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Best sms quotes about wife jockes for status - Sms message text №61 - Sms l e n g t h: 144 l e t.
Wife: What is 10 years with me? Husband: A second. Wife: What is $1000 for me? Husband: A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband: Wait a second.

Best sms quotes about wife jockes for status - Sms message text №62 - Sms l e n g t h: 84 l e t.
Wife: What is so interesting in me? Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!

Best sms quotes about wife jockes for status - Sms message text №63 - Sms l e n g t h: 128 l e t.
Wife: Yesterday-night I saw a dream that you were sending me jewelry and clothes! Husband: Yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill.

Best sms quotes about wife jockes for status - Sms message text №64 - Sms l e n g t h: 343 l e t.
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Darling: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Darling: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, 'What other problem can there be greater than this one?

Best sms quotes about wife jockes for status - Sms message text №65 - Sms l e n g t h: 241 l e t.
Woman speaks 30, 000 words in a day as per new research - A man speaks 25, 000 words in a day and a woman speaks 30, 000 the problem stars when husband comes home from office after consuming his 25, 000 words and the wife starts her 30, 000.

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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Marriage advice whenever you are wrong admit it whenever you are right shut up

Marriage greetings for sms messages

Friends are like stars... You do not always see them but you know they are always there

Wisdom texts for sms messages

A true friend is someone who is there for you when they would rather be someplace else

Friendship texts for sms messages

A kiss that tells it all is seldomly a first edition

Love texts for sms messages

A word to say, a word to hear even in ur absence I feel U near r relation is strong... Hope it goes long v wil remain d same til d life goes on

Romantic texts for sms messages

Hearts are not had as a gift, but hearts are earned

Broken heart texts for sms messages

Last time I saw a face like that it was hanging at the hunter's lodge

Funny jokes for sms messages

U muz be tired coz U haf been running thru my mind, U gotta be a thief coz U haf stolen my heart n I muz haf been a bad shooter coz I keep missing U

Love texts for sms messages

'Destiny determines who comes into our lives but it's the heart that decides who stays inside. Happy hearts day'

Valentines day greetings for sms messages

Advise of a dentist treat your girlfriend like a tooth brush. Don't let anybody else use it & changed it every 3 months

Flirt texts for sms messages