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Terrific text about laughing for sms - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many good joke sms contents for messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find funny texts for sms letter witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Funny sms sentences for letters - Sms message text №501 - Sms l e n g t h: 45 l e t.
Smoking is allowed in this area, blowing not!

Funny sms sentences for letters - Sms message text №502 - Sms l e n g t h: 136 l e t.
Snow in the forecast! The TV weather gal said she was expecting 8 inches tonight. I thought to myself, fat chance with a face like that!

Funny sms sentences for letters - Sms message text №503 - Sms l e n g t h: 43 l e t.
So many stupid people and so few asteroids.

Funny sms sentences for letters - Sms message text №504 - Sms l e n g t h: 87 l e t.
Some people are like fast food - They never look as good in real life as they do on tv.

Funny sms sentences for letters - Sms message text №505 - Sms l e n g t h: 93 l e t.
Some times small things in life hurt U a lot... If U don't agree with me try to sit on a pin.

Funny sms sentences for letters - Sms message text №506 - Sms l e n g t h: 189 l e t.
Someday you may lose your hair. You may lose your teeth - Your money & even lose your mind. But one thing you will never loose is your good looks. Because you cant lose what you don't have!

Funny sms sentences for letters - Sms message text №507 - Sms l e n g t h: 131 l e t.
Sometimes girls pretend to not like you, when they do! But the problem is that sometimes boys pretend to like you, when they don't.

Funny sms sentences for letters - Sms message text №508 - Sms l e n g t h: 95 l e t.
Sometimes small things in life hurt a lot if you don't agree with me, then try to sit on a pin.

Funny sms sentences for letters - Sms message text №509 - Sms l e n g t h: 140 l e t.
Son asks difference between confidence & confidential dad tells, you are my son I'm confident. Your frnd is too my son, that's confidential.

Funny sms sentences for letters - Sms message text №510 - Sms l e n g t h: 141 l e t.
Son: The girl of our neighbors don't understand english. Father: How do you know? Son: I said to her 'Give me sweet kiss' and she slapped me.

Funny sms sentences for letters - Sms message text №511 - Sms l e n g t h: 39 l e t.
Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

Funny sms sentences for letters - Sms message text №512 - Sms l e n g t h: 75 l e t.
Still not asleep? I used to sleep at night, then I discovered the internet.

Funny sms sentences for letters - Sms message text №513 - Sms l e n g t h: 227 l e t.
Suppose one morning you never wake-up, do all your friends know you love them? Sometimes I love you can heal and bless, so tell your friends this 3 little words and see what it can do. So just in case I die tonight, I love you!

Funny sms sentences for letters - Sms message text №514 - Sms l e n g t h: 133 l e t.
Take a bowl fill it with grapes put your hand in it go in front of mirror you know what you will find?.. Langoor key hath mei angoor!

Funny sms sentences for letters - Sms message text №515 - Sms l e n g t h: 182 l e t.
Teacher teaching a student algebra a = B and b = C, it means a = C... Sir asked to give example for it... Stdnt said, sir I luv U and U luv ur daughter... It means I luv ur daughter.

Funny sms sentences for letters - Sms message text №516 - Sms l e n g t h: 156 l e t.
Teacher to student: Kid, your essay on 'My dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy from him? Student: No, teacher, it's about the same dog!

Funny sms sentences for letters - Sms message text №517 - Sms l e n g t h: 204 l e t.
Teacher: 'Gorge washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do U know y his father didn't punish him? 1 student: 'Because gorge still had the axe in is hand.

Funny sms sentences for letters - Sms message text №518 - Sms l e n g t h: 218 l e t.
Teacher: 'Sam, you talk allot! ' Sam: 'Its our family tradition'. Teacher: What do you mean? Sam: Teacher, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher. Teacher: 'What about ur mother? ' Sam: 'She's a woman'.

Funny sms sentences for letters - Sms message text №519 - Sms l e n g t h: 179 l e t.
Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on sun. Everyone must attend it. Raju: No! I will not be able to attend it. Teacher: Why? Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far!

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Gregorian calendar: 25 June 2017
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Reasons for mms or sms greetings
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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards. - Benjamin franklin

Marriage greetings for sms messages

It's not your perfectness that I fell in love with, it was your flaws that broug

Engagement texts for sms messages

On this special day, best wishes go to you, that this wonderful luv you share, lasts ur lifetime through. Happy anniversary to you

Marriage greetings for sms messages

First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering

Engagement texts for sms messages

The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him - Oscar wilde

Marriage greetings for sms messages

Love is the immortal flow of energy that nourishes, extends and preserves. Its eternal goal is life

Engagement texts for sms messages

Why do we all marry? Because romance is not the only element of life. We should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity & tragedy of life

Marriage greetings for sms messages

On your engagement my warm wishes for a lifetime of joy and togetherness

Engagement texts for sms messages

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? - Well, it's the same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving

Marriage greetings for sms messages

It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam. Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. Say no to exams

Exam texts for sms messages