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Best sms sentences about wife jockes for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many wife texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about wife for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about wife jockes for status - Sms message text №61 - Sms l e n g t h: 144 l e t.
Wife: What is 10 years with me? Husband: A second. Wife: What is $1000 for me? Husband: A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband: Wait a second.

Best sms quotes about wife jockes for status - Sms message text №62 - Sms l e n g t h: 84 l e t.
Wife: What is so interesting in me? Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!

Best sms quotes about wife jockes for status - Sms message text №63 - Sms l e n g t h: 128 l e t.
Wife: Yesterday-night I saw a dream that you were sending me jewelry and clothes! Husband: Yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill.

Best sms quotes about wife jockes for status - Sms message text №64 - Sms l e n g t h: 343 l e t.
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Darling: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Darling: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, 'What other problem can there be greater than this one?

Best sms quotes about wife jockes for status - Sms message text №65 - Sms l e n g t h: 241 l e t.
Woman speaks 30, 000 words in a day as per new research - A man speaks 25, 000 words in a day and a woman speaks 30, 000 the problem stars when husband comes home from office after consuming his 25, 000 words and the wife starts her 30, 000.

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Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
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• Wafat of Muhammad (Shia Islam)
• Statute of Westminster Day (South Africa)
• International Day of Tango - National Tango Day (Buenos Aires, Argentina)
• State Ruler's Birthday (Selangor, Malaysia)
• Proclamation of the Republic Day (Burkina Faso)
• Human Rights and Peace Day (Kiribati)
• Martyrdom of Imam Hasan (Shia Islam)
• Pampanga Day (Pampanga Province, Philippines)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get, it's what you are expected to give - Which is everything

Love texts for sms messages

I'm sorry I brought this upon you, my boy. I'm sorry you must carry this burden. I'm sorry for everything

Sorry texts for sms messages

X'mas is love... X'mas is dedication... X'mas is happiness... Happy x'mas to you and your family with a bunch of love and prayers

Christmas greetings for sms messages

The lovely good morning messege does not means to disturb you. But it means that you are my first think of the day. Good morning

Good morning texts for sms messages

Within you I lose myself... Without you I find myself wanting to be lost again

Miss you texts for sms messages

Advice is judged by results, not by intentions

Advice texts for sms messages

Life's short. If you don't look around once in a while, you might miss it

Friendship texts for sms messages

I like not only to be loved, but to be told that I am loved. - George elliot

Love texts for sms messages

U r the one who is charming U r the one who is intelligent U r the one who is cute and I am the one who is spreading these rumours

Rude texts for sms messages

How to cats greet each other at christmas? 'A furry merry christmas & happy new year'

Christmas greetings for sms messages