April fool jokes for sms messages
Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rainRainy day texts for sms messages
Labor disgraces no man - Unfortunately, you occasionally find men who disgrace laborLabour day greetings for sms messages
Friendship needs no words - It is solitude delivered from the anguish of loneliness. - Dag hammarskjoldFriendship texts for sms messages
Three golden rules: 'Who is helping you, dont forget them, who is loving U, dont hate them, who s believing you. Dont cheat themCome here. Take off your pants and get on top of me... Do your stuff until your totally satisfied that's why I'm your toiletNaughty texts for sms messages
He's so full of shit, his eyes are brownA friend is: 1% funny2% sweet3% caring4% loving and... 90% good looking that's why... I'm your friendSending you a good luck charm may riches shine on you good luck dearYou've seen me laugh you've seen me cry and always you were there with me I may not have always said it but thanks and I love you happy mother's day| |
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