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Best sms sentences about wife jockes for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many wife texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about wife for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about wife jockes for status - Sms message text №61 - Sms l e n g t h: 144 l e t.
Wife: What is 10 years with me? Husband: A second. Wife: What is $1000 for me? Husband: A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband: Wait a second.

Best sms quotes about wife jockes for status - Sms message text №62 - Sms l e n g t h: 84 l e t.
Wife: What is so interesting in me? Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!

Best sms quotes about wife jockes for status - Sms message text №63 - Sms l e n g t h: 128 l e t.
Wife: Yesterday-night I saw a dream that you were sending me jewelry and clothes! Husband: Yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill.

Best sms quotes about wife jockes for status - Sms message text №64 - Sms l e n g t h: 343 l e t.
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Darling: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Darling: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, 'What other problem can there be greater than this one?

Best sms quotes about wife jockes for status - Sms message text №65 - Sms l e n g t h: 241 l e t.
Woman speaks 30, 000 words in a day as per new research - A man speaks 25, 000 words in a day and a woman speaks 30, 000 the problem stars when husband comes home from office after consuming his 25, 000 words and the wife starts her 30, 000.

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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Love is being stupid together

Funny jokes for sms messages

We always thought we'd look back on our tears and laugh, but we never thought we'd look back on our laughter and cry

Love texts for sms messages

I am yours and you are mine, that's the story of my valentine

Valentines day greetings for sms messages

Best way to purpose a girl. Take her to sea, say her to sit in a boat. Then take the boat in the middle of sea. Then say marry me or leave my boat

Flirt texts for sms messages

Do I look like a damn people person

Insult texts for sms messages

Of all sound of all bells... Most solemn and touching is the peal which rings out the old year

New year greetings for sms messages

My birthday wish for you today. Is for all good things to come your way. Laughter and love, health and peace, beauty and joy that never cease

Birthday greetings for sms messages

An independant study has proven dat those who have a bad sex life & who are crap in bed are readin dis message in their right hand

Funny jokes for sms messages

Not where I breath, but where I love, I live

Love texts for sms messages

When love first came to earth, the spring spread rose-beds to receive him

Sweet texts for sms messages