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retirement texts for sms messages

Perfect text about retirement wishes for sms - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many retirement sms texts for every occasion. In this collection you will find greatest retirement congratulations texts for sms messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Cool retirement congratulations sms quotes for status - Sms message text №1 - Sms l e n g t h: 50 l e t.
A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job.

Cool retirement congratulations sms quotes for status - Sms message text №2 - Sms l e n g t h: 42 l e t.
Age doesn't matter, unless you are cheese.

Cool retirement congratulations sms quotes for status - Sms message text №3 - Sms l e n g t h: 79 l e t.
As in all successful ventures, the foundation of a good retirement is planning.

Cool retirement congratulations sms quotes for status - Sms message text №4 - Sms l e n g t h: 89 l e t.
Don't act your age (In retirement). Act like the inner young person you have always been.

Cool retirement congratulations sms quotes for status - Sms message text №5 - Sms l e n g t h: 54 l e t.
Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.

Cool retirement congratulations sms quotes for status - Sms message text №6 - Sms l e n g t h: 65 l e t.
Don't simply retire from something - Have something to retire to.

Cool retirement congratulations sms quotes for status - Sms message text №7 - Sms l e n g t h: 28 l e t.
Gray hair is god's graffiti.

Cool retirement congratulations sms quotes for status - Sms message text №8 - Sms l e n g t h: 79 l e t.
I never stopped doing anything (When I retired), I stopped getting paid for it.

Cool retirement congratulations sms quotes for status - Sms message text №9 - Sms l e n g t h: 67 l e t.
I would have picked on someone of my age but they are all dead now.

Cool retirement congratulations sms quotes for status - Sms message text №10 - Sms l e n g t h: 43 l e t.
If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.

Cool retirement congratulations sms quotes for status - Sms message text №11 - Sms l e n g t h: 89 l e t.
Lord tyrawley and I have been dead these two years, but we don't choose to have it known.

Cool retirement congratulations sms quotes for status - Sms message text №12 - Sms l e n g t h: 83 l e t.
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five, I still had pimples.

Cool retirement congratulations sms quotes for status - Sms message text №13 - Sms l e n g t h: 71 l e t.
Retirement is when you stop living at work and begin working at living.

Cool retirement congratulations sms quotes for status - Sms message text №14 - Sms l e n g t h: 88 l e t.
Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.

Cool retirement congratulations sms quotes for status - Sms message text №15 - Sms l e n g t h: 53 l e t.
Retirement kills more people than hard work ever did.

Cool retirement congratulations sms quotes for status - Sms message text №16 - Sms l e n g t h: 84 l e t.
Retirement must be wonderful. I mean, you can suck in your stomach for only so long.

Cool retirement congratulations sms quotes for status - Sms message text №17 - Sms l e n g t h: 50 l e t.
Retirement takes all the meaning out of a weekend.

Cool retirement congratulations sms quotes for status - Sms message text №18 - Sms l e n g t h: 62 l e t.
Retirement: When you quit working just before your heart does.

Cool retirement congratulations sms quotes for status - Sms message text №19 - Sms l e n g t h: 101 l e t.
Stay busy (When you retire). If you are going to sit on the couch and watch tv, you are going to die.

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Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 9 July 2020
Jewish calendar: 22 Tammuz 5775
Islamic calendar: 22 Ramadan 1436
Chinese calendar: 24 day 5 month 4412 year


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Reasons for mms or sms greetings
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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

You are proof that god has a sense of humor

Insult texts for sms messages

I think you are very careless! You come & leave things behind! See now what U have left? You just came in my mind and left a smile on my face

Flirt texts for sms messages

I thought you loved me undesirably. Didn't you know you were my everything

Valentines day greetings for sms messages

U muz be tired coz U haf been running thru my mind, U gotta be a thief coz U haf stolen my heart n I muz haf been a bad shooter coz I keep missing U

Love texts for sms messages

In a party a handsome guy asked a girl 'Are you going to dance? ' She felt so happy & said-'yes' & the guy said-'that's good, so can I have your chair

Funny jokes for sms messages

A lost thing could I never find, nor a broken thing mend and I fear I shall be all alone when I get towards the end

Break up texts for sms messages

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income

Retirement texts for sms messages

You're red shirt goes well with your eyes

Insult texts for sms messages

Let us live! Let us love! Let us share the deepest secrets of our souls! You first

Flirt texts for sms messages

Lets these words not only touch your eyes, let them rest in your heart as you rest in mine. Be my valentine

Valentines day greetings for sms messages