Riddle, puzzle for sms messages
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it since the thief was spending much less than his wife didThe soul would have no rainbow had the eyes no tears. - John vance cheneyBroken heart texts for sms messages
Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most. - American proverbFriendship texts for sms messages
What is a divorce? A sign that two people cannot agree what to fight aboutFalling in love is painful getting your heart broken is hurtful. I don't know what to doWife to husband: Why are you walking around naked? Neighbors can see your things. Husband: So what!.. Wife: They will think I married you for moneyMarriage greetings for sms messages
This is your mobile operator and we just found out you are too dumb to use your phone, so please put it on ground and start jumping on it. Thank youIts 8th of march... Its women's day... Wish its filled with joy! Happy women's dayMerry christmas, may you be surrounded by all the things that bring christmas cheer| |
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