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insult texts for sms messages

Perfect text about offending for sms - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many insult sms texts for every occasion. In this collection you will find greatest huff texts for sms messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Cool huff sms quotes for status - Sms message text №1 - Sms l e n g t h: 142 l e t.
21st century is truly: Lifeless communication: Wireless cooking: Fireless youth: Jobless this msg: Meaningless senderriceless reader: Useless.

Cool huff sms quotes for status - Sms message text №2 - Sms l e n g t h: 43 l e t.
A prime candidate for natural de-selection.

Cool huff sms quotes for status - Sms message text №3 - Sms l e n g t h: 42 l e t.
A rose by any other name still has thorns.

Cool huff sms quotes for status - Sms message text №4 - Sms l e n g t h: 45 l e t.
All day I thought of you... I was at the zoo.

Cool huff sms quotes for status - Sms message text №5 - Sms l e n g t h: 80 l e t.
Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice.

Cool huff sms quotes for status - Sms message text №6 - Sms l e n g t h: 68 l e t.
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today.

Cool huff sms quotes for status - Sms message text №7 - Sms l e n g t h: 41 l e t.
Are you typing with your forehead, again?

Cool huff sms quotes for status - Sms message text №8 - Sms l e n g t h: 119 l e t.
As you go through life you are going to have many opportunities to keep your mouth shut. Take advantage of all of them.

Cool huff sms quotes for status - Sms message text №9 - Sms l e n g t h: 63 l e t.
Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing.

Cool huff sms quotes for status - Sms message text №10 - Sms l e n g t h: 65 l e t.
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.

Cool huff sms quotes for status - Sms message text №11 - Sms l e n g t h: 83 l e t.
Cigarette, a fire at one end, a fool at the other, and a bit of tobacco in between.

Cool huff sms quotes for status - Sms message text №12 - Sms l e n g t h: 36 l e t.
Do I look like a damn people person?

Cool huff sms quotes for status - Sms message text №13 - Sms l e n g t h: 160 l e t.
Do you want to go to USA here's a chance for you mr obama is waiting for you to be in white house get ready because... He's in search of a dog for his daughter!

Cool huff sms quotes for status - Sms message text №14 - Sms l e n g t h: 72 l e t.
Don't let you mind wander - It's far too small to be let out on its own.

Cool huff sms quotes for status - Sms message text №15 - Sms l e n g t h: 64 l e t.
Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

Cool huff sms quotes for status - Sms message text №16 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.
Folk clap when they see you... But they clap their hands over their eyes.

Cool huff sms quotes for status - Sms message text №17 - Sms l e n g t h: 58 l e t.
For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.

Cool huff sms quotes for status - Sms message text №18 - Sms l e n g t h: 147 l e t.
Forest king virappan died last week. In his memory let us all switch off our mobiles for 2 mins. Plz forward this to all local criminals, as I did.

Cool huff sms quotes for status - Sms message text №19 - Sms l e n g t h: 146 l e t.
Four reasons y dogs r better dan women dogs obey wen U shout dem dogs dont shop U can giv away ur dogs children any guy can get a good lookin dog!

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Gregorian calendar: 21 May 2018
Jewish calendar: 3 Sivan 5775
Islamic calendar: 2 Sha'ban 1436
Chinese calendar: 4 day 4 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
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• Military Translators Day (Russia)
• Ascension Day (Orthodox)
• Afro-Colombian Day (Colombia)
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• Navy Day (Chile)
• Heroes' Day (Romania)
• Independence Day (Montenegro)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

You've seen me laugh you've seen me cry and always you were there with me I may not have always said it but thanks and I love you happy mother's day

Mothers day greetings for sms messages

Heaven is not the one which you see after your death, true heaven is the one which you can see here in my true love

Love texts for sms messages

Marriage is a three ring circus: An engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering

Funny jokes for sms messages

God made a father who is, as sweet as a nectar, as brave as a lion, as cheerful as a bear, and he gave such dear father to me

Fathers day greetings for sms messages

Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that

Anniversary greetings for sms messages

If you love me, let me know. If not, please gently let me go

Sad texts for sms messages

You're the best thing since god made men

Love texts for sms messages

He's so full of shit, his eyes are brown

Insult texts for sms messages

What is the true friendship? Ans - It is when your best friend runs away with your wife & you are really worried... For your friend

Friendship texts for sms messages

The dancing waves the noisy crowd the grazing breeze have no meaning when U are not wid me

Christmas greetings for sms messages