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Terrific text about laughing for sms - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many good joke sms contents for messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find funny texts for sms letter witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Funny sms sentences for letters - Sms message text №501 - Sms l e n g t h: 45 l e t.
Smoking is allowed in this area, blowing not!

Funny sms sentences for letters - Sms message text №502 - Sms l e n g t h: 136 l e t.
Snow in the forecast! The TV weather gal said she was expecting 8 inches tonight. I thought to myself, fat chance with a face like that!

Funny sms sentences for letters - Sms message text №503 - Sms l e n g t h: 43 l e t.
So many stupid people and so few asteroids.

Funny sms sentences for letters - Sms message text №504 - Sms l e n g t h: 87 l e t.
Some people are like fast food - They never look as good in real life as they do on tv.

Funny sms sentences for letters - Sms message text №505 - Sms l e n g t h: 93 l e t.
Some times small things in life hurt U a lot... If U don't agree with me try to sit on a pin.

Funny sms sentences for letters - Sms message text №506 - Sms l e n g t h: 189 l e t.
Someday you may lose your hair. You may lose your teeth - Your money & even lose your mind. But one thing you will never loose is your good looks. Because you cant lose what you don't have!

Funny sms sentences for letters - Sms message text №507 - Sms l e n g t h: 131 l e t.
Sometimes girls pretend to not like you, when they do! But the problem is that sometimes boys pretend to like you, when they don't.

Funny sms sentences for letters - Sms message text №508 - Sms l e n g t h: 95 l e t.
Sometimes small things in life hurt a lot if you don't agree with me, then try to sit on a pin.

Funny sms sentences for letters - Sms message text №509 - Sms l e n g t h: 140 l e t.
Son asks difference between confidence & confidential dad tells, you are my son I'm confident. Your frnd is too my son, that's confidential.

Funny sms sentences for letters - Sms message text №510 - Sms l e n g t h: 141 l e t.
Son: The girl of our neighbors don't understand english. Father: How do you know? Son: I said to her 'Give me sweet kiss' and she slapped me.

Funny sms sentences for letters - Sms message text №511 - Sms l e n g t h: 39 l e t.
Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

Funny sms sentences for letters - Sms message text №512 - Sms l e n g t h: 75 l e t.
Still not asleep? I used to sleep at night, then I discovered the internet.

Funny sms sentences for letters - Sms message text №513 - Sms l e n g t h: 227 l e t.
Suppose one morning you never wake-up, do all your friends know you love them? Sometimes I love you can heal and bless, so tell your friends this 3 little words and see what it can do. So just in case I die tonight, I love you!

Funny sms sentences for letters - Sms message text №514 - Sms l e n g t h: 133 l e t.
Take a bowl fill it with grapes put your hand in it go in front of mirror you know what you will find?.. Langoor key hath mei angoor!

Funny sms sentences for letters - Sms message text №515 - Sms l e n g t h: 182 l e t.
Teacher teaching a student algebra a = B and b = C, it means a = C... Sir asked to give example for it... Stdnt said, sir I luv U and U luv ur daughter... It means I luv ur daughter.

Funny sms sentences for letters - Sms message text №516 - Sms l e n g t h: 156 l e t.
Teacher to student: Kid, your essay on 'My dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy from him? Student: No, teacher, it's about the same dog!

Funny sms sentences for letters - Sms message text №517 - Sms l e n g t h: 204 l e t.
Teacher: 'Gorge washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do U know y his father didn't punish him? 1 student: 'Because gorge still had the axe in is hand.

Funny sms sentences for letters - Sms message text №518 - Sms l e n g t h: 218 l e t.
Teacher: 'Sam, you talk allot! ' Sam: 'Its our family tradition'. Teacher: What do you mean? Sam: Teacher, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher. Teacher: 'What about ur mother? ' Sam: 'She's a woman'.

Funny sms sentences for letters - Sms message text №519 - Sms l e n g t h: 179 l e t.
Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on sun. Everyone must attend it. Raju: No! I will not be able to attend it. Teacher: Why? Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far!

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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Our doubts are traitors, and make us lose the good we oft might win, by fearing to attempt

Motivational texts for sms messages

A sympathetic friend can be quite as dear as a brother

Friendship texts for sms messages

That sorrow is heavy which bows the head, when love is alive and hope is dead

Motivational texts for sms messages

A single rose can be my garden... A single friend, my world

Friendship texts for sms messages

Things we lose in life always have its own way of coming back to us at d end... But it always happens in d most unexpected ways

Motivational texts for sms messages

A true friend reaches for your hand and touches your heart

Friendship texts for sms messages

You see things - & you say, 'Why? ' But I dream things that never were - & I say, 'Why not'

Motivational texts for sms messages

But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything. - Mohammed ali

Friendship texts for sms messages

Always start ur day with a lot of... S e x s - Smile e - Energy x - Xcitement so make s e x a the daily habit, and you'll always be sucsexful! In life

Naughty texts for sms messages

Every man passes his life in the search after friendship

Friendship texts for sms messages