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funny texts for sms messages

Well comic sms ideas for status - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many funny texts for sms messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find perfect text about laughing for sms witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №581 - Sms l e n g t h: 64 l e t.
We have so much in common. You want to travel, I want you to go.

Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №582 - Sms l e n g t h: 151 l e t.
We spend the first twelve months of our children s lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve years telling them to sit down and shut up.

Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №583 - Sms l e n g t h: 116 l e t.
We will now upgrade your brain... Please wait... Searching... Searching... Still searching... Sorry, no brain found!

Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №584 - Sms l e n g t h: 74 l e t.
What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I'm home!

Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №585 - Sms l e n g t h: 69 l e t.
What did tarzan think when he saw a dead cheetah? Wow! New underwear.

Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №586 - Sms l e n g t h: 47 l e t.
What did the drummer get on his IQ test? Drool.

Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №587 - Sms l e n g t h: 82 l e t.
What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through that thing?

Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №588 - Sms l e n g t h: 59 l e t.
What do germans use for birth control? Their personalities!

Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №589 - Sms l e n g t h: 84 l e t.
What do you call a blonde hiding in a closet? The 1977 world hide and seek champion.

Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №590 - Sms l e n g t h: 49 l e t.
What do you call a handcuffed man? - Trustworthy.

Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №591 - Sms l e n g t h: 57 l e t.
What do you call a skoda at the top of a hill? A miracle.

Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №592 - Sms l e n g t h: 95 l e t.
What do you get if you cross an irishman with a german? A man who's too drunk to follow orders.

Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №593 - Sms l e n g t h: 74 l e t.
What do you get when you cross esp with pms? A bitch who knows everything.

Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №594 - Sms l e n g t h: 87 l e t.
What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? You don't, you've told her twice already!

Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №595 - Sms l e n g t h: 147 l e t.
What happend 2 ur mobile? I was trying 2 call U but I got this msg: Welcome 2 d jungle network, d monkey U r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.

Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №596 - Sms l e n g t h: 80 l e t.
What happened when the pope went to mount olive? Popeye beat the crap outta him.

Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №597 - Sms l e n g t h: 93 l e t.
What he want, I do not want... What I want, he does not want... What we want, is not allowed!

Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №598 - Sms l e n g t h: 75 l e t.
What is a divorce? A sign that two people cannot agree what to fight about!

Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Sms message text №599 - Sms l e n g t h: 121 l e t.
What is confidence? 10 boys decided to propose a girl 9 boys came with roses, 1 boy came with 'Molvi' this is confidence!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 21 January 2020
Jewish calendar: 1 Shvat 5775
Islamic calendar: 30 Rabi al-Awwal 1436
Chinese calendar: 2 day 12 month 4411 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Flag Day (Quebec, Canada)
• Engineering Troops Day (Russia)
• Engineering Troops Day (Belarus)
• Mother's, midwives and gynecologists Day - Babinden (Bulgaria)
• Grandmother day (Poland)
• Engineering Troops Day (Kyrgyzstan)
• National Hug Day (USA)
• Postgraduate Student Day (Russia)
• Lady of Altagracia Day (Dominican Republic)
• Birth of Ignacio Allende (Mexico)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Three grand keys to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, & something to hope for

Wisdom texts for sms messages

We have strange and wonderful relationship. You're strange and I'm wonderful

Insult texts for sms messages

Real friends are those who, when you feel you've made a fool of yourself, don't feel you've done a permanent job

April fool jokes for sms messages

I love two things, a rose and you. A rose for a short while, but you for the rest of my life

Love texts for sms messages

It is better to have loved and lost than never to have lost at all

Broken heart texts for sms messages

Roses of red grow in my heart and they will never wither... 'Cause they bloom every time I see your smile, hear your voice or just think of you

Love texts for sms messages

This year, all I want is a gift bag filled with laughter & joy, with you. Merry christmas my dear

Christmas greetings for sms messages

You've never felt pain until you've felt love

Love texts for sms messages

It is easier for a father to have children than, for children to have a real father. I'm glad to have U dad, happy father's day

Fathers day greetings for sms messages

A bird sitting on the branch of a tree doesn't get frightened by the shaking branch, b'cse the bird trusts not the branch, but its wings

Motivational texts for sms messages