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best sms sentences about comic for letters

Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many best sms sentences about comic for letters for every occasion. In this collection you will find funny texts for facebook status witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №661 - Sms l e n g t h: 65 l e t.
Woman: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №662 - Sms l e n g t h: 69 l e t.
Women are scientifically proven to be right even when they are wrong.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №663 - Sms l e n g t h: 136 l e t.
World's shortest jokes: Two women sitting quietly! Two pathan playing chess! Girlfriend pays the bill. Need more?! You are so beautiful.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №664 - Sms l e n g t h: 51 l e t.
Yes, I know how to shut up. I just don't know when.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №665 - Sms l e n g t h: 111 l e t.
You are an unwanted child. Your parents paid the medical expenses for your birth with their accident insurance.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №666 - Sms l e n g t h: 33 l e t.
You are never too blond to learn!

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №667 - Sms l e n g t h: 38 l e t.
You are nobody till somebody kill you.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №668 - Sms l e n g t h: 201 l e t.
You can choose to be happy or sad and whichever you choose that is what you get. No one is really responsible to make someone else happy, no matter what most people have been taught and accept as true!

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №669 - Sms l e n g t h: 40 l e t.
You can do anything, but not everything.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №670 - Sms l e n g t h: 104 l e t.
You can fool all of the people all of the time if the advertising is right and the budget is big enough.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №671 - Sms l e n g t h: 103 l e t.
You can have everything in life you want, if you will just help enough other people get what they want.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №672 - Sms l e n g t h: 51 l e t.
You can never be a leader unless you learn to lose.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №673 - Sms l e n g t h: 36 l e t.
You can't be late until you show up.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №674 - Sms l e n g t h: 34 l e t.
You could park a bike on that bum.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №675 - Sms l e n g t h: 128 l e t.
You got style... You got sex-appeal... You got the brains... And you sure as hell got the body... Wait!.. Sorry... Wrong number.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №676 - Sms l e n g t h: 117 l e t.
You have 10 fish, 5 drown, 3 come back to life. How many fish do you have? Stop counting smart one. Fish can't drown.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №677 - Sms l e n g t h: 95 l e t.
You have a cough? Go home 2night, eat a whole box of ex-lax, 2morrow you'll be afraid to cough.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №678 - Sms l e n g t h: 129 l e t.
You have the ones that think and you have the ones that do things. The worst kind are those who think that they are doing things.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №679 - Sms l e n g t h: 49 l e t.
You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take.

I would like to warn you against sanding some of this funny texts for sms messages - Perfect text about laughing for sms read by you, may cause absolutely other emotions in a person whom you will send it. So think carefully before you send some funny sms texts, because each person differently understand your sms.


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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 29 March 2017
Jewish calendar: 9 Nisan 5775
Islamic calendar: 8 Jumada ath-Thaniya 1436
Chinese calendar: 10 day 2 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Palm Sunday (Western Christianity)
• Daylight Saving Time Day (Europe)
• Legal Service Day (Russia)
• Octave of Easter - Low Sunday (Western Christianity)
• Domingo de Ramos (Peru)
• Youth Day (Taiwan)
• Lithuania's accession to NATO Day (Lithuania)
• Martyrs' Day (Madagascar)
• Financier Day (Krasnodar, Russia)
• Day of the Young Combatant (Chile)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

You are friendly, kind and caring sensitive, loyal and understanding humorous, fun, secure and true always there... Yes that's U

Friendship texts for sms messages

Accept the things to which fate binds U & love da people wid whom fate brings you together but do so withe all your heart

Sweet texts for sms messages

A special face, a special smile, a special someone, a special hug from me to U, a special person, I found in U, sweet dreams & good night

Good night texts for sms messages

The smarter the woman gets, the more difficult for her to find the right man

Women day greetings for sms messages

Hatred infects d mind - Love dissolves it. U dissolve my mind

Love texts for sms messages

You hurt me more than what I deserve is it just because I loved you more than what you deserved

Broken heart texts for sms messages

When you left, I stopped smiling

Love texts for sms messages

Best way to purpose a girl. Take her to sea, say her to sit in a boat. Then take the boat in the middle of sea. Then say marry me or leave my boat

Flirt texts for sms messages

I hope your new year is filled with lots of fun. Have a great year ahead. Happy new year

New year greetings for sms messages

When god opened the window of the heaven he asked me: What is your wish for today? 'I said lease take special care of the person reading this'

Friendship texts for sms messages