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Best laughing sms messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many premium comic sms ideas for status for every occasion. In this collection you will find funny sms texts for status witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Well comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №181 - Sms l e n g t h: 133 l e t.
Good news! A new way to send romantic kiss to your girlfriend. Just call me and order your kiss. I will personally go and deliver it.

Well comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №182 - Sms l e n g t h: 145 l e t.
Gud morning... Kindly observe silence for two minutes in the memory of those poor mosquitoes who died last night aftrer sucking ur blood. Thanks.

Well comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №183 - Sms l e n g t h: 271 l e t.
Guide: I welcome you all to niagara falls. These are the world's largest waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20 supersonic planes passing by can't be heard. Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that we can hear the niagara falls?

Well comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №184 - Sms l e n g t h: 125 l e t.
Hallo, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!

Well comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №185 - Sms l e n g t h: 53 l e t.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now!

Well comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №186 - Sms l e n g t h: 149 l e t.
Have lots of jokes in my inbox, but I can't send you all of them, it will take a lot of time, so I'm sending you just 1 joke... You are so beautiful.

Well comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №187 - Sms l e n g t h: 154 l e t.
He came to me last night explored my whole body licked it sucked it swallowed it when satisfied he left... I was hurt... Its mosquitooooo. You dirty mind.

Well comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №188 - Sms l e n g t h: 45 l e t.
He couldnae engineer his way outta paper bag!

Well comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №189 - Sms l e n g t h: 158 l e t.
He met a lady while browsing. She unzipped his dotcom when downloading. Since he was virus free he slotted his floppydisk into her hotmail she screamed yahoo!

Well comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №190 - Sms l e n g t h: 102 l e t.
Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now... Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.

Well comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №191 - Sms l e n g t h: 55 l e t.
Hello, this is death! Please answer when you are ready.

Well comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №192 - Sms l e n g t h: 134 l e t.
Hello, this is god. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realised. My apologies on behalf of the whole world.

Well comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №193 - Sms l e n g t h: 31 l e t.
He's an expert on padded cells.

Well comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №194 - Sms l e n g t h: 39 l e t.
He's as baffled as adam on mothers day.

Well comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №195 - Sms l e n g t h: 32 l e t.
He's as bent as a butchers hook.

Well comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №196 - Sms l e n g t h: 31 l e t.
He's as camp as a row of tents.

Well comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №197 - Sms l e n g t h: 27 l e t.
He's as happy as a pig in .

Well comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №198 - Sms l e n g t h: 60 l e t.
He's as red as an overdrawn account at the local blood bank.

Well comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №199 - Sms l e n g t h: 54 l e t.
He's got a face as long as an undertakers tapemeasure.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 11 December 2017
Jewish calendar: 29 Kislev 5776
Islamic calendar: 28 Safar 1437
Chinese calendar: 1 day 11 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• International Mountain Day (United Nations)
• Statehood Day (Indiana, USA)
• Wafat of Muhammad (Shia Islam)
• Statute of Westminster Day (South Africa)
• International Day of Tango - National Tango Day (Buenos Aires, Argentina)
• State Ruler's Birthday (Selangor, Malaysia)
• Proclamation of the Republic Day (Burkina Faso)
• Human Rights and Peace Day (Kiribati)
• Martyrdom of Imam Hasan (Shia Islam)
• Pampanga Day (Pampanga Province, Philippines)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards

Funny jokes for sms messages

You've seen me laugh you've seen me cry and always you were there with me I may not have always said it but thanks and I love you happy mother's day

Mothers day greetings for sms messages

I hope this christmas enriches your life may each day be happy & bright, overflowing with pleasure & love may your christmas be filled with delight

Christmas greetings for sms messages

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves

Kiss texts for sms messages

We will always be thankful to you for all the hard work and efforts you have put in, for educating us. Happy teachers day

Teachers day greetings for sms messages

People live people die people laugh people cry some give up some will try some say hi some say bye others may forget you but never will I

Friendship texts for sms messages

You are the mother I received the day I wed your son and I just want to thank you' mum for all the things you've done

Marriage greetings for sms messages

Hearts are not had as a gift, but hearts are earned

Broken heart texts for sms messages

Today we are miles apart but I wanna reach across the miles and say I am thinking of you in a very special way happy independence day

Independence day greetings for sms messages

I'm sorry I brought this upon you, my boy. I'm sorry you must carry this burden. I'm sorry for everything

Sorry texts for sms messages