Good


greatest wife texts for sms messages

Best sms sentences about wife jockes for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many wife texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about wife for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about wife jockes for status - Sms message text №61 - Sms l e n g t h: 144 l e t.
Wife: What is 10 years with me? Husband: A second. Wife: What is $1000 for me? Husband: A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband: Wait a second.

Best sms quotes about wife jockes for status - Sms message text №62 - Sms l e n g t h: 84 l e t.
Wife: What is so interesting in me? Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!

Best sms quotes about wife jockes for status - Sms message text №63 - Sms l e n g t h: 128 l e t.
Wife: Yesterday-night I saw a dream that you were sending me jewelry and clothes! Husband: Yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill.

Best sms quotes about wife jockes for status - Sms message text №64 - Sms l e n g t h: 343 l e t.
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Darling: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Darling: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, 'What other problem can there be greater than this one?

Best sms quotes about wife jockes for status - Sms message text №65 - Sms l e n g t h: 241 l e t.
Woman speaks 30, 000 words in a day as per new research - A man speaks 25, 000 words in a day and a woman speaks 30, 000 the problem stars when husband comes home from office after consuming his 25, 000 words and the wife starts her 30, 000.

I would like to warn you against sanding some of this well wife jockes sms ideas for status - Wife texts for sms messages read by you, may cause absolutely other emotions in a person whom you will send it. So think carefully before you send some perfect text about wife love for sms, because each person differently understand your sms.


РУССКАЯ ВЕРСИЯ
Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 9 February 2026
Jewish calendar: 20 Shvat 5775
Islamic calendar: 19 Rabi ath-Thani 1436
Chinese calendar: 21 day 12 month 4411 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Clean Out Your Computer Day (Global)
• Striptease and Lesbian Show Birthday (Global)
• Family Day (British Columbia, Canada)
• Civil Aviation Day (Ulyanovsk, Russia)
• Battle of Hattin Day (Islam)
• Royal Hobart Regatta First Day (Australia)
• Meal Monday - Oatmeal Monday (Scotland)
• Saint Maroun Day (Lebanon)
• International Dentist Day (Global)
• National Bagels and Lox Day (USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

You used to let me win when I was a kid. But don't think I would let you when you would grow old because I'm competitive. Happy father's day

Fathers day greetings for sms messages

Your imagination is your preview of life's coming attractions

Inspirational texts for sms messages

Love me but, leave me not, kiss me but, miss me not, hit me but, hate me not, remember me but, forget me not

New year greetings for sms messages

Its always a treat to wish happy birthday to someone so sweet

Birthday greetings for sms messages

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend

Funny jokes for sms messages

Monsoon's rain or summer's heat, your friendship is the reason why I breathe. Tell me dear, what is sweet? Is that you or your heart beat

Love texts for sms messages

Never close your lips to those whom you have opened your heart

Sweet texts for sms messages

Words to the wise, and words to live by, while we seek the answers to life, the universe et al. Let us ponder these clever observations

Cute texts for sms messages

The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet

Graduation greetings for sms messages

If you learn to translate every event of your life into a positive way, you will stop being a prisoner of your past and become designer of your future

Motivational texts for sms messages