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Terrific text about laughing for sms - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many good joke sms contents for messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find funny texts for sms letter witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Funny sms sentences for letters - Sms message text №501 - Sms l e n g t h: 45 l e t.
Smoking is allowed in this area, blowing not!

Funny sms sentences for letters - Sms message text №502 - Sms l e n g t h: 136 l e t.
Snow in the forecast! The TV weather gal said she was expecting 8 inches tonight. I thought to myself, fat chance with a face like that!

Funny sms sentences for letters - Sms message text №503 - Sms l e n g t h: 43 l e t.
So many stupid people and so few asteroids.

Funny sms sentences for letters - Sms message text №504 - Sms l e n g t h: 87 l e t.
Some people are like fast food - They never look as good in real life as they do on tv.

Funny sms sentences for letters - Sms message text №505 - Sms l e n g t h: 93 l e t.
Some times small things in life hurt U a lot... If U don't agree with me try to sit on a pin.

Funny sms sentences for letters - Sms message text №506 - Sms l e n g t h: 189 l e t.
Someday you may lose your hair. You may lose your teeth - Your money & even lose your mind. But one thing you will never loose is your good looks. Because you cant lose what you don't have!

Funny sms sentences for letters - Sms message text №507 - Sms l e n g t h: 131 l e t.
Sometimes girls pretend to not like you, when they do! But the problem is that sometimes boys pretend to like you, when they don't.

Funny sms sentences for letters - Sms message text №508 - Sms l e n g t h: 95 l e t.
Sometimes small things in life hurt a lot if you don't agree with me, then try to sit on a pin.

Funny sms sentences for letters - Sms message text №509 - Sms l e n g t h: 140 l e t.
Son asks difference between confidence & confidential dad tells, you are my son I'm confident. Your frnd is too my son, that's confidential.

Funny sms sentences for letters - Sms message text №510 - Sms l e n g t h: 141 l e t.
Son: The girl of our neighbors don't understand english. Father: How do you know? Son: I said to her 'Give me sweet kiss' and she slapped me.

Funny sms sentences for letters - Sms message text №511 - Sms l e n g t h: 39 l e t.
Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

Funny sms sentences for letters - Sms message text №512 - Sms l e n g t h: 75 l e t.
Still not asleep? I used to sleep at night, then I discovered the internet.

Funny sms sentences for letters - Sms message text №513 - Sms l e n g t h: 227 l e t.
Suppose one morning you never wake-up, do all your friends know you love them? Sometimes I love you can heal and bless, so tell your friends this 3 little words and see what it can do. So just in case I die tonight, I love you!

Funny sms sentences for letters - Sms message text №514 - Sms l e n g t h: 133 l e t.
Take a bowl fill it with grapes put your hand in it go in front of mirror you know what you will find?.. Langoor key hath mei angoor!

Funny sms sentences for letters - Sms message text №515 - Sms l e n g t h: 182 l e t.
Teacher teaching a student algebra a = B and b = C, it means a = C... Sir asked to give example for it... Stdnt said, sir I luv U and U luv ur daughter... It means I luv ur daughter.

Funny sms sentences for letters - Sms message text №516 - Sms l e n g t h: 156 l e t.
Teacher to student: Kid, your essay on 'My dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy from him? Student: No, teacher, it's about the same dog!

Funny sms sentences for letters - Sms message text №517 - Sms l e n g t h: 204 l e t.
Teacher: 'Gorge washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do U know y his father didn't punish him? 1 student: 'Because gorge still had the axe in is hand.

Funny sms sentences for letters - Sms message text №518 - Sms l e n g t h: 218 l e t.
Teacher: 'Sam, you talk allot! ' Sam: 'Its our family tradition'. Teacher: What do you mean? Sam: Teacher, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher. Teacher: 'What about ur mother? ' Sam: 'She's a woman'.

Funny sms sentences for letters - Sms message text №519 - Sms l e n g t h: 179 l e t.
Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on sun. Everyone must attend it. Raju: No! I will not be able to attend it. Teacher: Why? Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 23 April 2018
Jewish calendar: 4 Iyar 5775
Islamic calendar: 4 Rajab 1436
Chinese calendar: 5 day 3 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• English Language Day (United Nations)
• World Book and Copyright Day (United Nations)
• Independence Day (Conch Republic, USA)
• Psychologist Day (Ukraine)
• William Shakespeare Day (Ukraine)
• Valentines Day- The Day of the Rose - The Day of the Book (Spain)
• National Sovereignty Day (Turkey)
• Children's Day (Turkey)
• Yom Hazikaron - Fallen Soldiers Remembrance Day (Israel)
• Yom Ha'atzmaut - Israel Independence Day (Israel)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Take a bowl fill it with grapes put your hand in it go in front of mirror you know what you will find?.. Langoor key hath mei angoor

Funny jokes for sms messages

I may run out of message to text you. I may run out of jokes too. I may also run out of battery bt my heart won't run out of space for you

Sweet texts for sms messages

The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning

Funny jokes for sms messages

If you think I miss you all the time you are wrong I miss you only when I think about you but damn it I think you all the time I miss you sweetheart

Sweet texts for sms messages

There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva

Funny jokes for sms messages

Love can sometimes be magic. But magic can sometimes... Just be an illusion

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We will now upgrade your brain... Please wait... Searching... Searching... Still searching... Sorry, no brain found

Funny jokes for sms messages

Never close your lips to those whom you have opened your heart

Sweet texts for sms messages

What is a divorce? A sign that two people cannot agree what to fight about

Funny jokes for sms messages

Sweet content, where doth thine harbour hold

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