Good


best sms sentences about comic for letters

Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many best sms sentences about comic for letters for every occasion. In this collection you will find funny texts for facebook status witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №661 - Sms l e n g t h: 65 l e t.
Woman: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №662 - Sms l e n g t h: 69 l e t.
Women are scientifically proven to be right even when they are wrong.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №663 - Sms l e n g t h: 136 l e t.
World's shortest jokes: Two women sitting quietly! Two pathan playing chess! Girlfriend pays the bill. Need more?! You are so beautiful.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №664 - Sms l e n g t h: 51 l e t.
Yes, I know how to shut up. I just don't know when.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №665 - Sms l e n g t h: 111 l e t.
You are an unwanted child. Your parents paid the medical expenses for your birth with their accident insurance.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №666 - Sms l e n g t h: 33 l e t.
You are never too blond to learn!

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №667 - Sms l e n g t h: 38 l e t.
You are nobody till somebody kill you.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №668 - Sms l e n g t h: 201 l e t.
You can choose to be happy or sad and whichever you choose that is what you get. No one is really responsible to make someone else happy, no matter what most people have been taught and accept as true!

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №669 - Sms l e n g t h: 40 l e t.
You can do anything, but not everything.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №670 - Sms l e n g t h: 104 l e t.
You can fool all of the people all of the time if the advertising is right and the budget is big enough.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №671 - Sms l e n g t h: 103 l e t.
You can have everything in life you want, if you will just help enough other people get what they want.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №672 - Sms l e n g t h: 51 l e t.
You can never be a leader unless you learn to lose.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №673 - Sms l e n g t h: 36 l e t.
You can't be late until you show up.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №674 - Sms l e n g t h: 34 l e t.
You could park a bike on that bum.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №675 - Sms l e n g t h: 128 l e t.
You got style... You got sex-appeal... You got the brains... And you sure as hell got the body... Wait!.. Sorry... Wrong number.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №676 - Sms l e n g t h: 117 l e t.
You have 10 fish, 5 drown, 3 come back to life. How many fish do you have? Stop counting smart one. Fish can't drown.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №677 - Sms l e n g t h: 95 l e t.
You have a cough? Go home 2night, eat a whole box of ex-lax, 2morrow you'll be afraid to cough.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №678 - Sms l e n g t h: 129 l e t.
You have the ones that think and you have the ones that do things. The worst kind are those who think that they are doing things.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №679 - Sms l e n g t h: 49 l e t.
You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take.

I would like to warn you against sanding some of this funny texts for sms messages - Perfect text about laughing for sms read by you, may cause absolutely other emotions in a person whom you will send it. So think carefully before you send some funny sms texts, because each person differently understand your sms.


РУССКАЯ ВЕРСИЯ
Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 20 June 2018
Jewish calendar: 3 Tammuz 5775
Islamic calendar: 3 Ramadan 1436
Chinese calendar: 5 day 5 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• World Refugee Day (United Nations)
• Midsummer (Europe)
• Statehood Day (West Virginia, USA)
• Police Expert Department Creation Day (Ukraine)
• White Nights Festival (Saint Petersburg, Russia)
• Duanwu Festival - Dragon Boat Festival (China)
• Day of the National Flag (Argentina)
• Day of the Finnish Flag (Finland)
• Gas Sector Workers Day (Azerbaijan)
• Romanian Aviation and Romanian Air force Day (Romania)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her. - Agatha christie

Marriage greetings for sms messages

What is the difference between your and my smile? You smile when you are happy & I smile when you are happy

Flirt texts for sms messages

Other might have forgotten, but never can i, the flag of my country furls very high, happy independence day

Republic day greetings for sms messages

Do you ever notice that anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, & anyone driving faster than you is a maniac'

Funny jokes for sms messages

True love can blind you but at the same time if you let it, it can also open your eyes

Sweet texts for sms messages

Wish that god would hold U tight. I hope that angels will keep U in site. Now just2make sure U feel all rite, I'm gonna wish U a wonderful night

Good night texts for sms messages

Three golden rules: 'Who is helping you, dont forget them, who is loving U, dont hate them, who s believing you. Dont cheat them

Advice texts for sms messages

I was told that there are people worth waiting for, and I think they may be right

Love texts for sms messages

Hope you have the best of everything in your life. I hope you to be blessed with love, joy and happiness on the christmas. Have a merry christmas

Christmas greetings for sms messages

You've never felt pain until you've felt love

Love texts for sms messages