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Cool wife sms quotes for status - Sms message text №1 - Sms l e n g t h: 122 l e t.
1. Never laugh at your wife's choices - You are one of them. 2. Never be proud of your choices - Your wife is one of them.

Cool wife sms quotes for status - Sms message text №2 - Sms l e n g t h: 110 l e t.
A fired stock trader said 'This is worse than divorce I have last each n everything and I still have my wife'.

Cool wife sms quotes for status - Sms message text №3 - Sms l e n g t h: 250 l e t.
A man approaches to a beautiful woman in a hypermarket: Miss, please, I lost my wife in the store. Would you mind if I talk to you for a few minutes? Woman said why? Man: Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears from somewhere.

Cool wife sms quotes for status - Sms message text №4 - Sms l e n g t h: 138 l e t.
A man in hell asked devil: Can I make a call to my wife? After making call he asked how much to pay. Devil: Nothing, hell to hell is free.

Cool wife sms quotes for status - Sms message text №5 - Sms l e n g t h: 227 l e t.
A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can ask for whatever he wants, but his mother-in-law gets double of what he gets. The man thinks for a moment and says, okay, give me a million dollars and beat me till I'm half dead.

Cool wife sms quotes for status - Sms message text №6 - Sms l e n g t h: 127 l e t.
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it since the thief was spending much less than his wife did.

Cool wife sms quotes for status - Sms message text №7 - Sms l e n g t h: 164 l e t.
A man was asked to explain this saying: Sorrow is our constant companion, happiness comes and goes. Man said: My wife is always with me. Her friends comes and goes.

Cool wife sms quotes for status - Sms message text №8 - Sms l e n g t h: 165 l e t.
A perfect gift for you! Absolutely no cost, no batteries required, non-taxable, silent performance, extremely personal, fully returnable it's a smile form me to you!

Cool wife sms quotes for status - Sms message text №9 - Sms l e n g t h: 136 l e t.
A psychological survey report: When 2 couples come face to face, wives look at each others dresses & husbands look at each others wives.

Cool wife sms quotes for status - Sms message text №10 - Sms l e n g t h: 117 l e t.
A recently fired stock trader said... 'This is worse than divorce... I have lost everything and I still have my wife.

Cool wife sms quotes for status - Sms message text №11 - Sms l e n g t h: 133 l e t.
A small argument between a couple turns violent. Angry husband: Do not let the animal in me come out! Wife: Who is scared of a mouse!

Cool wife sms quotes for status - Sms message text №12 - Sms l e n g t h: 160 l e t.
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, 'You know, I was a fool when I married you. ' The husband replied, 'Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice.

Cool wife sms quotes for status - Sms message text №13 - Sms l e n g t h: 74 l e t.
Always listen to your wife she gives sound advice 99% sound and 1% advice.

Cool wife sms quotes for status - Sms message text №14 - Sms l e n g t h: 124 l e t.
An economist explains the reason for having 2 wives... 'Monopoly is always damaging!.. And... 'Competition improves service!

Cool wife sms quotes for status - Sms message text №15 - Sms l e n g t h: 156 l e t.
Angry husband sent sms to father-in-law: 'Your product not meeting my requirements. ' Smart father-in-law: 'Warranty expired, manufacturer not responsible'.

Cool wife sms quotes for status - Sms message text №16 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.
Arguing with girls, wife or ladies is like wrestling with a pig in mud. After sometime you realise that you are getting dirty & the pig is enjoying!

Cool wife sms quotes for status - Sms message text №17 - Sms l e n g t h: 115 l e t.
Behind every successful man there is a satisfied woman. But behind every satisfied woman. There is an exausted man.

Cool wife sms quotes for status - Sms message text №18 - Sms l e n g t h: 231 l e t.
Discoveries and inventions by men and women men discovered colors and invented paint, women discovered paint and invented makeup. Men discovered the word and invented conversation, women discovered conversation and invented gossip.

Cool wife sms quotes for status - Sms message text №19 - Sms l e n g t h: 83 l e t.
Do U know the meaning of wife? It means... Without information fighting every time!

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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

If I knew how to write a song I'd write one everyday it would say that I'm in love with you and why I feel this way

Love texts for sms messages

A man said 2 his doctor 'Everytime I look in the mirror I get an erection' the doctor said 'That's because U look like a cunt

Rude texts for sms messages

Love is like a puzzle. When you're in love, all the pieces fit but when your heart gets broken, it takes a while to get everything back together

Broken heart texts for sms messages

I am not your type... I am not inflatable

Funny jokes for sms messages

My love is ever in your service

Love texts for sms messages

Keep your words soft and tender because tomorrow you may have to eat them

Sorry texts for sms messages

Merry christmas and every happiness in the new year

Christmas greetings for sms messages

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour

Funny jokes for sms messages

When U love someone, draw a circle around their name instead of a heart bcuz hearts can be broken but circles never end

Love texts for sms messages

When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, & think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, & the day I met U

Thank texts for sms messages