A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: 'Pint please, and one for the road'
Funny jokes for sms messages
Even if every flower in the world had a voice I could not send as many as it would take to say thanks enough! So thank you
Thank texts for sms messages
All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make, the better
Inspirational texts for sms messages
We turn not older with years, but newer every day
Birthday greetings for sms messages
To live is like to love - All reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it. - By samuel butler, life and love
Love texts for sms messages
I wanted to put something incredibly beautiful, sweet, nice, sensitive, erotic and funny on you screen, but unfortunately I do not fit on it
Flirt texts for sms messages
Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the empire state building? A: Yes, because the empire state building can't jump
Riddle, puzzle for sms messages
My friends are my estate
Funny jokes for sms messages
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it since the thief was spending much less than his wife did
Wife texts for sms messages
Another month, another year, another smile, another tear, another winter, another summer too but there will never be another you
Love texts for sms messages
