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insult texts for sms messages

Perfect text about offending for sms - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many insult sms texts for every occasion. In this collection you will find greatest huff texts for sms messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Cool huff sms quotes for status - Sms message text №1 - Sms l e n g t h: 142 l e t.
21st century is truly: Lifeless communication: Wireless cooking: Fireless youth: Jobless this msg: Meaningless senderriceless reader: Useless.

Cool huff sms quotes for status - Sms message text №2 - Sms l e n g t h: 43 l e t.
A prime candidate for natural de-selection.

Cool huff sms quotes for status - Sms message text №3 - Sms l e n g t h: 42 l e t.
A rose by any other name still has thorns.

Cool huff sms quotes for status - Sms message text №4 - Sms l e n g t h: 45 l e t.
All day I thought of you... I was at the zoo.

Cool huff sms quotes for status - Sms message text №5 - Sms l e n g t h: 80 l e t.
Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice.

Cool huff sms quotes for status - Sms message text №6 - Sms l e n g t h: 68 l e t.
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today.

Cool huff sms quotes for status - Sms message text №7 - Sms l e n g t h: 41 l e t.
Are you typing with your forehead, again?

Cool huff sms quotes for status - Sms message text №8 - Sms l e n g t h: 119 l e t.
As you go through life you are going to have many opportunities to keep your mouth shut. Take advantage of all of them.

Cool huff sms quotes for status - Sms message text №9 - Sms l e n g t h: 63 l e t.
Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing.

Cool huff sms quotes for status - Sms message text №10 - Sms l e n g t h: 65 l e t.
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.

Cool huff sms quotes for status - Sms message text №11 - Sms l e n g t h: 83 l e t.
Cigarette, a fire at one end, a fool at the other, and a bit of tobacco in between.

Cool huff sms quotes for status - Sms message text №12 - Sms l e n g t h: 36 l e t.
Do I look like a damn people person?

Cool huff sms quotes for status - Sms message text №13 - Sms l e n g t h: 160 l e t.
Do you want to go to USA here's a chance for you mr obama is waiting for you to be in white house get ready because... He's in search of a dog for his daughter!

Cool huff sms quotes for status - Sms message text №14 - Sms l e n g t h: 72 l e t.
Don't let you mind wander - It's far too small to be let out on its own.

Cool huff sms quotes for status - Sms message text №15 - Sms l e n g t h: 64 l e t.
Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

Cool huff sms quotes for status - Sms message text №16 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.
Folk clap when they see you... But they clap their hands over their eyes.

Cool huff sms quotes for status - Sms message text №17 - Sms l e n g t h: 58 l e t.
For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.

Cool huff sms quotes for status - Sms message text №18 - Sms l e n g t h: 147 l e t.
Forest king virappan died last week. In his memory let us all switch off our mobiles for 2 mins. Plz forward this to all local criminals, as I did.

Cool huff sms quotes for status - Sms message text №19 - Sms l e n g t h: 146 l e t.
Four reasons y dogs r better dan women dogs obey wen U shout dem dogs dont shop U can giv away ur dogs children any guy can get a good lookin dog!

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Today
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Gregorian calendar: 19 February 2017
Jewish calendar: 30 Shvat 5775
Islamic calendar: 29 Rabi ath-Thani 1436
Chinese calendar: 1 day 1 month 4412 year


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Reasons for mms or sms greetings
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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Life is 4 U, death is 4 me, being happy is 4 U, being sad is 4 me, being together is 4 U, being lonely is 4 me, everything 4 U but U r 4 me

Friendship texts for sms messages

Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money

Christmas greetings for sms messages

Lets these words not only touch your eyes, let them rest in your heart as you rest in mine. Be my valentine

Valentines day greetings for sms messages

Wives r incoming calls, lovers r outgoing calls, aunties r toll-free calls, callgirls r roaming calls, neighbour girls r missed calls

Naughty texts for sms messages

Last night I asked my angel 2 watch over U... But it came soon. I asked: Why? It smiled and said: An angel doesnt watch over another angel

Love texts for sms messages

So tht I can wish good morning and good evening 2 U

Good evening texts for sms messages

10-fingers 09-planets 08-sides 07-wonders 06-sense 05-pandavas 04-seasons 03-choices 02-genders 01-wonderful friend *u*

Friendship texts for sms messages

Thinking of you and the good times we spent make me smile! Happy birthday to a friend who is always close to my heart

Birthday greetings for sms messages

If you think I miss you all the time you are wrong I miss you only when I think about you but damn it I think you all the time I miss you sweetheart

Sweet texts for sms messages

The reason it hurts so much to separate is because our souls are connected

Miss you texts for sms messages