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Best sms sentences about wife jockes for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many wife texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about wife for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about wife jockes for status - Sms message text №61 - Sms l e n g t h: 144 l e t.
Wife: What is 10 years with me? Husband: A second. Wife: What is $1000 for me? Husband: A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband: Wait a second.

Best sms quotes about wife jockes for status - Sms message text №62 - Sms l e n g t h: 84 l e t.
Wife: What is so interesting in me? Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!

Best sms quotes about wife jockes for status - Sms message text №63 - Sms l e n g t h: 128 l e t.
Wife: Yesterday-night I saw a dream that you were sending me jewelry and clothes! Husband: Yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill.

Best sms quotes about wife jockes for status - Sms message text №64 - Sms l e n g t h: 343 l e t.
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Darling: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Darling: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, 'What other problem can there be greater than this one?

Best sms quotes about wife jockes for status - Sms message text №65 - Sms l e n g t h: 241 l e t.
Woman speaks 30, 000 words in a day as per new research - A man speaks 25, 000 words in a day and a woman speaks 30, 000 the problem stars when husband comes home from office after consuming his 25, 000 words and the wife starts her 30, 000.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 17 October 2019
Jewish calendar: 4 Cheshvan 5776
Islamic calendar: 3 Muharram 1437
Chinese calendar: 5 day 9 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• International Day for the Eradication of Poverty (United Nations)
• Sweetest Day (Great Lakes Region, USA)
• Sweetest Day (Great Lakes Region, Canada)
• Pulp and Paper Industry Day (Ukraine)
• Kuban Cossacks Day (Krasnodar, Russia)
• Senor de Luren (Peru)
• Loyalty Day (Argentina)
• Black Poetry Day (USA)
• Jean-Jacques Dessalines Day (Haiti)
• Bridge Day (West Virginia, USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhhhh its a secret

Funny jokes for sms messages

What is love? L for land of sorrow. O for ocean of tears. V for velley of death. E for end of life

Love texts for sms messages

My eyes are blind without your eyes to see, like a rose without color. Always be there in my life sweetheart. Happy valentine's day

Valentines day greetings for sms messages

Everybody wants someone special someone innocent someone nice someone cool someone sweet someone cute someone intelligent but why always me, me and me

Flirt texts for sms messages

He's so full of shit, his eyes are brown

Insult texts for sms messages

While raining, all bird pick shelter except eagle he goes over cloud & avoid rain attitude makes him king of sky

Rainy day texts for sms messages

The old believe everything. The middle aged suspect everything. The young know everything. Happy birthday

Birthday greetings for sms messages

Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome U r, it is not ur figure too... Beauty is the inner self, so change ur underwear daily

Funny jokes for sms messages

Only one person finds the way to your heart. The others just lead the way

Love texts for sms messages

When you think your first falling in love, just then you realize your falling out of love

Sweet texts for sms messages