.
Man: Among my 4 sons 3 are engineer. Friend: 4th? Man: He didn't study & became a barber. Friend: Why don't you throw him out? Man: He is the only 1 who earns.

Funny sms contents for messages - Sms message text №386 - Sms l e n g t h: 115 l e t.
Man: How old is your father? Boy: As old as me, man: How can that be? Boy: He became a father only when I was born?

Funny sms contents for messages - Sms message text №387 - Sms l e n g t h: 201 l e t.
Man1: If U have any problem at your home give a missed call to me. Women1: If I don't have balance in my mobile? Man1lease give a call from ur sister phone... (I can have both... In my (Mobile) memory.

Funny sms contents for messages - Sms message text №388 - Sms l e n g t h: 83 l e t.
Marriage is a three ring circus: An engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering.

Funny sms contents for messages - Sms message text №389 - Sms l e n g t h: 122 l e t.
Marriage is like a public toilet those waiting outside are desperate to get in and those inside are desperate to come out.

Funny sms contents for messages - Sms message text №390 - Sms l e n g t h: 87 l e t.
Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.

Funny sms contents for messages - Sms message text №391 - Sms l e n g t h: 113 l e t.
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

Funny sms contents for messages - Sms message text №392 - Sms l e n g t h: 94 l e t.
Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that god can't help but smile on it.

Funny sms contents for messages - Sms message text №393 - Sms l e n g t h: 118 l e t.
Mary had a little sheep with this sheep she went to sleep the sheep turned out to be a ram and mary had a little lamb.

Funny sms contents for messages - Sms message text №394 - Sms l e n g t h: 158 l e t.
Maths teacher asked johny 'If U have 12 chocalate and U give 5 to dona, 3 to alice and 4 to roma then wat will U get? Johny replied 'Sir! 3 new girl friends'.

Funny sms contents for messages - Sms message text №395 - Sms l e n g t h: 128 l e t.
May our friendship turn in2 silver, silver in2 gold, gold in2 dimonds... And may our dimonds b 4ever. Then we sell it ok. 50/50.

Funny sms contents for messages - Sms message text №396 - Sms l e n g t h: 134 l e t.
Mbbs final exam question: Fill in the blanks. If a lady faints, we must 1st check her pu_s_ only few intelligent students wrote pulse.

Funny sms contents for messages - Sms message text №397 - Sms l e n g t h: 34 l e t.
Me and my attitude... It's enough.

Funny sms contents for messages - Sms message text №398 - Sms l e n g t h: 77 l e t.
Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhhhh its a secret.

Funny sms contents for messages - Sms message text №399 - Sms l e n g t h: 53 l e t.
Men make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 14 July 2024
Jewish calendar: 27 Tammuz 5775
Islamic calendar: 27 Ramadan 1436
Chinese calendar: 29 day 5 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Bastille Day (France)
• Republic Day (Iraq)
• Peacekeepers Day (South Ossetia)
• Emmeline Pankhurst Day (United Kingdom)
• Pick Blueberries Day (USA)
• Pandemonium Day (USA)
• National Grand Marnier Day (USA)
• National Nude Day (USA)
• National Nude Day (New Zealand)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Constant kindness can accomplish much as the sun makes ice melt kindness causes misunderstanding, mistrust and hostility to evaporate

Motivational texts for sms messages

We have the greatest pre-nuptial agreement in the world. It's called love

Engagement texts for sms messages

What is love? L for land of sorrow. O for ocean of tears. V for velley of death. E for end of life

Love texts for sms messages

Da sounds of christmas, fill da air as we celebrate his birth wishing joy, 2 all mankind & peace 2 all on earth. (Merry christmas)

Christmas greetings for sms messages

If U open my heart, guess what you are gonna see? It's you. True friends are hard to find so I kept you

Love texts for sms messages

You are one of the most cute persons in the world! Just a second, don't misunderstand. Cute means: Creating useless troubles everywhere. April fool

April fool jokes for sms messages

He dips sparrows in peroxide and sells them as canaries

Insult texts for sms messages

When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her

Wife texts for sms messages

Growing seed makes no sound. But falling tree makes huge noise. Destruction has noise, creation is always quiet. This is the power fo silence

Good luck texts for sms messages

Sorry is not just a word to say... Its a expression to express for a unfortunate event that experienced

Sorry texts for sms messages