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Perfect text about laughing for sms - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many funny sms texts for every occasion. In this collection you will find greatest joke texts for sms messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №1 - Sms l e n g t h: 144 l e t.
20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one yokel is now holding his mobile in his hand.

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №2 - Sms l e n g t h: 128 l e t.
A 3-legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west. He slides up to the bar and says: 'I'm looking for the man who shot my paw'.

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №3 - Sms l e n g t h: 124 l e t.
A baby fish asked her mother: Y can't we live on earth? Mother fish: Earth is not the place for fish, it's made for selfish.

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №4 - Sms l e n g t h: 171 l e t.
A baby mosquito came back after its 1st fight. Dad asked: How did U feel? He replied: Dad it was wonderful. Everyone was clapping for me moral: Take everything positively.

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №5 - Sms l e n g t h: 141 l e t.
A boy came running in the kitchen, boy: Dad, there is an ugly monster at the door dad(Looking at his wife): Tell him we have already got one!

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №6 - Sms l e n g t h: 143 l e t.
A boy goes to sees a dance. His mom angrily asks him: Did you sees anything there that you were not supposed to see? Boy: Yea, I saw dad there!

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №7 - Sms l e n g t h: 206 l e t.
A boy of 1st class to her teacher. Do you like me? Miss. So sweet. Student: When should I sent my parents to your home? Miss. Why? Student: To talk about us. Miss: What are you saying? Student: For tuition.

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №8 - Sms l e n g t h: 120 l e t.
A boy was going with his G. F. Friend asked: Who is she? Boy: My cousin... The friend said: Last year she was my cousin!

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №9 - Sms l e n g t h: 123 l e t.
A chicken sandwidch walked into the bar, ordered some food and beer. The bartender says: 'Sorry, we don't serve food here'.

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №10 - Sms l e n g t h: 155 l e t.
A chines couple, mr hua & mrs hua got twin babies after marriage. They named them, jo-hua, so-hua. Next year they got one more baby. They named ye-kia-hua.

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №11 - Sms l e n g t h: 67 l e t.
A closed mouth is an open ear, the less you talk the more you hear.

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №12 - Sms l e n g t h: 76 l e t.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №13 - Sms l e n g t h: 135 l e t.
A couple were arguing. Wife: You don't like anybody in my family man: Not true, I like your mother-in-law better than my mother-in-law!

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №14 - Sms l e n g t h: 32 l e t.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №15 - Sms l e n g t h: 150 l e t.
A foreigner had very spicy indian dinner. Next morning he came out of the toilet & said, now I understand why indian use water. Tissue can catch fire.

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №16 - Sms l e n g t h: 50 l e t.
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №17 - Sms l e n g t h: 85 l e t.
A girl called me & said 'Come no over, nobody is home'. I went over. Nobody was home.

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №18 - Sms l e n g t h: 110 l e t.
A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home. ' I went over. Nobody was home.

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №19 - Sms l e n g t h: 135 l e t.
A guy searching, these keywords on google: 'How to tackle a wife... ' Google search result: 'Good morning, sir, even we are searching'.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 24 January 2017
Jewish calendar: 4 Shvat 5775
Islamic calendar: 3 Rabi ath-Thani 1436
Chinese calendar: 5 day 12 month 4411 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Unification Day (Romania)
• Economic Liberation Day (Togo)
• Feast of Our Lady of Peace (Catholic Church)
• Global Belly Laugh Day (Global)
• National Lobster Thermidor Day (USA)
• National Eskimo Pie Patent Day (USA)
• National Compliment Day (USA)
• Talk Like a Grizzled Prospector Day (USA)
• Beer Can Appreciation Day (USA)
• National Peanut Butter Day (USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Smile in ease smile in pain smile when trouble pour like rain smile when someone hurt your feelings smiles you know are very hailing

Smile jokes for sms messages

It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam. Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. Say no to exams

Exam texts for sms messages

A kiss that tells it all is seldomly a first edition

Love texts for sms messages

Sometimes. When im all alone. I close my eyes & think of you & the thought of your love warms me inside & make me smile

Smile jokes for sms messages

On your engagement my warm wishes for a lifetime of joy and togetherness

Engagement texts for sms messages

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears

Love texts for sms messages

Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is forcing others to live as one wishes to live

Selfish texts for sms messages

For you see, each day I love you more, today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow

Engagement texts for sms messages

Labor disgraces no man - Unfortunately, you occasionally find men who disgrace labor

Labour day greetings for sms messages

You hurt me once... Shame on you. You hurt me twice... Shame on me

Sad texts for sms messages