Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the empire state building? A: Yes, because the empire state building can't jump
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Your smile, your touch, the way you love me I never knew... Until you what a relationship could be. So, I celebrate you. My friend, my love
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A boy was going with his G. F. Friend asked: Who is she? Boy: My cousin... The friend said: Last year she was my cousin
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Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies
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A smile gives red colour 2 ur cheeks, white 2 ur teeth, pink colour 2 ur lips, silver colour 2 ur eyes, so keep smiling & enjoy the colours of life
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Im dreaming of white christmas, with evrey christmas card I write, may your days be bright, & may all your christmases b white. Happy christmas
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The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning
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What is the difference between blood and you? Blood enters the heart and flows out but you entered the heart and stayed
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You're really very naughty a right such and such you spent way too much on your gift but thanks very... Very... Very... Much
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The spirit of easter is all about hope, love and joyfull living. Happy easter
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