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Funny sms texts for status - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many good funny texts for sms for every occasion. In this collection you will find super sms contents about joke for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Perfect text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №221 - Sms l e n g t h: 179 l e t.
Husband: My darling! Please get married with sonu ji behind my bereavement. Wife: Why? Husband: For the reason that we battle every other last weedy. I feel like to castigate him.

Perfect text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №222 - Sms l e n g t h: 53 l e t.
I almost exclusively update my twitter while pooping.

Perfect text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №223 - Sms l e n g t h: 99 l e t.
I am a killer, I kill people for money... But because you are my friend, I'll kill you for nothing!

Perfect text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №224 - Sms l e n g t h: 47 l e t.
I am not stupid, I am blond! B - L - O - N - T.

Perfect text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №225 - Sms l e n g t h: 42 l e t.
I am not your type... I am not inflatable.

Perfect text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №226 - Sms l e n g t h: 83 l e t.
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

Perfect text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №227 - Sms l e n g t h: 96 l e t.
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

Perfect text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №228 - Sms l e n g t h: 72 l e t.
I don't want a fairy tale ending... I want a fairy tale what never ends.

Perfect text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №229 - Sms l e n g t h: 43 l e t.
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!

Perfect text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №230 - Sms l e n g t h: 195 l e t.
I hate blackout. Never mind the arson, never mind TV and stereo, never mind the internet. But if I could not recharge my cell phone so I could keep texting, that's another point. I hate blackout.

Perfect text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №231 - Sms l e n g t h: 93 l e t.
I have a mind like a steel trap. Stuff gets in there and whams! It never gets back out again.

Perfect text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №232 - Sms l e n g t h: 74 l e t.
I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.

Perfect text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №233 - Sms l e n g t h: 145 l e t.
I have started luving 'U'... I know it sounds rediculous but I can't control my feelings 4 'U'. Some time later I'll start luving more alphabets!

Perfect text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №234 - Sms l e n g t h: 131 l e t.
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

Perfect text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №235 - Sms l e n g t h: 69 l e t.
I know why I am single, my parents-in-law were not able to have kids.

Perfect text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №236 - Sms l e n g t h: 55 l e t.
I like kids. But I don't think I could eat a whole one.

Perfect text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №237 - Sms l e n g t h: 155 l e t.
I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful colour, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty I just take the next one!

Perfect text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №238 - Sms l e n g t h: 106 l e t.
I look at the moon, the moon is beautiful... I look at you... I... I... I'd rather look at the moon again.

Perfect text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №239 - Sms l e n g t h: 58 l e t.
I love mickey mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 6 June 2025
Jewish calendar: 19 Sivan 5775
Islamic calendar: 18 Sha'ban 1436
Chinese calendar: 20 day 4 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Confederate Memorial Day (Virginia, USA)
• Journalist Day (Ukraine)
• Pushkin's Birthday (Russia)
• Russian Language Day (Russia)
• Flag Day (Sweden)
• National Day - End of the Kalmar Union (Sweden)
• Teachers Day (Bolivia)
• Financial Police Day (Kazakhstan)
• King's Birthday (Malaysia)
• Memorial Day (South Korea)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Without freedom, no one really has a name. One nation, one vision, one identity

Independence day greetings for sms messages

Love is possible after friendship but friendship is not possible after love because medicines work before death later nothing can be cured

Sweet texts for sms messages

One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives. - Euripides

Friendship texts for sms messages

If you think missing me is hard, then you should try missing you

Miss you texts for sms messages

Christmas is not an eternal event at all, but a piece of one's home that one carries in one's heart

Christmas greetings for sms messages

There are tulips in my garden. There are tulips in the park. But nothing is more be beautiful. Than our two lips meeting in the dark

Kiss texts for sms messages

Thanks to thanksgiving day for giving us an opportunity to thank those who really mean something to us

Thanksgiving day greetings for sms messages

A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: 'Pint please, and one for the road'

Funny jokes for sms messages

Laughing is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one spot

Motivational texts for sms messages

The dancing waves the noisy crowd the grazing breeze have no meaning when U are not wid me

Christmas greetings for sms messages