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Funny sms texts for status - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many good funny texts for sms for every occasion. In this collection you will find super sms contents about joke for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Perfect text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №221 - Sms l e n g t h: 179 l e t.
Husband: My darling! Please get married with sonu ji behind my bereavement. Wife: Why? Husband: For the reason that we battle every other last weedy. I feel like to castigate him.

Perfect text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №222 - Sms l e n g t h: 53 l e t.
I almost exclusively update my twitter while pooping.

Perfect text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №223 - Sms l e n g t h: 99 l e t.
I am a killer, I kill people for money... But because you are my friend, I'll kill you for nothing!

Perfect text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №224 - Sms l e n g t h: 47 l e t.
I am not stupid, I am blond! B - L - O - N - T.

Perfect text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №225 - Sms l e n g t h: 42 l e t.
I am not your type... I am not inflatable.

Perfect text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №226 - Sms l e n g t h: 83 l e t.
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

Perfect text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №227 - Sms l e n g t h: 96 l e t.
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

Perfect text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №228 - Sms l e n g t h: 72 l e t.
I don't want a fairy tale ending... I want a fairy tale what never ends.

Perfect text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №229 - Sms l e n g t h: 43 l e t.
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!

Perfect text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №230 - Sms l e n g t h: 195 l e t.
I hate blackout. Never mind the arson, never mind TV and stereo, never mind the internet. But if I could not recharge my cell phone so I could keep texting, that's another point. I hate blackout.

Perfect text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №231 - Sms l e n g t h: 93 l e t.
I have a mind like a steel trap. Stuff gets in there and whams! It never gets back out again.

Perfect text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №232 - Sms l e n g t h: 74 l e t.
I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.

Perfect text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №233 - Sms l e n g t h: 145 l e t.
I have started luving 'U'... I know it sounds rediculous but I can't control my feelings 4 'U'. Some time later I'll start luving more alphabets!

Perfect text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №234 - Sms l e n g t h: 131 l e t.
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

Perfect text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №235 - Sms l e n g t h: 69 l e t.
I know why I am single, my parents-in-law were not able to have kids.

Perfect text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №236 - Sms l e n g t h: 55 l e t.
I like kids. But I don't think I could eat a whole one.

Perfect text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №237 - Sms l e n g t h: 155 l e t.
I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful colour, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty I just take the next one!

Perfect text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №238 - Sms l e n g t h: 106 l e t.
I look at the moon, the moon is beautiful... I look at you... I... I... I'd rather look at the moon again.

Perfect text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №239 - Sms l e n g t h: 58 l e t.
I love mickey mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 4 February 2023
Jewish calendar: 15 Shvat 5775
Islamic calendar: 14 Rabi ath-Thani 1436
Chinese calendar: 16 day 12 month 4411 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• World Cancer Day (International)
• New Year for Trees - Tu Bishvat (Jewish)
• Independence Day - National Day (Sri Lanka)
• Day of the Armed Struggle (Angola)
• National Girls and Women in Sports Day (USA)
• Liberace Day (USA)
• Rosa Parks Day (California, USA)
• Thank a Mailman Day (USA)
• United Service Organizations Foundation Day (USA)
• National Create a Vacuum Day (USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

You're the one I want, the one I need, but bad mistakes I've done indeed. In search for forgiveness and happiness too, I want to say that I love U

Sweet texts for sms messages

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship

Friendship texts for sms messages

Whenever we're not toghether, my life is life a broken pencil... It has no point... I miss U so much

Miss you texts for sms messages

How to cats greet each other at christmas? 'A furry merry christmas & happy new year'

Christmas greetings for sms messages

A simple whisper from your voice, and I fade away - All american rejects

Love texts for sms messages

My eyes are blind without your eyes to see, like a rose without color. Always be there in my life sweetheart. Happy valentine's day

Valentines day greetings for sms messages

Don`t drink water, because fish fuck in it

Funny jokes for sms messages

What ever a mind of a man can conceive and believe is achievable

Motivational texts for sms messages

You are special, U are unique - May your christmas be also as special & unique as U are! Merry christmas

Christmas greetings for sms messages

I love two things, a rose and you. A rose for a short while, but you for the rest of my life

Love texts for sms messages