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insult texts for sms messages

Perfect text about offending for sms - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many insult sms texts for every occasion. In this collection you will find greatest huff texts for sms messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Cool huff sms quotes for status - Sms message text №1 - Sms l e n g t h: 142 l e t.
21st century is truly: Lifeless communication: Wireless cooking: Fireless youth: Jobless this msg: Meaningless senderriceless reader: Useless.

Cool huff sms quotes for status - Sms message text №2 - Sms l e n g t h: 43 l e t.
A prime candidate for natural de-selection.

Cool huff sms quotes for status - Sms message text №3 - Sms l e n g t h: 42 l e t.
A rose by any other name still has thorns.

Cool huff sms quotes for status - Sms message text №4 - Sms l e n g t h: 45 l e t.
All day I thought of you... I was at the zoo.

Cool huff sms quotes for status - Sms message text №5 - Sms l e n g t h: 80 l e t.
Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice.

Cool huff sms quotes for status - Sms message text №6 - Sms l e n g t h: 68 l e t.
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today.

Cool huff sms quotes for status - Sms message text №7 - Sms l e n g t h: 41 l e t.
Are you typing with your forehead, again?

Cool huff sms quotes for status - Sms message text №8 - Sms l e n g t h: 119 l e t.
As you go through life you are going to have many opportunities to keep your mouth shut. Take advantage of all of them.

Cool huff sms quotes for status - Sms message text №9 - Sms l e n g t h: 63 l e t.
Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing.

Cool huff sms quotes for status - Sms message text №10 - Sms l e n g t h: 65 l e t.
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.

Cool huff sms quotes for status - Sms message text №11 - Sms l e n g t h: 83 l e t.
Cigarette, a fire at one end, a fool at the other, and a bit of tobacco in between.

Cool huff sms quotes for status - Sms message text №12 - Sms l e n g t h: 36 l e t.
Do I look like a damn people person?

Cool huff sms quotes for status - Sms message text №13 - Sms l e n g t h: 160 l e t.
Do you want to go to USA here's a chance for you mr obama is waiting for you to be in white house get ready because... He's in search of a dog for his daughter!

Cool huff sms quotes for status - Sms message text №14 - Sms l e n g t h: 72 l e t.
Don't let you mind wander - It's far too small to be let out on its own.

Cool huff sms quotes for status - Sms message text №15 - Sms l e n g t h: 64 l e t.
Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

Cool huff sms quotes for status - Sms message text №16 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.
Folk clap when they see you... But they clap their hands over their eyes.

Cool huff sms quotes for status - Sms message text №17 - Sms l e n g t h: 58 l e t.
For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.

Cool huff sms quotes for status - Sms message text №18 - Sms l e n g t h: 147 l e t.
Forest king virappan died last week. In his memory let us all switch off our mobiles for 2 mins. Plz forward this to all local criminals, as I did.

Cool huff sms quotes for status - Sms message text №19 - Sms l e n g t h: 146 l e t.
Four reasons y dogs r better dan women dogs obey wen U shout dem dogs dont shop U can giv away ur dogs children any guy can get a good lookin dog!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 27 May 2017
Jewish calendar: 9 Sivan 5775
Islamic calendar: 8 Sha'ban 1436
Chinese calendar: 10 day 4 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• National Libraries Day (Russia)
• Slavery Abolition Day (Saint Martin, France)
• Slavery Abolition Day (Guadeloupe, France)
• Mother's Day (Bolivia)
• Libraries Day (Kyrgyzstan)
• Army Day (Nicaragua)
• Children's Day (Nigeria)
• Attains Sovereignty Day (Afghanistan)
• World Multiple Sclerosis Day (USA)
• Saint Petersburg Birthday (Saint Petersburg, Russia)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Wish you A... Great, prosperous, blissful, healthy, bright, delightful, mind blowing, energetic, terrific & extremely... Happy, happy new year

New year greetings for sms messages

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies

Love texts for sms messages

A good morning wish, for you my friend may joy be yours, until day's end with nothing but sunshine, no clouds at all until the evening shadows fall

Good morning texts for sms messages

Aix rules to be happy: Free your heart from hatred, free your mind from worries, live simply, expect less, give more & always have me as your friend

Friendship texts for sms messages

I thank you for your kindness I will not soon forget you're one of the nicest people I have ever met

Boss day texts for sms messages

Sweet content, where doth thine harbour hold

Sweet texts for sms messages

I take this opportunity to thank you for your immeasurable contribution to my life. Thank you mom! And wish you a very happy mother's day

Mothers day greetings for sms messages

Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you

Love texts for sms messages

Lights on, door open, nobody at home

Funny jokes for sms messages

To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream not only plan but also believe, best wishes 4 your exam

Exam texts for sms messages