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retirement texts for sms messages

Perfect text about retirement wishes for sms - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many retirement sms texts for every occasion. In this collection you will find greatest retirement congratulations texts for sms messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Cool retirement congratulations sms quotes for status - Sms message text №1 - Sms l e n g t h: 50 l e t.
A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job.

Cool retirement congratulations sms quotes for status - Sms message text №2 - Sms l e n g t h: 42 l e t.
Age doesn't matter, unless you are cheese.

Cool retirement congratulations sms quotes for status - Sms message text №3 - Sms l e n g t h: 79 l e t.
As in all successful ventures, the foundation of a good retirement is planning.

Cool retirement congratulations sms quotes for status - Sms message text №4 - Sms l e n g t h: 89 l e t.
Don't act your age (In retirement). Act like the inner young person you have always been.

Cool retirement congratulations sms quotes for status - Sms message text №5 - Sms l e n g t h: 54 l e t.
Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.

Cool retirement congratulations sms quotes for status - Sms message text №6 - Sms l e n g t h: 65 l e t.
Don't simply retire from something - Have something to retire to.

Cool retirement congratulations sms quotes for status - Sms message text №7 - Sms l e n g t h: 28 l e t.
Gray hair is god's graffiti.

Cool retirement congratulations sms quotes for status - Sms message text №8 - Sms l e n g t h: 79 l e t.
I never stopped doing anything (When I retired), I stopped getting paid for it.

Cool retirement congratulations sms quotes for status - Sms message text №9 - Sms l e n g t h: 67 l e t.
I would have picked on someone of my age but they are all dead now.

Cool retirement congratulations sms quotes for status - Sms message text №10 - Sms l e n g t h: 43 l e t.
If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.

Cool retirement congratulations sms quotes for status - Sms message text №11 - Sms l e n g t h: 89 l e t.
Lord tyrawley and I have been dead these two years, but we don't choose to have it known.

Cool retirement congratulations sms quotes for status - Sms message text №12 - Sms l e n g t h: 83 l e t.
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five, I still had pimples.

Cool retirement congratulations sms quotes for status - Sms message text №13 - Sms l e n g t h: 71 l e t.
Retirement is when you stop living at work and begin working at living.

Cool retirement congratulations sms quotes for status - Sms message text №14 - Sms l e n g t h: 88 l e t.
Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.

Cool retirement congratulations sms quotes for status - Sms message text №15 - Sms l e n g t h: 53 l e t.
Retirement kills more people than hard work ever did.

Cool retirement congratulations sms quotes for status - Sms message text №16 - Sms l e n g t h: 84 l e t.
Retirement must be wonderful. I mean, you can suck in your stomach for only so long.

Cool retirement congratulations sms quotes for status - Sms message text №17 - Sms l e n g t h: 50 l e t.
Retirement takes all the meaning out of a weekend.

Cool retirement congratulations sms quotes for status - Sms message text №18 - Sms l e n g t h: 62 l e t.
Retirement: When you quit working just before your heart does.

Cool retirement congratulations sms quotes for status - Sms message text №19 - Sms l e n g t h: 101 l e t.
Stay busy (When you retire). If you are going to sit on the couch and watch tv, you are going to die.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 26 May 2018
Jewish calendar: 8 Sivan 5775
Islamic calendar: 7 Sha'ban 1436
Chinese calendar: 9 day 4 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Business Day (Russia)
• National Day of Healing (Australia)
• National Sorry Day (Australia)
• Independence Day (Georgia)
• Mother's Day (Poland)
• Lawyers Day (Tajikistan)
• Independence Day (Guyana)
• Birth of Qasim ibn Hasan (Shia Islam)
• Sardarapat Victory Day (Armenia)
• Grandmother Day (Udmurtia, Russia)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

If you want to read about love and marriage you've got to buy two separate books

Funny jokes for sms messages

I know you think you broke my heart but I knew your game right from the start I saw your game and played it to so look here I play the jokes on you

Break up texts for sms messages

Don't act your age (In retirement). Act like the inner young person you have always been

Retirement texts for sms messages

We have strange and wonderful relationship. You're strange and I'm wonderful

Insult texts for sms messages

If a kiss on your lips tastes as sweat as a raindrop I want it to rain for ever

Flirt texts for sms messages

My eyes are blind without your eyes to see, like a rose without color. Always be there in my life sweetheart. Happy valentine's day

Valentines day greetings for sms messages

Uv been called b4 cupids court 4 stealin my heart. Trespassin in my dreams & robin me of my senses. Uv been sentened 2 a lifetime wiv me

Love texts for sms messages

It is charming, incredibly handsome, extremely good, well shaped, horny, an animal in bed and it knows one french word... Moi

Funny jokes for sms messages

Girl: 'I'm breaking up with you. ' Boy: 'Ok, can I get a last hug? ' *girl hugs boy* girl: 'Wait, are you covered in glue? ' Boy: 'Yeah'

Break up texts for sms messages

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off

Retirement texts for sms messages