What is the true friendship? Ans - It is when your best friend runs away with your wife & you are really worried... For your friend
Friendship texts for sms messages
When you love someone, it's nothing. When someone loves you, it's somthing. When U luv someone & they luv you back, it's everything
Romantic texts for sms messages
Don`t drink water, because fish fuck in it
Funny jokes for sms messages
The saddest thing in the world, is loving someone who used to love you
Sad texts for sms messages
If you want to read about love and marriage you've got to buy two separate books
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If it's a good idea, go ahead and do it. It's much easier to apologize than it is to get permission. Grace hopper
Sorry texts for sms messages
Q: What is the difference between secretary and private secretary? Ans: Secretary says good morning sir and private secretary says its morning sir
Funny jokes for sms messages
Love is a word which cannot be explained fully even by the dictionaries
Sweet texts for sms messages
You have a cough? Go home 2night, eat a whole box of ex-lax, 2morrow you'll be afraid to cough
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I ran up da stairs, shut the door, turned off the bed and hopped into da light all bcuz U kissed me good nite
Thank texts for sms messages
