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Best sms sentences about wife jockes for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many wife texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about wife for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about wife jockes for status - Sms message text №61 - Sms l e n g t h: 144 l e t.
Wife: What is 10 years with me? Husband: A second. Wife: What is $1000 for me? Husband: A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband: Wait a second.

Best sms quotes about wife jockes for status - Sms message text №62 - Sms l e n g t h: 84 l e t.
Wife: What is so interesting in me? Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!

Best sms quotes about wife jockes for status - Sms message text №63 - Sms l e n g t h: 128 l e t.
Wife: Yesterday-night I saw a dream that you were sending me jewelry and clothes! Husband: Yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill.

Best sms quotes about wife jockes for status - Sms message text №64 - Sms l e n g t h: 343 l e t.
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Darling: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Darling: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, 'What other problem can there be greater than this one?

Best sms quotes about wife jockes for status - Sms message text №65 - Sms l e n g t h: 241 l e t.
Woman speaks 30, 000 words in a day as per new research - A man speaks 25, 000 words in a day and a woman speaks 30, 000 the problem stars when husband comes home from office after consuming his 25, 000 words and the wife starts her 30, 000.

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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Have you drilled the butterflies in your stomach gedresseerd? I haven't

Flirt texts for sms messages

I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high

Insult texts for sms messages

Rain, rain, went away. Sun came out with pipe of clay. Blew a bubble whole-world-wide, stuck a rainbow on one side

Rainy day texts for sms messages

Your smile, your touch, the way you love me I never knew... Until you what a relationship could be. So, I celebrate you. My friend, my love

Birthday greetings for sms messages

Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching... Still searching... Get a good grip of your mobile... Still searching... No brains found

Funny jokes for sms messages

Question for lovers who is very close to you?.. The one who gave you tears or the one who wipe your tears. Reply with a reason... Waiting

Love texts for sms messages

Your friendship and love, and all the wonderful things that they bring into my life are like nothing else I have ever known

Sweet texts for sms messages

Q: What do you call rabbits that marched in a long sweltering easter parade? A: Hot, cross bunnies

Easter greetings for sms messages

Sending you a jumbo-sized congratulations! You did it

Greetings texts for sms messages

We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act but a habit

Motivational texts for sms messages