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Funny text for sms - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many cool joke sms quotes for status for every occasion. In this collection you will find well texts about laughing for sms messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Funny sms contents for messages - Sms message text №381 - Sms l e n g t h: 51 l e t.
Love me or leave me. Hey, where is everybody going?

Funny sms contents for messages - Sms message text №382 - Sms l e n g t h: 49 l e t.
Love: The most fun you can have without laughing.

Funny sms contents for messages - Sms message text №383 - Sms l e n g t h: 127 l e t.
Making some changes to my life. Please leave a message and in case I don't get back, then know that you are one of the changes.

Funny sms contents for messages - Sms message text №384 - Sms l e n g t h: 125 l e t.
Mallika went to a swimming pool in a bra & panty. Guard: Madam here 2 piece costume is not allowed! Mallika: Kaun sa utaroon?

Funny sms contents for messages - Sms message text №385 - Sms l e n g t h: 159 l e t.
Man: Among my 4 sons 3 are engineer. Friend: 4th? Man: He didn't study & became a barber. Friend: Why don't you throw him out? Man: He is the only 1 who earns.

Funny sms contents for messages - Sms message text №386 - Sms l e n g t h: 115 l e t.
Man: How old is your father? Boy: As old as me, man: How can that be? Boy: He became a father only when I was born?

Funny sms contents for messages - Sms message text №387 - Sms l e n g t h: 201 l e t.
Man1: If U have any problem at your home give a missed call to me. Women1: If I don't have balance in my mobile? Man1lease give a call from ur sister phone... (I can have both... In my (Mobile) memory.

Funny sms contents for messages - Sms message text №388 - Sms l e n g t h: 83 l e t.
Marriage is a three ring circus: An engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering.

Funny sms contents for messages - Sms message text №389 - Sms l e n g t h: 122 l e t.
Marriage is like a public toilet those waiting outside are desperate to get in and those inside are desperate to come out.

Funny sms contents for messages - Sms message text №390 - Sms l e n g t h: 87 l e t.
Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.

Funny sms contents for messages - Sms message text №391 - Sms l e n g t h: 113 l e t.
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

Funny sms contents for messages - Sms message text №392 - Sms l e n g t h: 94 l e t.
Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that god can't help but smile on it.

Funny sms contents for messages - Sms message text №393 - Sms l e n g t h: 118 l e t.
Mary had a little sheep with this sheep she went to sleep the sheep turned out to be a ram and mary had a little lamb.

Funny sms contents for messages - Sms message text №394 - Sms l e n g t h: 158 l e t.
Maths teacher asked johny 'If U have 12 chocalate and U give 5 to dona, 3 to alice and 4 to roma then wat will U get? Johny replied 'Sir! 3 new girl friends'.

Funny sms contents for messages - Sms message text №395 - Sms l e n g t h: 128 l e t.
May our friendship turn in2 silver, silver in2 gold, gold in2 dimonds... And may our dimonds b 4ever. Then we sell it ok. 50/50.

Funny sms contents for messages - Sms message text №396 - Sms l e n g t h: 134 l e t.
Mbbs final exam question: Fill in the blanks. If a lady faints, we must 1st check her pu_s_ only few intelligent students wrote pulse.

Funny sms contents for messages - Sms message text №397 - Sms l e n g t h: 34 l e t.
Me and my attitude... It's enough.

Funny sms contents for messages - Sms message text №398 - Sms l e n g t h: 77 l e t.
Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhhhh its a secret.

Funny sms contents for messages - Sms message text №399 - Sms l e n g t h: 53 l e t.
Men make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.

I would like to warn you against sanding some of this funny sms sentences for letters - Greatest sms words about laughing for messages read by you, may cause absolutely other emotions in a person whom you will send it. So think carefully before you send some funny sms ideas for status, because each person differently understand your sms.


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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 24 September 2018
Jewish calendar: 11 Tishrei 5776
Islamic calendar: 10 Dhu al-Hijja 1436
Chinese calendar: 12 day 8 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Eid al-Adha - Feast of the Sacrifice (Islam)
• World Maritime Day (United Nations)
• Constitution Day (Cambodia)
• Heritage Day (South Africa)
• Armed Forces Day (Peru)
• Family Day (Kyrgyzstan)
• Independence Day (Guinea-Bissau)
• Republic Day (Trinidad and Tobago)
• New Caledonia Day (New Caledonia, France)
• Our Lady of Mercy Day (Spain)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

A lost thing could I never find, nor a broken thing mend and I fear I shall be all alone when I get towards the end

Break up texts for sms messages

Don't forget to love yourself

Love texts for sms messages

Do not do to others that which would anger you if others did it to you

Advice texts for sms messages

Sending you a jumbo-sized congratulations! You did it

Greetings texts for sms messages

Time and distance can keep us apart, but we are always heart to heart, no matter its night or day, you are just a thought away

Thank texts for sms messages

Q: What is the difference between secretary and private secretary? Ans: Secretary says good morning sir and private secretary says its morning sir

Funny jokes for sms messages

When I was young I begged god for a bike, but god does not work that way... So I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness

Rude texts for sms messages

Roses are red... Violets are blue... But a face like yours belongs in the zoo

Friendship texts for sms messages

A new year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other

New year greetings for sms messages

Long ago, men who sacrificed their love, youth, parents, identity, laughter and their happines were called saints! Now they are called husbands

Flirt texts for sms messages