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Well texts about flirt for sms messages - Sms message text №21 - Sms l e n g t h: 153 l e t.
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Well texts about flirt for sms messages - Sms message text №22 - Sms l e n g t h: 147 l e t.
Best way to purpose a girl. Take her to sea, say her to sit in a boat. Then take the boat in the middle of sea. Then say marry me or leave my boat.

Well texts about flirt for sms messages - Sms message text №23 - Sms l e n g t h: 133 l e t.
Boy to girl: You like dairymilk girl: Sure why not... Boy: That means darling always I remember you 2 meet immediately 4 a long kiss.

Well texts about flirt for sms messages - Sms message text №24 - Sms l e n g t h: 147 l e t.
Boy: I love you girl: What will you do, if I said 'I love you too'? Boy: I'll die with happiness. Girl: Well I am not saying it. Go live your life.

Well texts about flirt for sms messages - Sms message text №25 - Sms l e n g t h: 167 l e t.
Boy1: Meet my wife tina boy2: Oh! I know her boy1: How? Boy2: We were caught sleeping together. Boy1: What the hell! Boy2: 10 years ago, during lecture in maths class.

Well texts about flirt for sms messages - Sms message text №26 - Sms l e n g t h: 180 l e t.
By expecting a negative answer, girlfriend ask 'Have U ever cheated, lie, broken promise? ' To satisfy his girl, the boy reply a negative answer: 'Nothing of these, I haven't done.

Well texts about flirt for sms messages - Sms message text №27 - Sms l e n g t h: 70 l e t.
Can I have your picture, so santa claus knows exactly what to give me.

Well texts about flirt for sms messages - Sms message text №28 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.
Can you see me? No? Turn around, can you see me now? No? Turn again, can you see me now? I can see you because you have a special place in my heart!

Well texts about flirt for sms messages - Sms message text №29 - Sms l e n g t h: 170 l e t.
Cheap attitude of girls. When a boy sends dirty sms. She laughs for 10 minutes. Forward that sms to her friends. Then replies the boy 'I don't like these kind of sms ok'.

Well texts about flirt for sms messages - Sms message text №30 - Sms l e n g t h: 160 l e t.
Could U fax me ur photo very very urgently? Mind U - It's really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp... I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the joker.

Well texts about flirt for sms messages - Sms message text №31 - Sms l e n g t h: 74 l e t.
Di I have permission to make an emergency landing in your bedroom tonight!

Well texts about flirt for sms messages - Sms message text №32 - Sms l e n g t h: 161 l e t.
Difference between good girls and very good girls. Good girls open few buttons when environment is hot. Very good girls open all buttons to make environment hot.

Well texts about flirt for sms messages - Sms message text №33 - Sms l e n g t h: 186 l e t.
Do U know whats a b c d e f g? A boy can do everything for girl now reverse da order, can U guess the full form of: G f e d c b a? Girls forgets everything done & catches(New) boy again.

Well texts about flirt for sms messages - Sms message text №34 - Sms l e n g t h: 69 l e t.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again?

Well texts about flirt for sms messages - Sms message text №35 - Sms l e n g t h: 62 l e t.
Do you have a coin? I want to call your parents to thank them.

Well texts about flirt for sms messages - Sms message text №36 - Sms l e n g t h: 115 l e t.
Do you know that you would look great with two pounds less... In my opinion those clothes weigh exactly two pounds!

Well texts about flirt for sms messages - Sms message text №37 - Sms l e n g t h: 192 l e t.
Do you know whats a b c d e f g? A boy can do every thing for girl now reverse the order, can you guess the full form of: G f e d c b a? Girls forgets every thing done & catches new boy again.

Well texts about flirt for sms messages - Sms message text №38 - Sms l e n g t h: 92 l e t.
Do you like maths? If so add a bed subtract ur clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!

Well texts about flirt for sms messages - Sms message text №39 - Sms l e n g t h: 77 l e t.
Do your feet never hurt?.. You are wondering around my thoughts all day long.

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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Women are scientifically proven to be right even when they are wrong

Funny jokes for sms messages

Son asks difference between confidence & confidential dad tells, you are my son I'm confident. Your frnd is too my son, that's confidential

Funny jokes for sms messages

Last time I saw a face like that it was hanging at the hunter's lodge

Funny jokes for sms messages

He's sweating more than a dog in a restaraunt

Funny jokes for sms messages

A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: 'Pint please, and one for the road'

Funny jokes for sms messages

Tis a great confidence in a friend to tell him your faults - Greater to tell him his. - Benjamin franklin

Friendship texts for sms messages

Never try alone to take the weight of a tear that comes out of your heart and falls through your eyes. Always remember a friend is here to share

Friendship texts for sms messages

If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever

Friendship texts for sms messages

Friendship is a sheltering tree

Friendship texts for sms messages

A gun can kill some1. Fire can burn some1. Wind can chill. Anger can rage till it tearz U apart. But da power of ur smile can heal a frozen heart

Friendship texts for sms messages