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funny texts for sms messages

Well comic sms ideas for status - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many funny texts for sms messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find perfect text about laughing for sms witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №581 - Sms l e n g t h: 64 l e t.
We have so much in common. You want to travel, I want you to go.

Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №582 - Sms l e n g t h: 151 l e t.
We spend the first twelve months of our children s lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve years telling them to sit down and shut up.

Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №583 - Sms l e n g t h: 116 l e t.
We will now upgrade your brain... Please wait... Searching... Searching... Still searching... Sorry, no brain found!

Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №584 - Sms l e n g t h: 74 l e t.
What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I'm home!

Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №585 - Sms l e n g t h: 69 l e t.
What did tarzan think when he saw a dead cheetah? Wow! New underwear.

Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №586 - Sms l e n g t h: 47 l e t.
What did the drummer get on his IQ test? Drool.

Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №587 - Sms l e n g t h: 82 l e t.
What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through that thing?

Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №588 - Sms l e n g t h: 59 l e t.
What do germans use for birth control? Their personalities!

Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №589 - Sms l e n g t h: 84 l e t.
What do you call a blonde hiding in a closet? The 1977 world hide and seek champion.

Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №590 - Sms l e n g t h: 49 l e t.
What do you call a handcuffed man? - Trustworthy.

Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №591 - Sms l e n g t h: 57 l e t.
What do you call a skoda at the top of a hill? A miracle.

Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №592 - Sms l e n g t h: 95 l e t.
What do you get if you cross an irishman with a german? A man who's too drunk to follow orders.

Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №593 - Sms l e n g t h: 74 l e t.
What do you get when you cross esp with pms? A bitch who knows everything.

Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №594 - Sms l e n g t h: 87 l e t.
What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? You don't, you've told her twice already!

Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №595 - Sms l e n g t h: 147 l e t.
What happend 2 ur mobile? I was trying 2 call U but I got this msg: Welcome 2 d jungle network, d monkey U r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.

Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №596 - Sms l e n g t h: 80 l e t.
What happened when the pope went to mount olive? Popeye beat the crap outta him.

Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №597 - Sms l e n g t h: 93 l e t.
What he want, I do not want... What I want, he does not want... What we want, is not allowed!

Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №598 - Sms l e n g t h: 75 l e t.
What is a divorce? A sign that two people cannot agree what to fight about!

Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №599 - Sms l e n g t h: 121 l e t.
What is confidence? 10 boys decided to propose a girl 9 boys came with roses, 1 boy came with 'Molvi' this is confidence!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 6 April 2025
Jewish calendar: 17 Nisan 5775
Islamic calendar: 16 Jumada ath-Thaniya 1436
Chinese calendar: 18 day 2 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Investigative Agencies Day (Russia)
• Easter Monday - Egg Nyte (Western Christianity)
• Founders Day - Van Riebeeck's Day (South Africa)
• Family Day (South Africa)
• Commemoration Day of Road Safety (Lithuania)
• Tartan Day (USA)
• Tartan Day (Canada)
• Chakri Memorial Day (Thailand)
• Dyngus Day (Poland)
• Drowsy Driver Awareness Day (California, USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

It takes years to build up trust, and just seconds to destroy it

Friendship texts for sms messages

I loved you so much... But your gone... I think I loved you too much

Romantic texts for sms messages

Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome U r, it is not ur figure too... Beauty is the inner self, so change ur underwear daily

Funny jokes for sms messages

Being politically correct means always having to say you're sorry

Sorry texts for sms messages

What do germans use for birth control? Their personalities

Funny jokes for sms messages

Your words of love steal someone's heart, but you don't know that your heart is already stolen by me check it

Thank texts for sms messages

It is only when we forget all our learning that we begin to know

Graduation greetings for sms messages

You can keep going long after you can't

Wisdom texts for sms messages

You're red shirt goes well with your eyes

Insult texts for sms messages

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese proverb

April fool jokes for sms messages