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greatest wife texts for sms messages

Best sms sentences about wife jockes for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many wife texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about wife for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about wife jockes for status - Sms message text №61 - Sms l e n g t h: 144 l e t.
Wife: What is 10 years with me? Husband: A second. Wife: What is $1000 for me? Husband: A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband: Wait a second.

Best sms quotes about wife jockes for status - Sms message text №62 - Sms l e n g t h: 84 l e t.
Wife: What is so interesting in me? Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!

Best sms quotes about wife jockes for status - Sms message text №63 - Sms l e n g t h: 128 l e t.
Wife: Yesterday-night I saw a dream that you were sending me jewelry and clothes! Husband: Yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill.

Best sms quotes about wife jockes for status - Sms message text №64 - Sms l e n g t h: 343 l e t.
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Darling: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Darling: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, 'What other problem can there be greater than this one?

Best sms quotes about wife jockes for status - Sms message text №65 - Sms l e n g t h: 241 l e t.
Woman speaks 30, 000 words in a day as per new research - A man speaks 25, 000 words in a day and a woman speaks 30, 000 the problem stars when husband comes home from office after consuming his 25, 000 words and the wife starts her 30, 000.

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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

I don't hate you, I never could. I don't regret meeting you, I never will

Love texts for sms messages

At this moment 5 million are having sex 2 million are in gun fights 91milliom at a party and one sad fucker is reading this sms

Rude texts for sms messages

From a commercial point of view, if christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it. - Katharine whitehorn

Christmas greetings for sms messages

What's pink, wrinkled and hangs oot yer trousers? Yer gran

Funny jokes for sms messages

Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy, fat women. - Marion smith

Marriage greetings for sms messages

Wife: What is so interesting in me? Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting

Wife texts for sms messages

A friend that really cares! All my secrets I can share! There when I need a hand! There to understand

Friendship texts for sms messages

God give me work, till my life shall end and life, till my work is done

Labour day greetings for sms messages

Why are men like snails?.. They have horns, they slobber and they trudge along, and above all, they think the house is theirs

Riddle, puzzle for sms messages

Remember me and bare in mind a faithful girl is hard to find this is always good and true so don't go changing old for new

Break up texts for sms messages


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