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Best sms sentences about wife jockes for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many wife texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about wife for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about wife jockes for status - Sms message text №61 - Sms l e n g t h: 144 l e t.
Wife: What is 10 years with me? Husband: A second. Wife: What is $1000 for me? Husband: A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband: Wait a second.

Best sms quotes about wife jockes for status - Sms message text №62 - Sms l e n g t h: 84 l e t.
Wife: What is so interesting in me? Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!

Best sms quotes about wife jockes for status - Sms message text №63 - Sms l e n g t h: 128 l e t.
Wife: Yesterday-night I saw a dream that you were sending me jewelry and clothes! Husband: Yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill.

Best sms quotes about wife jockes for status - Sms message text №64 - Sms l e n g t h: 343 l e t.
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Darling: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Darling: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, 'What other problem can there be greater than this one?

Best sms quotes about wife jockes for status - Sms message text №65 - Sms l e n g t h: 241 l e t.
Woman speaks 30, 000 words in a day as per new research - A man speaks 25, 000 words in a day and a woman speaks 30, 000 the problem stars when husband comes home from office after consuming his 25, 000 words and the wife starts her 30, 000.

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Gregorian calendar: 11 July 2025
Jewish calendar: 24 Tammuz 5775
Islamic calendar: 24 Ramadan 1436
Chinese calendar: 26 day 5 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• World Population Day (United Nations)
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• Day of the Flemish Community (Belgium)
• China National Maritime Day (China)
• Srebrenica Remembrance Day (Bosnia and Herzegovina)
• First Day of Naadam - Revolution Day (Mongolia)
• Naadam Festival - Three Men's Games (Mongolia)
• Srebrenica Remembrance Day (Republika Srpska)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

You're really very naughty a right such and such you spent way too much on your gift but thanks very... Very... Very... Much

Thank texts for sms messages

Fathers have special feathers that cover us when we need protection. Happy fathers day

Fathers day greetings for sms messages

Today we are miles apart but I wanna reach across the miles and say I am thinking of you in a very special way happy independence day

Independence day greetings for sms messages

Wives r incoming calls, lovers r outgoing calls, aunties r toll-free calls, callgirls r roaming calls, neighbour girls r missed calls

Naughty texts for sms messages

Birthday a day that day. This day. Brilliant day. Shiny day. Cool day. Bloomy day. Rainy day. Oh yar leave it. I just want to say. Happy birthday

Birthday greetings for sms messages

When god opened the window of the heaven he asked me: What is your wish for today? 'I said lease take special care of the person reading this'

Friendship texts for sms messages

Love is the word used to label the sexual excitement of the young, the habituation of the middle-aged, and the mutual dependence of the old

Love texts for sms messages

If you think I miss you all the time you are wrong I miss you only when I think about you but damn it I think you all the time I miss you sweetheart

Sweet texts for sms messages

Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop

Cute texts for sms messages

It is only when we forget all our learning that we begin to know

Graduation greetings for sms messages