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Funny sms texts for status - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many good funny texts for sms for every occasion. In this collection you will find super sms contents about joke for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Perfect text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №221 - Sms l e n g t h: 179 l e t.
Husband: My darling! Please get married with sonu ji behind my bereavement. Wife: Why? Husband: For the reason that we battle every other last weedy. I feel like to castigate him.

Perfect text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №222 - Sms l e n g t h: 53 l e t.
I almost exclusively update my twitter while pooping.

Perfect text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №223 - Sms l e n g t h: 99 l e t.
I am a killer, I kill people for money... But because you are my friend, I'll kill you for nothing!

Perfect text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №224 - Sms l e n g t h: 47 l e t.
I am not stupid, I am blond! B - L - O - N - T.

Perfect text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №225 - Sms l e n g t h: 42 l e t.
I am not your type... I am not inflatable.

Perfect text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №226 - Sms l e n g t h: 83 l e t.
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

Perfect text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №227 - Sms l e n g t h: 96 l e t.
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

Perfect text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №228 - Sms l e n g t h: 72 l e t.
I don't want a fairy tale ending... I want a fairy tale what never ends.

Perfect text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №229 - Sms l e n g t h: 43 l e t.
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!

Perfect text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №230 - Sms l e n g t h: 195 l e t.
I hate blackout. Never mind the arson, never mind TV and stereo, never mind the internet. But if I could not recharge my cell phone so I could keep texting, that's another point. I hate blackout.

Perfect text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №231 - Sms l e n g t h: 93 l e t.
I have a mind like a steel trap. Stuff gets in there and whams! It never gets back out again.

Perfect text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №232 - Sms l e n g t h: 74 l e t.
I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.

Perfect text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №233 - Sms l e n g t h: 145 l e t.
I have started luving 'U'... I know it sounds rediculous but I can't control my feelings 4 'U'. Some time later I'll start luving more alphabets!

Perfect text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №234 - Sms l e n g t h: 131 l e t.
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

Perfect text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №235 - Sms l e n g t h: 69 l e t.
I know why I am single, my parents-in-law were not able to have kids.

Perfect text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №236 - Sms l e n g t h: 55 l e t.
I like kids. But I don't think I could eat a whole one.

Perfect text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №237 - Sms l e n g t h: 155 l e t.
I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful colour, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty I just take the next one!

Perfect text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №238 - Sms l e n g t h: 106 l e t.
I look at the moon, the moon is beautiful... I look at you... I... I... I'd rather look at the moon again.

Perfect text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №239 - Sms l e n g t h: 58 l e t.
I love mickey mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 20 February 2018
Jewish calendar: 1 Adar Aleph 5775
Islamic calendar: 1 Jumada al-Ula 1436
Chinese calendar: 2 day 1 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• World Day of Social Justice (United Nations)
• Rio Carnival - Brazilian Carnival (Brazil)
• Federation Day (Venezuela)
• Artsakh Revival Day (Nagorno-Karabakh Republic)
• Arbor Day (Georgia, USA)
• Death of Harun Rashid (Shia Islam)
• Chin National Day (Chin, Myanmar)
• International Day of Pipe Smokers (Global)
• Love Your Pet Day (USA)
• National Cherry Pie Day (USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that

Anniversary greetings for sms messages

Leave something for someone but never leave someone for something becuz... In life something will leave you but someone will always be with you

Good morning texts for sms messages

At this moment 5 million are having sex 2 million are in gun fights 91milliom at a party and one sad fucker is reading this sms

Rude texts for sms messages

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. Friendship is one mind in two bodies

Friendship texts for sms messages

Uv been called b4 cupids court 4 stealin my heart. Trespassin in my dreams & robin me of my senses. Uv been sentened 2 a lifetime wiv me

Love texts for sms messages

My birthday wish for you today. Is for all good things to come your way. Laughter and love, health and peace, beauty and joy that never cease

Birthday greetings for sms messages

Love is a post card life is a visiting card wife is a memmery card but friendship is a reshon cadr becouse keep it safe

Greetings texts for sms messages

I don't know quite hw 2 make things better btwen us I can start by saying I'm sorry I really am

Sorry texts for sms messages

I was a beautiful baby. But they switched my in the hospital

Friendship texts for sms messages

Marriage advice whenever you are wrong admit it whenever you are right shut up

Marriage greetings for sms messages