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Best sms sentences about wife jockes for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many wife texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about wife for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about wife jockes for status - Sms message text №61 - Sms l e n g t h: 144 l e t.
Wife: What is 10 years with me? Husband: A second. Wife: What is $1000 for me? Husband: A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband: Wait a second.

Best sms quotes about wife jockes for status - Sms message text №62 - Sms l e n g t h: 84 l e t.
Wife: What is so interesting in me? Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!

Best sms quotes about wife jockes for status - Sms message text №63 - Sms l e n g t h: 128 l e t.
Wife: Yesterday-night I saw a dream that you were sending me jewelry and clothes! Husband: Yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill.

Best sms quotes about wife jockes for status - Sms message text №64 - Sms l e n g t h: 343 l e t.
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Darling: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Darling: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, 'What other problem can there be greater than this one?

Best sms quotes about wife jockes for status - Sms message text №65 - Sms l e n g t h: 241 l e t.
Woman speaks 30, 000 words in a day as per new research - A man speaks 25, 000 words in a day and a woman speaks 30, 000 the problem stars when husband comes home from office after consuming his 25, 000 words and the wife starts her 30, 000.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 21 June 2019
Jewish calendar: 4 Tammuz 5775
Islamic calendar: 4 Ramadan 1436
Chinese calendar: 6 day 5 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• World Humanist Day (International)
• World Music Day (International)
• Father's Day (USA)
• Statehood Day (New Hampshire, USA)
• National Aboriginal Day (Canada)
• Father's Day (Canada)
• Medical Worker Day (Ukraine)
• Medical Worker Day (Russia)
• Cynologist Department of Interior Ministry Day (Russia)
• Cannes Lions International Advertising Festival (France)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from thecondom factory

Rude texts for sms messages

I will honor christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year

Christmas greetings for sms messages

Women are scientifically proven to be right even when they are wrong

Funny jokes for sms messages

May the joys you share today, be the beginning of a lifetime of great happiness and fulfilment

Marriage greetings for sms messages

Enthusiasm is contagious. You could start an epidemic

Wisdom texts for sms messages

Aix rules to be happy: Free your heart from hatred, free your mind from worries, live simply, expect less, give more & always have me as your friend

Friendship texts for sms messages

A simple whisper from your voice, and I fade away - All american rejects

Love texts for sms messages

Classical, romantic, and baroque music, that's what I really like

Romantic texts for sms messages

God brings men into deep waters, not to drown them, but to cleanse them. - John aughey

Broken heart texts for sms messages

Love is being stupid together

Funny jokes for sms messages