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best sms sentences about comic for letters

Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many best sms sentences about comic for letters for every occasion. In this collection you will find funny texts for facebook status witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №661 - Sms l e n g t h: 65 l e t.
Woman: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №662 - Sms l e n g t h: 69 l e t.
Women are scientifically proven to be right even when they are wrong.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №663 - Sms l e n g t h: 136 l e t.
World's shortest jokes: Two women sitting quietly! Two pathan playing chess! Girlfriend pays the bill. Need more?! You are so beautiful.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №664 - Sms l e n g t h: 51 l e t.
Yes, I know how to shut up. I just don't know when.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №665 - Sms l e n g t h: 111 l e t.
You are an unwanted child. Your parents paid the medical expenses for your birth with their accident insurance.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №666 - Sms l e n g t h: 33 l e t.
You are never too blond to learn!

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №667 - Sms l e n g t h: 38 l e t.
You are nobody till somebody kill you.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №668 - Sms l e n g t h: 201 l e t.
You can choose to be happy or sad and whichever you choose that is what you get. No one is really responsible to make someone else happy, no matter what most people have been taught and accept as true!

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №669 - Sms l e n g t h: 40 l e t.
You can do anything, but not everything.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №670 - Sms l e n g t h: 104 l e t.
You can fool all of the people all of the time if the advertising is right and the budget is big enough.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №671 - Sms l e n g t h: 103 l e t.
You can have everything in life you want, if you will just help enough other people get what they want.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №672 - Sms l e n g t h: 51 l e t.
You can never be a leader unless you learn to lose.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №673 - Sms l e n g t h: 36 l e t.
You can't be late until you show up.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №674 - Sms l e n g t h: 34 l e t.
You could park a bike on that bum.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №675 - Sms l e n g t h: 128 l e t.
You got style... You got sex-appeal... You got the brains... And you sure as hell got the body... Wait!.. Sorry... Wrong number.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №676 - Sms l e n g t h: 117 l e t.
You have 10 fish, 5 drown, 3 come back to life. How many fish do you have? Stop counting smart one. Fish can't drown.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №677 - Sms l e n g t h: 95 l e t.
You have a cough? Go home 2night, eat a whole box of ex-lax, 2morrow you'll be afraid to cough.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №678 - Sms l e n g t h: 129 l e t.
You have the ones that think and you have the ones that do things. The worst kind are those who think that they are doing things.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №679 - Sms l e n g t h: 49 l e t.
You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 22 January 2021
Jewish calendar: 2 Shvat 5775
Islamic calendar: 1 Rabi ath-Thani 1436
Chinese calendar: 3 day 12 month 4411 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Reunion and Freedom Day (Ukraine)
• Defense Aviation Day (Russia)
• Grandfather day (Poland)
• Customs Workers Day (Tajikistan)
• Wellington Province Day (Wellington, New Zealand)
• National Polka Dot Day (USA)
• National Blonde Brownie Day (USA)
• Roe vs. Wade Day (USA)
• Celebration of Life Day (USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

The more hot arguments you win the more good friends you lose

Advice texts for sms messages

I used to dream of eyes so blue and loving arms to hold me. I used to dream of heroic knights and how gracious they would be

Love texts for sms messages

Have a joyous christmas day. Happy christmas

Christmas greetings for sms messages

You've never felt pain until you've felt love

Love texts for sms messages

Sweet by light naughty by night angel from above just for you to love

Flirt texts for sms messages

May allah bring to your life all that is beautiful & pure... Wish you a very happy ramadan

Ramadan greetings for sms messages

Born free... Taxed to death

Funny jokes for sms messages

Never close your lips to those whom you have opened your heart

Sweet texts for sms messages

Oops!? Ouch I fell from bed trying to reach my phone just to say sweet dreams to you sleep tight

Good night texts for sms messages

Learn something new each day-keep your eyes, ears and most of all your mind open

Advice texts for sms messages