Q: What is the difference between secretary and private secretary? Ans: Secretary says good morning sir and private secretary says its morning sir
Funny jokes for sms messages
One day the moon sed 2 me, if ur lover makes U cry why dont you leave ur lover... I looked at the moon n replied would U every leave ur sky? I love U
Love texts for sms messages
The world would b a lonely place without the 1 that puts smile on my face
Smile jokes for sms messages
Sometimes, I wish certain people wont tell me that they love me... Wanna know why? So that I wont waste my time believing their sweetest lies
Broken heart texts for sms messages
A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones that need the advice
Funny jokes for sms messages
If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question
Love texts for sms messages
I loved you so much... But your gone... I think I loved you too much
Romantic texts for sms messages
Happy birthday! May all ur dreams and wishes cum true! Enjoy ur day
Birthday greetings for sms messages
Life is 4 U, death is 4 me, being happy is 4 U, being sad is 4 me, being together is 4 U, being lonely is 4 me, everything 4 U but U r 4 me
Friendship texts for sms messages
A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears
Love texts for sms messages
