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Best sms sentences about wife jockes for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many wife texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about wife for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about wife jockes for status - Sms message text №61 - Sms l e n g t h: 144 l e t.
Wife: What is 10 years with me? Husband: A second. Wife: What is $1000 for me? Husband: A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband: Wait a second.

Best sms quotes about wife jockes for status - Sms message text №62 - Sms l e n g t h: 84 l e t.
Wife: What is so interesting in me? Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!

Best sms quotes about wife jockes for status - Sms message text №63 - Sms l e n g t h: 128 l e t.
Wife: Yesterday-night I saw a dream that you were sending me jewelry and clothes! Husband: Yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill.

Best sms quotes about wife jockes for status - Sms message text №64 - Sms l e n g t h: 343 l e t.
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Darling: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Darling: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, 'What other problem can there be greater than this one?

Best sms quotes about wife jockes for status - Sms message text №65 - Sms l e n g t h: 241 l e t.
Woman speaks 30, 000 words in a day as per new research - A man speaks 25, 000 words in a day and a woman speaks 30, 000 the problem stars when husband comes home from office after consuming his 25, 000 words and the wife starts her 30, 000.

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Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 18 October 2018
Jewish calendar: 5 Cheshvan 5776
Islamic calendar: 4 Muharram 1437
Chinese calendar: 6 day 9 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
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• Alaska Day (Alaska, USA)
• Persons Day (Canada)
• Food Industry Workers Day (Ukraine)
• Food Industry Day (Russia)
• Cossack Glory Memorial Day (Russia)
• Mothers Day (Argentina)
• National Flag Day (Chile)
• National Independence Day (Azerbaijan)
• Mother's Day (Yakutia, Russia)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Out of four people one is chinese. If ur father, ur mother and ur brother are not chinese, then it must be you

Funny jokes for sms messages

When U love someone, draw a circle around their name instead of a heart bcuz hearts can be broken but circles never end

Love texts for sms messages

My eyes are blind without your eyes to see, like a rose without color. Always be there in my life sweetheart. Happy valentine's day

Valentines day greetings for sms messages

I think you are very careless! You come & leave things behind! See now what U have left? You just came in my mind and left a smile on my face

Flirt texts for sms messages

Roses r red, violets r blue, sugar is sweet, and so are U. But da roses r wilting, da violets r dead, da sugar bowl's empty and so is ur head

Insult texts for sms messages

While raining, all bird pick shelter except eagle he goes over cloud & avoid rain attitude makes him king of sky

Rainy day texts for sms messages

The old believe everything. The middle aged suspect everything. The young know everything. Happy birthday

Birthday greetings for sms messages

Do you ever notice that anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, & anyone driving faster than you is a maniac'

Funny jokes for sms messages

The day that I'll die, when death replaces birth, I'll recognize angels' faces, because I live with one on earth

Love texts for sms messages

We will always be thankful to you for all the hard work and efforts you have put in, for educating us. Happy teachers day

Teachers day greetings for sms messages