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Best sms sentences about wife jockes for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many wife texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about wife for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about wife jockes for status - Sms message text №61 - Sms l e n g t h: 144 l e t.
Wife: What is 10 years with me? Husband: A second. Wife: What is $1000 for me? Husband: A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband: Wait a second.

Best sms quotes about wife jockes for status - Sms message text №62 - Sms l e n g t h: 84 l e t.
Wife: What is so interesting in me? Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!

Best sms quotes about wife jockes for status - Sms message text №63 - Sms l e n g t h: 128 l e t.
Wife: Yesterday-night I saw a dream that you were sending me jewelry and clothes! Husband: Yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill.

Best sms quotes about wife jockes for status - Sms message text №64 - Sms l e n g t h: 343 l e t.
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Darling: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Darling: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, 'What other problem can there be greater than this one?

Best sms quotes about wife jockes for status - Sms message text №65 - Sms l e n g t h: 241 l e t.
Woman speaks 30, 000 words in a day as per new research - A man speaks 25, 000 words in a day and a woman speaks 30, 000 the problem stars when husband comes home from office after consuming his 25, 000 words and the wife starts her 30, 000.

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Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
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• Tenth of Tevet Fast - Tsom Asarah b-Tevet (Jewish)
• Eid-e-Zahra (Shia Islam)
• Imamat day of Imam-e-Zaman (Shia Islam)
• Saint Thomas Day - Antichristmas (Finland)
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• Forefathers Day (Massachusetts, USA)
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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

A small kid was asked to write an essay on mother. A smart child wrote: Any combination of millions words from 26 alphabets can never describe my mom

Mothers day greetings for sms messages

Do not do to others that which would anger you if others did it to you

Advice texts for sms messages

In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin luther king jr

Friendship texts for sms messages

I love two things, a rose and you. A rose for a short while, but you for the rest of my life

Love texts for sms messages

You are old & have a small penis

Rude texts for sms messages

I love the christmas tide, and yet I notice this, each year I live I always like the gifts I get but how I love the gifts I give

Christmas greetings for sms messages

You can never be a leader unless you learn to lose

Funny jokes for sms messages

On this special day, best wishes go to you, that this wonderful luv you share, lasts ur lifetime through. Happy anniversary to you

Marriage greetings for sms messages

If you want to gain knowledge, add something everyday to your mind. Bt if you want to gain wisdom, remove something everyday from your mind

Wisdom texts for sms messages

A true friend reaches for your hand and touches your heart

Friendship texts for sms messages