Don`t drink water, because fish fuck in it
Funny jokes for sms messages
When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, & think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, & the day I met U
Thank texts for sms messages
He dips sparrows in peroxide and sells them as canaries
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One can pay back the loan of gold, but one dies forever in debt to those who are kind. You are one such person for me. Happy boss day
Boss day texts for sms messages
We always thought we'd look back on our tears and laugh, but we never thought we'd look back on our laughter and cry
Love texts for sms messages
The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on U
Flirt texts for sms messages
A word to say, a word to hear even in ur absence I feel U near r relation is strong... Hope it goes long v wil remain d same til d life goes on
Romantic texts for sms messages
She's got more wrinkles than an elephants scrotum
Funny jokes for sms messages
Always be on 'Their side' in some way, no matter what
Wisdom texts for sms messages
Don't regret what you've did, but regret what you never did, go and say 'I love u' to your loved one
Love texts for sms messages
