A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: 'Pint please, and one for the road'
Funny jokes for sms messages
If I had one wish I would give you a long and tender kiss and if I had two wishes then I would choose to do it over again
Kiss texts for sms messages
The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him - Oscar wilde
Marriage greetings for sms messages
Without love life waste, without story movie waste, without my sms ur cell waste & without ur smile my sms waste
Smile jokes for sms messages
Another year has passed in your life, making you even wiser and stronger. Let your age, not age your spirits. Happy birthday
Birthday greetings for sms messages
I think you are very careless! You come & leave things behind! See now what U have left? You just came in my mind and left a smile on my face
Flirt texts for sms messages
When he was five years old, he wanted to become a lawyer. Now that he is a lawyer, he acts like a five-years old
Funny jokes for sms messages
In real love you want the other person's good. In romantic love, you want the other person. Margaret chase smith
Love texts for sms messages
Guys are like parking spots... The good ones are always taken... And the ones that are available, are either handicapped or too far away
Naughty texts for sms messages
I thought you loved me undesirably. Didn't you know you were my everything
Valentines day greetings for sms messages
