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Funny sms texts for status - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many good funny texts for sms for every occasion. In this collection you will find super sms contents about joke for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Perfect text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №221 - Sms l e n g t h: 179 l e t.
Husband: My darling! Please get married with sonu ji behind my bereavement. Wife: Why? Husband: For the reason that we battle every other last weedy. I feel like to castigate him.

Perfect text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №222 - Sms l e n g t h: 53 l e t.
I almost exclusively update my twitter while pooping.

Perfect text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №223 - Sms l e n g t h: 99 l e t.
I am a killer, I kill people for money... But because you are my friend, I'll kill you for nothing!

Perfect text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №224 - Sms l e n g t h: 47 l e t.
I am not stupid, I am blond! B - L - O - N - T.

Perfect text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №225 - Sms l e n g t h: 42 l e t.
I am not your type... I am not inflatable.

Perfect text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №226 - Sms l e n g t h: 83 l e t.
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

Perfect text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №227 - Sms l e n g t h: 96 l e t.
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

Perfect text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №228 - Sms l e n g t h: 72 l e t.
I don't want a fairy tale ending... I want a fairy tale what never ends.

Perfect text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №229 - Sms l e n g t h: 43 l e t.
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!

Perfect text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №230 - Sms l e n g t h: 195 l e t.
I hate blackout. Never mind the arson, never mind TV and stereo, never mind the internet. But if I could not recharge my cell phone so I could keep texting, that's another point. I hate blackout.

Perfect text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №231 - Sms l e n g t h: 93 l e t.
I have a mind like a steel trap. Stuff gets in there and whams! It never gets back out again.

Perfect text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №232 - Sms l e n g t h: 74 l e t.
I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.

Perfect text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №233 - Sms l e n g t h: 145 l e t.
I have started luving 'U'... I know it sounds rediculous but I can't control my feelings 4 'U'. Some time later I'll start luving more alphabets!

Perfect text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №234 - Sms l e n g t h: 131 l e t.
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

Perfect text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №235 - Sms l e n g t h: 69 l e t.
I know why I am single, my parents-in-law were not able to have kids.

Perfect text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №236 - Sms l e n g t h: 55 l e t.
I like kids. But I don't think I could eat a whole one.

Perfect text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №237 - Sms l e n g t h: 155 l e t.
I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful colour, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty I just take the next one!

Perfect text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №238 - Sms l e n g t h: 106 l e t.
I look at the moon, the moon is beautiful... I look at you... I... I... I'd rather look at the moon again.

Perfect text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №239 - Sms l e n g t h: 58 l e t.
I love mickey mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 23 February 2017
Jewish calendar: 4 Adar Aleph 5775
Islamic calendar: 4 Jumada al-Ula 1436
Chinese calendar: 5 day 1 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Defender of the Fatherland Day (Countries of CIS)
• Memorial day (Chechnya, Russia)
• Lent (Orthodox)
• Army Day (Tajikistan)
• National Day (Brunei)
• Mashramani - Guyanese Republic Day (Guyana)
• Diesel Engine Day (Global)
• Clean Monday (Orthodox)
• Habanos Cuban Cigar Festival (Cuba)
• Play Tennis Day (USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Birthday message for a daughter no matter how many birthdays come and go, you'll always be my little girl. Happy birthday daughter

Birthday greetings for sms messages

You are my sunshine. And I miss you at night. Will you be my moon? Goodnight

Good night texts for sms messages

The world would b a lonely place without the 1 that puts smile on my face

Smile jokes for sms messages

Friendship is the golden thread that ties the heart of all the world. - John evelyn

Friendship texts for sms messages

Your soul is like the vastest sea and mine a darting fish I lose myself within your love I live within your heart

Love texts for sms messages

A lost thing could I never find, nor a broken thing mend and I fear I shall be all alone when I get towards the end

Break up texts for sms messages

We should take the pledge that till our last breath we will fight terrorism, we will protect our country with all we have happy independence day

Independence day greetings for sms messages

Love is possible after friendship but friendship is not possible after love because medicines work before death later nothing can be cured

Sweet texts for sms messages

One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives. - Euripides

Friendship texts for sms messages

If you think missing me is hard, then you should try missing you

Miss you texts for sms messages