I only have sex on days that begin with t: Thanksgiving. Tuesday. Thursday. Today. Tomorrow. Thaturday. Thunday... Tevery day
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Smile: S-sets you free m-makes you special i-increases your face value l-lifts up you spirits e-erases all your tensions so please keep smile
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In a party a handsome guy asked a girl 'Are you going to dance? ' She felt so happy & said-'yes' & the guy said-'that's good, so can I have your chair
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A businessman is the only man who is forever apologizing for his occupation. Gilbert K. Chesterton
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Lights on, door open, nobody at home
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It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are
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Out of four people one is chinese. If ur father, ur mother and ur brother are not chinese, then it must be you
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A, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i-u, v, w, x, y, Z. What r U looking for? I killed all those who were between I & U
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Sincere apology: If U dont like any of my sms & don t like 2 read, or if my msgs disturb U then plz don t hesitate, feel free to throw ur mobile out
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Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness
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