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funny texts for sms messages

Well comic sms ideas for status - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many funny texts for sms messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find perfect text about laughing for sms witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №581 - Sms l e n g t h: 64 l e t.
We have so much in common. You want to travel, I want you to go.

Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №582 - Sms l e n g t h: 151 l e t.
We spend the first twelve months of our children s lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve years telling them to sit down and shut up.

Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №583 - Sms l e n g t h: 116 l e t.
We will now upgrade your brain... Please wait... Searching... Searching... Still searching... Sorry, no brain found!

Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №584 - Sms l e n g t h: 74 l e t.
What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I'm home!

Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №585 - Sms l e n g t h: 69 l e t.
What did tarzan think when he saw a dead cheetah? Wow! New underwear.

Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №586 - Sms l e n g t h: 47 l e t.
What did the drummer get on his IQ test? Drool.

Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №587 - Sms l e n g t h: 82 l e t.
What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through that thing?

Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №588 - Sms l e n g t h: 59 l e t.
What do germans use for birth control? Their personalities!

Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №589 - Sms l e n g t h: 84 l e t.
What do you call a blonde hiding in a closet? The 1977 world hide and seek champion.

Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №590 - Sms l e n g t h: 49 l e t.
What do you call a handcuffed man? - Trustworthy.

Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №591 - Sms l e n g t h: 57 l e t.
What do you call a skoda at the top of a hill? A miracle.

Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №592 - Sms l e n g t h: 95 l e t.
What do you get if you cross an irishman with a german? A man who's too drunk to follow orders.

Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №593 - Sms l e n g t h: 74 l e t.
What do you get when you cross esp with pms? A bitch who knows everything.

Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №594 - Sms l e n g t h: 87 l e t.
What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? You don't, you've told her twice already!

Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №595 - Sms l e n g t h: 147 l e t.
What happend 2 ur mobile? I was trying 2 call U but I got this msg: Welcome 2 d jungle network, d monkey U r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.

Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №596 - Sms l e n g t h: 80 l e t.
What happened when the pope went to mount olive? Popeye beat the crap outta him.

Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №597 - Sms l e n g t h: 93 l e t.
What he want, I do not want... What I want, he does not want... What we want, is not allowed!

Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №598 - Sms l e n g t h: 75 l e t.
What is a divorce? A sign that two people cannot agree what to fight about!

Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №599 - Sms l e n g t h: 121 l e t.
What is confidence? 10 boys decided to propose a girl 9 boys came with roses, 1 boy came with 'Molvi' this is confidence!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 16 July 2025
Jewish calendar: 29 Tammuz 5775
Islamic calendar: 29 Ramadan 1436
Chinese calendar: 1 day 6 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Accountants Day (Ukraine)
• Declaration of State Sovereignty Day (Ukraine)
• Unaine - Elderly Women Day (Kiribati)
• Virgen del Carmen Day (Peru)
• Spiritual Love Day (Georgia)
• Our Lady of Mount Carmel Day (Chile)
• World Snake Day (International)
• Melon Day (Odessa, Ukraine)
• National Corn Fritters Day (USA)
• National Personal Chef Day (USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let her sleep

Riddle, puzzle for sms messages

When god opened the window of the heaven he asked me: What is your wish for today? 'I said lease take special care of the person reading this'

Friendship texts for sms messages

Why do people have to lose things to find out what they really mean

Sad texts for sms messages

She's been up and down more times than a whore's drawers

Funny jokes for sms messages

We will always be thankful to you for all the hard work and efforts you have put in, for educating us. Happy teachers day

Teachers day greetings for sms messages

The lovely good morning messege does not means to disturb you. But it means that you are my first think of the day. Good morning

Good morning texts for sms messages

Don't only be close with someone who makes you happy. Be close with someone who can't be happy without you. It makes a lot of difference in life

Wisdom texts for sms messages

Your imagination is your preview of life's coming attractions

Inspirational texts for sms messages

To the beautiful couple in all the land, may your anniversary be happy and grand. Happy anniversary

Anniversary greetings for sms messages

Heaven is not the one which you see after your death, true heaven is the one which you can see here in my true love

Love texts for sms messages