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best sms sentences about comic for letters

Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many best sms sentences about comic for letters for every occasion. In this collection you will find funny texts for facebook status witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №661 - Sms l e n g t h: 65 l e t.
Woman: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №662 - Sms l e n g t h: 69 l e t.
Women are scientifically proven to be right even when they are wrong.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №663 - Sms l e n g t h: 136 l e t.
World's shortest jokes: Two women sitting quietly! Two pathan playing chess! Girlfriend pays the bill. Need more?! You are so beautiful.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №664 - Sms l e n g t h: 51 l e t.
Yes, I know how to shut up. I just don't know when.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №665 - Sms l e n g t h: 111 l e t.
You are an unwanted child. Your parents paid the medical expenses for your birth with their accident insurance.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №666 - Sms l e n g t h: 33 l e t.
You are never too blond to learn!

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №667 - Sms l e n g t h: 38 l e t.
You are nobody till somebody kill you.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №668 - Sms l e n g t h: 201 l e t.
You can choose to be happy or sad and whichever you choose that is what you get. No one is really responsible to make someone else happy, no matter what most people have been taught and accept as true!

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №669 - Sms l e n g t h: 40 l e t.
You can do anything, but not everything.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №670 - Sms l e n g t h: 104 l e t.
You can fool all of the people all of the time if the advertising is right and the budget is big enough.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №671 - Sms l e n g t h: 103 l e t.
You can have everything in life you want, if you will just help enough other people get what they want.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №672 - Sms l e n g t h: 51 l e t.
You can never be a leader unless you learn to lose.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №673 - Sms l e n g t h: 36 l e t.
You can't be late until you show up.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №674 - Sms l e n g t h: 34 l e t.
You could park a bike on that bum.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №675 - Sms l e n g t h: 128 l e t.
You got style... You got sex-appeal... You got the brains... And you sure as hell got the body... Wait!.. Sorry... Wrong number.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №676 - Sms l e n g t h: 117 l e t.
You have 10 fish, 5 drown, 3 come back to life. How many fish do you have? Stop counting smart one. Fish can't drown.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №677 - Sms l e n g t h: 95 l e t.
You have a cough? Go home 2night, eat a whole box of ex-lax, 2morrow you'll be afraid to cough.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №678 - Sms l e n g t h: 129 l e t.
You have the ones that think and you have the ones that do things. The worst kind are those who think that they are doing things.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №679 - Sms l e n g t h: 49 l e t.
You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 19 February 2017
Jewish calendar: 30 Shvat 5775
Islamic calendar: 29 Rabi ath-Thani 1436
Chinese calendar: 1 day 1 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Chinese New Year (International)
• Tet - Vietnamese New Year (Vietnam)
• Armed Forces Day (Mexico)
• Israel's Family Day (Israel)
• State Flag of Turkmenistan Day (Turkmenistan)
• Finance Police Day (Kyrgyzstan)
• National Democracy Day (Nepal)
• Loyalty Day - Burger Day (Mexico)
• World Day of Mammals Protection - World Whale Day (International)
• Iwo Jima Day (USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Before now U are just ok, yesterday you were better, today U are perfect, this is the the effect of a blissful season... Christmas. Merry it in style

Christmas greetings for sms messages

Words and hearts should be handled with care... For words when spoken and hearts when broken are the hardest things to repair

Love texts for sms messages

I do not think much, I do not think often, but when I do think, I think of you

Flirt texts for sms messages

New year's eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive

New year greetings for sms messages

Your beliefs pave your way to success or block you

Friendship texts for sms messages

Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poppy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that elephants can't fly

Sweet texts for sms messages

May be U are busy or tired by the end of the day, just wana tell you 143, good night before I sleep

Good night texts for sms messages

Often v leave our appreciation unspoken! 2day we all say happy womens day

Women day greetings for sms messages

Heaven is not the one which you see after your death, true heaven is the one which you can see here in my true love

Love texts for sms messages

You left, and my heart is a ceaseless sermon of loneliness. - Jaesse tyler

Broken heart texts for sms messages