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insult texts for sms messages

Perfect text about offending for sms - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many insult sms texts for every occasion. In this collection you will find greatest huff texts for sms messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Cool huff sms quotes for status - Sms message text №1 - Sms l e n g t h: 142 l e t.
21st century is truly: Lifeless communication: Wireless cooking: Fireless youth: Jobless this msg: Meaningless senderriceless reader: Useless.

Cool huff sms quotes for status - Sms message text №2 - Sms l e n g t h: 43 l e t.
A prime candidate for natural de-selection.

Cool huff sms quotes for status - Sms message text №3 - Sms l e n g t h: 42 l e t.
A rose by any other name still has thorns.

Cool huff sms quotes for status - Sms message text №4 - Sms l e n g t h: 45 l e t.
All day I thought of you... I was at the zoo.

Cool huff sms quotes for status - Sms message text №5 - Sms l e n g t h: 80 l e t.
Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice.

Cool huff sms quotes for status - Sms message text №6 - Sms l e n g t h: 68 l e t.
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today.

Cool huff sms quotes for status - Sms message text №7 - Sms l e n g t h: 41 l e t.
Are you typing with your forehead, again?

Cool huff sms quotes for status - Sms message text №8 - Sms l e n g t h: 119 l e t.
As you go through life you are going to have many opportunities to keep your mouth shut. Take advantage of all of them.

Cool huff sms quotes for status - Sms message text №9 - Sms l e n g t h: 63 l e t.
Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing.

Cool huff sms quotes for status - Sms message text №10 - Sms l e n g t h: 65 l e t.
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.

Cool huff sms quotes for status - Sms message text №11 - Sms l e n g t h: 83 l e t.
Cigarette, a fire at one end, a fool at the other, and a bit of tobacco in between.

Cool huff sms quotes for status - Sms message text №12 - Sms l e n g t h: 36 l e t.
Do I look like a damn people person?

Cool huff sms quotes for status - Sms message text №13 - Sms l e n g t h: 160 l e t.
Do you want to go to USA here's a chance for you mr obama is waiting for you to be in white house get ready because... He's in search of a dog for his daughter!

Cool huff sms quotes for status - Sms message text №14 - Sms l e n g t h: 72 l e t.
Don't let you mind wander - It's far too small to be let out on its own.

Cool huff sms quotes for status - Sms message text №15 - Sms l e n g t h: 64 l e t.
Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

Cool huff sms quotes for status - Sms message text №16 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.
Folk clap when they see you... But they clap their hands over their eyes.

Cool huff sms quotes for status - Sms message text №17 - Sms l e n g t h: 58 l e t.
For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.

Cool huff sms quotes for status - Sms message text №18 - Sms l e n g t h: 147 l e t.
Forest king virappan died last week. In his memory let us all switch off our mobiles for 2 mins. Plz forward this to all local criminals, as I did.

Cool huff sms quotes for status - Sms message text №19 - Sms l e n g t h: 146 l e t.
Four reasons y dogs r better dan women dogs obey wen U shout dem dogs dont shop U can giv away ur dogs children any guy can get a good lookin dog!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 17 January 2018
Jewish calendar: 26 Tevet 5775
Islamic calendar: 26 Rabi al-Awwal 1436
Chinese calendar: 27 day 11 month 4411 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• National Day (Minorca, Spain)
• Patras Carnival (Greece)
• Death of Khwaja Sirajuddin Naqshbandi (Sufism)
• Death of Abu Talib ibn Abdul Muttalib (Islam)
• Southland Day (Southland, New Zealand)
• Antonovden (Bulgaria)
• Death of Mzee Laurent Desire Kabila (Democratic Republic of the Congo)
• National Hot Buttered Rum Day (USA)
• Kid Inventors' Day (USA)
• Cable Car Day (USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

May all ur troubles last as long as ur new year's resolutions

Christmas greetings for sms messages

Husband and wife on picnic. There was a donkey eating grass. Wife said: See your relative eating grass, say hi husband said: Hello father-in-law

Wife texts for sms messages

Rain, rain, went away. Sun came out with pipe of clay. Blew a bubble whole-world-wide, stuck a rainbow on one side

Rainy day texts for sms messages

Love is the best medicine, and there is more than enough to go around once you open your heart

Love texts for sms messages

Leave something for someone but never leave someone for something becuz... In life something will leave you but someone will always be with you

Good morning texts for sms messages

Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born

Friendship texts for sms messages

Girl: 'I'm breaking up with you. ' Boy: 'Ok, can I get a last hug? ' *girl hugs boy* girl: 'Wait, are you covered in glue? ' Boy: 'Yeah'

Break up texts for sms messages

Your friendship and love, and all the wonderful things that they bring into my life are like nothing else I have ever known

Sweet texts for sms messages

You've seen me laugh you've seen me cry and always you were there with me I may not have always said it but thanks and I love you happy mother's day

Mothers day greetings for sms messages

I but know that I love thee, whatever thou art

Love texts for sms messages