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Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty. Cool retirement congratulations sms quotes for status - Sms message text №6 - Sms l e n g t h: 65 l e t.
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Gray hair is god's graffiti. Cool retirement congratulations sms quotes for status - Sms message text №8 - Sms l e n g t h: 79 l e t.
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Stay busy (When you retire). If you are going to sit on the couch and watch tv, you are going to die. 