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Best laughing sms messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many premium comic sms ideas for status for every occasion. In this collection you will find funny sms texts for status witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Well comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №181 - Sms l e n g t h: 133 l e t.
Good news! A new way to send romantic kiss to your girlfriend. Just call me and order your kiss. I will personally go and deliver it.

Well comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №182 - Sms l e n g t h: 145 l e t.
Gud morning... Kindly observe silence for two minutes in the memory of those poor mosquitoes who died last night aftrer sucking ur blood. Thanks.

Well comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №183 - Sms l e n g t h: 271 l e t.
Guide: I welcome you all to niagara falls. These are the world's largest waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20 supersonic planes passing by can't be heard. Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that we can hear the niagara falls?

Well comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №184 - Sms l e n g t h: 125 l e t.
Hallo, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!

Well comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №185 - Sms l e n g t h: 53 l e t.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now!

Well comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №186 - Sms l e n g t h: 149 l e t.
Have lots of jokes in my inbox, but I can't send you all of them, it will take a lot of time, so I'm sending you just 1 joke... You are so beautiful.

Well comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №187 - Sms l e n g t h: 154 l e t.
He came to me last night explored my whole body licked it sucked it swallowed it when satisfied he left... I was hurt... Its mosquitooooo. You dirty mind.

Well comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №188 - Sms l e n g t h: 45 l e t.
He couldnae engineer his way outta paper bag!

Well comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №189 - Sms l e n g t h: 158 l e t.
He met a lady while browsing. She unzipped his dotcom when downloading. Since he was virus free he slotted his floppydisk into her hotmail she screamed yahoo!

Well comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №190 - Sms l e n g t h: 102 l e t.
Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now... Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.

Well comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №191 - Sms l e n g t h: 55 l e t.
Hello, this is death! Please answer when you are ready.

Well comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №192 - Sms l e n g t h: 134 l e t.
Hello, this is god. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realised. My apologies on behalf of the whole world.

Well comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №193 - Sms l e n g t h: 31 l e t.
He's an expert on padded cells.

Well comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №194 - Sms l e n g t h: 39 l e t.
He's as baffled as adam on mothers day.

Well comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №195 - Sms l e n g t h: 32 l e t.
He's as bent as a butchers hook.

Well comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №196 - Sms l e n g t h: 31 l e t.
He's as camp as a row of tents.

Well comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №197 - Sms l e n g t h: 27 l e t.
He's as happy as a pig in .

Well comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №198 - Sms l e n g t h: 60 l e t.
He's as red as an overdrawn account at the local blood bank.

Well comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №199 - Sms l e n g t h: 54 l e t.
He's got a face as long as an undertakers tapemeasure.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 6 June 2025
Jewish calendar: 19 Sivan 5775
Islamic calendar: 18 Sha'ban 1436
Chinese calendar: 20 day 4 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Confederate Memorial Day (Virginia, USA)
• Journalist Day (Ukraine)
• Pushkin's Birthday (Russia)
• Russian Language Day (Russia)
• Flag Day (Sweden)
• National Day - End of the Kalmar Union (Sweden)
• Teachers Day (Bolivia)
• Financial Police Day (Kazakhstan)
• King's Birthday (Malaysia)
• Memorial Day (South Korea)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

With my 1 heart 2 eyes 7 liter blood 206 bones 4. 5 million red cells 60 trillion d n a's... All wishing you a very very happy holi

Holi greetings for sms messages

I don't know quite hw 2 make things better btwen us I can start by saying I'm sorry I really am

Sorry texts for sms messages

Friendship is vast like universe, deep like ocean, high like sky, strong like iron, kind like mother, cute like me, and sweet like U

Friendship texts for sms messages

When the world around me goes insane, you are here to remind me that a few good things remain

Love texts for sms messages

It's your birthday, and you know what that means - You're another year older and another year cooler. Have 365 days of fun

Birthday greetings for sms messages

It is only when we forget all our learning that we begin to know

Graduation greetings for sms messages

Group of sheep in field, one says I dont feel well. The others reply shut the fuck up your get us all shot

Rude texts for sms messages

Passion running trough my veins, trembling, waiting, reason is fading. Overpowering desire sets my skin on fire

Flirt texts for sms messages

Question for lovers who is very close to you?.. The one who gave you tears or the one who wipe your tears. Reply with a reason... Waiting

Love texts for sms messages

I feel the anger rize up in me the same anger that makes me bleed inside in my heart and in my soul killing me

Angry texts for sms messages