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best sms sentences about comic for letters

Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many best sms sentences about comic for letters for every occasion. In this collection you will find funny texts for facebook status witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №661 - Sms l e n g t h: 65 l e t.
Woman: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №662 - Sms l e n g t h: 69 l e t.
Women are scientifically proven to be right even when they are wrong.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №663 - Sms l e n g t h: 136 l e t.
World's shortest jokes: Two women sitting quietly! Two pathan playing chess! Girlfriend pays the bill. Need more?! You are so beautiful.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №664 - Sms l e n g t h: 51 l e t.
Yes, I know how to shut up. I just don't know when.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №665 - Sms l e n g t h: 111 l e t.
You are an unwanted child. Your parents paid the medical expenses for your birth with their accident insurance.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №666 - Sms l e n g t h: 33 l e t.
You are never too blond to learn!

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №667 - Sms l e n g t h: 38 l e t.
You are nobody till somebody kill you.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №668 - Sms l e n g t h: 201 l e t.
You can choose to be happy or sad and whichever you choose that is what you get. No one is really responsible to make someone else happy, no matter what most people have been taught and accept as true!

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №669 - Sms l e n g t h: 40 l e t.
You can do anything, but not everything.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №670 - Sms l e n g t h: 104 l e t.
You can fool all of the people all of the time if the advertising is right and the budget is big enough.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №671 - Sms l e n g t h: 103 l e t.
You can have everything in life you want, if you will just help enough other people get what they want.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №672 - Sms l e n g t h: 51 l e t.
You can never be a leader unless you learn to lose.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №673 - Sms l e n g t h: 36 l e t.
You can't be late until you show up.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №674 - Sms l e n g t h: 34 l e t.
You could park a bike on that bum.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №675 - Sms l e n g t h: 128 l e t.
You got style... You got sex-appeal... You got the brains... And you sure as hell got the body... Wait!.. Sorry... Wrong number.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №676 - Sms l e n g t h: 117 l e t.
You have 10 fish, 5 drown, 3 come back to life. How many fish do you have? Stop counting smart one. Fish can't drown.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №677 - Sms l e n g t h: 95 l e t.
You have a cough? Go home 2night, eat a whole box of ex-lax, 2morrow you'll be afraid to cough.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №678 - Sms l e n g t h: 129 l e t.
You have the ones that think and you have the ones that do things. The worst kind are those who think that they are doing things.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №679 - Sms l e n g t h: 49 l e t.
You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 22 June 2017
Jewish calendar: 5 Tammuz 5775
Islamic calendar: 5 Ramadan 1436
Chinese calendar: 7 day 5 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Day of Remembrance of the Victims of the Great Patriotic War (Ukraine)
• Day of Remembrance of the Victims of the Great Patriotic War (Russia)
• Day of Remembrance of the Victims of the Great Patriotic War (Belarus)
• Heroes Remembrance Day - Remembrance Day of the Battle of Cesis (Latvia)
• Anti-Fascist Struggle Commemoration Day (Croatia)
• Teachers Day (El Salvador)
• Foundation of the Nations Army Day (Republic of the Congo)
• Combating with Consumer Market Crimes Police Units Foundation Day (Russia)
• Discovery Day - Cabot 500 Day (Newfoundland, Canada)
• Discovery Day - Cabot 500 Day (Labrador, Canada)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? - Well, it's the same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving

Marriage greetings for sms messages

Aix rules to be happy: Free your heart from hatred, free your mind from worries, live simply, expect less, give more & always have me as your friend

Friendship texts for sms messages

Why are men like snails?.. They have horns, they slobber and they trudge along, and above all, they think the house is theirs

Riddle, puzzle for sms messages

I tried to call you from a payphone last night. I put my doner card in by mistake, it cost me an arm and a leg

Funny jokes for sms messages

If you don't climb the mountain, you can't see the view

Thank texts for sms messages

You did it! Amazing! Above the rest! Awesome! A + congrats

Greetings texts for sms messages

Love is all you need

Anniversary greetings for sms messages

If you love something, set it free - If it comes back it's yours, if it doesn't, it never was

Love texts for sms messages

May dis christmas end da present year on a cheerful note & make way 4 a fresh & bright nw yr. Here's wishing U a merry christmas & a happy nw yr

Christmas greetings for sms messages

Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, the master of women'? Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir

Marriage greetings for sms messages