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insult texts for sms messages

Perfect text about offending for sms - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many insult sms texts for every occasion. In this collection you will find greatest huff texts for sms messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Cool huff sms quotes for status - Sms message text №1 - Sms l e n g t h: 142 l e t.
21st century is truly: Lifeless communication: Wireless cooking: Fireless youth: Jobless this msg: Meaningless senderriceless reader: Useless.

Cool huff sms quotes for status - Sms message text №2 - Sms l e n g t h: 43 l e t.
A prime candidate for natural de-selection.

Cool huff sms quotes for status - Sms message text №3 - Sms l e n g t h: 42 l e t.
A rose by any other name still has thorns.

Cool huff sms quotes for status - Sms message text №4 - Sms l e n g t h: 45 l e t.
All day I thought of you... I was at the zoo.

Cool huff sms quotes for status - Sms message text №5 - Sms l e n g t h: 80 l e t.
Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice.

Cool huff sms quotes for status - Sms message text №6 - Sms l e n g t h: 68 l e t.
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today.

Cool huff sms quotes for status - Sms message text №7 - Sms l e n g t h: 41 l e t.
Are you typing with your forehead, again?

Cool huff sms quotes for status - Sms message text №8 - Sms l e n g t h: 119 l e t.
As you go through life you are going to have many opportunities to keep your mouth shut. Take advantage of all of them.

Cool huff sms quotes for status - Sms message text №9 - Sms l e n g t h: 63 l e t.
Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing.

Cool huff sms quotes for status - Sms message text №10 - Sms l e n g t h: 65 l e t.
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.

Cool huff sms quotes for status - Sms message text №11 - Sms l e n g t h: 83 l e t.
Cigarette, a fire at one end, a fool at the other, and a bit of tobacco in between.

Cool huff sms quotes for status - Sms message text №12 - Sms l e n g t h: 36 l e t.
Do I look like a damn people person?

Cool huff sms quotes for status - Sms message text №13 - Sms l e n g t h: 160 l e t.
Do you want to go to USA here's a chance for you mr obama is waiting for you to be in white house get ready because... He's in search of a dog for his daughter!

Cool huff sms quotes for status - Sms message text №14 - Sms l e n g t h: 72 l e t.
Don't let you mind wander - It's far too small to be let out on its own.

Cool huff sms quotes for status - Sms message text №15 - Sms l e n g t h: 64 l e t.
Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

Cool huff sms quotes for status - Sms message text №16 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.
Folk clap when they see you... But they clap their hands over their eyes.

Cool huff sms quotes for status - Sms message text №17 - Sms l e n g t h: 58 l e t.
For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.

Cool huff sms quotes for status - Sms message text №18 - Sms l e n g t h: 147 l e t.
Forest king virappan died last week. In his memory let us all switch off our mobiles for 2 mins. Plz forward this to all local criminals, as I did.

Cool huff sms quotes for status - Sms message text №19 - Sms l e n g t h: 146 l e t.
Four reasons y dogs r better dan women dogs obey wen U shout dem dogs dont shop U can giv away ur dogs children any guy can get a good lookin dog!

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Gregorian calendar: 29 June 2017
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Reasons for mms or sms greetings
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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

My eyes are blind without your eyes to see, like a rose without color. Always be there in my life sweetheart. Happy valentine's day

Valentines day greetings for sms messages

What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your nuts. This is no ordinary blow job

Naughty texts for sms messages

It takes 2 to tango. 2 to kiss. 2 to talk & remenisce. So many good things cum in 2 & one of those things is me & U

Love texts for sms messages

Goodbyes are not forever. Goodbyes are not the end. They simply mean I'll miss you until we meet again

Good bye texts for sms messages

What is the difference between your and my smile? You smile when you are happy & I smile when you are happy

Flirt texts for sms messages

May your life be filled with colours and yours w-i-s-h-e-s all come true

Birthday greetings for sms messages

Accept the things to which fate binds U & love da people wid whom fate brings you together but do so withe all your heart

Sweet texts for sms messages

Missing someone is a part of loving them if you are never apart then you will never know how strong your love really is

Miss you texts for sms messages

At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet

Love texts for sms messages

I tried to call you from a payphone last night. I put my doner card in by mistake, it cost me an arm and a leg

Funny jokes for sms messages