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greatest wife texts for sms messages

Best sms sentences about wife jockes for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many wife texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about wife for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about wife jockes for status - Sms message text №61 - Sms l e n g t h: 144 l e t.
Wife: What is 10 years with me? Husband: A second. Wife: What is $1000 for me? Husband: A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband: Wait a second.

Best sms quotes about wife jockes for status - Sms message text №62 - Sms l e n g t h: 84 l e t.
Wife: What is so interesting in me? Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!

Best sms quotes about wife jockes for status - Sms message text №63 - Sms l e n g t h: 128 l e t.
Wife: Yesterday-night I saw a dream that you were sending me jewelry and clothes! Husband: Yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill.

Best sms quotes about wife jockes for status - Sms message text №64 - Sms l e n g t h: 343 l e t.
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Darling: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Darling: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, 'What other problem can there be greater than this one?

Best sms quotes about wife jockes for status - Sms message text №65 - Sms l e n g t h: 241 l e t.
Woman speaks 30, 000 words in a day as per new research - A man speaks 25, 000 words in a day and a woman speaks 30, 000 the problem stars when husband comes home from office after consuming his 25, 000 words and the wife starts her 30, 000.

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Gregorian calendar: 20 June 2018
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Reasons for mms or sms greetings
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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

What is the difference between blood and you? Blood enters the heart and flows out but you entered the heart and stayed

Romantic texts for sms messages

Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - Your money or your feet

Christmas greetings for sms messages

This sms can only be read by someone sexy... Try again... Again... Maybe you are just not sexy?.. One more time... Hey don't force it ugly

Funny jokes for sms messages

Your soul is like the vastest sea and mine a darting fish I lose myself within your love I live within your heart

Love texts for sms messages

Arguing with girls, wife or ladies is like wrestling with a pig in mud. After sometime you realise that you are getting dirty & the pig is enjoying

Wife texts for sms messages

What is the difference between your and my smile? You smile when you are happy & I smile when you are happy

Flirt texts for sms messages

If I had one wish I would give you a long and tender kiss and if I had two wishes then I would choose to do it over again

Kiss texts for sms messages

Does a liar lies when he says he says he is telling a lie

Riddle, puzzle for sms messages

You're such a great boss you deserve to be on mount rush more. We'll handle things here until you get back. Happy boss's day

Boss day texts for sms messages

I only have sex on days that begin with t: Thanksgiving. Tuesday. Thursday. Today. Tomorrow. Thaturday. Thunday... Tevery day

Funny jokes for sms messages