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Best sms quotes about wife jockes for status - Sms message text №61 - Sms l e n g t h: 144 l e t.
Wife: What is 10 years with me? Husband: A second. Wife: What is $1000 for me? Husband: A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband: Wait a second.

Best sms quotes about wife jockes for status - Sms message text №62 - Sms l e n g t h: 84 l e t.
Wife: What is so interesting in me? Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!

Best sms quotes about wife jockes for status - Sms message text №63 - Sms l e n g t h: 128 l e t.
Wife: Yesterday-night I saw a dream that you were sending me jewelry and clothes! Husband: Yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill.

Best sms quotes about wife jockes for status - Sms message text №64 - Sms l e n g t h: 343 l e t.
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Darling: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Darling: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, 'What other problem can there be greater than this one?

Best sms quotes about wife jockes for status - Sms message text №65 - Sms l e n g t h: 241 l e t.
Woman speaks 30, 000 words in a day as per new research - A man speaks 25, 000 words in a day and a woman speaks 30, 000 the problem stars when husband comes home from office after consuming his 25, 000 words and the wife starts her 30, 000.

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Gregorian calendar: 14 January 2025
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Reasons for mms or sms greetings
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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

A merry christmas to everybody! A happy new year to all the world

Christmas greetings for sms messages

Some people are like fast food - They never look as good in real life as they do on tv

Funny jokes for sms messages

You know its love when all you want is that person to be happy, even if you're not part of his or her happiness

Love texts for sms messages

What is a flower without the sun? What is the earth without the sky? What am I without you? That is why I tell you... I love you

Valentines day greetings for sms messages

Sweet by light naughty by night angel from above just for you to love

Flirt texts for sms messages

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves

Kiss texts for sms messages

Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it

Retirement texts for sms messages

A wish for you on boss day hope today is espically filled with the special kind of niceness, you always bring to work happy boss's day

Boss day texts for sms messages

How can you know if a person is cute? First, he or she has a poor memory. Second - Umn... I forgot na

Funny jokes for sms messages

The love we give away is the only love we keep

Love texts for sms messages