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Perfect text about laughing for sms - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many funny sms texts for every occasion. In this collection you will find greatest joke texts for sms messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №1 - Sms l e n g t h: 144 l e t.
20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one yokel is now holding his mobile in his hand.

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №2 - Sms l e n g t h: 128 l e t.
A 3-legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west. He slides up to the bar and says: 'I'm looking for the man who shot my paw'.

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A baby fish asked her mother: Y can't we live on earth? Mother fish: Earth is not the place for fish, it's made for selfish.

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №4 - Sms l e n g t h: 171 l e t.
A baby mosquito came back after its 1st fight. Dad asked: How did U feel? He replied: Dad it was wonderful. Everyone was clapping for me moral: Take everything positively.

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №5 - Sms l e n g t h: 141 l e t.
A boy came running in the kitchen, boy: Dad, there is an ugly monster at the door dad(Looking at his wife): Tell him we have already got one!

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №6 - Sms l e n g t h: 143 l e t.
A boy goes to sees a dance. His mom angrily asks him: Did you sees anything there that you were not supposed to see? Boy: Yea, I saw dad there!

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №7 - Sms l e n g t h: 206 l e t.
A boy of 1st class to her teacher. Do you like me? Miss. So sweet. Student: When should I sent my parents to your home? Miss. Why? Student: To talk about us. Miss: What are you saying? Student: For tuition.

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №8 - Sms l e n g t h: 120 l e t.
A boy was going with his G. F. Friend asked: Who is she? Boy: My cousin... The friend said: Last year she was my cousin!

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №9 - Sms l e n g t h: 123 l e t.
A chicken sandwidch walked into the bar, ordered some food and beer. The bartender says: 'Sorry, we don't serve food here'.

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №10 - Sms l e n g t h: 155 l e t.
A chines couple, mr hua & mrs hua got twin babies after marriage. They named them, jo-hua, so-hua. Next year they got one more baby. They named ye-kia-hua.

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №11 - Sms l e n g t h: 67 l e t.
A closed mouth is an open ear, the less you talk the more you hear.

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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №13 - Sms l e n g t h: 135 l e t.
A couple were arguing. Wife: You don't like anybody in my family man: Not true, I like your mother-in-law better than my mother-in-law!

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №14 - Sms l e n g t h: 32 l e t.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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A foreigner had very spicy indian dinner. Next morning he came out of the toilet & said, now I understand why indian use water. Tissue can catch fire.

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A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №17 - Sms l e n g t h: 85 l e t.
A girl called me & said 'Come no over, nobody is home'. I went over. Nobody was home.

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №18 - Sms l e n g t h: 110 l e t.
A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home. ' I went over. Nobody was home.

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №19 - Sms l e n g t h: 135 l e t.
A guy searching, these keywords on google: 'How to tackle a wife... ' Google search result: 'Good morning, sir, even we are searching'.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 16 August 2018
Jewish calendar: 1 Elul 5775
Islamic calendar: 1 Dhu al-Qa'da 1436
Chinese calendar: 3 day 7 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Kings Elvis Death (USA)
• Air Fleet Day (Russia)
• Sports Day (Kazakhstan)
• Children's Day (Paraguay)
• Freedom Day - Defeat of Japan Day (Thailand)
• Inventors and Innovators Day (Tajikistan)
• Restoration Republic Day (Dominican Republic)
• Birth anniversary of Bibi Masooma-e-Qom (Shia Islam)
• Peace treaty of al-Hudaibiya between Muslims and Mushrikeen Day (Islam)
• National Airborne Day (USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Wish you A... Great, prosperous, blissful, healthy, bright, delightful, mind blowing, energetic, terrific & extremely... Happy, happy new year

New year greetings for sms messages

Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money

Christmas greetings for sms messages

Good night my love. As darkness folds around meand the stars twinkle in the sky my thoughts are still on you my loveas I close my eyes

Good night texts for sms messages

This is the last day of the year, they call it new years eve, look back at all the memories, this year you are going to leave

New year greetings for sms messages

Christmas brings such a time of love each tender heart holds so much of unselfishness thrives, trust is strong the purpose to give, send love along

Christmas greetings for sms messages

A special face, a special smile, a special someone, a special hug from me to U, a special person, I found in U, sweet dreams & good night

Good night texts for sms messages

Wish you A... Great, prosperous, blissful, healthy, bright, delightful, mind blowing, energetic, terrific & extremely... Happy, happy new year

New year greetings for sms messages

A christmas shopper's complaint is one of long standing

Christmas greetings for sms messages

Waves r inspiring, not becoz they rise-n-fall - But becoz each time they fall, they never fail to rise again! Hope U rise always! Good morning

Good morning texts for sms messages

Leave the tear, think of joy, forget the fear, hold the laugh, leave the pain, be joyous, because new year is coming! Happy new year

New year greetings for sms messages