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funny texts for sms messages

Well comic sms ideas for status - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many funny texts for sms messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find perfect text about laughing for sms witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №581 - Sms l e n g t h: 64 l e t.
We have so much in common. You want to travel, I want you to go.

Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №582 - Sms l e n g t h: 151 l e t.
We spend the first twelve months of our children s lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve years telling them to sit down and shut up.

Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №583 - Sms l e n g t h: 116 l e t.
We will now upgrade your brain... Please wait... Searching... Searching... Still searching... Sorry, no brain found!

Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №584 - Sms l e n g t h: 74 l e t.
What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I'm home!

Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №585 - Sms l e n g t h: 69 l e t.
What did tarzan think when he saw a dead cheetah? Wow! New underwear.

Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №586 - Sms l e n g t h: 47 l e t.
What did the drummer get on his IQ test? Drool.

Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №587 - Sms l e n g t h: 82 l e t.
What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through that thing?

Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №588 - Sms l e n g t h: 59 l e t.
What do germans use for birth control? Their personalities!

Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №589 - Sms l e n g t h: 84 l e t.
What do you call a blonde hiding in a closet? The 1977 world hide and seek champion.

Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №590 - Sms l e n g t h: 49 l e t.
What do you call a handcuffed man? - Trustworthy.

Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №591 - Sms l e n g t h: 57 l e t.
What do you call a skoda at the top of a hill? A miracle.

Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №592 - Sms l e n g t h: 95 l e t.
What do you get if you cross an irishman with a german? A man who's too drunk to follow orders.

Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №593 - Sms l e n g t h: 74 l e t.
What do you get when you cross esp with pms? A bitch who knows everything.

Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №594 - Sms l e n g t h: 87 l e t.
What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? You don't, you've told her twice already!

Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №595 - Sms l e n g t h: 147 l e t.
What happend 2 ur mobile? I was trying 2 call U but I got this msg: Welcome 2 d jungle network, d monkey U r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.

Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №596 - Sms l e n g t h: 80 l e t.
What happened when the pope went to mount olive? Popeye beat the crap outta him.

Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №597 - Sms l e n g t h: 93 l e t.
What he want, I do not want... What I want, he does not want... What we want, is not allowed!

Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №598 - Sms l e n g t h: 75 l e t.
What is a divorce? A sign that two people cannot agree what to fight about!

Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №599 - Sms l e n g t h: 121 l e t.
What is confidence? 10 boys decided to propose a girl 9 boys came with roses, 1 boy came with 'Molvi' this is confidence!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 27 May 2017
Jewish calendar: 9 Sivan 5775
Islamic calendar: 8 Sha'ban 1436
Chinese calendar: 10 day 4 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• National Libraries Day (Russia)
• Slavery Abolition Day (Saint Martin, France)
• Slavery Abolition Day (Guadeloupe, France)
• Mother's Day (Bolivia)
• Libraries Day (Kyrgyzstan)
• Army Day (Nicaragua)
• Children's Day (Nigeria)
• Attains Sovereignty Day (Afghanistan)
• World Multiple Sclerosis Day (USA)
• Saint Petersburg Birthday (Saint Petersburg, Russia)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

In real love you want the other person's good. In romantic love, you want the other person. Margaret chase smith

Love texts for sms messages

You flew off with the wings of my heart and left me flightless. - Stelle atwater

Broken heart texts for sms messages

The hottest love has the coldest end

Love texts for sms messages

Bloom where you are planted

Cute texts for sms messages

The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him - Oscar wilde

Marriage greetings for sms messages

Everybody wants someone special someone innocent someone nice someone cool someone sweet someone cute someone intelligent but why always me, me and me

Flirt texts for sms messages

The winners of life's game aren't those who have never tasted failure but those who have tasted failure again and again but never give up

Motivational texts for sms messages

I say and you listen, its a good friendship. You say and I listen, is a better friendship. But I don't say and you understand, is best friendship

Friendship texts for sms messages

What is the velocity of the darkness

Riddle, puzzle for sms messages

You can only go as far as you push

Friendship texts for sms messages