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Terrific text about laughing for sms - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many good joke sms contents for messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find funny texts for sms letter witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Funny sms sentences for letters - Sms message text №501 - Sms l e n g t h: 45 l e t.
Smoking is allowed in this area, blowing not!

Funny sms sentences for letters - Sms message text №502 - Sms l e n g t h: 136 l e t.
Snow in the forecast! The TV weather gal said she was expecting 8 inches tonight. I thought to myself, fat chance with a face like that!

Funny sms sentences for letters - Sms message text №503 - Sms l e n g t h: 43 l e t.
So many stupid people and so few asteroids.

Funny sms sentences for letters - Sms message text №504 - Sms l e n g t h: 87 l e t.
Some people are like fast food - They never look as good in real life as they do on tv.

Funny sms sentences for letters - Sms message text №505 - Sms l e n g t h: 93 l e t.
Some times small things in life hurt U a lot... If U don't agree with me try to sit on a pin.

Funny sms sentences for letters - Sms message text №506 - Sms l e n g t h: 189 l e t.
Someday you may lose your hair. You may lose your teeth - Your money & even lose your mind. But one thing you will never loose is your good looks. Because you cant lose what you don't have!

Funny sms sentences for letters - Sms message text №507 - Sms l e n g t h: 131 l e t.
Sometimes girls pretend to not like you, when they do! But the problem is that sometimes boys pretend to like you, when they don't.

Funny sms sentences for letters - Sms message text №508 - Sms l e n g t h: 95 l e t.
Sometimes small things in life hurt a lot if you don't agree with me, then try to sit on a pin.

Funny sms sentences for letters - Sms message text №509 - Sms l e n g t h: 140 l e t.
Son asks difference between confidence & confidential dad tells, you are my son I'm confident. Your frnd is too my son, that's confidential.

Funny sms sentences for letters - Sms message text №510 - Sms l e n g t h: 141 l e t.
Son: The girl of our neighbors don't understand english. Father: How do you know? Son: I said to her 'Give me sweet kiss' and she slapped me.

Funny sms sentences for letters - Sms message text №511 - Sms l e n g t h: 39 l e t.
Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

Funny sms sentences for letters - Sms message text №512 - Sms l e n g t h: 75 l e t.
Still not asleep? I used to sleep at night, then I discovered the internet.

Funny sms sentences for letters - Sms message text №513 - Sms l e n g t h: 227 l e t.
Suppose one morning you never wake-up, do all your friends know you love them? Sometimes I love you can heal and bless, so tell your friends this 3 little words and see what it can do. So just in case I die tonight, I love you!

Funny sms sentences for letters - Sms message text №514 - Sms l e n g t h: 133 l e t.
Take a bowl fill it with grapes put your hand in it go in front of mirror you know what you will find?.. Langoor key hath mei angoor!

Funny sms sentences for letters - Sms message text №515 - Sms l e n g t h: 182 l e t.
Teacher teaching a student algebra a = B and b = C, it means a = C... Sir asked to give example for it... Stdnt said, sir I luv U and U luv ur daughter... It means I luv ur daughter.

Funny sms sentences for letters - Sms message text №516 - Sms l e n g t h: 156 l e t.
Teacher to student: Kid, your essay on 'My dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy from him? Student: No, teacher, it's about the same dog!

Funny sms sentences for letters - Sms message text №517 - Sms l e n g t h: 204 l e t.
Teacher: 'Gorge washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do U know y his father didn't punish him? 1 student: 'Because gorge still had the axe in is hand.

Funny sms sentences for letters - Sms message text №518 - Sms l e n g t h: 218 l e t.
Teacher: 'Sam, you talk allot! ' Sam: 'Its our family tradition'. Teacher: What do you mean? Sam: Teacher, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher. Teacher: 'What about ur mother? ' Sam: 'She's a woman'.

Funny sms sentences for letters - Sms message text №519 - Sms l e n g t h: 179 l e t.
Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on sun. Everyone must attend it. Raju: No! I will not be able to attend it. Teacher: Why? Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 25 April 2017
Jewish calendar: 6 Iyar 5775
Islamic calendar: 6 Rajab 1436
Chinese calendar: 7 day 3 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
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• World Veterinary Day (International)
• World Healing Day (International)
• Arbor Day (Germany)
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• ANZAC - Australian and New Zealand Army Corps Day (New Zealand)
• Freedom Day - Carnation Revolution (Portugal)
• Day of Liberation from Fascism (Italy)
• Sinai Liberation Day (Egypt)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.. It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins

Funny jokes for sms messages

You're the one I want, the one I need, but bad mistakes I've done indeed. In search for forgiveness and happiness too, I want to say that I love U

Sweet texts for sms messages

You have a cough? Go home 2night, eat a whole box of ex-lax, 2morrow you'll be afraid to cough

Funny jokes for sms messages

Your friendship and love, and all the wonderful things that they bring into my life are like nothing else I have ever known

Sweet texts for sms messages

You can never be a leader unless you learn to lose

Funny jokes for sms messages

We will always be thankful to you for all the hard work and efforts you have put in, for educating us. Happy teachers day

Teachers day greetings for sms messages

You'd better not be a dayfly and not having your day

Funny jokes for sms messages

When it comes to teaching no one can compete with you. Happy teachers day

Teachers day greetings for sms messages

Goodbyes are not forever. Goodbyes are not the end. They simply mean I'll miss you until we meet again

Good bye texts for sms messages

A child is the greatest gift that our lives can bestow. It brings the most exquisite joy that we will ever know

Thank texts for sms messages