The nhs regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident please report to your nearest hospital to be put down we apologise for any inconvenience
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If you love me, let me know. If not, please gently let me go
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Selfish people may win, in the beginning. But just as everything else in life, there is always an end
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Sometimes. When im all alone. I close my eyes & think of you & the thought of your love warms me inside & make me smile
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Being politically correct means always having to say you're sorry
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I'm sorry I brought this upon you, my boy. I'm sorry you must carry this burden. I'm sorry for everything
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A, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i-u, v, w, x, y, Z. What r U looking for? I killed all those who were between I & U
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Love can sometimes be magic. But magic can sometimes... Just be an illusion
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Saying that I will keep you in my mind and heart till its last beat. So please take care. My sweet heart
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You're the one I want, the one I need, but bad mistakes I've done indeed. In search for forgiveness and happiness too, I want to say that I love U
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