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I am a killer, I kill people for money... But because you are my friend, I'll kill you for nothing! Perfect text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №224 - Sms l e n g t h: 47 l e t.
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I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying. Perfect text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №227 - Sms l e n g t h: 96 l e t.
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I hate blackout. Never mind the arson, never mind TV and stereo, never mind the internet. But if I could not recharge my cell phone so I could keep texting, that's another point. I hate blackout. Perfect text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №231 - Sms l e n g t h: 93 l e t.
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I have started luving 'U'... I know it sounds rediculous but I can't control my feelings 4 'U'. Some time later I'll start luving more alphabets! Perfect text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №234 - Sms l e n g t h: 131 l e t.
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I know why I am single, my parents-in-law were not able to have kids. Perfect text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №236 - Sms l e n g t h: 55 l e t.
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I love mickey mouse more than any woman I have ever known. 