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Best laughing sms messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many premium comic sms ideas for status for every occasion. In this collection you will find funny sms texts for status witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Well comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №181 - Sms l e n g t h: 133 l e t.
Good news! A new way to send romantic kiss to your girlfriend. Just call me and order your kiss. I will personally go and deliver it.

Well comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №182 - Sms l e n g t h: 145 l e t.
Gud morning... Kindly observe silence for two minutes in the memory of those poor mosquitoes who died last night aftrer sucking ur blood. Thanks.

Well comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №183 - Sms l e n g t h: 271 l e t.
Guide: I welcome you all to niagara falls. These are the world's largest waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20 supersonic planes passing by can't be heard. Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that we can hear the niagara falls?

Well comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №184 - Sms l e n g t h: 125 l e t.
Hallo, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!

Well comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №185 - Sms l e n g t h: 53 l e t.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now!

Well comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №186 - Sms l e n g t h: 149 l e t.
Have lots of jokes in my inbox, but I can't send you all of them, it will take a lot of time, so I'm sending you just 1 joke... You are so beautiful.

Well comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №187 - Sms l e n g t h: 154 l e t.
He came to me last night explored my whole body licked it sucked it swallowed it when satisfied he left... I was hurt... Its mosquitooooo. You dirty mind.

Well comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №188 - Sms l e n g t h: 45 l e t.
He couldnae engineer his way outta paper bag!

Well comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №189 - Sms l e n g t h: 158 l e t.
He met a lady while browsing. She unzipped his dotcom when downloading. Since he was virus free he slotted his floppydisk into her hotmail she screamed yahoo!

Well comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №190 - Sms l e n g t h: 102 l e t.
Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now... Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.

Well comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №191 - Sms l e n g t h: 55 l e t.
Hello, this is death! Please answer when you are ready.

Well comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №192 - Sms l e n g t h: 134 l e t.
Hello, this is god. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realised. My apologies on behalf of the whole world.

Well comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №193 - Sms l e n g t h: 31 l e t.
He's an expert on padded cells.

Well comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №194 - Sms l e n g t h: 39 l e t.
He's as baffled as adam on mothers day.

Well comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №195 - Sms l e n g t h: 32 l e t.
He's as bent as a butchers hook.

Well comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №196 - Sms l e n g t h: 31 l e t.
He's as camp as a row of tents.

Well comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №197 - Sms l e n g t h: 27 l e t.
He's as happy as a pig in .

Well comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №198 - Sms l e n g t h: 60 l e t.
He's as red as an overdrawn account at the local blood bank.

Well comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №199 - Sms l e n g t h: 54 l e t.
He's got a face as long as an undertakers tapemeasure.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 22 February 2020
Jewish calendar: 3 Adar Aleph 5775
Islamic calendar: 3 Jumada al-Ula 1436
Chinese calendar: 4 day 1 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• World Thinking Day (International)
• George Washington's Birthday (USA)
• Burgbrennen (Germany)
• International Day in Support of Victims of Crime (Russia)
• Burgbrennen (France)
• Burgbrennen (Belgium)
• People Power Day (Philippines)
• Burgbrennen (Luxembourg)
• Land Surveyor Day (Kyrgyzstan)
• People's Sunday (Malta)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years

Birthday greetings for sms messages

One day monday went totuesday to see wednesday and ask thursday wheather frday has told saturday that sunday is a fun day... Good morning

Good morning texts for sms messages

Two lovers in the rain have no need of an umbrella

Romantic texts for sms messages

I think you are very careless! You come & leave things behind! See now what U have left? You just came in my mind and left a smile on my face

Flirt texts for sms messages

My heart to you is given, oh dear, do give yours to me, we'll lock them up together and throw away the key

Love texts for sms messages

Shoot for the moon... Because even if you miss you will end up in the stars

Advice texts for sms messages

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.. It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins

Funny jokes for sms messages

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off

Retirement texts for sms messages

First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering

Engagement texts for sms messages

It is best to love wisely, no doubt, but to love foolishly is better than not to be able to love at all

Love texts for sms messages