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Best laughing sms messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many premium comic sms ideas for status for every occasion. In this collection you will find funny sms texts for status witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Well comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №181 - Sms l e n g t h: 133 l e t.
Good news! A new way to send romantic kiss to your girlfriend. Just call me and order your kiss. I will personally go and deliver it.

Well comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №182 - Sms l e n g t h: 145 l e t.
Gud morning... Kindly observe silence for two minutes in the memory of those poor mosquitoes who died last night aftrer sucking ur blood. Thanks.

Well comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №183 - Sms l e n g t h: 271 l e t.
Guide: I welcome you all to niagara falls. These are the world's largest waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20 supersonic planes passing by can't be heard. Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that we can hear the niagara falls?

Well comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №184 - Sms l e n g t h: 125 l e t.
Hallo, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!

Well comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №185 - Sms l e n g t h: 53 l e t.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now!

Well comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №186 - Sms l e n g t h: 149 l e t.
Have lots of jokes in my inbox, but I can't send you all of them, it will take a lot of time, so I'm sending you just 1 joke... You are so beautiful.

Well comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №187 - Sms l e n g t h: 154 l e t.
He came to me last night explored my whole body licked it sucked it swallowed it when satisfied he left... I was hurt... Its mosquitooooo. You dirty mind.

Well comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №188 - Sms l e n g t h: 45 l e t.
He couldnae engineer his way outta paper bag!

Well comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №189 - Sms l e n g t h: 158 l e t.
He met a lady while browsing. She unzipped his dotcom when downloading. Since he was virus free he slotted his floppydisk into her hotmail she screamed yahoo!

Well comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №190 - Sms l e n g t h: 102 l e t.
Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now... Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.

Well comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №191 - Sms l e n g t h: 55 l e t.
Hello, this is death! Please answer when you are ready.

Well comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №192 - Sms l e n g t h: 134 l e t.
Hello, this is god. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realised. My apologies on behalf of the whole world.

Well comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №193 - Sms l e n g t h: 31 l e t.
He's an expert on padded cells.

Well comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №194 - Sms l e n g t h: 39 l e t.
He's as baffled as adam on mothers day.

Well comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №195 - Sms l e n g t h: 32 l e t.
He's as bent as a butchers hook.

Well comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №196 - Sms l e n g t h: 31 l e t.
He's as camp as a row of tents.

Well comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №197 - Sms l e n g t h: 27 l e t.
He's as happy as a pig in .

Well comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №198 - Sms l e n g t h: 60 l e t.
He's as red as an overdrawn account at the local blood bank.

Well comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №199 - Sms l e n g t h: 54 l e t.
He's got a face as long as an undertakers tapemeasure.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 7 February 2025
Jewish calendar: 18 Shvat 5775
Islamic calendar: 17 Rabi ath-Thani 1436
Chinese calendar: 19 day 12 month 4411 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• National Black HIV and AIDS Awareness Day (USA)
• Day of the Northern Territories (Japan)
• National Pisco Sour Day (Peru)
• Teachers Day (Mongolia)
• Independence Day (Grenada)
• Ballet Day (USA)
• School Reunion Day (Krasnodar, Russia)
• Math 'e' Day (USA)
• Send a Card to a Friend Day (USA)
• Wave All Your Fingers at Your Neighbor Day (USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

We usually thank to our friends many times a day. On thanksgiving day lets thank god for

Thanksgiving day greetings for sms messages

What is the true friendship? Ans - It is when your best friend runs away with your wife & you are really worried... For your friend

Friendship texts for sms messages

Whenever we're not toghether, my life is life a broken pencil... It has no point... I miss U so much

Miss you texts for sms messages

Christmas brings such a time of love each tender heart holds so much of unselfishness thrives, trust is strong the purpose to give, send love along

Christmas greetings for sms messages

Mother nature is a supreme bitch

Insult texts for sms messages

Never close your lips to those whom you have opened your heart

Sweet texts for sms messages

Life is 4 U, death is 4 me, being happy is 4 U, being sad is 4 me, being together is 4 U, being lonely is 4 me, everything 4 U but U r 4 me

Friendship texts for sms messages

It's ur wedding day so perfect & fine with all your friends round you to have a gud time

Marriage greetings for sms messages

You're such a great boss you deserve to be on mount rush more. We'll handle things here until you get back. Happy boss's day

Boss day texts for sms messages

You have landed your dream job congratulation and good luck

Greetings texts for sms messages