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best sms sentences about comic for letters

Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many best sms sentences about comic for letters for every occasion. In this collection you will find funny texts for facebook status witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №661 - Sms l e n g t h: 65 l e t.
Woman: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №662 - Sms l e n g t h: 69 l e t.
Women are scientifically proven to be right even when they are wrong.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №663 - Sms l e n g t h: 136 l e t.
World's shortest jokes: Two women sitting quietly! Two pathan playing chess! Girlfriend pays the bill. Need more?! You are so beautiful.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №664 - Sms l e n g t h: 51 l e t.
Yes, I know how to shut up. I just don't know when.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №665 - Sms l e n g t h: 111 l e t.
You are an unwanted child. Your parents paid the medical expenses for your birth with their accident insurance.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №666 - Sms l e n g t h: 33 l e t.
You are never too blond to learn!

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №667 - Sms l e n g t h: 38 l e t.
You are nobody till somebody kill you.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №668 - Sms l e n g t h: 201 l e t.
You can choose to be happy or sad and whichever you choose that is what you get. No one is really responsible to make someone else happy, no matter what most people have been taught and accept as true!

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №669 - Sms l e n g t h: 40 l e t.
You can do anything, but not everything.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №670 - Sms l e n g t h: 104 l e t.
You can fool all of the people all of the time if the advertising is right and the budget is big enough.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №671 - Sms l e n g t h: 103 l e t.
You can have everything in life you want, if you will just help enough other people get what they want.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №672 - Sms l e n g t h: 51 l e t.
You can never be a leader unless you learn to lose.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №673 - Sms l e n g t h: 36 l e t.
You can't be late until you show up.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №674 - Sms l e n g t h: 34 l e t.
You could park a bike on that bum.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №675 - Sms l e n g t h: 128 l e t.
You got style... You got sex-appeal... You got the brains... And you sure as hell got the body... Wait!.. Sorry... Wrong number.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №676 - Sms l e n g t h: 117 l e t.
You have 10 fish, 5 drown, 3 come back to life. How many fish do you have? Stop counting smart one. Fish can't drown.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №677 - Sms l e n g t h: 95 l e t.
You have a cough? Go home 2night, eat a whole box of ex-lax, 2morrow you'll be afraid to cough.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №678 - Sms l e n g t h: 129 l e t.
You have the ones that think and you have the ones that do things. The worst kind are those who think that they are doing things.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №679 - Sms l e n g t h: 49 l e t.
You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 26 April 2018
Jewish calendar: 7 Iyar 5775
Islamic calendar: 7 Rajab 1436
Chinese calendar: 8 day 3 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• World Intellectual Property Day (International)
• Confederate Memorial Day (Florida, USA)
• Confederate Memorial Day (Georgia, USA)
• Confederate Memorial Day (Texas, USA)
• Victims of Radiation Accidents and Catastrophes Remembrance Day (Ukraine)
• Radiation Accidents and Catastrophes Memorial Day (Russia)
• Radiation Accidents and Catastrophes Liquidators Day (Russia)
• National Heroes Day (Mari El, Russia)
• Day of Remembrance of the Chernobyl Tragedy (Belarus)
• Frontier Guard Day (Armenia)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Oops!? Ouch I fell from bed trying to reach my phone just to say sweet dreams to you sleep tight

Good night texts for sms messages

Learn something new each day-keep your eyes, ears and most of all your mind open

Advice texts for sms messages

I like not only to be loved, but to be told that I am loved. - George elliot

Love texts for sms messages

Da sounds of christmas, fill da air as we celebrate his birth wishing joy, 2 all mankind & peace 2 all on earth. (Merry christmas)

Christmas greetings for sms messages

You never realize how much you love someone until they're gone

Love texts for sms messages

It's too heard to loose someone who is 99% cute, 98% sweet, 97% loving, 96% talented & 100% friendly thats me, whats a waste of life if U loose me

Flirt texts for sms messages

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain

Rainy day texts for sms messages

Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards

Funny jokes for sms messages

Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness

Sweet texts for sms messages

Love sweet as sugar, bitter if you dont know it better. Bed the best place to think of memories which put U to sleep, telling U goodnite

Good night texts for sms messages