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funny texts for sms messages

Well comic sms ideas for status - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many funny texts for sms messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find perfect text about laughing for sms witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №581 - Sms l e n g t h: 64 l e t.
We have so much in common. You want to travel, I want you to go.

Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №582 - Sms l e n g t h: 151 l e t.
We spend the first twelve months of our children s lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve years telling them to sit down and shut up.

Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №583 - Sms l e n g t h: 116 l e t.
We will now upgrade your brain... Please wait... Searching... Searching... Still searching... Sorry, no brain found!

Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №584 - Sms l e n g t h: 74 l e t.
What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I'm home!

Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №585 - Sms l e n g t h: 69 l e t.
What did tarzan think when he saw a dead cheetah? Wow! New underwear.

Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №586 - Sms l e n g t h: 47 l e t.
What did the drummer get on his IQ test? Drool.

Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №587 - Sms l e n g t h: 82 l e t.
What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through that thing?

Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №588 - Sms l e n g t h: 59 l e t.
What do germans use for birth control? Their personalities!

Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №589 - Sms l e n g t h: 84 l e t.
What do you call a blonde hiding in a closet? The 1977 world hide and seek champion.

Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №590 - Sms l e n g t h: 49 l e t.
What do you call a handcuffed man? - Trustworthy.

Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №591 - Sms l e n g t h: 57 l e t.
What do you call a skoda at the top of a hill? A miracle.

Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №592 - Sms l e n g t h: 95 l e t.
What do you get if you cross an irishman with a german? A man who's too drunk to follow orders.

Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №593 - Sms l e n g t h: 74 l e t.
What do you get when you cross esp with pms? A bitch who knows everything.

Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №594 - Sms l e n g t h: 87 l e t.
What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? You don't, you've told her twice already!

Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №595 - Sms l e n g t h: 147 l e t.
What happend 2 ur mobile? I was trying 2 call U but I got this msg: Welcome 2 d jungle network, d monkey U r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.

Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №596 - Sms l e n g t h: 80 l e t.
What happened when the pope went to mount olive? Popeye beat the crap outta him.

Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №597 - Sms l e n g t h: 93 l e t.
What he want, I do not want... What I want, he does not want... What we want, is not allowed!

Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №598 - Sms l e n g t h: 75 l e t.
What is a divorce? A sign that two people cannot agree what to fight about!

Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №599 - Sms l e n g t h: 121 l e t.
What is confidence? 10 boys decided to propose a girl 9 boys came with roses, 1 boy came with 'Molvi' this is confidence!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 6 June 2025
Jewish calendar: 19 Sivan 5775
Islamic calendar: 18 Sha'ban 1436
Chinese calendar: 20 day 4 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Confederate Memorial Day (Virginia, USA)
• Journalist Day (Ukraine)
• Pushkin's Birthday (Russia)
• Russian Language Day (Russia)
• Flag Day (Sweden)
• National Day - End of the Kalmar Union (Sweden)
• Teachers Day (Bolivia)
• Financial Police Day (Kazakhstan)
• King's Birthday (Malaysia)
• Memorial Day (South Korea)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

I would love you only little when I would be able to say how much I love you!.. Kiss

Love texts for sms messages

Love is like a puzzle. When you're in love, all the pieces fit but when your heart gets broken, it takes a while to get everything back together

Broken heart texts for sms messages

Question for lovers who is very close to you?.. The one who gave you tears or the one who wipe your tears. Reply with a reason... Waiting

Love texts for sms messages

When christmas comes already yet. Mit presents large & sweet. The tings I like in mein stockings best. By jiminiy, are my feet

Christmas greetings for sms messages

Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy, fat women. - Marion smith

Marriage greetings for sms messages

To one of the most handsome fathers that there could be. I love you and always will. Happy father's day

Fathers day greetings for sms messages

Hard-work is like stairs and luck is like lift. Sometimes lift may fail but stairs will always take you to the top. Have a successful life

Motivational texts for sms messages

Friendship is a wonderful word, it might be the most beautiful one on earth. Friendship is something powerful, a gift of great value

Friendship texts for sms messages

Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it

Retirement texts for sms messages

Two people can't wish to be friends long if they can't manage to forgive each other's minor failings

Friendship texts for sms messages